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243487  Annoying Vegan : What about Naughty Multiverse?

243540  wolfpk: ELF on the Shelf demands "favors" for a good report.


243196  tib gubb: my personal rule about this kind of thing goes the same as with guns - i'll stop when everyone else does.

243537  WannaBee: @jochenau 8,001

243545  wolfpk: Which Harry Potter?

243199  tib gubb: safety regulations aren't for do-ers


243205  tib gubb: @Mr. Whiskers lmbo

243218  tib gubb: nobody likes emo sonic

243219  tib gubb: you saved 80 cents, but at what cost?

243542  Annoying Vegan : I chew it all day, except at mealtimes when I stick it behind my ear.

243526  Springbok: The only thing better than a pupper is a frosted pupper.

243544  Not A Bot: that's a long time to have an erection

243537  Springbok: @jochenau Literally 8,001

243539  Springbok: I bet he likes Oreos.

243540  Springbok: I always knew Elf on the Shelf had some crooked shit going on

243542  Springbok: Too many churros

243543  Side Boob: This is fake news. Theres no money flying into his wallet. Everything else is spot on :P

243534  Bagels: the kitty is watching and sees all

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243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

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 Robespierre: Nobody knows how to show kids how to party like Jack Chick
 Warrax: Hell yes. Time to take the ultimate journey!
 SoyUnPerdedor: "...these are a few of my favorite things... "
 midnightmosesuk: Four reasons to get out of bed in the morning.
 petepuma: Dick and Jane got dark
 Meow: The original Suicide Squad
 whiplash: INTERNET IS DOWN!
 A duck: Jack Kevorkian's guide to getting through 2016
 TurkeyVulture: Goofus.
 Off Topic: Butter knife, Tic Tacs, Water pistol, Auto erotic asphyxiation
 Mr. Shine: Archie comics are a lot different than I remember.
 Otterman: Don't do what Donny Dont does.
 Otterman: Knife held correctly, well done!
 Scoo: Marijuanas: Not Even One
 Knice: Well, they seem happy.
Image 135911   10-05-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
 Lestrange: Lancashire.
 sporky: @fanny that's fucked up. Seems like it's become a cover for actual crime rather than a funny/weird thing
 fanny: @sporky 3 followed a boy to school last week; they are asking ppl to not dress as clowns for halloween.
 Whatever: #2 surprise:the tickets are decals stuck to your shirt...
 Reddest of Necks: Lovecraft takes a job at the grand canyon board of tourism
 midnightmosesuk: I'm not worried, I have also been described as gloomy and horrifying.
 Borkf: @sporky @fanny There was a boom in balloon animal and custard pie populations last year, so it must be a habitat response.
 sporky: @fanny we've been getting the clowns too. It's fucked. They've threatened ppl and shut down schools.
 fanny: normally it's lovely here but there has been a lot of weird clown shit going on here
 fanny: gloomy and horrifying... that basically sums up central NY today...
 Scoo: Did Trump write that last one?
 Knice: My mission for today is to work 'relieving nature' into a conversation.
 Hiddentigerma: Oh. I see the wendigo section is back.
Image 135910   10-05-16   Uploaded by    LaeMi
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 SomeOtherCanadian: But does he have the voice?
 Borkf: Also: #135908
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 TFChicken: Whoa! Ease off on having Colbert and Tyson I. the same post, that's almost too much Rad
Image 135908   10-05-16   Uploaded by    Chaplin
 XLY: I'd buy it...
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 midnightmosesuk: Well, nothing funnier than jokes about cancer. I do love a good cancer joke.
 Hiddentigerma: So if he has sex with men does that make a ;D
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 a robot: Gets in fights with the owner of #81143
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 Janston: The Gene Rodvanberry
 Wet farts: Moms basement on wheels
 Warrax: Best kidnapping I've even been on.
 Scoo: If this van's a warpin', don't come a' ...something
 TFChicken: @Knice I don't want to boldly know what has been going on in that van
 TFChicken: @Knice I don't want to boldly know what has been going on in that van
 Knice: boldly go where no van has gone before.
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 bug: All work and no play makes Simba a dull boy.
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 Knice: Frosted Murder-Floof
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 Hiddentigerma: Other tiger not happy.
 Derp Herpigan: Throw another snowball. I dare you.
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 Fantasy: agreed @Hiddentigerma
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 SomeCanadian: framed *AND SIGNED*
 Hiddentigerma: @NoRagrets Or wizard.
 NoRagrets: Sociopath.
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 WaffleIron: Small wheels are not good wheels
 cishet: ...Portland.
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 Mord Tingies: Necessity is the mother of invention.
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