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216344  Yurishiro: No he didn't!

216183  Science: "Woah - sorry bro, you're not on the list. Back of the line"

216190  Science: Slams "Enemy" button repeatedly

216347  Yurishiro: Yup, that's the government M.O.

216348  Yurishiro: He's such a cool head he's used as a refrigerator.

216203  Science: @Nope: Can't deny me, bitch. I always win in the end.

216349  Yurishiro: Times were ruff in 2010 B.C.

216215  Science: Slugs? He created slugs?

216224  Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216357  realjon: Omg where did you find this?? I have an uncle I NEED to get this for.

216232  Science: I say we start a war on May the 5th. Maybe call it Cinco de Quatro?

216268  Science: Connie Chung rubs this in his face every year.

216270  Science: @wolfpk: Wrong part though

216274  Science: @trelyate: I don't know - I'm sure there will be plenty of guys in masks groping mustachioed fellows.

216288  Science: @Air Biscuit: 15-20 pounds

216321  Mad Collager: At least one vehicle using this road was very effishient.

216357  Tacorleone: Goat at home, hold the phone

216304  Science: What kind of chip you got in there - a Dorito?

216308  Science: @Nope: But not doorknobs. They were invented in 1878. Therefore, the parents couldn't figure out how to get into the room and had to break the door down.

216313  Science: IS that like a boy band?

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216231 binglesnort: "Lisa's casting spells at an eighth grade level, you've sinned against nature"

216237 wolfpk: Trying not to puke!

216190 Science: Slams "Enemy" button repeatedly

216299 zrj235: if you eat a little baking soda or antacid when you take amphetamines, it can make them absorb better

216273 Teechur: @fanny @boozer Oh, yeah, they do! My 16 y-o daughter finds hers every now and then and plays all kinds of music on it for a couple of weeks. Then it gets "lost" again.

216098 addend: "The good news is that we didn't find any polyps..."

216191 Rev80: Finally, a public park with spooning practice equipment

216143 wolfpk: Now that's what I call a salad! Where do you get it?

216141 Rev80: Don't use that hydrant.. It's full of Super Mario Brothers Rule34 images..

216140 Robespierre: Hell of a posse you got there.

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 Jaktai: Scorpions does not have skeletons.
 Jotun: Dootpion
 Dr. Bathroom: 2 spoopy.
 gorilla: Wake up in a bathtub full of ice.
 Korrok: Awww yeeyah!
 Mr. Shine: I fought this boss in Terraria
 Annoying Vegan : Michaels has some weird shit this time of year.
 Lestrange: Someone doesn't know his exoskeleton from his lame ass.
 PenguinBartender: I love it when skeletons remember the skele-ears
 SomeOtherCanadian: *exoskeleton
 grizzly: That's not how it works. Thats not how any of this works.
 Scoo: Gracias, Senor Escorpion -- doot, doot!
 WaffleIron: Skelorpian!
Image 135545   10-03-16   Uploaded by    mrdiron
 Science: Fun fact: "Lycasin's known side effects in adults include bloating, explosive diarrhea, intestinal gurgling or rumbling (borborygmi), and flatulence."
 Dr. Bathroom: Pure fire.
 Mr. Shine: Sorbitol will also dump your entire supply of stomach acid right down the ol' Out Pipe.
 DrinkMixMan: It's okay to eat a whole thing of gummi bears by yourself.
 Borkf: Hydrogenated Glucose Syrup is not an adequate description of the horrors which lie within. I should really experiment with the Erythritol we got through at work.
 Warrax: Stomach discomfort? When your product turns the consumer's asshole in to old faithful, you should be able to say so.
 grizzly: Is it working yet? No? Take twice the recommended amount then.
 Fett4life: NOPE
 jochenau: Serving Size: 4 packages
 Knice: That's enough for a Challenger-style o-ring failure. )O(
 WaffleIron: FIVE POUNDS!
 Darkasnoon: My bowels hurt just looking at this
Image 135544   10-03-16   Uploaded by    Never AFK
 Shay: This is son no one talks about at Bob Ross' Thanksgiving dinner.
 Mr. Shine: Baphomet: The Musical!
 scribbs: (Sorry, KITH)
 scribbs: "Now we're cooking with evil gas!"
 Amy Housewine: Hey goat, your human mask has slipped down.
 msmstud: I am ready to entertain the children.
 PenguinBartender: These Skyrim texture mods are just getting ridiculous.
 hajjpodge: Hail Satan
 Stephen Milkmus: @Knice No way. He was definitely just like "Hello friends."
 Knice: "HOOOYAAARGH!!!"
Image 135543   10-03-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Hiddentigerma: @Wet farts would it still be cute if the milk was laced with anthrax?
 scribbs: Good dog.
 Fett4life: The hill's are alive with...this.
 Wet farts: Well isn't this just goddamn adorable.
Image 135542   10-03-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Image 135541 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by jackthesmack. You have brought shame on us, jackthesmack.
 Air Biscuit: @LaeMi *hands you the bottle of scotch
 LaeMi: Your BBQ wasn't at an Antartic base by any chance?
 Teechur: Barking Dead starts soon.
 tamarindo: Every bite you take, I'll be watching you
Image 135540   10-03-16   Uploaded by    RiderFan
 hex0: Good thing he wasn't armed with a apple
 a spider plan: ALLIGATORS TAIL: Normally timid -- when provoked, the alligator lashes out with a mighty swipe of his tail. Charged with Rum. .90
 Mr. Shine: G'waannn I dares ya!
 scribbs: "No, no, no. You're choking up on the rifle!"
 Micro Jackson: Make my day
 SunWukong: They don't like it up 'em.
 cenecia: Stab 'em with the pointy end!
 Janston: Testing for the bayonet resistant dress shirt did not end well.
 Jayfu: "Do you SEE this haircut? Come at me bro!"
 Knice: "What are you going to do, bayonet me?"
Image 135539   10-03-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
 itskando: Legs of serious alibaster
 petepuma: at least this won out over the Burger King masks
 scribbs: @jochenau Careful now.
 Fett4life: The McTripple. With a large Watchinyoass
 Scoo: This porn is feared
 PenguinBartender: *Hurk*
 Janston: It's Ronald all the way down.
 jochenau: down with this sort of thing
 Amy Housewine: The Just-Not-All-That-Bright Clown Posse
 a sedated moose: I like this even less!
 Knice: McGod-damn it, people.
Image 135538   10-03-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
 Micro Jackson: Gard that ass
 Kidneythief: Tired joke. Can we move on?
 Bolt Vanderhuge: 'Kay.
Image 135537   10-03-16   Uploaded by    gggina
 scribbs: I remember when we were young and the drive in theater's parking lot would flood -- not a lot, but just enough add an air of nautical fun.
 WaffleIron: Amphicar parking only, all others will be sunk.
 KnowLifer: Is that a rad vehicle competition?
 Kidneythief: B(o)at-shit crazy
 a sedated moose: This car show is boats.
Image 135536   10-03-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
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