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249152  Dresdenkeogh: @Robespierre @a sedated moose this aggression will not stand, Bud.

249152  tib gubb: that kid looks mighty insufferable; i'm cheering for bud.

249155  Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew and his mother's conical ears and itty-bitty nips

168151  Felicity: I miss square spaceships

249156  Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew same, a solidarity of sorts. An "i'm not the only one to feel like this and somebody made something beautiful out of this feeling, so maybe I can too. "

249158  Dresdenkeogh: Mother earth's political cartoon on the "drain the swamp" campaign promise. Hard to drain anything when you put yourself above it all.

249169  VoR: ...huh, the more you know...

249168  Felicity: @Robespierre I*ve seen worse. At least it has a convex hairline and not bangs

249173  Dresdenkeogh: My dad has a saying that I have adopted. "Bumper stickers are like cats, with every one you have over two, the crazy starts going up exponentially.

249169  Not A Bot: Still smiling despite fucking cancer? Have a radvote, my friend.

249171  Felicity: @Christina Is that true?

249173  Felicity: When she only had ten cats

249168  Shay: Ironically, Johnny Cash's darkest days was when he wasn't the man in black.

249166  Dresdenkeogh: Jake the dog , and fins the human

249172  Dresdenkeogh: Tonight a comedian died in the streets of New York. I took his coffee mug.

249159  Dresdenkeogh: @Robespierre protection. "That's a nice leg you got there, would be a real shame if someone were to chomp down on it with bite force of roughly 3,700 psi and shake it around like a terrier killing a rat. That'd be a real shame. " ( I googled the bite force and couldn't find a funny equivalent that was easily rephrased in this context. But I did find out that an adult male walrus weighs in at roughly 3700 lbs, so that's an adult male walrus per square inch.)

249155  tib gubb: you're so cute, i'm gonna name you fwuffin mcwhiskers

249172  Teechur: This made me crack a smile.

249159  Christina: @Robespierre Talk about Jibbers Crabst, our lord and savior.

249161  Dresdenkeogh: Lion's head beer's riddles are getting pretty esoteric/nihilistic.

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249040 DrNinjaman: @savvoy I wouldn't mind being dropped on that bottom, if you know what I mean! Getting sucked away sounds pretty good too, in an ethnic sort of way.

248937 Spazstatic: @Science @Side Boob thank you both.

248995 glenalec: I'd like to ride a bike to work, but the roads around here honestly terrify me! :-(

248935 glenalec: @savvoy - Genuine LOL. Nice one!

249142 funny in the wall: It doesnt, they usually come on the side. @dangerkeith3000

248999 Entertainmentalist: Stays mostly within the mammalian phylum!

248968 Christina: @raditzu rly!

248966 raditzu: still better than tidepods

248965 glenalec: I'm always understandably relieved when my pee is clear thru yellow because it's like fuck year my kidneys aren't bleeding today.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro



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 carpwoman: @ThatGuy - Just not something I'd like to see here.
 Skaalar: I'm saving this image for science reasons.
 Porbo Mellus: @Scoo oh my god this made me bust out laughing
 RiderFan: @Hiddentigerma Good point.
 LaeMi: So that's why computers used to come with cup-holders!
 ShoKusogi: I'm going to need a bigger cup...
 Cami: There are plenty of nice people giving it away. You may have to put on clean clothes and engage in a little chit-chat but making a connection with someone is so worth it.
 ThatGuy: @carpwoman is it really any worse than a plastic phallus? Or are you just remarking on the "homemade" aspect?
 duckfarts: hey, it's just a little good, clean fun
 Otterman: Prison lessons?
 Hiddentigerma: @RiderFan Apparently not for whoever made this one.
 fanny: username upload combo!
 RiderFan: Unless it is an XXL latex glove and large cup, you're going to encounter some problems.
 Retromancer: This is called a "Fifi" in prison.
 carpwoman: Ewwwwww really?
 Scoo: Pinterest for Lonely Dudes
 mwoody: God help you if you screw up which way the sponges are facing.
 Nothing: Well I know what I'm doing this weekend
 questionable: never let it be said the youth of today are not resourceful
 sparename: @Kidneythief She has all the right holes in the wrong places...
 Kidneythief: @sparename how is Mrs Potatohead these days?
 sparename: Surround it by potatoes and fill it with cold water to feel like a coupla exes ago,
Image 135604   10-03-16   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
645
 
 Poop Bird: pass that shit
 Jotun: Little known fact: Polar bears were once known as "Nanny bears" in the far north for their even temperament and gentle nature around humans.
 duckfarts: pound it
 SpaceCow: This is the only know photo from the signing of the Great Northern Ursine Treaty of '57.
 Warrax: ...last know photo.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Five seconds later, the mauling was complete.
 Kidneythief: So that's how they aquire Coca-Cola bears!
 Shay: Thanks for watching the kids tonight Boris, here's your money.
 questionable: I always rad community outreach
Image 135603   10-03-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
715
 
 LaeMi: It's to keep the sand out.
 seahawks: Shock absorbing heat resistant foam for high impact hits.
 duckfarts: @Quackzy and then there's france
 fanny: does this rule also apply to @Peter Pantsless?
 Warrax: @Knice I would go to the beach with you.
 Quackzy: Well yeah, beach nudity is "offensive" and would lead to being "under arrest."
 Kidneythief: You don't want the fish to bite your worm.
 questionable: well, of course, otherwise you're going to get sand on the tenderness
 Knice: That's how I do it.
Image 135602   10-03-16   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
454
 
 jackthesmack: though many mocked him for it, Bobo always knew in his heart of hearts that he was a majestic Andalusian war-sallion born in the body of a dog
 questionable: @Ulillillia that's the joke
 Ulillillia: @questionable Molson is preposterous
 questionable: @questionable today I learned one word is part of another word, thank you friends for all your support & good wishes
 questionable: no one's going to tread on a moose, that's just pclassicerous. also, where's the Molson
 KL1NGON: Anyone that would tread on a Canadian is the low kind of jerk that would kick a puppy.
Image 135601   10-03-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
87
 
 duckfarts: is this the human centipede thing i heard about
 Air Biscuit: @Skinr yeah, that guys aradesh of shady sands, he was tandis father and then she went on to found the new california republic later. Richard dean Anderson did a voice in there too.
 Radstarboom: @Skinr FMV from fallout 1, same as the Tony Jay one actually.
 Skinr: what's the right-hand picture of Tony Shaloub? Is it from one of those FMV games on the Sega CD?
 questionable: well, would you look at that. different actors were in different things. thank you for sharing & never stop dreaming
 Shay: I liked it when Kevin Bacon was involved.
 Radstarboom: @ClockworkJackalope I think it's conclusive proof batman exists in the princess bride universe.
 Janston: There's gotta be something here above my head.
 ClockworkJackalope: I don't get it
Image 135600   10-03-16   Uploaded by    Radstarboom
Score:
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 whiplash: Formerly NoBra Street.
 ShoKusogi: Most expensive place in the world for earthquake insurance.
 Red: warning: potholes
 Kidneythief: Is this the new twerking?
 questionable: named after that thing that happens when all the noise happens in dubstep and everyone shits on the walls
 ClockworkJackalope: Named after sir Reginald titwabble
 LaeMi: Cars with Bulgarian Air-bags get priority.
Image 135599   10-03-16   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
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 Poop Bird: Saugus is a shithole
 LaeMi: There is a Dr. Death in my mum's home town (She insists it is pronounced 'deeth')
 Annoying Vegan : My dentist is called Dr. Chu. True story.
 questionable: what I've learned is if my business has a sort of funny name, I can get free advertising posting it to A-G
 Shay: Who gargled first?
 Janston: Butch and Tony practice Reiki therapy on autos, it would seem.
 ModelTRex: Plowing slow... with a hammer!
Image 135598   10-03-16   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
306
 
 questionable: I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul
 Sadbot: I can see hitting elk, deer and moose who like to jump out of the trees on the side of the road, but what kind of drunk hick do you have to be to hit a cow in their native habitat of boring plains which you can see for miles?
 Janston: Wal-Mart parking lot 1-0
 ModelTRex: Pretty sure it's 1-1.
 Kidneythief: That was a missed-steak
Image 135597   10-03-16   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
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 ignatz: Skeleton walks into a bar and asks: 'can I have a pint of lager and a mop'
 whiplash: "Lung cancer? No problem!"
 SpaceCow: @Jaunty Shrimp Who could ask for more.
 Warrax: @BILL DOOR I KNOW, RIGHT? And "normal" as in the kind I'm never invited to.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Obligatory Dead Man's Party reference
 BILL DOOR: THIS LOOKS LIKE A PERFECTLY NORMAL SOCIAL GATHERING.
 questionable: *sounds of laughing and jaunty xylophone*
 Janston: Strip poker went down to the bones. That ante is too rich for my blood, skin, and organs. I'm out.
 Peter Pantsless: "Jesus, Phil, are you in or not?"
 Kidneythief: Just dooting with the guys.
 SkidSolo: Someone should tell those guys that smoking is bad for your health.
Image 135596   10-03-16   Uploaded by    Musician
Score:
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 KL1NGON: You gotta be careful of your surroundings when tripping... there's too many dudes here for one thing.
 ch: man it is about time [FX: psychedelicals]
Image 135595   10-03-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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