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263322  dangerkeith3000: Something is wrong with his face.

263344  ignatz: Mmm.. Shiny!

263325  dangerkeith3000: Your chimney doesn't have a hole on top. Time to suffocate.

263345  ignatz: @flommmm underrated shows are the best!

263346  ignatz: Lawyers, guns and money? Nah, we got this covered..

263329  dangerkeith3000: I don't get it.

263342  KingTrebek: At least it won't get stolen

263335  dangerkeith3000: Beef is one of the safest meats to eat raw, but I prefer my steak medium / sometimes medium rare.

263339  Greek Fire: Just follow Kronos' example.

263339  dangerkeith3000: I'll start saying that. Especially since my baby sis had her first baby last week.

263348  ignatz: I'd be much less intimidated if they called it a kitty scan..

263286  dangerkeith3000: @Shay Yeah I wish he had learned sooner. But at least Mariska Hargatay had a cameo in that one.

263286  a robot: @dangerkeith3000 @Shay His finest performance is still when he was the most awkward person on the planet while standing next Kanye West talking about how George Bush doesn't care about black people

263271  KingTrebek: RIP butt ugly martians

263309  ChubbyBuddy: as someone who once worked at a wide format print shop, that sign was probably only somewhat less expensive than building a damn fence

263295  a robot: Kitty is just biding his time, planning the murder

263296  a robot: I love you, friend!

263336  fanny: basketboop

263297  a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263338  fanny: shouldnt he be watching pig sex?

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263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo



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 scribbs: The quiet pleasures of a desk job.
 Jennerator: My week is the Friday glass increasing in size
 Skaalar: Mine is similar except all the other days have a little bit of Friday in them to begin with.
Image 136655   10-08-16   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
270
 
 Fett4life: @sparename Ever since Tasha died Data has been holed up in his quarters playing Ziggy Stardust.
 scribbs: Bitchin' grill.
 sparename: Data didn't age well
Image 136654   10-08-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
548
 
 John Blender: For using a stock photo with a watermark
 agentpaint: And I got a fine education there, too.
 Niels Bohr: I graduated from the sumo cum lowd.
 Mad Collager: You will be working under many professors in a variety of positions.
 dobbiesdoogs: i wasn't ready for the course load
 DrinkMixMan: Oh, cum on.
Image 136653   10-08-16   Uploaded by    youshall
Score:
522
 
 scribbs: Add lasers and a jet engine and you'll really have something there.
 ottorongo: a syfy original
 hearsegirl: oh. hello. You're home early
 Skaalar: The ultimate terror
Image 136652   10-08-16   Uploaded by    skillet
Score:
385
 
 SpaceCow: @Air Biscuit I do no harm, I keep to myself.
 Fett4life: Is... that... a Veggiemite sandwich?
 Jaunty Shrimp: Ghosts appear and fade away...
 BlarfyB: @Air Biscuit Perhaps some men who are currently at labor of some sort?
 Air Biscuit: Who can it be now!?!
Image 136651   10-08-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
485
 
 whiplash: "This is a bongo, not a timpani, keep your mallet."
 SpaceCow: "So then, the Italian guy fought a spiked turtle. My dreams are just so random! Are you recording this?"
 scribbs: Anybody would be pissed off if you came at them with a swab that size.
 Jennerator: Those black and white jerks get all the press
 p3rrot3: so I told this guy: No you can't have this stump
 Scoo: "Are you aware you, sir, that you are a red panda?"
 metallica: No, I don't want your fucking marshmallow.
 illBilliam: Here kitty kitty kitty
Image 136650   10-08-16   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
246
 
 LaeMi: @KingTrebek - I beleive that is called aural sex.
 scribbs: searsispants
 Jennerator: He's a poor speller with a thing for fortune tellers
 Skaalar: @sparename Well. That escalated quickly.
 sparename: @KingTrebek Aural sex... Part of The Magnificent Seven... Or Magnificent Six if her septum is destroyed through cocaine abuse..
 KingTrebek: are you insulting Sears or saying that the you have ear sex?
 DrinkMixMan: Sears sucks
Image 136649   10-08-16   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
624
 
 BILL DOOR: @Skaalar WRONG WAY ABOUT. IT WILL TAKE YOU.
 Skaalar: @BILL DOOR I'll take it!
 Jennerator: Life is like a water park in that all the water has been peed out before
 BILL DOOR: @Skaalar A BOWL OF CHEX MIX AND A RAUNCHY JOKE TOLD AT A BORING PARTY WILL FEATURE SIGNIFICANTLY IN YOUR END, I AM AFRAID. BUT YOU WILL BE WEARING A HUMOROUS SHIRT AT THE TIME.
 midnightmosesuk: I had a nightmare like this once, then I woke up and realised it was all real.
 Skaalar: @Warrax I plan to be screaming while in a burning suit with a magnificent mane.... Think @BILL DOOR could let me have that at least?
 Scoo: Too soon
 Youll Cowards: That kid is dark
 Mad Collager: Actually, leaving it balled, naked and screaming sounds kinda fun. Oh.
 Warrax: You come in to this world bald, naked and screaming, and you'll leave it bald, naked and screaming. Enjoy the ride while you can.
Image 136648   10-08-16   Uploaded by    Smorlacks
Score:
267
 
 scribbs: I'm in. Let's rock.
 Scoo: I'm interested in things
 Air Biscuit: @KingTrebek seems to have the worm part down convincingly enough...
 KingTrebek: Doesn't seem like REAL doctor though
 square44: good morning, how are you?
Image 136647   10-08-16   Uploaded by    Darkasnoon
Score:
1083
 
 whiplash: Unfortunately, the photographer had to heavily sedate both cats before he could arrange them this way.
 Entertainmentalist: chernaya koshka, beliy kot.
Image 136646   10-08-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
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