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243523  raditzu: @OldKentuckyShark "You've missed a spot here, Vigo"... Movie or not, someone has to clean all that glowing goo, don't you think?

243526  raditzu: Pushing me out there was a REALLY good joke, human. Now go fk yourself.

243535  raditzu: Somebody's shoes gonna get to see some serious shit later.

243540  raditzu: Pimpin', you're doing it right.

243585  jochenau: Mr. Fluffles can hear a chipmunk fart 100 miles away.

243587  a robot: You are now legally prohibited from moving your arm until doggo decides it's ok

243574  well duh: Oh yeah? It'd be a non-stop stream of "human, get me food, human get me treats, human clean my litter box, human I want fresh water, human pet me," sleep for ten hours, "human love me, human are you seriously trying to pet me right now? eff off until I tell you different. Human..."

243508  Joseph: Don't ever talk to me or my "son" again.

243595  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

243585  Teechur: Can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow?

243227  WannaBee: Return trip #243563

243563  WannaBee: So that*s who #243227 is.

243573  a robot: Those tiny crocheted cones are adorable!

243302  Psymon: Soon to be a major motion picture

243584  a robot: Yo dawg.

243309  Psymon: Tigers are kind of stupid that way.

243530  Ulillillia: Felines are pleasant.

243579  Ulillillia: Goldeneye

243576  Zaxxoff: You're turning #E31984, #E31984!

243580  tib gubb: oh that's pretty fast... if you're a baby

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243391 WannaBee: @dangerkeith3000 some pain yes, but that just seems excessive.

243382 Robespierre: Copyright infringement detected

243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?

243484 Ulillillia: If you insist!

243474 raditzu: You've got to love these eyes.

243534 Teechur: @fanny Do you see them when you type them, then they're gone after you hit enter?

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243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!



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 thecraftywolf: welcome to Jurassic park
 DrinkMixMan: It was beauty liked the beast.
 Moldred: "I find your lack of faith annoying."
 pastme: To infinity, and the next stop!
 DrinkMixMan: Ah, boy. I'm just so tired of all these Star Treks.
 Robespierre: "See here, Sgt. Batguano ... if that truly is your real name..."
 duckfarts: "Today we celebrate our In Depends Day!"
 duckfarts: "You can buy me wings anytime."
 duckfarts: "*I* am smart and pissed!"
 duckfarts: "You're a lizard, Harry!"
 duckfarts: "Look at me, I'm a captain now!"
 DrinkMixMan: I am what I am and that's all there is to me.
 duckfarts: "Hey fellas, we're all getting paid!"
 duckfarts: "Forget it Jay, it's a town in China"
 duckfarts: "You're the disease, and I like The Cure"
 duckfarts: "If you bill them, they will come"
 BlarfyB: "The hills are alive, with the sound of Muzak!"
 duckfarts: "Get away with murder, you bitch!"
 duckfarts: "If you throw a strike, you will become more powerful than you can ever imagine"
 duckfarts: "It puts the moisturizer in the bucket or it gets to go again"
 Mr. Whiskers: @Scoo Are you sure? @Firm Buttocks thinks the joke has rather run its course?
 ShoKusogi: Number of Comments: It's over 9000 !
 Mr. Whiskers: @DrinkMixMan forgot to tag you on that last one, pal
 Mr. Whiskers: She rubs the lotion on her skin
 Mr. Whiskers: Why are you dressed in a bunny-rabbit costume? Why are you wearing a Donnie Darko costume?
 Scoo: Good Scott, Martin!
 DrinkMixMan: Would you let me fuck you? I'd let me fuck me.
 Mr. Shine: A census taker tried to test me once. I ate his liver with some pickled beets and a nice Budweiser. *slurping sound*
 Mr. Shine: You're a whizzer, Harvey!
 DrinkMixMan: Dogs fucking cats, mass hysteria!
 DrinkMixMan: @Beef Supreme They call me Mr. Pibb!
 Scoo: Effortless, my dearest Watson!
 DrinkMixMan: "Don't have a cow, man!"
 carpwoman: I regret to inform you the action you would like me to take is not feasable, Dave.
 annterland: Are you a good witch or not so good witch?
 annterland: English, mother's husband, do you speak it?!
 Beef Supreme: "I am referred to as Mister Tibbs!"
 Beef Supreme: The man who is in possession of the Spice runs the galaxy."
 DrinkMixMan: @Scoo Kick the leg!
 Scoo: Rub the wax on, then rub the wax off
 DrinkMixMan: One MEELLION euros!
 Hiddentigerma: "Blessed be the cheese manufactures.
 Scoo: As an aside, if this comment thread doesn't exemplify "Aggro-Gator is a site for fun, humor, and friendship.", I don't know what does!
 Scoo: Nobody places Babby in the corner
 Scoo: Please shake my martini; don't stir it
 Scoo: I am feeling the need for speed
 DrinkMixMan: It has what plants need.
 DrinkMixMan: You don't fuck with The Christ.
 DrinkMixMan: "Shut your trap, Donny!"
 Darkasnoon: You can't just ask people why they're Caucasian
 BlarfyB: "Travel with me if you wish to survive."
 DrinkMixMan: "Oh, no. Not the snakes. Not the snakes! Aaaaah!" -Indian Jones
 DrinkMixMan: Where'd your Messiah go?
 DrinkMixMan: That's no moon. That's a space ship!
 DrinkMixMan: GET TO THE HELICOPTER
 Himesama: "I can see ghost people."
 Noremak: "Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual."
 Lestrange: I grabbed her by the p.ussy.
 Air Biscuit: "You and me baby aint nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do on that channel you pay extra for at the hotel."
 a robot: On our journey, roads are unneccessary
 a robot: You had me at "greetings."
 Jaunty Shrimp: You DON'T put a BRA in a DRYER!
 BlarfyB: I say we take off and bomb it from orbit - it is the only way to confirm.
 Teechur: "My father is a TV fixer guy. He has a really good set of tools."
 Teechur: "Sometimes you just have to say, 'What the heck?'"
 hajjpodge: "I am the person who rings the door bell!"
 BlarfyB: "My little Poecile atricapillus"
 hajjpodge: "A man who never takes time to be with his family cannot be a good guy."
 Warrax: RICARDOOOOOO MONTELBAHAAAAAN!
 Warrax: Target the lower extremities, Johnathan.
 Scoo: I'll order whatever dish caused her to orgasm
 Scoo: I'm really angry about this and I'm not going to allow it any further!
 Scoo: I'm going to offer him a deal that would be foolish to decline
 Air Biscuit: "What is not a nation i am familiar with. Is english the native language of what?"
 midnightmosesuk: I am perambulating in this location! I am perambulating in this location!
 SunWukong: They put one of yours in the hospital, you put one of theirs in Morpeth.
 Air Biscuit: "Dont refer to me as shirly."
 carpwoman: @Firm Buttocks - So what's your point? ;-)
 Bluetocracy: "Quaid, initiate the device."
 carpwoman: And surely, don't call me.
 SunWukong: You wanna know how I got these scabs?
 Moldred: "Who is clad in pyjamas, Walter?"..."Be silent, Donald."
 midnightmosesuk: I very much enjoy the scent of Naphthalene at day break. It's scent puts me in mind of conquest.
 Beef Supreme: "What we've got here is an inability to converse. Some men are just beyond one's grasp. So, the result is what happened here today. Which is the way he prefers it. Well, he's the recipient of it."
 Beef Supreme: "I've had it with these gosh-darned snakes on this gosh-darned plane!"
 Kess: "Luke, I am your mother's husband."
 sparename: "I politely request the reallocation of your attire - including footwear, and perchance the keys to your combustion-powered velocipede"
 Borkf: "I'll be right back"
 Firm Buttocks: The joke was over a while back, just for the record
 Mr. Whiskers: "Do you have a lucky feeling? Well, you little scamp?"
 Darkasnoon: "I've got a not good feeling about this"
 Mr. Whiskers: "Frankly, my darling, I'm indifferent"
 Mr. Shine: "Darn it, Janice!"
 Mr. Whiskers: "Show me the currency!"
 Mr. Shine: "Yippee-ki-ay, mother fellows!"
 Mr. Whiskers: I could do this all day...it's really fun. @rubix1924 you've created a monster
 Mr. Whiskers: "We're going to need a larger watercraft"
 Mr. Whiskers: "Play it yet another time, Sam"
 Darkasnoon: "Puppy, I feel like we're not in the state anymore"
 duckfarts: "Wanna know my secret? I'm *always* hungry"
Image 136737   10-09-16   Uploaded by    rubix1924
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 DrinkMixMan: Why would the Lord just eat my 50 cents?
 Wet farts: People do this so they have a place to put all the cans/bottles that don't fit in the other slots. I once knew a guy that did this except he called it "pot luck". He said it outsold all the other flavors lol
 Bluetocracy: Thanks! I was on the fence about what I wanted, anyway.
 AdaMan: Jesus cola please
 duckfarts: coke and Pepsi in the same machine, Jesus works miracles
 Amy Housewine: Gon' get me some of that Jesus Juice.
 Derp Herpigan: *Pushes button* Ugh, water? *Drinks water, actually wine*
 Teechur: If you let the Lorde decide, it'll either be Glory or Gore. You're better off with the Dew.
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless i'm pressing it because of the catholic guilt i was raised with :(
 duckfarts: hell yeah old school soda machine
 Peter Pantsless: I...I mean you HAVE to push that button, right? Just out of curiosity?
Image 136735   10-09-16   Uploaded by    Booty Kicker
Score:
559
 
 ShoKusogi: Challenge Accepted !
 LaeMi: I once made an ice cream like that. The kid behind me in the line at the machine 's jaw just kept dropping lower and lower the higher my ice cream went.
 carpwoman: @AdaMan - No kidding. Me, too.
 AdaMan: I want ice cream now
 Beef Supreme: Whenever I go to Golden Corral, I make an ice cream cone like that, then I get stuck there for ten minutes, as the parents there ask me to improve upon the coiled dog turds that their weak ice cream dispensing games have yielded.
 ClockworkJackalope: The trick is to eat that before it melts, without getting brain freeze
 Teechur: Overheard at the all-you-can-eat buffet, "I'm sorry, but that's all you can eat."
 duckfarts: this will go great with the rice
 SunWukong: Not seen white dog poo in years.
 Peter Pantsless: That's impressive
Image 136734   10-09-16   Uploaded by    steve
Score:
682
 
 Skaalar: All I want is to be able to slow down time for my own amusement. Is that too much to ask!?
 AdaMan: Physics meets water consumption
 WaffleIron: IAU demotes saturn to a dwarf planet because anyone can make it with a cup of tea.
Image 136733   10-09-16   Uploaded by    peeper
Score:
933
 
 Hiddentigerma: No. Im voting for his rival. Jean pimp mental.
 Lestrange: Gene your damn lawn is a mess.
 Beef Supreme: He's too honest to be a politician.
 werterland: He's got my vite!
 Kidneythief: @scribbs beat me to it!
 scribbs: He has very confused friendship with Bob Olive.
 SunWukong: Force him into office.
 AverageJoe: still a better candidate than the alternatives...
Image 136732   10-09-16   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
236
 
 LaeMi: I assume those are actually construction allignment marks and have nothing to do with nazis
 jochenau: @ClockworkJackalope This should be an official Thing.
 Entertainmentalist: In the upper right is an almost-as-terrible anarchy symbol. Someone is just not good at this. I'm sure elsewhere on that wall is a botched pentagram, too.
 drtofu: worm, arms akimbo
 Warrax: Notzi.
 Wookiee: That's not how you Nazi.
 Kidneythief: @1fatfuck Heil shitler
 ClockworkJackalope: The double staple of the grammar Nazi
 Niels Bohr: @SunWukong I've seen that as well. There is definitely a correlation between people being proud of their race and also them being the worst examples of it.
 Teechur: Grafferder..
 MasterTwig: Seig fail.
 midnightmosesuk: Back to Nazi school for you!
 SunWukong: There's a lot of racist graffiti 'round my way. Every bit of it mis-spelled. Some link?
 ChubbyBuddy: heil hilter
 WaffleIron: Staplika.
Image 136731   10-09-16   Uploaded by    james
Score:
350
 
 Hiddentigerma: @Teechur Tipping is irrational in any way of viewing it.
 Teechur: @Beef Supreme @Hiddentigerma While you both have valid points, the patron signed the agreement to pay $3.14159265359..... but only tipped $3.14. I'm quite certain that the server will take the high road and forgive the patron for the 1/6 of a cent breach of contract. (I hope that doesn't seem "irrational"! Badump bump TSSSS!)
 Hiddentigerma: @Teechur Im pretty sure your not forced to tip.
 AdaMan: Ordered pi for desert
 Beef Supreme: @Teechur he tipped more than 15 percent...
 Kidneythief: I bet your IG just went nuts over this
 Teechur: You're still cheating your server out of $0.00159265359, you jerk.
Image 136730   10-09-16   Uploaded by    danny
Score:
407
 
 Lestrange: And where the hell have you been for the last 3 years?
 Jaunty Shrimp: Tom Servo fell in love at first sight
 a robot: Lamp doesn't love you.
 AdaMan: Don't look at me like that
 Borkf: Please add googly eyes. Everything's better with googly eyes.
 scribbs: Psychologists are now recommending narcissists decorate their homes with disapproving furniture.
 Teechur: We have a similar lamp that we call the "Angry Lamp."
 Peter Pantsless: He must be feeling pretty light-headed
 dobbiesdoogs: so, where were you last night?
Image 136729   10-09-16   Uploaded by    Mike Michael
Score:
378
 
 Poop Bird: to the dumpster!
 Entertainmentalist: It's babies, all the way down.
 drtofu: Comes with tiny vibrators?!
 a robot: How is babby's first babby's first babby formed?
 AdaMan: Babyception
 bug: @Beef Supreme I can't believe someone beat me to an aphid reference!
 Beef Supreme: It's some kind of human-aphid chimera.
 kinggheedra: ham fisted social commentary or mitosis?
 duckfarts: oh man, is this what Amy grant's song was really about?
 Mr. Shine: Coming this fall on MTV!!
 AverageJoe: disturbing...
 ChubbyBuddy: dang, those boys can swim
 midnightmosesuk: Baby's baby's baby is guaranteed a council house before she even leave's the womb! Now with realistic benefit claiming action!
 FabricMan: Next on Springer!
 duckfarts: yo dawg
Image 136728   10-09-16   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
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