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175436  Scoo: DANGER GIRLFRIEND

175447  Theta Zero: All that time playing Tetris is already paying for itself.

175438  Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!

175445  Scoo: Kids today probably won't ever know the struggle of tilling a field with a plowshare, either. Technology is always improving.

175439  E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?

175447  scribbs: While it looks like an efficient kitchen, even making a slice of toast is a colossal pain in the ass.

175402  fanny: RAD because my grandma had this on a refrigerator magnet, now that magnet is on my fridge

175413  Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine did you ever head out on the highway looking for adventure?

175421  Niels Bohr: But what if they have candy? Didn't think of that didya sign?

175442  Mr. Butt: same

175438  Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation

175441  ch: Danger Dog has re-used the costume. It's not an inexpensive costume, and the department's budget is tight with the new top brass.

175440  Derp Herpigan: Well, one of us is gonna have to change.

175441  ch: DANGER DOG dresses like a banana slug on the docks to case out the impending drug deal / DANGER DOG fills out the department's paperwork with a tenacious endlessly-unquenched zeal / DAAAAANNNNNNGERRRRRR DOGGGGGGGGGG / EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN: DANGER DOG AND THE UNSUSPECTING CRIMINALS POSING AS NATURE ENTHUSIASTS

175445  Derp Herpigan: I mean they could download an older version of solitaire to experience that.

175446  Derp Herpigan: My childhood.

175442  Ulillillia: Purple user mascot.

175449  Derp Herpigan: Hey, one could easily steal that soap, make a clean getaway.

175450  Derp Herpigan: There's no way that's an airport. No airport is quiet enough for sleeping infants.

175413  Mr. Shine: @Spazstatic a LOT. I also drove it from Columbus,OH to Aliquippa, PA in 2:30. According to Google, it should have taken 3:10

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175352 Zampano: My hometown has a drive thru liquor store. Never understood it. Everyone knows drinking and driving is wrong, but sometimes you just gotta get from point A to point B with a little detour thru point OWI...

175270 itskando: How to shoot your eye out, kid

175218 Dr. Bathroom: Is this at PABT? That seems about right.

175280 sparename: Is this before or after my black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?

175273 cenecia: Also is that kid holding a hand gun??

175357 piranharama: Cops hide behind this sign!

175409 Hosebag: @hearsegirl Of course. It helps the conductivity.

175372 Spazstatic: After what we've put it through, I'm sure.

175319 Otterman: @Nothing They're not even trying any more, are they?

175395 Borkf: Nobody wins.



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Score:
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 LaeMi: @Lestrange - I wish I could rad vote that more than once. Oh, I can!
 Air Biscuit: @Lestrange vending machines cause many deaths.
 PenguinBartender: @Lestrange I like the third one best!
 Knice: @Lestrange So, how them anger issues treatin' ya? ;-)
 Lestrange: @Lestrange dude, just press it once ya dick
 Lestrange: My anger issues and this vending machine likely cause of my early death.
 Lestrange: My anger issues and this vending machine likely cause of my early death.
 Lestrange: My anger issues and this vending machine likely cause of my early death.
 Lestrange: My anger issues and this vending machine likely cause of my early death.
 Lestrange: My anger issues and this vending machine likely cause of my early death.
 Lestrange: My anger issues and this vending machine likely cause of my early death.
 Lestrange: My anger issues and this vending machine likely cause of my early death.
 Otterman: So the Coke is supposed to fall all the way to the bottom and get all fizzy? Idiotic.
 Donger: Saddest machine ever
 Donger: Saddest machine ever
 duckfarts: Time to get the crowbar
 VoR: Determined not to lose his bottle this time.
 LaeMi: Seatbelts save lives
Image 136107   10-06-16   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
554
 
 a robot: This might be the first time I've ever radded anything related to the modern Transformers movies. Bender just makes everything that much better.
 funny in the wall: Optimus is brave
 funny in the wall: Seems a bit too pointy to sit on
 VoR: Still not seen this, but if I don't it can remain a good film in my head forever.
 Hiddentigerma: @Peter Pantsless Yea. But you can't deny. Robot dinosaurs are cool.
 Peter Pantsless: I couldn't identify that character as Optimus Prime if I hadn't already seen the first movie. Goddamn unintelligible CGI nonsense. He uses an axe, anyway
Image 136106   10-06-16   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
478
 
 originaluser: Was the wish to go out in a more dramatic way?
 ModelTRex: Damnit Bobby!
 sparename: I'm a born-again virgin
 Skinr: virginity is a social construct, I tell ya what
 VoR: Looks guilty
Image 136105   10-06-16   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
479
 
 John Singapore: Wet Keanu is wet.
 In The Pocket: Don't think she'll fit in a pumpkin shell
 Warrax: Yea, I used to not like him because he's not a very good actor. But he just seems too dang nice, I had to come around. Also rad for satanic starbucks cup.
 Annoying Vegan : This looks like a bank, not a Circle K.
 chhumphrey: Nobody likes a quitter
 Science: @duckfarts: He's not a great actor, but I agree. He seems like a really great guy.
 whiplash: "Go ahead, take a picture. It'll last longer. And put it on the Internet, it'll last forever."
 duckfarts: Keanu is a cool dude I'd wanna hang with
 fumbduck: There's an interview on Youtube where he responds to the "Sad Keanu" meme. He seems like a really nice person.
 Jayfu: That dude has had a tough life, success aside, some real shitty things have happened
 A duck: @Peter Pantsless: x1000. Who gives a shit what Keanu is eating for lunch or whatever.
 Peter Pantsless: Fuck TMZ.
 VoR: Being the One is tough
Image 136104   10-06-16   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
250
 
 DrinkMixMan: Ann alcoholic's last 9th step amends before relapse
 A duck: CONSUME
 Hiddentigerma: The urge to gorge yourself on alcohol never lets up.
 VoR: Thanks Scott...not you scott
 Frank herbert: Marked as read
Image 136103   10-06-16   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
111
 
 Warrax: Must speak English and "What." Because they don't speak English in What.
 Cami: Read my mind to learn the other requirement.
 Whatever: Have a liberal arts Phd. No freaks or fatties...
 whiplash: English and ANYTHING else. We like to brag about our bilingual cashiers!
 thecraftywolf: damnit i don't speak napkinn
 SomeCanadian: DUM DUM DAAAAHHH!!
 UseYourName: The suspense!
 Teechur: English and nothing else, apparently.
 VoR: Typing English not mentioned.
 BaconCake: i think that's lieutenant dan from forrest gump
 LaeMi: So they must speak old english (& used to be a 27th letter)
Image 136102   10-06-16   Uploaded by    catheter
Score:
320
 
 carlin: Copyright infringement is your best religious identification gear value
 Flirb Dampumple: there are professionals who help you find beer? only in America!
 a sedated moose: when I worked third shift at a gas station I used to get out at about 6:45am. So I would drive over to another gas station, wait a few minutes 'til 7:00am, buy some beer, drink it, and go to bed around 10:00am.
 Peter Pantsless: Whertt ammm i....do...aggro...HAHA...*pukes*
Image 136101   10-06-16   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
Score:
604
 
 A duck: @Derp Herpigan: Lenticular. Something about the way they're formed makes them tend to remain stationary IIRC. Google Image search them. Very pretty.
 pig 3: That was the best Disney song for a long time.
 ClockworkJackalope: I want to believe
 wakkawakka: This is Thor's fault somehow. I just know it.
 Derp Herpigan: @A duck which cloud type is this? Nimbostratus?
 A duck: LOL that people have actually reported this cloud type as UFOs
 Mr. Shine: *X-files theme*
 LogicKitty: @LaeMi Bridge work?
 LaeMi: @LogicKitty - yes, and then what will the council lean on their picks beside?
 LogicKitty: @LaeMi Does that mean the roads will actually get fixed?
 LaeMi: Oh no! The aliens have come to fix our roads!
Image 136100   10-06-16   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
337
 
 Flirb Dampumple: redaction looks like a wang
 LaeMi: I am located in Australia, so from the perspective of the US, I am usually in tommorow.
 VoR: Facebook meddling again. They did actually tweak peoples feeds to see what would happen....Thankfully in this instance, tomorrow is always the next day. I'm just kept in permanent suspense. This is fine.
Image 136099   10-06-16   Uploaded by    elahabdh
Image 136098 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by WetWilly. Boo, WetWilly.
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