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263499  Solemn: When you raid with your friends...

263483  Robespierre: Designed to mesmerize

263498  Robespierre: Shit seen

263499  Robespierre: Something's touching me! Halp! HAAAAAAALP!

263489  VeeKay: That's cruel.

263491  VeeKay: Goanna rock down to Electric Avenue

263496  VeeKay: Unsubscribe

263498  VeeKay: "We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False."

263480  VeeKay: @Scoo Literally choking on bile here dud

263498  piranharama: That face when you can see time

263496  WTF: Porntub Time Machine

263507  norgu5: Aaaaand you're touching it. Gross.

263495  Solemn: The only way to dog paddle.

263497  Solemn: ;3

263465  Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263466  Solemn: "Hey, here's a cane! Now it's a crutch! Now it's a baby! And now I've ABSORBED the baby! Take that, David Copperfield!"

263470  Solemn: $3.49 here. On the beach, it's $4.29, and don't even get me started on the $5.35 guy that camps out about 30 miles up the highway. That's guy's about 16 kinds of an arschgeige.

263427  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

263485  Solemn: We need more bathroom signs like this.

263458  wolfpk: Bad kitty! Cat: Your point!?

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263465 Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263215 tib gubb: PLEASE, LET'S NOT DO THIS ON THE SPACESHIP :((

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know



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Score:
521
 
 DerMantis: groovy
 Headoftheclass: Confucius say: "Bear who gets face stuck in honey jar high on pot."
 inthrees: Neither: those are repeats
 Micro Jackson: Stuck on pot
 Otterman: Radded for Poo
 Warrax: @tamarindo And his arms are too short to make it interesting.
 tamarindo: How Pooh discovered asphyxiation
Image 136156   10-06-16   Uploaded by    LogicKitty
Score:
584
 
 ShoKusogi: the mascot of ZZ Top
 Headoftheclass: Will settle for nothing less than Blue Mountain dog food.
 joxxuh: Dog Dynasty
 ClockworkJackalope: Son, you best throw that stick or I'm gonna stick my paw up your ass.
 Otterman: Wise mountain dog
 hearsegirl: he should be in an old Dutch master's painting, holding a blunderbuss, smoking a Meerschaum and wearing a Tyrolian hat.
 tamarindo: I like how the beard is tobacco stained.
 sparename: This guy looks like he has a Harley, I shall call him "HogDog"
 SoyUnPerdedor: "I dream of PBR"
 fanny: damn hipster dogs!
Image 136155   10-06-16   Uploaded by    Knice
Score:
654
 
 scribbs: Now I really want to hear Trump sing the Fun song.
 kalligrapher: artificial unintelligence is discovered!
 Micro Jackson: If we give him the formula, will he go away?
 Borkf: I like to think they'd make a more convincing looking human.
 tamarindo: Nice touch with the hairpins
 Peter Pantsless: Honestly I'd vote for Plankton first
 sparename: Planktrump
 Knice: Eat a 71-gallon chum-bucket o' dicks.
Image 136154   10-06-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Image 136153 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by grace. Your image was bad, grace.
Score:
883
 
 NonRhetorical: Soundtrack far more interesting than children's pablum.
 jonz: I just send text messages to myself to simulate having friends, and chew as fast as possible
 amyandy: These cement mixers don't dress modestly
 Micro Jackson: Must be fun at parties
 ModelTRex: Rule 35: You can find anything reimagined as a cement mixer on the internet.
 chhumphrey: Amazingly, there's no rule for this one
 midnightmosesuk: Inevitable.
 Otterman: I am curiously heartened by the artist's creativity
 Knice: #No need to worry, when you churn your slurry, take it from me!#
Image 136152   10-06-16   Uploaded by    amyandy
Score:
308
 
 werterland: Retail has ruined me. I'm currently in a bit of a panic because I don't think my store is ready for *that season.* I have been thinking about it for the past few weeks, but haven't had time for the prep I want to do.
 Borkf: Calm down, it's only October.
Image 136151   10-06-16   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
368
 
 peedurr: @Warrax I thought they started facial scrubs a bit later?
 fanny: @Flirb Dampumple oh god, that's not creepy or anything!
 Flirb Dampumple: When I was 10, we went trick-or-treating and a neighbor gave all the boys around my age a box of grooming supplies called "Buckaroo". Now I know what the girls got.
 whiplash: What? I have math in first period!
 chhumphrey: @Knice See, part of my job description as a father is to, "embarrass my children whenever I can."
 Warrax: @fanny Get Ready Guide for Girls, Get Ready Guide for Parents, One box of U by Kotex Regular Pads, One box of U by Kotex Liners, Baggu 3D Zip Pouch for supplies, Pura Vida String Bracelet, Lasting Smiles Lip Balm, Good For You Girls Facial Scrub, Torie & Howard Chewie Fruities, Ribbon Hair Ties.
 fanny: anyone else curious about what the "& more" is?
 tamarindo: @Knice wrapped in white gift paper with a crimson bow. what a party!
 Knice: Wow, that's some weapons-grade embarrassment right there.
Image 136150   10-06-16   Uploaded by    PenguinBartender
Image 136149 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by realjon. Boo, realjon.
Score:
968
 
 Jaktai: They should paint a real version of it on the wall.
 chhumphrey: Rad for Mario
 petepuma: I CAN FIX IT
 Meow: THE OIL BARREL IS ON THE WRONG SIIDE!
Image 136148   10-06-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
1392
 
 Mr. Lizard: Dogsecutioner
 tib gubb: oh wow. i hope they made it out okay.
 midnightmosesuk: @Sandor More human than humans.
 Sandor: I had to look up what this is from. Apparently the dog picked up and moved all her puppies from a burning house, then guarded them. I will never cease to be amazed by animals
 fanny: awe what a good pupper mom.
 Borkf: This is giving me feels.
Image 136147   10-06-16   Uploaded by    Knice
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