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253285  satoshi: Straining through muslin works better if you blend the baby first

253272  Dr Awkward: I have bonerphobia, so this kind of makes sense

253276  Dr Awkward: Pupper-splosion

253277  Dr Awkward: Mlem

253278  Dr Awkward: If you ain't got buns, I don't want none, Hon.

253287  Prumbo: He's right.

253287  epitasis: celsius, farenheit or kelvin?

253287  Punt Numbles: Literally Dad humor.

253274  charlemagne: see diagram 2c titled 'motivation'

253285  Toasted Taco Brunchito: Funny, thats the same way I feel about baby photo shoots too.

253253  addend: Catch the World Cup fever!

253261  addend: This. This is the right person.

253266  addend: 5 minutes ago: "Wanna hump".

253270  addend: Directed by Wes Anderson.

253157  Sprinkles: agreed @Robespierre

253274  addend: Run, Anselmo! Run!

253275  addend: Mmm... can haz pumpkin spice.

253234  Bohab: I love it when restaurants branch out into selling racist memorabilia

253283  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

253282  FunkyDrunk: Wow, I feel a bit too close to that cat.

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253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

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 guest: maybe i will deal wif it. maybe, i'll deal with it, the way i dealt wif curly jefferson
 Micro Jackson: Kiss me
 Janston: I'm ole Gregg!
 Noremak: Come with us now on a journey through time and space
 Side Boob: Cocaine is a hell of a drug
 a sedated moose: Ya ever been to a club where people wee on each other?
 Sandor: It's my mangina
 annterland: @VoR how d'ya like my downstair mixup?
 a robot: Why does Swamp Thing have Rick James' hair
 VoR: Do you love me?
Image 136136   10-06-16   Uploaded by    Air Biscuit
 Micro Jackson: You had me at "professional asshole"
 harpooneer: @Donut Don't be so sure.
 Donut: -Also very good with orange sauce, which you cannot say about Carol.
Image 136135   10-06-16   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
 Skaalar: No kid I've ever met besides myself has this much of a love of beans.
 werterland: Bean Boy has a brother!?
 sir toke a lot: He left his mark
 Donut: Who the hell started thinking about beans again? I demand to know!
 chhumphrey: One of the story boards from the Blazing Saddles pitch?
 Yam: Preheating the dutch oven
 Derp Herpigan: He's thinking about those beans.
 Knice: I;m thinking about thos vintage color palettes.
Image 136134   10-06-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
 fanny: looks like @Scoo has been thinking 'bout those beans
 Donut: Oh dear god someone thought about beans again. HIDE THE WOMEN!
 bug: fun fact: kids don't know how to hold spoons.
 a robot: Beans, beans everywhere, in my nightmares and i just woke up
 Yam: Thinkin about thos space beans
 Derp Herpigan: This looks familiar...
 Knice: That Foster kid's gonna go places.
Image 136133   10-06-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
 earl: Hell No, kitty. Hell No.
 obsidianlance: I AM SINISTAR, I HUNGER!
 Annoying Vegan : @Alex Jones is getting started even before the election! What a go-getter!
 Reddest of Necks: But its a hurricane? Skullicane?
 ThatGuy: Oh no, Mumrm Ra has returned!
 Warrax: Time for a vacation to the mf'in share zone.
 a robot: "Sentient Hate Tornado" is my new nickname for Trump
 chhumphrey: I thought the comments were supposed to be down here
 tib gubb: enough talk... have at you!
 younglink: Your baby may need to go in for some tests sir.
 A duck: Challenger to @Alex Jones ?
 VoR: Where'ya bumper sticker?
Image 136132   10-06-16   Uploaded by    A duck
 Donut: I'm glad GNC Cat is there to protect us from the posers.
 a sedated moose: 100% fluff, 100% hate.
 ping: "I'm sure that nose will buff out. You should be careful of over-booping your cat, though."
 Yam: "Don't but the NO Xplod again, Mike. Don't do it. You know it's just caffeine, creatine, a few freeform aminos and beta alanine. It's super overpriced. Shame on you, Mike"
Image 136131   10-06-16   Uploaded by    kittylitter
 whiplash: How'd you get that monster on your head? I'm talking to you, Chewie.
 ShoKusogi: Whatever she paid her hair stylist, it was too much
 pastme: So, Chewie's lived through at least 4 movies, and some housewife from the 1970's took him out and mounted him as a trophy hat?
 Knice: "Don't hate me because I'm beautiGRRRWAAAAAARGGGGH!!!"
Image 136130   10-06-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
 CastleBravo: This guy wandered over from the 'Bater's Tournament next door.
 Knice: That's one magnificent dome.
 VoR: Boob touch - minus one point
Image 136129   10-06-16   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
 peedurr: Not enough dilithium crystals...
 John Singapore: Not bad. Got any LDS?
 DrinkMixMan: "You know, the replicators just never fully capture the taste of a good old fashioned real beer. Oh, wait. This "Michelob" is supposed to be real beer?"
 my wheelhouse: Who's a pretty kitty?
 Micro Jackson: This tralnya tastes a bit off
 ClockworkJackalope: I'll... HAVE... A... Samuel Addams.
 ShoKusogi: This isn't the Romulan Ale that I ordered
 Donut: "Why do I now have the urge to sing?"
 Side Boob: Double dumb ass on you!
 Disembodiedfoot: This tastes like shat!
Image 136128   10-06-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Skaalar: We just like being different. And difficult.
 Borkf: Hey, Uncle Sam, stop being such a whiny baby!
 a robot: @Yam She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene!
 Cami: American units are an example of a metric system.
 WTF: He bought you drinks, he brought you flowers, he read you books and talked for hours. Every day, so many drinks. Such pretty flowers, so tell me...
 Warrax: He gave an inch. They took his mile.
 Yam: My car get's 40 rods to the hog's head and that's the way I likes it!
 VoR: Must way a tonne...uh ton? ah, it's about the same.
Image 136127   10-06-16   Uploaded by    square44
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