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169106  Theimposter: Like the movie 'rubber', but sucks more.

168872  Staida: These should be on the bottom of pizza boxes and other things we don't generally recycle

168879  Staida: When did Bada Bing become 'Ba dum tss?'

168881  Staida: Are you suggesting that we exhale the dangerous greenhouse gas CO2? How long has THIS been going on!!?!??!?!?!!!111eleven

168957  Staida: Is this descriptive of the people? Or an edict to me? Yes... I WILL bone people! Thanks Bone People!

169229  Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169044  Staida: People do that all the time, you really ought to be sorry about the terrible cake. Please do not apologize for that with cake.

169300  Peter Pantsless: Here's the second meanest thing I've ever done: 7th grade, sex-ed class. We all got to write an anonymous question and turn it in. I wrote "If white people have white sperm, is mine black?" Only one black kid in the class, a friend at the time. We both laughed later, but I was such an asshole

169101  Ironass: Here are sexier rocks, what this rock aspires to be #150177

169291  Bast Relief: Wow I haven't seen Salad Fingers in a long time.

169139  Staida: But not your talent

169299  Peter Pantsless: I mean I've eaten dog food before, but I just stabbed across the outside with a knife until stuff came out. Being poor is a skill

169043  apoxia: All I've found in the river in my back yard is plastic bags filled with mud.

169160  Ironass: What's up,dawg?

169195  Ironass: I maded deese.

169299  Staida: First your cheap can opener breaks, next it will be that cheap drill. There's a lesson in this.

169079  apoxia: Why the fuck did I train for 9 years to be a clinical psychologist!!

169266  Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169273  Staida: they are good dogs brent

169280  Staida: There better be at least one track featuring Duke Silver

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169220 El Barto: Semantics.

169121 Nwcorset: @tokyopig it wasn't just run of the mill cruelty. He tortured dogs for fun. A very sick individual.

169218 ch: This was the role that got John Hodgman those Apple commercials

169249 Teechur: @funny in the wall I have had limited experience with ferrets, so I will bow to your knowledge. I had a cat that would crap on top of my car and try to cover it up. Star scratches all over the roof. Asscat.

169266 Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169255 Mr Blah Blah: So this is how Margret Frigidaire tests to see if the pasta is ready.

169229 Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169177 antipatterns: Freud called it the "death instinct" but yes there are hedonistic times ahead

169200 Suburbanmom: SO glad that it is still cool to be a virgin!

169145 a robot: Organ-Player-Bot always was a little preachy :/



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Score:
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 LaeMi: @Lestrange - I wish I could rad vote that more than once. Oh, I can!
 Air Biscuit: @Lestrange vending machines cause many deaths.
 PenguinBartender: @Lestrange I like the third one best!
 Knice: @Lestrange So, how them anger issues treatin' ya? ;-)
 Lestrange: @Lestrange dude, just press it once ya dick
 Lestrange: My anger issues and this vending machine likely cause of my early death.
 Lestrange: My anger issues and this vending machine likely cause of my early death.
 Lestrange: My anger issues and this vending machine likely cause of my early death.
 Lestrange: My anger issues and this vending machine likely cause of my early death.
 Lestrange: My anger issues and this vending machine likely cause of my early death.
 Lestrange: My anger issues and this vending machine likely cause of my early death.
 Lestrange: My anger issues and this vending machine likely cause of my early death.
 Otterman: So the Coke is supposed to fall all the way to the bottom and get all fizzy? Idiotic.
 Donger: Saddest machine ever
 Donger: Saddest machine ever
 duckfarts: Time to get the crowbar
 VoR: Determined not to lose his bottle this time.
 LaeMi: Seatbelts save lives
Image 136107   10-06-16   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
554
 
 a robot: This might be the first time I've ever radded anything related to the modern Transformers movies. Bender just makes everything that much better.
 funny in the wall: Optimus is brave
 funny in the wall: Seems a bit too pointy to sit on
 VoR: Still not seen this, but if I don't it can remain a good film in my head forever.
 Hiddentigerma: @Peter Pantsless Yea. But you can't deny. Robot dinosaurs are cool.
 Peter Pantsless: I couldn't identify that character as Optimus Prime if I hadn't already seen the first movie. Goddamn unintelligible CGI nonsense. He uses an axe, anyway
Image 136106   10-06-16   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
478
 
 originaluser: Was the wish to go out in a more dramatic way?
 ModelTRex: Damnit Bobby!
 sparename: I'm a born-again virgin
 Skinr: virginity is a social construct, I tell ya what
 VoR: Looks guilty
Image 136105   10-06-16   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
479
 
 John Singapore: Wet Keanu is wet.
 In The Pocket: Don't think she'll fit in a pumpkin shell
 Warrax: Yea, I used to not like him because he's not a very good actor. But he just seems too dang nice, I had to come around. Also rad for satanic starbucks cup.
 Annoying Vegan : This looks like a bank, not a Circle K.
 chhumphrey: Nobody likes a quitter
 Science: @duckfarts: He's not a great actor, but I agree. He seems like a really great guy.
 whiplash: "Go ahead, take a picture. It'll last longer. And put it on the Internet, it'll last forever."
 duckfarts: Keanu is a cool dude I'd wanna hang with
 fumbduck: There's an interview on Youtube where he responds to the "Sad Keanu" meme. He seems like a really nice person.
 Jayfu: That dude has had a tough life, success aside, some real shitty things have happened
 A duck: @Peter Pantsless: x1000. Who gives a shit what Keanu is eating for lunch or whatever.
 Peter Pantsless: Fuck TMZ.
 VoR: Being the One is tough
Image 136104   10-06-16   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
250
 
 DrinkMixMan: Ann alcoholic's last 9th step amends before relapse
 A duck: CONSUME
 Hiddentigerma: The urge to gorge yourself on alcohol never lets up.
 VoR: Thanks Scott...not you scott
 Frank herbert: Marked as read
Image 136103   10-06-16   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
111
 
 Warrax: Must speak English and "What." Because they don't speak English in What.
 Cami: Read my mind to learn the other requirement.
 Whatever: Have a liberal arts Phd. No freaks or fatties...
 whiplash: English and ANYTHING else. We like to brag about our bilingual cashiers!
 thecraftywolf: damnit i don't speak napkinn
 SomeCanadian: DUM DUM DAAAAHHH!!
 UseYourName: The suspense!
 Teechur: English and nothing else, apparently.
 VoR: Typing English not mentioned.
 BaconCake: i think that's lieutenant dan from forrest gump
 LaeMi: So they must speak old english (& used to be a 27th letter)
Image 136102   10-06-16   Uploaded by    catheter
Score:
320
 
 carlin: Copyright infringement is your best religious identification gear value
 Flirb Dampumple: there are professionals who help you find beer? only in America!
 a sedated moose: when I worked third shift at a gas station I used to get out at about 6:45am. So I would drive over to another gas station, wait a few minutes 'til 7:00am, buy some beer, drink it, and go to bed around 10:00am.
 Peter Pantsless: Whertt ammm i....do...aggro...HAHA...*pukes*
Image 136101   10-06-16   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
Score:
604
 
 A duck: @Derp Herpigan: Lenticular. Something about the way they're formed makes them tend to remain stationary IIRC. Google Image search them. Very pretty.
 pig 3: That was the best Disney song for a long time.
 ClockworkJackalope: I want to believe
 wakkawakka: This is Thor's fault somehow. I just know it.
 Derp Herpigan: @A duck which cloud type is this? Nimbostratus?
 A duck: LOL that people have actually reported this cloud type as UFOs
 Mr. Shine: *X-files theme*
 LogicKitty: @LaeMi Bridge work?
 LaeMi: @LogicKitty - yes, and then what will the council lean on their picks beside?
 LogicKitty: @LaeMi Does that mean the roads will actually get fixed?
 LaeMi: Oh no! The aliens have come to fix our roads!
Image 136100   10-06-16   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
337
 
 Flirb Dampumple: redaction looks like a wang
 LaeMi: I am located in Australia, so from the perspective of the US, I am usually in tommorow.
 VoR: Facebook meddling again. They did actually tweak peoples feeds to see what would happen....Thankfully in this instance, tomorrow is always the next day. I'm just kept in permanent suspense. This is fine.
Image 136099   10-06-16   Uploaded by    elahabdh
Image 136098 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by WetWilly. Your image was bad, WetWilly.
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