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273164  a sedated moose: @Yam werewolves of London.

273211  Sage: I think I had this model. This state does not surprise me.

273210  Sadbot: JFC that is a terrible baseline

273211  Littlecraftywolf: thats gonna be a yikes from me dog

273215  sparename: Crocerole or Cassodile?

273194  Not A Bot: and you thought furries were bad.

273202  Dr Awkward: #noswitcherino

273194  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

273199  MasterTwig: Why is almost every single caption on a picture these days written both by, and for, complete morons?

273189  sundragon: we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, 'cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well, they're no friends of mine

272918  hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273192  sparename: St Brownwads Dog

273204  dobbiesdoogs: and now that kid has rabies

273203  Sadbot: Crom is my copilot and we're cruisin for lamentations

273203  Nope: That doesn't sound like jesus.

273203  Prostata: i bet it smells great in there

273201  Mr. Butt: Is this that game that'll MAKE YOU CUM 2 TIMES IN UNDER 5 MINUTES?

273188  hapi papi: Shopping basket entrapment zones.

273202  Sadbot: So young to be lost to dad-jokism

273163  trelyate: I could get that out if only I had a screwdriver...

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273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272998 wolfpk: Grandmother: I know, my grandson is a little asshole!

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

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 Jaktai: Let's take a picture before the house burns down.
 Bluetocracy: Soooo.... they call it 'angel hair' pasta because, like angels, its family tree is a straight line?
 sporky: Don't tell me what to do @Peter Pantsless!
 FatTigerWoods: The longer you look at it the worse it gets
 Dr. Bathroom: Bone apple tea.
 petepuma: Fewer carbs this way
 tib gubb: you're supposed to boil the water first, moron
 Galacta: @Peter Pantsless You're not the boss of me! Take my (+)!
 beep: You're doing it wrong.
 CrookedCop: I go with used. They depreciate as soon as you drive them off the lot.
 Fiasco: @Peter Pantsless You'll take my + whether you like it or not, Mr!
 square44: at least they took it out of the box first
 Peter Pantsless: @Warrax haha they're both jokes, and points are points. No worries
 Warrax: @Peter Pantsless I legitimately didn't read your second comment before +ing the first. Sorry?
 The Turks: Lannister-brand Spaghetti
 Kidneythief: I incest you put out that fire
 Peter Pantsless: Don't (+) that. I try to avoid memes and now I feel dirty
 Peter Pantsless: Smoke is heady / fire's weak, water is heavy / fire department is here already / mom's spaghetti
Image 136498   10-07-16   Uploaded by    Skinr
 Jeannie C: @Fiasco I agree, but where are the ears and eyes?
 Idontknowszz: Is that a used condom?
 Fiasco: @Kidneythief And I believe it's a rat! Moles have stub tails
 Fiasco: @Kidneythief A shrimp as best I can tell.. like an upsidedown U.. tail on the left, head on the right.
 Kidneythief: Maybe I've been staring at this image too long but I can't decide what the mole is chasing. Is it a potato chip or a crustacean?
 Warrax: What a great metaphor for this election season.
 Mr. Pepper: I remember this scene from Ratatouille
Image 136497   10-07-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 White Rice: @5 Headed Snake God very good, I was sure someone would (heh, dinosaur china town)
 EvilOtter: Cthulhu has the best nuns.
 5 Headed Snake God: @White Rice I get that reference.
 5 Headed Snake God: It's Friendly Spaceship's most hilarious bloopers!
 Chest Rockwell: Freeway park is pretty cool.
 White Rice: Hey, fuck you blooper! What're you even doing out here, on land, out of the water?
 Kidneythief: If you're supposed to be a squid you can point those fingers at yourself, lady. Your costume is very inaccurate.
 dobbiesdoogs: now slowly sink, now rise up again and flip me off, now slowly sink...
Image 136496   10-07-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 pastme: It's chickens, all the way down.
 LaeMi: Chicklet.
 Jaunty Shrimp: @dobbiesdoogs So funny :)
 LaeMi: The egg is a lie - this is where baby chickens really come from.
 Radstarboom: @Warrax Yeah! Apples!
 Yam: @Warrax Left one is tiny, I think. Looks like a button quail chick
 Warrax: God damn it. Is the left one exceptionally tiny, or is the right one exceptionally large? Bananas, people. BANANAS!
 CastleBravo: Chick and chick-er.
 a robot: Ctrl C Ctrl V
 dobbiesdoogs: don't talk to me or my mcnugget ever again
Image 136495   10-07-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Pingu IRL: Ancient ... but still a laugh. Now, more Trump butt plugs, please.
 Fiasco: Hell yeah, Wonderball reboot! should have been marketed to adults to begin with.
 Kidneythief: This is why I have so few memories of Easter as a child.
Image 136494   10-07-16   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
 scribbs: "Honey, he's here! Come on, come on, let's go see what color we're going to paint the den."
 EvilOtter: That looks like a meat squares from a party platter. I bet his face is delicious.
 a robot: "Put up your hands, nice and slow. And while you're at it, unblur your face!"
 Kidneythief: Is this the person that Twenty one Pilots is always singing about?
 Colty Brumb: Tonight, on COPS
Image 136493   10-07-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 ShoKusogi: @CastleBravo Try looking at the Smile Dog at Creepy Pasta website
 CastleBravo: legitimately terrifying.
 Kidneythief: Bite it before it bites you.
Image 136492   10-07-16   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
 Air Biscuit: James and the giant spacepeach.
 FabricMan: But Steven Hawking told me spacetime is pear-shaped!
 scribbs: @a robot I told a friend that I really like peachy bums; she introduced me to a homeless guy holding a bag of fruit.
 LaeMi: I've been selected to orbit the planet in a rocket / I'm going to mars, I got a message for the peaches in your pocket
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice there's only one @fanny, and I see two butt-fruits up there :P
 LaeMi: These aliens actually believe they are giving us mouth inspections.
 TheFrogMan: Absorbed in the picture for but before I saw the caption. Sorry, bad vote hammer for pre-captioned.
 Knice: @fanny??
 ClockworkJackalope: The aliens were sent for butts to probe, they only had a picture. They got as close as they could
 my wheelhouse: Movin' to the country, gonna eat me a lot of peaches
 Psymon: The peach seems to be causing a bend in the space time continuum
 ch: here we are, peaches
 a robot: butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts
 Peter Pantsless: Georgia, USA is a strange place
 Kidneythief: James and the Giant Peach 2: Electric Boogaloo
 dobbiesdoogs: this 80s is weird
Image 136491   10-07-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Lestrange: Kitten RAD!
 LaeMi: @dobbiesdoogs ...when a TV fell on you then, that was it.
 Fiasco: @BILL DOOR ! Your absence was noted, and summarily mourned. Welcome back.
 dobbiesdoogs: #136334 see back when i was a-young'n, we didn't have no fancy high-def flat screens
Image 136490   10-07-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 ping: @Lestrange "Unperturbed Goose" is the name of my Eagles cover band.
 Lestrange: @Wooden Spoon No, spotted it a few seconds after I saw the unperturbed goose...
 Wooden Spoon: Am I the only one that's noticed the Demon Giant?
 Air Biscuit: Yew got a perrdy mouth. Im 'on make yew squeal lahk uh pig.
 petepuma: and that bird sat by AND DID NOTHING
 Yam: We've all been there, it's cook
 ClockworkJackalope: @LaeMi no worries
 tib gubb: ironically, that pig's name is "pigaroo"
 Peter Pantsless: Chill out, guys. Porky's yackin' on a bone and Kanga is giving him the heimlich
 UseYourName: Bird in the corner just needs an adidas track suit
 Bro Bro: Mmm... Kangapork
 Jennerator: bacon that flips itself
 dobbiesdoogs: "let us fill your hole"
 LaeMi: This porn is weird. Even for Australia!
Image 136489   10-07-16   Uploaded by    mission2mars
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