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249591  Skinr: General Boy's secret plan for world domination!

249597  addend: @Warrax (Jimmy dies.)

249599  addend: (Quits smoking.)

249598  Skinr: I see LuxusLurch is having a nice Memorial Day weekend.

249602  addend: Relax that fist and pet the kitty.

249600  Sadbot: Owls seem cool, where can I get one for my dog?

249596  WannaBee: Looks like a giant unicorn mouse.

249587  a robot: How meta.

249588  a robot: Looks a lot like @carpwoman's kitty! #189916

249603  Knice: Take that, creationists.

249594  a robot: @Sadbot I think every time this picture is posted we have the same conversation about Colfax being a great place to get intoxicated and make bad decisions ;)

249594  Sadbot: @Hyphae Even better, Denver

249610  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249599  WannaBee: Second hand smoke is ok?

249597  Warrax: Hmm... where was that well again?

249571  some guy : 5 pushups and dicks out!

249594  Hyphae: @Sadbot ? Boulder?

249598  jochenau: Typical, he eats three cheeseburgers then drinks a *diet* pepsi.

249596  Hyphae: We get it, you like to have your photo taken while you consume errant souls for sustenance while they are distracted discussing matters of the night with the aura of the street light

249596  Nope: We get it, the glorious nuclear hellfire will destroy us all

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249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249509 a sedated moose: I hate when there's poop on the toilet.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

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 Flirb Dampumple: gol-lee them japanese think of ever'thing!
 midnightmosesuk: An emergency kitten dispenser? Bloody hell, those Lexus' are well equipped.
 Micro Jackson: I thought it was a pup holder
 Wet farts: I fits I sits.
 Off Topic: Get out of traffic tickets with this one weird trick!
 SunWukong: Does it come as standard? Or is it part of the optional "squee pack"?
Image 135955   10-05-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 VoR: Trying to find love again...but last autumn was so last year
 Flarmie: I like pumpkin flavored things, actually.
 hajjpodge: I can't even.
 underwear: I love shoulder season because it results in awkward sweater/shorts/winter boots combos. My favorite is down parka with flip flops.
 Grandmas Ghost: Pumpkin-pumpkin.
 XLY: this is how it starts... soon it'll be a whole aisle!
 FLAG BOT: One comment by @John Singapore has been removed for the reason: sexism
 scribbs: Pumpkin instant oatmeal sounds really good. My mom used to make "Indian pudding" in the crock pot that tasted like pumpkin pie. No idea what was in it, but I loved it so much :-)
 anonimos: kill-all-idiots, brought to you by eugenics!
 FLAG BOT: One comment by @Lestrange has been removed for the reason: sexism
 Borkf: @SomeOtherCanadian Haha, it's funny because it doesn't.
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Lestrange the sorry totally makes it okay
 lionstrong: I'm game.
 CastleBravo: @SunWukong Looks fine from here to me.
 SunWukong: Bit creepy?
Image 135954   10-05-16   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
 fanny: please stop telling me how to groom
 Ukulelemike: Master Splinter done gone and got the mange!
 midnightmosesuk: @SunWukong It does but you'd still feel fresh and new.
 SunWukong: This means something different in the UK.
Image 135953   10-05-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
 Futurepants: GENTLEMEN!
 Air Biscuit: @Fiasco o mostly remember them for police quest, but they were pretty sweet.
 Fiasco: Holy crap, is that pixel drawn? Gorgeous.. reminds me of the masterpieces circa Broderbund/Sierra.. Kings Quest and Day of the Tentacle, Sam and Max and Roger Wilco..
 scribbs: I want to visit this place.
Image 135952   10-05-16   Uploaded by    Hiddentigerma
 Scoo: @scribbs I have quite a bit of it, and it's decent. But that's the quote from the show, so had to use it...
 scribbs: @Air Biscuit Thanks :-)
 Air Biscuit: @scribbs i wouldent say crap so much as ide say it costs less on average than most furniture stores ive visited, and you get what you pay for. Decent value per dollar sometimes tho.
 scribbs: @Scoo Is Ikea stuff crap? Honest question.
 Peach: Those Swedes sure know how to put in almost everything you need.
 Scoo: Enjoy your affordable Swedish Crap!
Image 135951   10-05-16   Uploaded by    Bartleby
 scribbs: Not actually playing the game, they're just waving at the ball.
 LaeMi: The one in red looks like he knows nothing.
 LancesLeftNut: wave 'em like you just don't care....
 SomeCanadian: @sumodrsn But look at those fundamentals!
 Wet farts: Heil Spalding!
 sumodrsn: Which one of you cannot dunk?
Image 135950   10-05-16   Uploaded by    John Singapore
 redmonkey3: Australia
 underwear: Diapers from now on.
 midnightmosesuk: If I'd have experienced that, there would have been crap on everything. Even the ceiling.
 cenecia: Oh come on, you didn't even try lighting it on fire first.
 Sadbot: This kills the turlet
 Knice: @fanny Snek try every day to boop snoot in someone's business. Today snek not sneaky and someone got mad and smash snek's house. :-(
 Wet farts: Um, honey, where's my shotgun? Oh I used it to clean the toilet.
 SunWukong: @PenguinBartender Of course it is, look, they smashed up the toilet to free it.
 Unstableton: Oi, me bum's shittin snakes
 fanny: i want to know more...
 PenguinBartender: ...but is the snake ok?
 sporky: Proper response.
 a sedated moose: Ever have the shit scared back into ya?
 Knice: Can't blame them for not whacking off here!
Image 135949   10-05-16   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
 Shay: Destro knows every army needs at least one sharp-dressed man.
 Amy Housewine: Dem cheekbones.
 WotGives: Iceface from the Odyssey?
 WTF: He traveled time, for the future of mankind... and returned to Earth for the lucrative middle-management position with Staples.
 midnightmosesuk: Metal head.
 PenguinBartender: Jaime Fox before putting on his stage makeup.
 Soviette: In not and.
Image 135948   10-05-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Poop Bird: and all these years I've been snorting it
 Skaalar: .... I meant coke but that works too...
 Skaalar: Anymore come snacks?
 LancesLeftNut: love Pam
 DrPhibes: "Look down your shirt and spell 'attic'"
Image 135947   10-05-16   Uploaded by    joxxuh
 Grandmas Ghost: He brought the noodz to the party.
 Air Biscuit: Dont settle for off brand shirtkins.
 LaeMi: Just boyie things.
 DrinkMixMan: @Knice But the noodz we deserve.
 Otterman: White shirts always attract tomato sauce, some more than others.
 fanny: honey! i'm home! #135367
 Bert Bertbert: "I ordered Nachos!" - "Ahh but you see, I have your 'nachos' right here"
 jochenau: Back from picking wild spaghetti in the forest.
 sporky: What is your policy on spaghetti?
 Wet farts: Trick or treat!
 Amy Housewine: This seems to be coming quite the fashion.
 Knice: Not the noodz I asked for.
 Scoo: There's stains on his shirt already, mom's spaghetti
Image 135946   10-05-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
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