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262291  shadebane: autorad for RE

262291  Disclosure: Totally not dead bodies.

262291  danny: Listen to the voice in your head. Everything is fine. You left no forensic evidence that you did anything here. Just leave calmly and quietly...

262291  Magic Bullets: This is fine.

262276  Teechur: @rip odb They won't bring in any ticks or fleas, either.

262279  Teechur: You axolotl questions

262281  Teechur: @Zarathustra *are on stripclub

262267  wolfpk: Corgis: What are you planning on doing with that!

262269  wolfpk: Apartments overlooking the river.

262289  robocop: Or he wants to suffocate you. One or the other.

262281  Zarathustra: Did u see*

262270  wolfpk: Aww, poor puppy! Your still a good boy!

262285  Knice: Not all heroes wear capes.

262271  Side Boob: @Knice At least you aren't the type of person that would snapchat it with 'bruh' as the caption.

262273  Side Boob: Poor pupper :(

262241  SuedeOxford: I like ricehorn

262256  BavidDowie: he ded

262260  a robot: If that's the case, you're doing it wrong

262284  toad: Genius. Lets the mother / father sit the child down whilst they do their business. You don't want the child sitting on / touching the dirty floor.

262269  Teechur: Unfetter a Bork Yahoo

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Score:
458
 
 guest: maybe i will deal wif it. maybe, i'll deal with it, the way i dealt wif curly jefferson
 Micro Jackson: Kiss me
 Janston: I'm ole Gregg!
 Noremak: Come with us now on a journey through time and space
 VoR: IM OLD GREG!
 Side Boob: Cocaine is a hell of a drug
 a sedated moose: Ya ever been to a club where people wee on each other?
 Donut: THIS IS NOT PICKLE SURPRISE
 Sandor: It's my mangina
 annterland: @VoR how d'ya like my downstair mixup?
 a robot: Why does Swamp Thing have Rick James' hair
 VoR: Do you love me?
Image 136136   10-06-16   Uploaded by    Air Biscuit
Score:
486
 
 Micro Jackson: You had me at "professional asshole"
 harpooneer: @Donut Don't be so sure.
 Donut: -Also very good with orange sauce, which you cannot say about Carol.
Image 136135   10-06-16   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
522
 
 Skaalar: No kid I've ever met besides myself has this much of a love of beans.
 werterland: Bean Boy has a brother!?
 sir toke a lot: He left his mark
 Donut: Who the hell started thinking about beans again? I demand to know!
 chhumphrey: One of the story boards from the Blazing Saddles pitch?
 Yam: Preheating the dutch oven
 Derp Herpigan: He's thinking about those beans.
 Knice: I;m thinking about thos vintage color palettes.
Image 136134   10-06-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
543
 
 fanny: looks like @Scoo has been thinking 'bout those beans
 Donut: Oh dear god someone thought about beans again. HIDE THE WOMEN!
 bug: fun fact: kids don't know how to hold spoons.
 a robot: Beans, beans everywhere, in my nightmares and i just woke up
 Yam: Thinkin about thos space beans
 Derp Herpigan: This looks familiar...
 Knice: That Foster kid's gonna go places.
Image 136133   10-06-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
1010
 
 earl: Hell No, kitty. Hell No.
 obsidianlance: I AM SINISTAR, I HUNGER!
 Annoying Vegan : @Alex Jones is getting started even before the election! What a go-getter!
 Reddest of Necks: But its a hurricane? Skullicane?
 ThatGuy: Oh no, Mumrm Ra has returned!
 Warrax: Time for a vacation to the mf'in share zone.
 a robot: "Sentient Hate Tornado" is my new nickname for Trump
 chhumphrey: I thought the comments were supposed to be down here
 tib gubb: enough talk... have at you!
 younglink: Your baby may need to go in for some tests sir.
 A duck: Challenger to @Alex Jones ?
 VoR: Where'ya bumper sticker?
Image 136132   10-06-16   Uploaded by    A duck
Score:
472
 
 Donut: I'm glad GNC Cat is there to protect us from the posers.
 a sedated moose: 100% fluff, 100% hate.
 ping: "I'm sure that nose will buff out. You should be careful of over-booping your cat, though."
 Yam: "Don't but the NO Xplod again, Mike. Don't do it. You know it's just caffeine, creatine, a few freeform aminos and beta alanine. It's super overpriced. Shame on you, Mike"
Image 136131   10-06-16   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Score:
618
 
 whiplash: How'd you get that monster on your head? I'm talking to you, Chewie.
 ShoKusogi: Whatever she paid her hair stylist, it was too much
 Donut: YOU CUT OFF HIS HEAD AND MADE IT INTO A HAT! WHO DOES THIS? WHY? WHY?
 pastme: So, Chewie's lived through at least 4 movies, and some housewife from the 1970's took him out and mounted him as a trophy hat?
 Knice: "Don't hate me because I'm beautiGRRRWAAAAAARGGGGH!!!"
Image 136130   10-06-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
62
 
 CastleBravo: This guy wandered over from the 'Bater's Tournament next door.
 Knice: That's one magnificent dome.
 VoR: Boob touch - minus one point
Image 136129   10-06-16   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
Score:
437
 
 peedurr: Not enough dilithium crystals...
 John Singapore: Not bad. Got any LDS?
 DrinkMixMan: "You know, the replicators just never fully capture the taste of a good old fashioned real beer. Oh, wait. This "Michelob" is supposed to be real beer?"
 my wheelhouse: Who's a pretty kitty?
 Micro Jackson: This tralnya tastes a bit off
 ClockworkJackalope: I'll... HAVE... A... Samuel Addams.
 ShoKusogi: This isn't the Romulan Ale that I ordered
 Donut: "Why do I now have the urge to sing?"
 Side Boob: Double dumb ass on you!
 Disembodiedfoot: This tastes like shat!
Image 136128   10-06-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
578
 
 Skaalar: We just like being different. And difficult.
 Borkf: Hey, Uncle Sam, stop being such a whiny baby!
 a robot: @Yam She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene!
 Cami: American units are an example of a metric system.
 WTF: He bought you drinks, he brought you flowers, he read you books and talked for hours. Every day, so many drinks. Such pretty flowers, so tell me...
 Warrax: He gave an inch. They took his mile.
 Yam: My car get's 40 rods to the hog's head and that's the way I likes it!
 VoR: Must way a tonne...uh ton? ah, it's about the same.
Image 136127   10-06-16   Uploaded by    square44
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