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233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

233015  Peter Pantsless: The kid is a master strategist

233012  zrj235: CIFFART REWOLS

233016  Teechur: @Otterman Dogthulhu is NOT happy.

233007  GoGo Robotto: I bring you peace,I bring you looove!

233016  zrj235: IA FTAHGN

232939  Hokie333: @apoxia "Rest assured: Lentigo is not a form of cancer. Lentigo is, in fact, completely harmless, like human freckles, and no medical treatment is necessary for the condition."…

233019  GoGo Robotto: "I used to float with them, but now they don't like me anymore" :(

233020  sparename: Who's that with I.R.Bassoon?

233016  barfolomew: Knees weak, arms heavy/dog spaghetti

232968  Korrok: Korrok approves.

233002  barfolomew: @tib gubb that is indeed a strange nachos.

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232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

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232812 Kaviri: Vomit on my sweater already.

232807 Warrax: "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "Narcissism."

232894 Kaviri: She died doing what she loved.

232934 Bohab: @Side Boob I also miss Ralph May (but think that might be him...)

232910 grizzly: But what does mental illness LOOK like?

232786 trelyate: neber forget

232932 apoxia: @Felicity I work in a hospital setting with over 65s. When they are in the inpatient psychiatric ward there is regular reviewing of their resuscitation order. Many people initially want no resuscitation but this often changes as the mental health issues recede. It's a very interesting phenomenon.

232814 Bohab: Rock on, fellow bohab

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 Jaktai: Let's take a picture before the house burns down.
 Bluetocracy: Soooo.... they call it 'angel hair' pasta because, like angels, its family tree is a straight line?
 sporky: Don't tell me what to do @Peter Pantsless!
 FatTigerWoods: The longer you look at it the worse it gets
 Dr. Bathroom: Bone apple tea.
 petepuma: Fewer carbs this way
 tib gubb: you're supposed to boil the water first, moron
 Galacta: @Peter Pantsless You're not the boss of me! Take my (+)!
 beep: You're doing it wrong.
 CrookedCop: I go with used. They depreciate as soon as you drive them off the lot.
 Fiasco: @Peter Pantsless You'll take my + whether you like it or not, Mr!
 square44: at least they took it out of the box first
 Peter Pantsless: @Warrax haha they're both jokes, and points are points. No worries
 Warrax: @Peter Pantsless I legitimately didn't read your second comment before +ing the first. Sorry?
 Scoo: Lannister-brand Spaghetti
 Kidneythief: I incest you put out that fire
 Peter Pantsless: Don't (+) that. I try to avoid memes and now I feel dirty
 Peter Pantsless: Smoke is heady / fire's weak, water is heavy / fire department is here already / mom's spaghetti
Image 136498   10-07-16   Uploaded by    Skinr
 Jeannie C: @Fiasco I agree, but where are the ears and eyes?
 Idontknowszz: Is that a used condom?
 Fiasco: @Kidneythief And I believe it's a rat! Moles have stub tails
 Fiasco: @Kidneythief A shrimp as best I can tell.. like an upsidedown U.. tail on the left, head on the right.
 Kidneythief: Maybe I've been staring at this image too long but I can't decide what the mole is chasing. Is it a potato chip or a crustacean?
 Warrax: What a great metaphor for this election season.
 Scoo: I remember this scene from Ratatouille
Image 136497   10-07-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 White Rice: @5 Headed Snake God very good, I was sure someone would (heh, dinosaur china town)
 EvilOtter: Cthulhu has the best nuns.
 5 Headed Snake God: @White Rice I get that reference.
 5 Headed Snake God: It's Friendly Spaceship's most hilarious bloopers!
 Chest Rockwell: Freeway park is pretty cool.
 White Rice: Hey, fuck you blooper! What're you even doing out here, on land, out of the water?
 Kidneythief: If you're supposed to be a squid you can point those fingers at yourself, lady. Your costume is very inaccurate.
 dobbiesdoogs: now slowly sink, now rise up again and flip me off, now slowly sink...
Image 136496   10-07-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 pastme: It's chickens, all the way down.
 LaeMi: Chicklet.
 Jaunty Shrimp: @dobbiesdoogs So funny :)
 LaeMi: The egg is a lie - this is where baby chickens really come from.
 Radstarboom: @Warrax Yeah! Apples!
 Yam: @Warrax Left one is tiny, I think. Looks like a button quail chick
 Warrax: God damn it. Is the left one exceptionally tiny, or is the right one exceptionally large? Bananas, people. BANANAS!
 CastleBravo: Chick and chick-er.
 a robot: Ctrl C Ctrl V
 dobbiesdoogs: don't talk to me or my mcnugget ever again
Image 136495   10-07-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Pingu IRL: Ancient ... but still a laugh. Now, more Trump butt plugs, please.
 Fiasco: Hell yeah, Wonderball reboot! should have been marketed to adults to begin with.
 Kidneythief: This is why I have so few memories of Easter as a child.
Image 136494   10-07-16   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
 scribbs: "Honey, he's here! Come on, come on, let's go see what color we're going to paint the den."
 EvilOtter: That looks like a meat squares from a party platter. I bet his face is delicious.
 a robot: "Put up your hands, nice and slow. And while you're at it, unblur your face!"
 Kidneythief: Is this the person that Twenty one Pilots is always singing about?
 Scoo: Tonight, on COPS
Image 136493   10-07-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 ShoKusogi: @CastleBravo Try looking at the Smile Dog at Creepy Pasta website
 CastleBravo: legitimately terrifying.
 Kidneythief: Bite it before it bites you.
Image 136492   10-07-16   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
 Air Biscuit: James and the giant spacepeach.
 FabricMan: But Steven Hawking told me spacetime is pear-shaped!
 scribbs: @a robot I told a friend that I really like peachy bums; she introduced me to a homeless guy holding a bag of fruit.
 LaeMi: I've been selected to orbit the planet in a rocket / I'm going to mars, I got a message for the peaches in your pocket
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice there's only one @fanny, and I see two butt-fruits up there :P
 LaeMi: These aliens actually believe they are giving us mouth inspections.
 TheFrogMan: Absorbed in the picture for but before I saw the caption. Sorry, bad vote hammer for pre-captioned.
 Knice: @fanny??
 ClockworkJackalope: The aliens were sent for butts to probe, they only had a picture. They got as close as they could
 Scoo: Movin' to the country, gonna eat me a lot of peaches
 Psymon: The peach seems to be causing a bend in the space time continuum
 ch: here we are, peaches
 a robot: butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts
 Peter Pantsless: Georgia, USA is a strange place
 Kidneythief: James and the Giant Peach 2: Electric Boogaloo
 dobbiesdoogs: this 80s is weird
Image 136491   10-07-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Lestrange: Kitten RAD!
 LaeMi: @dobbiesdoogs ...when a TV fell on you then, that was it.
 Fiasco: @BILL DOOR ! Your absence was noted, and summarily mourned. Welcome back.
 dobbiesdoogs: #136334 see back when i was a-young'n, we didn't have no fancy high-def flat screens
Image 136490   10-07-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 ping: @Lestrange "Unperturbed Goose" is the name of my Eagles cover band.
 Lestrange: @Wooden Spoon No, spotted it a few seconds after I saw the unperturbed goose...
 Wooden Spoon: Am I the only one that's noticed the Demon Giant?
 Air Biscuit: Yew got a perrdy mouth. Im 'on make yew squeal lahk uh pig.
 petepuma: and that bird sat by AND DID NOTHING
 Yam: We've all been there, it's cook
 ClockworkJackalope: @LaeMi no worries
 tib gubb: ironically, that pig's name is "pigaroo"
 Peter Pantsless: Chill out, guys. Porky's yackin' on a bone and Kanga is giving him the heimlich
 UseYourName: Bird in the corner just needs an adidas track suit
 Scoo: Mmm... Kangapork
 Jennerator: bacon that flips itself
 dobbiesdoogs: "let us fill your hole"
 LaeMi: This porn is weird. Even for Australia!
Image 136489   10-07-16   Uploaded by    mission2mars
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