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262382  charlemagne: the meek have inherited the earth

262393  Not A Bot: I'm pretty curious what that handwritten sign in the window says...

262380  Fiveninety: doesn't have "should've," "should of" and "should'em"

262391  Shay: So one advantage of tripping on acid is it rejuvenates your hair?

262384  Fiveninety: @Herm Cremombies i can't -- we only have plus here

262387  Magdra: J:man you're so full of shit your eyes are brown. C: so are yours

262235  Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262386  Robespierre: Image could use a red circle

262386  a sedated moose: Okay, why's everybody a random red name now?

262385  Robespierre: Needs a little adjustment in hue

262387  Robespierre: Dude's a reg'lar raconteur

262386  a sedated moose: Really?

262384  FabricMan: Whatever you do, don't send me large amounts of money!

262386  a sedated moose: eSam.

262385  FabricMan: After drinking blue Koolaid

262379  Robespierre: Install with the pointy end toward the front

262361  Robespierre: @Annoying Vegan Annoying yes, but I like it too.

262357  Robespierre: @Gold Morpumple Look to the left - Recent Comments - and our usernames appear there properly. Or at least as properly as our usernames can appear.

262385  WannaBee: All hail Hypnotoad.

262390  bigjim: Gotta love E! Youre the non-important minorities.

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262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262343 ChubbyBuddy: i lava what you've done w the place

262151 VeeKay: Husbands instagram just two pictures of his tractor

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

262195 Felicity: 150 percent

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262338 Shay: This is some Tower of Babel shit going on 'ere.

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 Bung Rempomple: Let's take a picture before the house burns down.
 Thungo Flumbies: Soooo.... they call it 'angel hair' pasta because, like angels, its family tree is a straight line?
 Malm Albopert: Don't tell me what to do @Peter Pantsless!
 Jort Morpongus: The longer you look at it the worse it gets
 Hirt Drumumple: Bone apple tea.
 Moft Flopert: Fewer carbs this way
 Crirb Grongo: you're supposed to boil the water first, moron
 Lewn Horpongus: @Peter Pantsless You're not the boss of me! Take my (+)!
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 Mild Flumongo: @Peter Pantsless You'll take my + whether you like it or not, Mr!
 Hungo Flongus: at least they took it out of the box first
 Trumpo Grumbies: @Warrax haha they're both jokes, and points are points. No worries
 Port Brongus: @Peter Pantsless I legitimately didn't read your second comment before +ing the first. Sorry?
 Vemp Floble: Lannister-brand Spaghetti
 Lomp Grunoble: I incest you put out that fire
 Baft Brumbies: Don't (+) that. I try to avoid memes and now I feel dirty
 Lorm Grumbies: Smoke is heady / fire's weak, water is heavy / fire department is here already / mom's spaghetti
Image 136498   10-07-16   Uploaded by    Flomp Grungo
 Ruple Rempopert: @Fiasco I agree, but where are the ears and eyes?
 Trelm Cremuble: Is that a used condom?
 Barbo Plopert: @Kidneythief And I believe it's a rat! Moles have stub tails
 Jelm Horpomple: @Kidneythief A shrimp as best I can tell.. like an upsidedown U.. tail on the left, head on the right.
 Valm Morpungus: Maybe I've been staring at this image too long but I can't decide what the mole is chasing. Is it a potato chip or a crustacean?
 Huft Grunombies: What a great metaphor for this election season.
 Jing Horpumple: I remember this scene from Ratatouille
Image 136497   10-07-16   Uploaded by    Japle Cremungo
 Doft Morpuble: @5 Headed Snake God very good, I was sure someone would (heh, dinosaur china town)
 Hold Brungus: Cthulhu has the best nuns.
 Thimp Plemupert: @White Rice I get that reference.
 Murt Grunuble: It's Friendly Spaceship's most hilarious bloopers!
 Dompo Flombies: Freeway park is pretty cool.
 Burb Grunongo: Hey, fuck you blooper! What're you even doing out here, on land, out of the water?
 Jaft Flumungus: If you're supposed to be a squid you can point those fingers at yourself, lady. Your costume is very inaccurate.
 Rert Morpungus: now slowly sink, now rise up again and flip me off, now slowly sink...
Image 136496   10-07-16   Uploaded by    Floft Horpumple
 Dorm Albupert: It's chickens, all the way down.
 Dulm Groble: Chicklet.
 Pawn Morpuble: @dobbiesdoogs So funny :)
 Dompo Alboble: The egg is a lie - this is where baby chickens really come from.
 Crurb Flumongus: @Warrax Yeah! Apples!
 Beple Bruble: @Warrax Left one is tiny, I think. Looks like a button quail chick
 Diwn Albumple: God damn it. Is the left one exceptionally tiny, or is the right one exceptionally large? Bananas, people. BANANAS!
 Dild Drumuble: Chick and chick-er.
 Mirb Plomple: Ctrl C Ctrl V
 Lurm Dampombies: don't talk to me or my mcnugget ever again
Image 136495   10-07-16   Uploaded by    Rorb Plemongo
 Thompo Plumbies: Ancient ... but still a laugh. Now, more Trump butt plugs, please.
 Rerb Grombies: Hell yeah, Wonderball reboot! should have been marketed to adults to begin with.
 Rirt Plemongo: This is why I have so few memories of Easter as a child.
Image 136494   10-07-16   Uploaded by    Ramp Flombies
 Heng Flumongo: "Honey, he's here! Come on, come on, let's go see what color we're going to paint the den."
 Rarb Grunuble: That looks like a meat squares from a party platter. I bet his face is delicious.
 Parm Horpombies: "Put up your hands, nice and slow. And while you're at it, unblur your face!"
 Moft Plomple: Is this the person that Twenty one Pilots is always singing about?
 Jilm Flumomple: Tonight, on COPS
Image 136493   10-07-16   Uploaded by    Gingo Plumple
 Frump Cremumbies: @CastleBravo Try looking at the Smile Dog at Creepy Pasta website
 Trampo Grunuble: legitimately terrifying.
 Momp Morpungo: Bite it before it bites you.
Image 136492   10-07-16   Uploaded by    Jarm Plomple
 Jart Flumopert: James and the giant spacepeach.
 Liwn Grunongo: But Steven Hawking told me spacetime is pear-shaped!
 Flirt Brongo: @a robot I told a friend that I really like peachy bums; she introduced me to a homeless guy holding a bag of fruit.
 Beld Plungo: I've been selected to orbit the planet in a rocket / I'm going to mars, I got a message for the peaches in your pocket
 Crerbo Grunongo: @Knice there's only one @fanny, and I see two butt-fruits up there :P
 Flemp Brombies: These aliens actually believe they are giving us mouth inspections.
 Frarbo Brumbies: Absorbed in the picture for but before I saw the caption. Sorry, bad vote hammer for pre-captioned.
 Gengo Albumple: @fanny??
 Damp Brumbies: The aliens were sent for butts to probe, they only had a picture. They got as close as they could
 Juple Brumple: Movin' to the country, gonna eat me a lot of peaches
 Frimp Albuble: The peach seems to be causing a bend in the space time continuum
 Vung Plupert: here we are, peaches
 Gaple Dampongus: butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts
 Burt Flumopert: Georgia, USA is a strange place
 Tharm Brongus: James and the Giant Peach 2: Electric Boogaloo
 Thomp Bromple: this 80s is weird
Image 136491   10-07-16   Uploaded by    Birm Plemomple
 Lurb Flumongo: Kitten RAD!
 Flople Morpongo: @dobbiesdoogs ...when a TV fell on you then, that was it.
 Biwn Dampongus: @BILL DOOR ! Your absence was noted, and summarily mourned. Welcome back.
 Derb Drumoble: CATS ARE NICE.
 Lang Brombies: #136334 see back when i was a-young'n, we didn't have no fancy high-def flat screens
Image 136490   10-07-16   Uploaded by    Florm Horpopert
 Hort Grombies: @Lestrange "Unperturbed Goose" is the name of my Eagles cover band.
 Thirb Morpoble: @Wooden Spoon No, spotted it a few seconds after I saw the unperturbed goose...
 Long Horpupert: Am I the only one that's noticed the Demon Giant?
 Lown Grungus: Yew got a perrdy mouth. Im 'on make yew squeal lahk uh pig.
 Pamp Albombies: and that bird sat by AND DID NOTHING
 Momp Horpungus: We've all been there, it's cook
 Bort Grunungus: @LaeMi no worries
 Harm Grumbies: ironically, that pig's name is "pigaroo"
 Thirm Horpungus: Chill out, guys. Porky's yackin' on a bone and Kanga is giving him the heimlich
 Thuple Flopert: Bird in the corner just needs an adidas track suit
 Rengo Plemungo: Mmm... Kangapork
 Momp Flombies: bacon that flips itself
 Lirbo Bropert: "let us fill your hole"
 Pulm Albumbies: This porn is weird. Even for Australia!
Image 136489   10-07-16   Uploaded by    Borm Dampomple
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