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272647  Science: Except he isn't snuggling - he's clawing the shit out of it with his hind legs. The photographer happened to get a shot in with no motion.

272656  Science: Loose butthole.

272643  Scoo: There's a lot to parse here

272652  FabricMan: @a robot What's not to like?

272670  salmiakki: He looks so proud!

272540  Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272657  FabricMan: Nope. Not touching this

272658  Scoo: Cloudy with a chance of insufferable

272661  Spazstatic: If it's hot, you close the windows and turn on the AC. If it's cool, you turn off the AC and open the window.

272659  tib gubb: still think veganism is harmless?

272635  Side Boob: *Sweet Georgia Brown plays in background*

272645  charlemagne: once the other players go home I'm allowed on the pitch yippee

272648  charlemagne: weegies

272654  charlemagne: @Jalamunch Totorito rather have no heart then no sandwich

272643  lecj07: "I see you taking pics. Think you so clever doing it as a selfie."

272653  grizzly: What has brown done for me lately?

272658  grizzly: It's normally all the terrible things done to people that leads to alcoholism!

272586  tib gubb: @Not A Bot We here at spaceship have come to know that it is better to brand perfectly than to incubate cyber-macro-magnetically. The all-hands meetings factor is ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will envisioneer the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "blog-based". The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not user-defined.

272651  a robot: I'd rather pet this kitty :P

272652  a robot: I mean this is a cute baby, but...

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272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

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Score:
766
 
 DrinkMixMan: I got this merit badge in Scouts
 l0dan: Nobody knows how to show kids how to party like Jack Chick
 Warrax: Hell yes. Time to take the ultimate journey!
 SoyUnPerdedor: "...these are a few of my favorite things... "
 midnightmosesuk: Four reasons to get out of bed in the morning.
 petepuma: Dick and Jane got dark
 Meow: The original Suicide Squad
 whiplash: INTERNET IS DOWN!
 A duck: Jack Kevorkian's guide to getting through 2016
 obama: Goofus.
 Off Topic: Butter knife, Tic Tacs, Water pistol, Auto erotic asphyxiation
 Mr. Shine: Archie comics are a lot different than I remember.
 Otterman: Don't do what Donny Dont does.
 Otterman: Knife held correctly, well done!
 Hippitus Hoppitus: Marijuanas: Not Even One
 Knice: Well, they seem happy.
Image 135911   10-05-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
441
 
 Lestrange: Lancashire.
 sporky: @fanny that's fucked up. Seems like it's become a cover for actual crime rather than a funny/weird thing
 fanny: @sporky 3 followed a boy to school last week; they are asking ppl to not dress as clowns for halloween.
 Whatever: #2 surprise:the tickets are decals stuck to your shirt...
 Reddest of Necks: Lovecraft takes a job at the grand canyon board of tourism
 midnightmosesuk: I'm not worried, I have also been described as gloomy and horrifying.
 Borkf: @sporky @fanny There was a boom in balloon animal and custard pie populations last year, so it must be a habitat response.
 sporky: @fanny we've been getting the clowns too. It's fucked. They've threatened ppl and shut down schools.
 fanny: normally it's lovely here but there has been a lot of weird clown shit going on here
 fanny: gloomy and horrifying... that basically sums up central NY today...
 Gluten Fee: Did Trump write that last one?
 Knice: My mission for today is to work 'relieving nature' into a conversation.
 Hiddentigerma: Oh. I see the wendigo section is back.
Image 135910   10-05-16   Uploaded by    LaeMi
Score:
304
 
 petepuma: What the hell? no no no NO NO NO NO NO!
 SomeOtherCanadian: But does he have the voice?
 Borkf: Also: #135908
Image 135909   10-05-16   Uploaded by    reply
Score:
980
 
 tib gubb: not a theocracy
 ThatGuy: @Whatever benghazi
 Whatever: Has Trump been informed of any of this? Or his supporters?
 TFChicken: Whoa! Ease off on having Colbert and Tyson I. the same post, that's almost too much Rad
Image 135908   10-05-16   Uploaded by    Chaplin
Score:
589
 
 XLY: I'd buy it...
 Side Boob: @Janston It's like Thursday night all over again!
 Noremak: Can I get it to post to my facebook feed every time I use it? That would be great
 Janston: @Side Boob if you can't say anything nice then don't say anything at all and insert them into your anus.
 petepuma: usb-en-wa
 tib gubb: asia is truly a place of wonder
 Side Boob: I can't think of anything tasteful to say about these :P
 WTF: Can you handle all 25 volts?
 Off Topic: If you can't get them in just try flipping them over; you might have it upside down.
 WaffleIron: USBeads
Image 135907   10-05-16   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
239
 
 SomeCanadian: @Sadbot Aftermath. @Noremak Buddy, if you can get your dick in one of those things you can call it anything you want.
 Noremak: @SomeCanadian Doea a tracheostoma job still count as head or just deeper throating?
 Sadbot: @SomeCanadian Do patients ask about that, specifically, or do you just deal with whatever aftermath? Also, I'm just imagining someone on a date saying "I'm not wearing any underwear...or my colostomy bag"
 a sedated moose: @SomeCanadian Oh, god. I didn't need to know that. +'d, though.
 Disembodiedfoot: I'm afraid that from now on you'll only be able to do things... half-assed.
 JohnCarcinogen: Butthorn 0.5
 SomeCanadian: @midnightmosesuk @Hiddentigerma As a doctor, I can affirm that people will fuck an ostomy hole. People (men) will put their dicks in there. In the hole. *shakes head*
 DarkTeddy: ;;;;)))))
 midnightmosesuk: Well, nothing funnier than jokes about cancer. I do love a good cancer joke.
 Hiddentigerma: So if he has sex with men does that make a ;D
Image 135906   10-05-16   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
Score:
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 Skaalar: Well, at least it's not a generic wizard or RUSH reference.... even though I love both of those things
 a robot: Gets in fights with the owner of #81143
 filthylaw: I wanna see dickbutt pasta
 DrinkMixMan: @Janston Wherein the owner exposes his Rod'N'Berries
 Micro Jackson: Dan's Space Van! Google it, motherfuckers!
 Janston: The Gene Rodvanberry
 Wet farts: Moms basement on wheels
 Warrax: Best kidnapping I've even been on.
 Back Door Dan: If this van's a warpin', don't come a' ...something
 TFChicken: @Knice I don't want to boldly know what has been going on in that van
 TFChicken: @Knice I don't want to boldly know what has been going on in that van
 Knice: ...to boldly go where no van has gone before.
Image 135905   10-05-16   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
835
 
 SpaceCow: "Hello, I am an endangered white tiger. Do not hunt me."
 midnightmosesuk: THAT is an unhappy looking tiger. Not a good combination.
 Darkasnoon: @bug Kimba* the white lion
 Fishy: HE'S BACK.
 ClockworkJackalope: Winning
 bug: All work and no play makes Simba a dull boy.
 Hiddentigerma: @SunWukong That is where I get my username from.
 Knice: Frosted Murder-Floof
 San DoDo: @SunWukong haha, wot
 SunWukong: Cocaine Tiger Chasing Dragon.
 Hiddentigerma: Other tiger not happy.
 Derp Herpigan: Throw another snowball. I dare you.
Image 135904   10-05-16   Uploaded by    habbekratz
Score:
310
 
 Fantasy: agreed @Hiddentigerma
 whiplash: Very similar to my request, except I wanted an inflatable Tina Fey on the bed and an actual puppy hidden somewhere in the room (I might look for it, depends on Tina).
 SomeCanadian: framed *AND SIGNED*
 Hiddentigerma: @NoRagrets Or wizard.
 NoRagrets: Sociopath.
Image 135903   10-05-16   Uploaded by    Hippitus Hoppitus
Score:
518
 
 Hiddentigerma: @Mord Tingies Invention has about 4 mothers. It's a really strange situation with his family.
 WaffleIron: Small wheels are not good wheels
 cishet: ...Portland.
 champeen: Rad because pulled that idea put out of his ass and made it happen
 Mord Tingies: Necessity is the mother of invention.
Image 135902   10-05-16   Uploaded by    sunset blues
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