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249524  Side Boob: Same

249520  Telkwa: Hey neighbour - have you seen any lost hopes or dreams around here lately?

249522  Telkwa: Butt oleo.

249521  Air Biscuit: Just getting there is expensive.

248787  Mr Bleak: @glenalec They couldn't afford the dilithium crystals.

249495  SoyUnPerdedor: AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!! *guitar solo, fireworks*

249509  SoyUnPerdedor: I'm dressed as a shit that's taking a shit... mind blown

249512  SoyUnPerdedor: Still a great safety record, right?

249514  SoyUnPerdedor: Yes, my faves

249516  SoyUnPerdedor: Don't bother me, studying

249519  a robot: Yeah, fat babies don't need to eat. What a great fucking analogy.

249517  UltraBeverly: Middle-aged white woman

249521  SoyUnPerdedor: Fair enough

249511  SoyUnPerdedor: The perfect killing machine stepping off the assembly line

249447  Warrax: I hear you, Mrs. West.

249451  Warrax: The ladies call me stretch nuts.

249492  Greifer: In case of an accident this thing will accelerate the Baby to ludicrous speed

249501  Warrax: This is kinda cool. I like this.

249502  Warrax: I can't wait til I get to be a crab house.

249505  a robot: @whcvgre78 Kittens still want everything to die, they just look extra-cute while thinking it

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1. Felicity
2. Yurishiro
3. tib gubb
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9. Not A Bot
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.



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Mad Collager uploaded 249020 (818 points)
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ineedhepl uploaded 249070 (798 points)
digabigpig uploaded 249249 (796 points)


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 5. dangerkeith3000: 3885 points
 6. WannaBee: 3756 points
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11. Vanna: 1833 points
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Score:
668
 
 Jaktai: Let's take a picture before the house burns down.
 Bluetocracy: Soooo.... they call it 'angel hair' pasta because, like angels, its family tree is a straight line?
 sporky: Don't tell me what to do @Peter Pantsless!
 FatTigerWoods: The longer you look at it the worse it gets
 Dr. Bathroom: Bone apple tea.
 petepuma: Fewer carbs this way
 tib gubb: you're supposed to boil the water first, moron
 Galacta: @Peter Pantsless You're not the boss of me! Take my (+)!
 beep: You're doing it wrong.
 CrookedCop: I go with used. They depreciate as soon as you drive them off the lot.
 Fiasco: @Peter Pantsless You'll take my + whether you like it or not, Mr!
 square44: at least they took it out of the box first
 Peter Pantsless: @Warrax haha they're both jokes, and points are points. No worries
 Warrax: @Peter Pantsless I legitimately didn't read your second comment before +ing the first. Sorry?
 Scoo: Lannister-brand Spaghetti
 Kidneythief: I incest you put out that fire
 Peter Pantsless: Don't (+) that. I try to avoid memes and now I feel dirty
 Peter Pantsless: Smoke is heady / fire's weak, water is heavy / fire department is here already / mom's spaghetti
Image 136498   10-07-16   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
351
 
 Jeannie C: @Fiasco I agree, but where are the ears and eyes?
 Idontknowszz: Is that a used condom?
 Fiasco: @Kidneythief And I believe it's a rat! Moles have stub tails
 Fiasco: @Kidneythief A shrimp as best I can tell.. like an upsidedown U.. tail on the left, head on the right.
 Kidneythief: Maybe I've been staring at this image too long but I can't decide what the mole is chasing. Is it a potato chip or a crustacean?
 Warrax: What a great metaphor for this election season.
 Scoo: I remember this scene from Ratatouille
Image 136497   10-07-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
831
 
 White Rice: @5 Headed Snake God very good, I was sure someone would (heh, dinosaur china town)
 EvilOtter: Cthulhu has the best nuns.
 5 Headed Snake God: @White Rice I get that reference.
 5 Headed Snake God: It's Friendly Spaceship's most hilarious bloopers!
 Chest Rockwell: Freeway park is pretty cool.
 White Rice: Hey, fuck you blooper! What're you even doing out here, on land, out of the water?
 Kidneythief: If you're supposed to be a squid you can point those fingers at yourself, lady. Your costume is very inaccurate.
 dobbiesdoogs: now slowly sink, now rise up again and flip me off, now slowly sink...
Image 136496   10-07-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
573
 
 pastme: It's chickens, all the way down.
 sporky: WHAAAAAAAATTTTTTT
 LaeMi: Chicklet.
 Jaunty Shrimp: @dobbiesdoogs So funny :)
 LaeMi: The egg is a lie - this is where baby chickens really come from.
 Radstarboom: @Warrax Yeah! Apples!
 Yam: @Warrax Left one is tiny, I think. Looks like a button quail chick
 Warrax: God damn it. Is the left one exceptionally tiny, or is the right one exceptionally large? Bananas, people. BANANAS!
 CastleBravo: Chick and chick-er.
 a robot: Ctrl C Ctrl V
 dobbiesdoogs: don't talk to me or my mcnugget ever again
Image 136495   10-07-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
216
 
 Pingu IRL: Ancient ... but still a laugh. Now, more Trump butt plugs, please.
 Fiasco: Hell yeah, Wonderball reboot! should have been marketed to adults to begin with.
 Kidneythief: This is why I have so few memories of Easter as a child.
Image 136494   10-07-16   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
Score:
733
 
 scribbs: "Honey, he's here! Come on, come on, let's go see what color we're going to paint the den."
 EvilOtter: That looks like a meat squares from a party platter. I bet his face is delicious.
 a robot: "Put up your hands, nice and slow. And while you're at it, unblur your face!"
 Kidneythief: Is this the person that Twenty one Pilots is always singing about?
 Scoo: Tonight, on COPS
Image 136493   10-07-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
370
 
 ShoKusogi: @CastleBravo Try looking at the Smile Dog at Creepy Pasta website
 CastleBravo: That.....is legitimately terrifying.
 Kidneythief: Bite it before it bites you.
Image 136492   10-07-16   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
Score:
404
 
 Air Biscuit: James and the giant spacepeach.
 FabricMan: But Steven Hawking told me spacetime is pear-shaped!
 scribbs: @a robot I told a friend that I really like peachy bums; she introduced me to a homeless guy holding a bag of fruit.
 LaeMi: I've been selected to orbit the planet in a rocket / I'm going to mars, I got a message for the peaches in your pocket
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice there's only one @fanny, and I see two butt-fruits up there :P
 LaeMi: These aliens actually believe they are giving us mouth inspections.
 TheFrogMan: Absorbed in the picture for but before I saw the caption. Sorry, bad vote hammer for pre-captioned.
 Knice: @fanny??
 ClockworkJackalope: The aliens were sent for butts to probe, they only had a picture. They got as close as they could
 Scoo: Movin' to the country, gonna eat me a lot of peaches
 Psymon: The peach seems to be causing a bend in the space time continuum
 ch: here we are, peaches
 a robot: butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts
 Peter Pantsless: Georgia, USA is a strange place
 Kidneythief: James and the Giant Peach 2: Electric Boogaloo
 dobbiesdoogs: this 80s is weird
Image 136491   10-07-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
688
 
 BILL DOOR: @Fiasco GENERALLY PEOPLE MOURN MY PRESENCE. IT IS A NICE CHANGE OF PACE.
 Lestrange: Kitten RAD!
 LaeMi: @dobbiesdoogs ...when a TV fell on you then, that was it.
 Fiasco: @BILL DOOR ! Your absence was noted, and summarily mourned. Welcome back.
 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.
 dobbiesdoogs: #136334 see back when i was a-young'n, we didn't have no fancy high-def flat screens
Image 136490   10-07-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
412
 
 ping: @Lestrange "Unperturbed Goose" is the name of my Eagles cover band.
 Lestrange: @Wooden Spoon No, spotted it a few seconds after I saw the unperturbed goose...
 Wooden Spoon: Am I the only one that's noticed the Demon Giant?
 Air Biscuit: Yew got a perrdy mouth. Im 'on make yew squeal lahk uh pig.
 petepuma: and that bird sat by AND DID NOTHING
 Yam: We've all been there, it's cook
 ClockworkJackalope: @LaeMi no worries
 BILL DOOR: THE CULTURE OF FOURECKS MAY SEEM ODD TO THE REST OF THE WORLD, BUT THEY ARE NOT WITHOUT THEIR OWN CHARMS. THEIR ANIMAL HUSBANDRY NEEDS A LITTLE WORK, HOWEVER.
 tib gubb: ironically, that pig's name is "pigaroo"
 Peter Pantsless: Chill out, guys. Porky's yackin' on a bone and Kanga is giving him the heimlich
 UseYourName: Bird in the corner just needs an adidas track suit
 Scoo: Mmm... Kangapork
 Jennerator: bacon that flips itself
 dobbiesdoogs: "let us fill your hole"
 LaeMi: This porn is weird. Even for Australia!
Image 136489   10-07-16   Uploaded by    mission2mars
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