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228519  Teechur: Cats can keep their cardboard boxes.

228507  Teechur: @Zukero @Scoo You sure that's not a Banana Jr 6000?

228190  UltraBeverly: @Felicity So I was supposed to get the lechon for my sobrina's quinceanera, but the carniceria was closed by the time I had had a few drinks and maybe a quickie in the bar bathroom, so when I was driving home and I passed a hog farm... Well, one thing led to another and THIS happened. In the 1950's.

228516  TurkeyVulture: This beautiful people grabs back.

228470  a robot: All grown up: #228489

228489  a robot: Early days: #228470

228509  Dresdenkeogh: *devours pig in pitch-black room*

228474  a robot: Someone just out of frame is definitely making frantic waving motions that mean "let the mean man win"

228509  Teechur: @Science And the letter W from a Wilson tennis racket.

228480  a robot: God damn it, people

228515  Teechur: Platypi

228516  Teechur: Me and MY army, that's who!

228485  a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228459  Yurishiro: @fanny Brag!

228482  Teechur: @Otterman Okay...."I would like more information."

228459  Spazstatic: @fanny it's dying? I thought it just got homework assigned!

228495  a sedated moose: Is this the living painting thing from Arrested Development?

228516  Yurishiro: "No fucking way."

228483  Teechur: That last one should be Area 420, amirite?

228485  Teechur: ....bath, and beyond because you can get great deals there!

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228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.

228490 Ulillillia: @Prostata I Googled it, they look tasty

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228485 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.



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Score:
766
 
 DrinkMixMan: I got this merit badge in Scouts
 Robespierre: Nobody knows how to show kids how to party like Jack Chick
 Warrax: Hell yes. Time to take the ultimate journey!
 SoyUnPerdedor: "...these are a few of my favorite things... "
 midnightmosesuk: Four reasons to get out of bed in the morning.
 petepuma: Dick and Jane got dark
 Meow: The original Suicide Squad
 whiplash: INTERNET IS DOWN!
 A duck: Jack Kevorkian's guide to getting through 2016
 TurkeyVulture: Goofus.
 Off Topic: Butter knife, Tic Tacs, Water pistol, Auto erotic asphyxiation
 Mr. Shine: Archie comics are a lot different than I remember.
 Otterman: Don't do what Donny Dont does.
 Otterman: Knife held correctly, well done!
 Scoo: Marijuanas: Not Even One
 Knice: Well, they seem happy.
Image 135911   10-05-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
441
 
 Lestrange: Lancashire.
 sporky: @fanny that's fucked up. Seems like it's become a cover for actual crime rather than a funny/weird thing
 fanny: @sporky 3 followed a boy to school last week; they are asking ppl to not dress as clowns for halloween.
 Whatever: #2 surprise:the tickets are decals stuck to your shirt...
 Reddest of Necks: Lovecraft takes a job at the grand canyon board of tourism
 midnightmosesuk: I'm not worried, I have also been described as gloomy and horrifying.
 Borkf: @sporky @fanny There was a boom in balloon animal and custard pie populations last year, so it must be a habitat response.
 sporky: @fanny we've been getting the clowns too. It's fucked. They've threatened ppl and shut down schools.
 fanny: normally it's lovely here but there has been a lot of weird clown shit going on here
 fanny: gloomy and horrifying... that basically sums up central NY today...
 Scoo: Did Trump write that last one?
 Knice: My mission for today is to work 'relieving nature' into a conversation.
 Hiddentigerma: Oh. I see the wendigo section is back.
Image 135910   10-05-16   Uploaded by    LaeMi
Score:
304
 
 petepuma: What the hell? no no no NO NO NO NO NO!
 SomeOtherCanadian: But does he have the voice?
 Borkf: Also: #135908
Image 135909   10-05-16   Uploaded by    reply
Score:
980
 
 tib gubb: not a theocracy
 ThatGuy: @Whatever benghazi
 Whatever: Has Trump been informed of any of this? Or his supporters?
 TFChicken: Whoa! Ease off on having Colbert and Tyson I. the same post, that's almost too much Rad
Image 135908   10-05-16   Uploaded by    Chaplin
Score:
589
 
 XLY: I'd buy it...
 Side Boob: @Janston It's like Thursday night all over again!
 Noremak: Can I get it to post to my facebook feed every time I use it? That would be great
 Janston: @Side Boob if you can't say anything nice then don't say anything at all and insert them into your anus.
 petepuma: usb-en-wa
 tib gubb: asia is truly a place of wonder
 Side Boob: I can't think of anything tasteful to say about these :P
 WTF: Can you handle all 25 volts?
 Off Topic: If you can't get them in just try flipping them over; you might have it upside down.
 WaffleIron: USBeads
Image 135907   10-05-16   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
239
 
 SomeCanadian: @Sadbot Aftermath. @Noremak Buddy, if you can get your dick in one of those things you can call it anything you want.
 Noremak: @SomeCanadian Doea a tracheostoma job still count as head or just deeper throating?
 Sadbot: @SomeCanadian Do patients ask about that, specifically, or do you just deal with whatever aftermath? Also, I'm just imagining someone on a date saying "I'm not wearing any underwear...or my colostomy bag"
 a sedated moose: @SomeCanadian Oh, god. I didn't need to know that. +'d, though.
 Disembodiedfoot: I'm afraid that from now on you'll only be able to do things... half-assed.
 JohnCarcinogen: Butthorn 0.5
 SomeCanadian: @midnightmosesuk @Hiddentigerma As a doctor, I can affirm that people will fuck an ostomy hole. People (men) will put their dicks in there. In the hole. *shakes head*
 DarkTeddy: ;;;;)))))
 midnightmosesuk: Well, nothing funnier than jokes about cancer. I do love a good cancer joke.
 Hiddentigerma: So if he has sex with men does that make a ;D
Image 135906   10-05-16   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
Score:
584
 
 Skaalar: Well, at least it's not a generic wizard or RUSH reference.... even though I love both of those things
 a robot: Gets in fights with the owner of #81143
 filthylaw: I wanna see dickbutt pasta
 DrinkMixMan: @Janston Wherein the owner exposes his Rod'N'Berries
 Micro Jackson: Dan's Space Van! Google it, motherfuckers!
 Janston: The Gene Rodvanberry
 Wet farts: Moms basement on wheels
 Warrax: Best kidnapping I've even been on.
 Scoo: If this van's a warpin', don't come a' ...something
 TFChicken: @Knice I don't want to boldly know what has been going on in that van
 TFChicken: @Knice I don't want to boldly know what has been going on in that van
 Knice: ...to boldly go where no van has gone before.
Image 135905   10-05-16   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
835
 
 SpaceCow: "Hello, I am an endangered white tiger. Do not hunt me."
 midnightmosesuk: THAT is an unhappy looking tiger. Not a good combination.
 Darkasnoon: @bug Kimba* the white lion
 Fishy: HE'S BACK.
 ClockworkJackalope: Winning
 bug: All work and no play makes Simba a dull boy.
 Hiddentigerma: @SunWukong That is where I get my username from.
 Knice: Frosted Murder-Floof
 San DoDo: @SunWukong haha, wot
 SunWukong: Cocaine Tiger Chasing Dragon.
 Hiddentigerma: Other tiger not happy.
 Derp Herpigan: Throw another snowball. I dare you.
Image 135904   10-05-16   Uploaded by    habbekratz
Score:
310
 
 Fantasy: agreed @Hiddentigerma
 whiplash: Very similar to my request, except I wanted an inflatable Tina Fey on the bed and an actual puppy hidden somewhere in the room (I might look for it, depends on Tina).
 SomeCanadian: framed *AND SIGNED*
 Hiddentigerma: @NoRagrets Or wizard.
 NoRagrets: Sociopath.
Image 135903   10-05-16   Uploaded by    Hippitus Hoppitus
Score:
518
 
 Hiddentigerma: @Mord Tingies Invention has about 4 mothers. It's a really strange situation with his family.
 WaffleIron: Small wheels are not good wheels
 cishet: ...Portland.
 champeen: Rad because pulled that idea put out of his ass and made it happen
 Mord Tingies: Necessity is the mother of invention.
Image 135902   10-05-16   Uploaded by    sunset blues
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