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262960  trelyate: the gender swapped version of bird person is still bird person

262969  trelyate: quintuple boop!

262982  trelyate: Brook?

262969  a robot: "Where's OUR watermelon??"

262987  trelyate: KNOCK FIRST!

262970  VeeKay: @Nope Probably stick too!

262987  VeeKay: Kitten Shammu is lovely

262984  bug: I think that old man is having a stroke.

262975  Teechur: Great. Now pick up the rest of them from the yard.

262976  sparename: Grow up and fly away, little fruit cat

262982  Knice: @Dr. Bathroom Lensy Kravitz

262978  Teechur: "I heard you the first time"

262984  Knice: Say what now?

262985  Teechur: In that case, I don't blame him.

262991  sparename: "Be careful with that chair, do you think they grow on trees?"

262954  Not A Bot: 'Z' for 'Disembowelment'. Wait...

262680  Felicity: @oregon man My favourite animated sitcom, Bob's Burgers, is starting to go that way too

262685  Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262978  Scoo: "I know"

262980  VoR: Genuine

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262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

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 Flirb Dampumple: gol-lee them japanese think of ever'thing!
 midnightmosesuk: An emergency kitten dispenser? Bloody hell, those Lexus' are well equipped.
 Micro Jackson: I thought it was a pup holder
 Wet farts: I fits I sits.
 Off Topic: Get out of traffic tickets with this one weird trick!
 SunWukong: Does it come as standard? Or is it part of the optional "squee pack"?
Image 135955   10-05-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 VoR: Trying to find love again...but last autumn was so last year
 Flarmie: I like pumpkin flavored things, actually.
 hajjpodge: I can't even.
 underwear: I love shoulder season because it results in awkward sweater/shorts/winter boots combos. My favorite is down parka with flip flops.
 Grandmas Ghost: Pumpkin-pumpkin.
 XLY: this is how it starts... soon it'll be a whole aisle!
 FLAG BOT: One comment by @John Singapore has been removed for the reason: sexism
 scribbs: Pumpkin instant oatmeal sounds really good. My mom used to make "Indian pudding" in the crock pot that tasted like pumpkin pie. No idea what was in it, but I loved it so much :-)
 anonimos: kill-all-idiots, brought to you by eugenics!
 FLAG BOT: One comment by @Lestrange has been removed for the reason: sexism
 Borkf: @SomeOtherCanadian Haha, it's funny because it doesn't.
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Lestrange the sorry totally makes it okay
 lionstrong: I'm game.
 CastleBravo: @SunWukong Looks fine from here to me.
 SunWukong: Bit creepy?
Image 135954   10-05-16   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
 fanny: please stop telling me how to groom
 Ukulelemike: Master Splinter done gone and got the mange!
 midnightmosesuk: @SunWukong It does but you'd still feel fresh and new.
 SunWukong: This means something different in the UK.
Image 135953   10-05-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
 Futurepants: GENTLEMEN!
 Air Biscuit: @Fiasco o mostly remember them for police quest, but they were pretty sweet.
 Fiasco: Holy crap, is that pixel drawn? Gorgeous.. reminds me of the masterpieces circa Broderbund/Sierra.. Kings Quest and Day of the Tentacle, Sam and Max and Roger Wilco..
 scribbs: I want to visit this place.
Image 135952   10-05-16   Uploaded by    Hiddentigerma
 Scoo: @scribbs I have quite a bit of it, and it's decent. But that's the quote from the show, so had to use it...
 scribbs: @Air Biscuit Thanks :-)
 Air Biscuit: @scribbs i wouldent say crap so much as ide say it costs less on average than most furniture stores ive visited, and you get what you pay for. Decent value per dollar sometimes tho.
 scribbs: @Scoo Is Ikea stuff crap? Honest question.
 Peach: Those Swedes sure know how to put in almost everything you need.
 Scoo: Enjoy your affordable Swedish Crap!
Image 135951   10-05-16   Uploaded by    Bartleby
 scribbs: Not actually playing the game, they're just waving at the ball.
 LaeMi: The one in red looks like he knows nothing.
 LancesLeftNut: wave 'em like you just don't care....
 SomeCanadian: @sumodrsn But look at those fundamentals!
 Wet farts: Heil Spalding!
 sumodrsn: Which one of you cannot dunk?
Image 135950   10-05-16   Uploaded by    John Singapore
 redmonkey3: Australia
 underwear: Diapers from now on.
 midnightmosesuk: If I'd have experienced that, there would have been crap on everything. Even the ceiling.
 cenecia: Oh come on, you didn't even try lighting it on fire first.
 Sadbot: This kills the turlet
 Knice: @fanny Snek try every day to boop snoot in someone's business. Today snek not sneaky and someone got mad and smash snek's house. :-(
 Wet farts: Um, honey, where's my shotgun? Oh I used it to clean the toilet.
 SunWukong: @PenguinBartender Of course it is, look, they smashed up the toilet to free it.
 Unstableton: Oi, me bum's shittin snakes
 fanny: i want to know more...
 PenguinBartender: ...but is the snake ok?
 sporky: Proper response.
 a sedated moose: Ever have the shit scared back into ya?
 Knice: Can't blame them for not whacking off here!
Image 135949   10-05-16   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
 Shay: Destro knows every army needs at least one sharp-dressed man.
 Amy Housewine: Dem cheekbones.
 WotGives: Iceface from the Odyssey?
 WTF: He traveled time, for the future of mankind... and returned to Earth for the lucrative middle-management position with Staples.
 midnightmosesuk: Metal head.
 PenguinBartender: Jaime Fox before putting on his stage makeup.
 Soviette: In not and.
Image 135948   10-05-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Poop Bird: and all these years I've been snorting it
 Skaalar: .... I meant coke but that works too...
 Skaalar: Anymore come snacks?
 LancesLeftNut: love Pam
 DrPhibes: "Look down your shirt and spell 'attic'"
Image 135947   10-05-16   Uploaded by    joxxuh
 Grandmas Ghost: He brought the noodz to the party.
 Air Biscuit: Dont settle for off brand shirtkins.
 LaeMi: Just boyie things.
 DrinkMixMan: @Knice But the noodz we deserve.
 Otterman: White shirts always attract tomato sauce, some more than others.
 fanny: honey! i'm home! #135367
 Bert Bertbert: "I ordered Nachos!" - "Ahh but you see, I have your 'nachos' right here"
 ruiner: Back from picking wild spaghetti in the forest.
 sporky: What is your policy on spaghetti?
 Wet farts: Trick or treat!
 Amy Housewine: This seems to be coming quite the fashion.
 Knice: Not the noodz I asked for.
 Scoo: There's stains on his shirt already, mom's spaghetti
Image 135946   10-05-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
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