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263099  tib gubb: kermit should have died with jim henson. the shaaaaaame

263101  tib gubb: dang you snek

263103  tib gubb: yeah, pretty much.

263079  Prostata: I wish they were this organized here. They mostly just send a single truck out to smear the snow around

263073  Robespierre: @WTF Truk dryvr dick to smol tu du thet

263074  Robespierre: This Robert Smith cosplay is weird

263078  Robespierre: Death Row of North Korea

263079  Robespierre: I love a parade

263104  Robespierre: I call the lynx-ish one Tufty

263106  Robespierre: Poseidon returns

263079  Prostata: I wish they were this organized here. They mostly just send a single truck out to smear the snow around

263111  Shay: Timely, yada yada.

263069  Prostata: Freedom of speech gives you the right to act stupid but no immunity from the appearance of such.

263096  Spazstatic: Thank you for your service.

263109  Robespierre: Tuk-tuk is bamboozled

263109  Not A Bot: First, the Santa and the Easter Bunny fall, nothing is as it seems. You run to your parents as your young mind reels with confusion. They stare blankly at you before peeling off rubber masks, revealing they were both Don Knotts all along.

263094  Mr. Whiskers: You look like mochaccino art

263107  WTF: Who is the real Slim Shady?

263098  Mr. Whiskers: Its whiskery in there

263027  rory: @Not A Bot same here

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262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

262800 ignatz: @tib gubb vvv

263070 ThoughtlessGentleman: i love your wife too!!!

262885 Felicity: You'll have to speak up, I have a b@n@n@ in my nose

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

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 Skaalar: I'm saving this image for science reasons.
 Porbo Mellus: @Scoo oh my god this made me bust out laughing
 RiderFan: @Hiddentigerma Good point.
 LaeMi: So that's why computers used to come with cup-holders!
 ShoKusogi: I'm going to need a bigger cup...
 Cami: There are plenty of nice people giving it away. You may have to put on clean clothes and engage in a little chit-chat but making a connection with someone is so worth it.
 ThatGuy: @carpwoman is it really any worse than a plastic phallus? Or are you just remarking on the "homemade" aspect?
 duckfarts: hey, it's just a little good, clean fun
 Otterman: Prison lessons?
 Hiddentigerma: @RiderFan Apparently not for whoever made this one.
 fanny: username upload combo!
 RiderFan: Unless it is an XXL latex glove and large cup, you're going to encounter some problems.
 Retromancer: This is called a "Fifi" in prison.
 flowers: Ewwwwww really?
 Scoo: Pinterest for Lonely Dudes
 mwoody: God help you if you screw up which way the sponges are facing.
 Nothing: Well I know what I'm doing this weekend
 questionable: never let it be said the youth of today are not resourceful
 sparename: @Kidneythief She has all the right holes in the wrong places...
 Kidneythief: @sparename how is Mrs Potatohead these days?
 sparename: Surround it by potatoes and fill it with cold water to feel like a coupla exes ago,
Image 135604   10-03-16   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
 Poop Bird: pass that shit
 Jotun: Little known fact: Polar bears were once known as "Nanny bears" in the far north for their even temperament and gentle nature around humans.
 duckfarts: pound it
 SpaceCow: This is the only know photo from the signing of the Great Northern Ursine Treaty of '57.
 Warrax: ...last know photo.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Five seconds later, the mauling was complete.
 Kidneythief: So that's how they aquire Coca-Cola bears!
 Shay: Thanks for watching the kids tonight Boris, here's your money.
 questionable: I always rad community outreach
Image 135603   10-03-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 LaeMi: It's to keep the sand out.
 seahawks: Shock absorbing heat resistant foam for high impact hits.
 duckfarts: @Quackzy and then there's france
 fanny: does this rule also apply to @Peter Pantsless?
 Warrax: @Knice I would go to the beach with you.
 Quackzy: Well yeah, beach nudity is "offensive" and would lead to being "under arrest."
 Kidneythief: You don't want the fish to bite your worm.
 questionable: well, of course, otherwise you're going to get sand on the tenderness
 Knice: That's how I do it.
Image 135602   10-03-16   Uploaded by    burritos
 jackthesmack: though many mocked him for it, Bobo always knew in his heart of hearts that he was a majestic Andalusian war-sallion born in the body of a dog
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 questionable: @questionable today I learned one word is part of another word, thank you friends for all your support & good wishes
 questionable: no one's going to tread on a moose, that's just pclassicerous. also, where's the Molson
 KL1NGON: Anyone that would tread on a Canadian is the low kind of jerk that would kick a puppy.
Image 135601   10-03-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 duckfarts: is this the human centipede thing i heard about
 Air Biscuit: @Skinr yeah, that guys aradesh of shady sands, he was tandis father and then she went on to found the new california republic later. Richard dean Anderson did a voice in there too.
 Radstarboom: @Skinr FMV from fallout 1, same as the Tony Jay one actually.
 Skinr: what's the right-hand picture of Tony Shaloub? Is it from one of those FMV games on the Sega CD?
 questionable: well, would you look at that. different actors were in different things. thank you for sharing & never stop dreaming
 Shay: I liked it when Kevin Bacon was involved.
 Radstarboom: @ClockworkJackalope I think it's conclusive proof batman exists in the princess bride universe.
 Janston: There's gotta be something here above my head.
 ClockworkJackalope: I don't get it
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 whiplash: Formerly NoBra Street.
 ShoKusogi: Most expensive place in the world for earthquake insurance.
 Red: warning: potholes
 Kidneythief: Is this the new twerking?
 questionable: named after that thing that happens when all the noise happens in dubstep and everyone shits on the walls
 ClockworkJackalope: Named after sir Reginald titwabble
 LaeMi: Cars with Bulgarian Air-bags get priority.
Image 135599   10-03-16   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
 Poop Bird: Saugus is a shithole
 LaeMi: There is a Dr. Death in my mum's home town (She insists it is pronounced 'deeth')
 Annoying Vegan : My dentist is called Dr. Chu. True story.
 questionable: what I've learned is if my business has a sort of funny name, I can get free advertising posting it to A-G
 Shay: Who gargled first?
 Janston: Butch and Tony practice Reiki therapy on autos, it would seem.
 ModelTRex: Plowing slow... with a hammer!
Image 135598   10-03-16   Uploaded by    icloud
 questionable: I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul
 Sadbot: I can see hitting elk, deer and moose who like to jump out of the trees on the side of the road, but what kind of drunk hick do you have to be to hit a cow in their native habitat of boring plains which you can see for miles?
 Janston: Wal-Mart parking lot 1-0
 ModelTRex: Pretty sure it's 1-1.
 Kidneythief: That was a missed-steak
Image 135597   10-03-16   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
 Mord Tingies: Skeleton walks into a bar and asks: 'can I have a pint of lager and a mop'
 whiplash: "Lung cancer? No problem!"
 SpaceCow: @Jaunty Shrimp Who could ask for more.
 Warrax: @BILL DOOR I KNOW, RIGHT? And "normal" as in the kind I'm never invited to.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Obligatory Dead Man's Party reference
 questionable: *sounds of laughing and jaunty xylophone*
 Janston: Strip poker went down to the bones. That ante is too rich for my blood, skin, and organs. I'm out.
 Peter Pantsless: "Jesus, Phil, are you in or not?"
 Kidneythief: Just dooting with the guys.
 SkidSolo: Someone should tell those guys that smoking is bad for your health.
Image 135596   10-03-16   Uploaded by    Musician
 KL1NGON: You gotta be careful of your surroundings when tripping... there's too many dudes here for one thing.
 ch: man it is about time [FX: psychedelicals]
Image 135595   10-03-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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