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268233  BavidDowie: A good scientist tries to reproduce her results

268229  BavidDowie: Trade you this for a bag of Ruffles

268233  Warrax: Everyone knows you're high.

268231  BavidDowie: Also: it's a 2-stroke-then-bite-the-shit-outta-ya

268231  BavidDowie: Listen to that baby purr

268222  a robot: Does New Mexico count?

268228  a robot: Jesus fucking christ on a pogo stick, this is godawful :(

268216  Hokie333: Beep-beep-boop, motherfucker.

268228  WannaBee: @Knice yep, I voted BAD.

268240  Drump Porbs: aka Nick Furry

268227  KingTrebek: I assume this was very funny for those involved...

268231  Knice: Meowtorcycles.

268232  Knice: That building was too high.

268233  Knice: "I've done the work in my own lab."

268237  Knice: First you crack your neck, then they cash your check.

268212  Not A Bot: Hey buddy, I noticed you've got a hands free box too. Wanna open them together?

268182  Off Topic: Something, something, why one gender lives longer than another because what's in their pants makes a difference to what's between their ears.

268214  illBilliam: What a shame. Another child devoured by the torsoless pants monster.

268224  WannaBee: @Yam because cleavage?

268172  Korrok: Korrok approves.

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268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.



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Score:
548
 
 John Blender: For using a stock photo with a watermark
 agentpaint: And I got a fine education there, too.
 Niels Bohr: I graduated from the sumo cum lowd.
 Mad Collager: You will be working under many professors in a variety of positions.
 dobbiesdoogs: i wasn't ready for the course load
 DrinkMixMan: Oh, cum on.
Image 136653   10-08-16   Uploaded by    youshall
Score:
522
 
 scribbs: Add lasers and a jet engine and you'll really have something there.
 ottorongo: a syfy original
 hearsegirl: oh. hello. You're home early
 Skaalar: The ultimate terror
Image 136652   10-08-16   Uploaded by    skillet
Score:
385
 
 SpaceCow: @Air Biscuit I do no harm, I keep to myself.
 Fett4life: Is... that... a Veggiemite sandwich?
 Jaunty Shrimp: Ghosts appear and fade away...
 BlarfyB: @Air Biscuit Perhaps some men who are currently at labor of some sort?
 Air Biscuit: Who can it be now!?!
Image 136651   10-08-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
485
 
 whiplash: "This is a bongo, not a timpani, keep your mallet."
 SpaceCow: "So then, the Italian guy fought a spiked turtle. My dreams are just so random! Are you recording this?"
 scribbs: Anybody would be pissed off if you came at them with a swab that size.
 Jennerator: Those black and white jerks get all the press
 p3rrot3: so I told this guy: No you can't have this stump
 Scoo: "Are you aware you, sir, that you are a red panda?"
 metallica: No, I don't want your fucking marshmallow.
 illBilliam: Here kitty kitty kitty
Image 136650   10-08-16   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
246
 
 LaeMi: @KingTrebek - I beleive that is called aural sex.
 scribbs: searsispants
 Jennerator: He's a poor speller with a thing for fortune tellers
 Skaalar: @sparename Well. That escalated quickly.
 sparename: @KingTrebek Aural sex... Part of The Magnificent Seven... Or Magnificent Six if her septum is destroyed through cocaine abuse..
 KingTrebek: are you insulting Sears or saying that the you have ear sex?
 DrinkMixMan: Sears sucks
Image 136649   10-08-16   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
624
 
 BILL DOOR: @Skaalar WRONG WAY ABOUT. IT WILL TAKE YOU.
 Skaalar: @BILL DOOR I'll take it!
 Jennerator: Life is like a water park in that all the water has been peed out before
 BILL DOOR: @Skaalar A BOWL OF CHEX MIX AND A RAUNCHY JOKE TOLD AT A BORING PARTY WILL FEATURE SIGNIFICANTLY IN YOUR END, I AM AFRAID. BUT YOU WILL BE WEARING A HUMOROUS SHIRT AT THE TIME.
 midnightmosesuk: I had a nightmare like this once, then I woke up and realised it was all real.
 Skaalar: @Warrax I plan to be screaming while in a burning suit with a magnificent mane.... Think @BILL DOOR could let me have that at least?
 Scoo: Too soon
 Youll Cowards: That kid is dark
 Mad Collager: Actually, leaving it balled, naked and screaming sounds kinda fun. Oh.
 Warrax: You come in to this world bald, naked and screaming, and you'll leave it bald, naked and screaming. Enjoy the ride while you can.
Image 136648   10-08-16   Uploaded by    Smorlacks
Score:
267
 
 scribbs: I'm in. Let's rock.
 Scoo: I'm interested in things
 Air Biscuit: @KingTrebek seems to have the worm part down convincingly enough...
 KingTrebek: Doesn't seem like REAL doctor though
 square44: good morning, how are you?
Image 136647   10-08-16   Uploaded by    Darkasnoon
Score:
1083
 
 whiplash: Unfortunately, the photographer had to heavily sedate both cats before he could arrange them this way.
 Entertainmentalist: chernaya koshka, beliy kot.
Image 136646   10-08-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
490
 
 Jennerator: Impressive minecraft sculpture
 Jaunty Shrimp: Blue Savannah Song
Image 136645   10-08-16   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
478
 
 Jennerator: Five buck upchuck
 bag o bones: I wouldn't drink it either, Target.
 BlarfyB: Yeah, babe, I got the *expensive* wine I'm a total baller.
Image 136644   10-08-16   Uploaded by    not i spy
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