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163936  Wooden Spoon: As a child, this is what I pictured when I heard that song

163915  winwolf: Barf, stratified.

163940  Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: I think he's going for a "They Live" look.

163921  Borkf: @fanny I was freaked out for half a second scrolling down. Such RAD though.

163944  Dan Tagonistic: Music to strangle your spouse to

163923  winwolf: Plot spoilers for The Young Pope?

163926  Borkf: Birrrdddooooqqqqq

163932  Dan Tagonistic: @Teechur Yeah I was thinking about what tape you might need. Gaffer tape is easy to tear so presumably no good?

163926  winwolf: I think your bird needs a reboot.

163936  Borkf: @Bob FAKE NEWS!

163888  Hosebag: Doberman asks why you are scratching his dinner?

163937  Borkf: @ignatz the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter But the intoxicating power of our love Transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama Where Mr Duck's embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing 'Quack quack quack quack quack'

163891  Hosebag: It was a three dog night.

163932  winwolf: @Dan Tagonistic Gaf tape would be easier...and everything's better with gaf tape.

163944  Elleander: How come they BOTH look annoyed af?

163897  Hosebag: Ow, my eye.

163908  Hosebag: Baboons are in Danny's room again.

163941  ch: ----- Pretendus wallus

163941  winwolf: Anatomy of a mime.

163942  ch: "Billy don't you quit on me we win this dance marathon, get those tires and drive out of this hell hole to Scottsdale, get jobs and paint the to -- Billy noooOOOOOOOO"

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163782 whiplash: I was able to get the dish out, and put the ice cream in the dish, and find a spoon, and eat the ice cream, and write this note, but I'm just a kid and I don't know how to wash dishes!

163761 Science: @jochenau: I've got a secret room above my garage where the owners supposedly hid booze during prohibition. We found old Canadian Rye bags and bottle protectors up there.

163865 yev: fbi employs all sorts now...

163915 winwolf: Barf, stratified.

163806 yev: is she pregnant?

163776 whiplash: I drank all this medicine but I still have diabetes.

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Score:
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 LaeMi: @Lestrange - I wish I could rad vote that more than once. Oh, I can!
 Air Biscuit: @Lestrange vending machines cause many deaths.
 PenguinBartender: @Lestrange I like the third one best!
 Knice: @Lestrange So, how them anger issues treatin' ya? ;-)
 Lestrange: @Lestrange dude, just press it once ya dick
 Lestrange: My anger issues and this vending machine likely cause of my early death.
 Lestrange: My anger issues and this vending machine likely cause of my early death.
 Lestrange: My anger issues and this vending machine likely cause of my early death.
 Lestrange: My anger issues and this vending machine likely cause of my early death.
 Lestrange: My anger issues and this vending machine likely cause of my early death.
 Lestrange: My anger issues and this vending machine likely cause of my early death.
 Lestrange: My anger issues and this vending machine likely cause of my early death.
 Otterman: So the Coke is supposed to fall all the way to the bottom and get all fizzy? Idiotic.
 Donger: Saddest machine ever
 Donger: Saddest machine ever
 duckfarts: Time to get the crowbar
 VoR: Determined not to lose his bottle this time.
 LaeMi: Seatbelts save lives
Image 136107   10-06-16   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
554
 
 a robot: This might be the first time I've ever radded anything related to the modern Transformers movies. Bender just makes everything that much better.
 funny in the wall: Optimus is brave
 funny in the wall: Seems a bit too pointy to sit on
 VoR: Still not seen this, but if I don't it can remain a good film in my head forever.
 Hiddentigerma: @Peter Pantsless Yea. But you can't deny. Robot dinosaurs are cool.
 Peter Pantsless: I couldn't identify that character as Optimus Prime if I hadn't already seen the first movie. Goddamn unintelligible CGI nonsense. He uses an axe, anyway
Image 136106   10-06-16   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
478
 
 originaluser: Was the wish to go out in a more dramatic way?
 ModelTRex: Damnit Bobby!
 sparename: I'm a born-again virgin
 Skinr: virginity is a social construct, I tell ya what
 VoR: Looks guilty
Image 136105   10-06-16   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
479
 
 John Singapore: Wet Keanu is wet.
 In The Pocket: Don't think she'll fit in a pumpkin shell
 Warrax: Yea, I used to not like him because he's not a very good actor. But he just seems too dang nice, I had to come around. Also rad for satanic starbucks cup.
 Annoying Vegan : This looks like a bank, not a Circle K.
 chhumphrey: Nobody likes a quitter
 Science: @duckfarts: He's not a great actor, but I agree. He seems like a really great guy.
 whiplash: "Go ahead, take a picture. It'll last longer. And put it on the Internet, it'll last forever."
 duckfarts: Keanu is a cool dude I'd wanna hang with
 fumbduck: There's an interview on Youtube where he responds to the "Sad Keanu" meme. He seems like a really nice person.
 Jayfu: That dude has had a tough life, success aside, some real shitty things have happened
 A duck: @Peter Pantsless: x1000. Who gives a shit what Keanu is eating for lunch or whatever.
 Peter Pantsless: Fuck TMZ.
 VoR: Being the One is tough
Image 136104   10-06-16   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
250
 
 DrinkMixMan: Ann alcoholic's last 9th step amends before relapse
 A duck: CONSUME
 Hiddentigerma: The urge to gorge yourself on alcohol never lets up.
 VoR: Thanks Scott...not you scott
 Frank herbert: Marked as read
Image 136103   10-06-16   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
111
 
 Warrax: Must speak English and "What." Because they don't speak English in What.
 Cami: Read my mind to learn the other requirement.
 Whatever: Have a liberal arts Phd. No freaks or fatties...
 whiplash: English and ANYTHING else. We like to brag about our bilingual cashiers!
 thecraftywolf: damnit i don't speak napkinn
 SomeCanadian: DUM DUM DAAAAHHH!!
 UseYourName: The suspense!
 Teechur: English and nothing else, apparently.
 VoR: Typing English not mentioned.
 BaconCake: i think that's lieutenant dan from forrest gump
 LaeMi: So they must speak old english (& used to be a 27th letter)
Image 136102   10-06-16   Uploaded by    catheter
Score:
320
 
 carlin: Copyright infringement is your best religious identification gear value
 Flirb Dampumple: there are professionals who help you find beer? only in America!
 a sedated moose: when I worked third shift at a gas station I used to get out at about 6:45am. So I would drive over to another gas station, wait a few minutes 'til 7:00am, buy some beer, drink it, and go to bed around 10:00am.
 Peter Pantsless: Whertt ammm i....do...aggro...HAHA...*pukes*
Image 136101   10-06-16   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
Score:
604
 
 A duck: @Derp Herpigan: Lenticular. Something about the way they're formed makes them tend to remain stationary IIRC. Google Image search them. Very pretty.
 pig 3: That was the best Disney song for a long time.
 ClockworkJackalope: I want to believe
 wakkawakka: This is Thor's fault somehow. I just know it.
 Derp Herpigan: @A duck which cloud type is this? Nimbostratus?
 A duck: LOL that people have actually reported this cloud type as UFOs
 Mr. Shine: *X-files theme*
 LogicKitty: @LaeMi Bridge work?
 LaeMi: @LogicKitty - yes, and then what will the council lean on their picks beside?
 LogicKitty: @LaeMi Does that mean the roads will actually get fixed?
 LaeMi: Oh no! The aliens have come to fix our roads!
Image 136100   10-06-16   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
323
 
 Flirb Dampumple: redaction looks like a wang
 LaeMi: I am located in Australia, so from the perspective of the US, I am usually in tommorow.
 VoR: Facebook meddling again. They did actually tweak peoples feeds to see what would happen....Thankfully in this instance, tomorrow is always the next day. I'm just kept in permanent suspense. This is fine.
Image 136099   10-06-16   Uploaded by    elahabdh
Image 136098 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by WetWilly. Boo, WetWilly.
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