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257752  Sadbot: Probably would pay off student debt quicker, don't shame sex work

257657  Jaunty Shrimp: Catkuzzi

257760  originaluser: not a springboard into the glamorous career of naked girl sushi plate

257664  Jaunty Shrimp: "Just move to San Diego where the weather is always perfect...but you're so broke from paying your rent that you can't afford gas money to get to the beach on your day off."-Debbie Downer

257760  Religion X: What really makes this for me is the dichotomy between her two facial expressions.

257760  electrode: Sometimes it's difficult to distinguish hazing from kink.

257665  Jaunty Shrimp: Break me off a piece

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: By ducks definitely being "shady af"

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: Google The Horrible Thing You Never Knew About Ducks...I was on a walk by a lake one time and was traumatized

257709  Jaunty Shrimp: I hereby rename this site doggo-gator

257714  Jaunty Shrimp: Neener neener neener

257759  flowers: All in all its just another dog in a wall.

257723  Jaunty Shrimp: It must really suck to be famous.

257749  Sadbot: Ha ha, congress doesn't get the online, and since I'm a binary-thought lackwit I'm going to side with the billionaire who sells everyone out.

257731  Jaunty Shrimp: I haven't drank in 2 whole weeks, longest I've gone in 15 years.

257733  Jaunty Shrimp: Love it I super love this!

257725  addend: "Gimme coke & jazz or STFU."

257750  Jaunty Shrimp: Wastin' away again in cheeseburgerville

257750  Solemn: All that fast food can really go to your head.

257731  Solemn: @addend (000) 283-8681.

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257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?



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Score:
548
 
 John Blender: For using a stock photo with a watermark
 agentpaint: And I got a fine education there, too.
 Niels Bohr: I graduated from the sumo cum lowd.
 Mad Collager: You will be working under many professors in a variety of positions.
 dobbiesdoogs: i wasn't ready for the course load
 DrinkMixMan: Oh, cum on.
Image 136653   10-08-16   Uploaded by    youshall
Score:
522
 
 scribbs: Add lasers and a jet engine and you'll really have something there.
 ottorongo: a syfy original
 hearsegirl: oh. hello. You're home early
 Skaalar: The ultimate terror
Image 136652   10-08-16   Uploaded by    skillet
Score:
385
 
 SpaceCow: @Air Biscuit I do no harm, I keep to myself.
 Fett4life: Is... that... a Veggiemite sandwich?
 Jaunty Shrimp: Ghosts appear and fade away...
 BlarfyB: @Air Biscuit Perhaps some men who are currently at labor of some sort?
 Air Biscuit: Who can it be now!?!
Image 136651   10-08-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
485
 
 whiplash: "This is a bongo, not a timpani, keep your mallet."
 SpaceCow: "So then, the Italian guy fought a spiked turtle. My dreams are just so random! Are you recording this?"
 scribbs: Anybody would be pissed off if you came at them with a swab that size.
 Jennerator: Those black and white jerks get all the press
 p3rrot3: so I told this guy: No you can't have this stump
 Scoo: "Are you aware you, sir, that you are a red panda?"
 metallica: No, I don't want your fucking marshmallow.
 illBilliam: Here kitty kitty kitty
Image 136650   10-08-16   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
246
 
 LaeMi: @KingTrebek - I beleive that is called aural sex.
 scribbs: searsispants
 Jennerator: He's a poor speller with a thing for fortune tellers
 Skaalar: @sparename Well. That escalated quickly.
 sparename: @KingTrebek Aural sex... Part of The Magnificent Seven... Or Magnificent Six if her septum is destroyed through cocaine abuse..
 KingTrebek: are you insulting Sears or saying that the you have ear sex?
 DrinkMixMan: Sears sucks
Image 136649   10-08-16   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
624
 
 BILL DOOR: @Skaalar WRONG WAY ABOUT. IT WILL TAKE YOU.
 Skaalar: @BILL DOOR I'll take it!
 Jennerator: Life is like a water park in that all the water has been peed out before
 BILL DOOR: @Skaalar A BOWL OF CHEX MIX AND A RAUNCHY JOKE TOLD AT A BORING PARTY WILL FEATURE SIGNIFICANTLY IN YOUR END, I AM AFRAID. BUT YOU WILL BE WEARING A HUMOROUS SHIRT AT THE TIME.
 midnightmosesuk: I had a nightmare like this once, then I woke up and realised it was all real.
 Skaalar: @Warrax I plan to be screaming while in a burning suit with a magnificent mane.... Think @BILL DOOR could let me have that at least?
 Scoo: Too soon
 Youll Cowards: That kid is dark
 Mad Collager: Actually, leaving it balled, naked and screaming sounds kinda fun. Oh.
 Warrax: You come in to this world bald, naked and screaming, and you'll leave it bald, naked and screaming. Enjoy the ride while you can.
Image 136648   10-08-16   Uploaded by    Smorlacks
Score:
267
 
 scribbs: I'm in. Let's rock.
 Scoo: I'm interested in things
 Air Biscuit: @KingTrebek seems to have the worm part down convincingly enough...
 KingTrebek: Doesn't seem like REAL doctor though
 square44: good morning, how are you?
Image 136647   10-08-16   Uploaded by    Darkasnoon
Score:
1083
 
 whiplash: Unfortunately, the photographer had to heavily sedate both cats before he could arrange them this way.
 Peter Pantsless: Their tails kinda make a heart shape and it makes me happy
 Entertainmentalist: chernaya koshka, beliy kot.
 midnightmosesuk: Ice bucket challenge in 3...2...1.....
 FabricMan: They'll start biting and clawing at each other in 3... 2...
 Jaunty Shrimp: Obligatory Ebony and Ivory reference
Image 136646   10-08-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
490
 
 Jennerator: Impressive minecraft sculpture
 Jaunty Shrimp: Blue Savannah Song
Image 136645   10-08-16   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
478
 
 Jennerator: Five buck upchuck
 bag o bones: I wouldn't drink it either, Target.
 BlarfyB: Yeah, babe, I got the *expensive* wine I'm a total baller.
Image 136644   10-08-16   Uploaded by    not i spy
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