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272859  magicmormon: Come closer, young one. The hour grows late and the fire burns low, but there is still time yet. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure.

272822  wolfpk: I do not consent.

272829  Air Biscuit: I didnt know olive garden had heads on the menu.

272822  Prostata: whoever threw that snowball is about to die

272837  wolfpk: The house had to be split in the divorce.

272838  Prostata: at least he's honest

272847  Sadbot: @Sadbot Shit was annoying for placement and taking up a ton of your visual arc, though

272847  Sadbot: Car lore has it that pre-GM Saabs had beefy A-beams because a higher up was killed running into a moose

272845  ignatz: ..... ... .... .....

272836  Not A Bot: They're having a fire sale

272836  Side Boob: *Star Trek fight music*

272841  Side Boob: Ayyyyy!

272844  Side Boob: A long way to go for very little.

272845  Side Boob: Even the .01% can't afford a monitor big enough to read this.

272795  trelyate: he tells it like it is

272837  Science: Eminent domain, bitch!

272767  E. HONDA: If you pass out in the snow, dogs will bring you liquor

272840  Peter Pantsless: "Oh, that's a typo. It should say "No, dogs allowed.'"

272807  trelyate: this is like when they wheelchair you out of the hospital even though you are perfectly capable of walking

272815  trelyate: science has gone too far this time

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272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272774 Sadbot: Comrade @TurkeyVultureTed gets right to the heart of the issue, though

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272816 fanny: @dangerkeith3000 but do you think diet would change the taste of people? like grass fed beef vs. cows that eat whatever? And breast fed babies vs. formula fed?

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

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 Flirb Dampumple: gol-lee them japanese think of ever'thing!
 midnightmosesuk: An emergency kitten dispenser? Bloody hell, those Lexus' are well equipped.
 Micro Jackson: I thought it was a pup holder
 Wet farts: I fits I sits.
 Off Topic: Get out of traffic tickets with this one weird trick!
 SunWukong: Does it come as standard? Or is it part of the optional "squee pack"?
Image 135955   10-05-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 TheFrogMan: Trying to find love again...but last autumn was so last year
 Flarmie: I like pumpkin flavored things, actually.
 hajjpodge: I can't even.
 underwear: I love shoulder season because it results in awkward sweater/shorts/winter boots combos. My favorite is down parka with flip flops.
 Grandmas Ghost: Pumpkin-pumpkin.
 XLY: this is how it starts... soon it'll be a whole aisle!
 FLAG BOT: One comment by @John Singapore has been removed for the reason: sexism
 scribbs: Pumpkin instant oatmeal sounds really good. My mom used to make "Indian pudding" in the crock pot that tasted like pumpkin pie. No idea what was in it, but I loved it so much :-)
 anonimos: kill-all-idiots, brought to you by eugenics!
 FLAG BOT: One comment by @Lestrange has been removed for the reason: sexism
 Borkf: @SomeOtherCanadian Haha, it's funny because it doesn't.
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Lestrange the sorry totally makes it okay
 lionstrong: I'm game.
 CastleBravo: @SunWukong Looks fine from here to me.
 SunWukong: Bit creepy?
Image 135954   10-05-16   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
 fanny: please stop telling me how to groom
 Ukulelemike: Master Splinter done gone and got the mange!
 midnightmosesuk: @SunWukong It does but you'd still feel fresh and new.
 SunWukong: This means something different in the UK.
Image 135953   10-05-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
 Futurepants: GENTLEMEN!
 Air Biscuit: @Fiasco o mostly remember them for police quest, but they were pretty sweet.
 Fiasco: Holy crap, is that pixel drawn? Gorgeous.. reminds me of the masterpieces circa Broderbund/Sierra.. Kings Quest and Day of the Tentacle, Sam and Max and Roger Wilco..
 scribbs: I want to visit this place.
Image 135952   10-05-16   Uploaded by    Hiddentigerma
 confession: @scribbs I have quite a bit of it, and it's decent. But that's the quote from the show, so had to use it...
 scribbs: @Air Biscuit Thanks :-)
 Air Biscuit: @scribbs i wouldent say crap so much as ide say it costs less on average than most furniture stores ive visited, and you get what you pay for. Decent value per dollar sometimes tho.
 scribbs: @Scoo Is Ikea stuff crap? Honest question.
 Peach: Those Swedes sure know how to put in almost everything you need.
 Borm Pumpies: Enjoy your affordable Swedish Crap!
Image 135951   10-05-16   Uploaded by    Bartleby
 scribbs: Not actually playing the game, they're just waving at the ball.
 LaeMi: The one in red looks like he knows nothing.
 LancesLeftNut: wave 'em like you just don't care....
 SomeCanadian: @sumodrsn But look at those fundamentals!
 Wet farts: Heil Spalding!
 sumodrsn: Which one of you cannot dunk?
Image 135950   10-05-16   Uploaded by    John Singapore
 redmonkey3: Australia
 underwear: Diapers from now on.
 midnightmosesuk: If I'd have experienced that, there would have been crap on everything. Even the ceiling.
 cenecia: Oh come on, you didn't even try lighting it on fire first.
 Sadbot: This kills the turlet
 Knice: @fanny Snek try every day to boop snoot in someone's business. Today snek not sneaky and someone got mad and smash snek's house. :-(
 Wet farts: Um, honey, where's my shotgun? Oh I used it to clean the toilet.
 SunWukong: @PenguinBartender Of course it is, look, they smashed up the toilet to free it.
 Unstableton: Oi, me bum's shittin snakes
 fanny: i want to know more...
 PenguinBartender: ...but is the snake ok?
 sporky: Proper response.
 a sedated moose: Ever have the shit scared back into ya?
 Knice: Can't blame them for not whacking off here!
Image 135949   10-05-16   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
 Shay: Destro knows every army needs at least one sharp-dressed man.
 Amy Housewine: Dem cheekbones.
 WotGives: Iceface from the Odyssey?
 WTF: He traveled time, for the future of mankind... and returned to Earth for the lucrative middle-management position with Staples.
 midnightmosesuk: Metal head.
 PenguinBartender: Jaime Fox before putting on his stage makeup.
 Soviette: In not and.
Image 135948   10-05-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Poop Bird: and all these years I've been snorting it
 Skaalar: .... I meant coke but that works too...
 Skaalar: Anymore come snacks?
 LancesLeftNut: love Pam
 DrPhibes: "Look down your shirt and spell 'attic'"
Image 135947   10-05-16   Uploaded by    joxxuh
 Grandmas Ghost: He brought the noodz to the party.
 Air Biscuit: Dont settle for off brand shirtkins.
 LaeMi: Just boyie things.
 DrinkMixMan: @Knice But the noodz we deserve.
 logono: White shirts always attract tomato sauce, some more than others.
 fanny: honey! i'm home! #135367
 Bert Bertbert: "I ordered Nachos!" - "Ahh but you see, I have your 'nachos' right here"
 ruiner: Back from picking wild spaghetti in the forest.
 sporky: What is your policy on spaghetti?
 Wet farts: Trick or treat!
 Amy Housewine: This seems to be coming quite the fashion.
 Knice: Not the noodz I asked for.
 boxboxbox: There's stains on his shirt already, mom's spaghetti
Image 135946   10-05-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
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