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237950  Yurishiro: 'Dishwasher safe'[shivers]

237938  Not A Bot: Pimp my beetle

237951  Yurishiro: Dat muffin top

237197  carpwoman: How the hell do you get on it?

237953  Yurishiro: "He...he was only PRETENDING to throw the ball!!"

237950  Sadbot: @carpwoman That is wise, and me neither. I probably saw it in a thread devoted to making fun of Redditors. I found the source by googling "poop knife" and a terrible, but sourced, Buzzfeed article came up. *themoreyouknow.gif*

237840  SuedeOxford: My chicken sandwich instinct is far stronger than my bangin instinct.

237954  Sadbot: Load-bearing valves

237219  carpwoman: Why's he just standing there? I smell a set-up....

237864  SuedeOxford: The hero Hai Phong deserves.

88403  carpwoman: I haven'y gotten any swag in a very long time.

88403  carpwoman: I haven'y gotten any swag in a very long time.

237949  Slerzy: I lived in Texas for a while and I assure you, this is what they believe. Silly Texans, always talking about seceding and whatnot XD

237950  carpwoman: @Sadbot - I don't go near Reddit.

237946  kazzy94: That car isn't old enough to have been around for most of those stickers.

237950  Slerzy: Sick

237930  carpwoman: Not a house cat. Look at the pupils.

237950  Sadbot: @carpwoman We're both wrong, it was Reddit. I guess Stormfronters are working on overtaking goons for the title of "least hygienic people"

237936  carpwoman: I bet that would feel nice you know, like in August....

237938  carpwoman: Riiiiiiiiiight......

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237703 Warrax: Have you tried shoving it in your ass?

237717 Wooden Spoon: @Dr Awkward: Starring Bennie Goodman

237737 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne I don't believe so. During Sealand's Civil War, the German government negotiated for the return of the only P.O.W., and paid a hefty fee for his release.

237699 some guy : Windowlicky

237857 Mr. Shine: @glenalec classic Lassie.

237928 Robespierre: Hoy-hoy...

237727 glenalec: Well, if you can't control your vehicle properly....

237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237873 Ulillillia: The Olympics only they give out laptops instead of medals

237734 OldKentuckyShark: You're going to watch your favorite shows on the internet? You seem like a cheap ass...

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 7. logono: 2667 points
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10. BaconCake: 2166 points
11. burritos: 2129 points
12. Dresdenkeogh: 2071 points
13. clayjar: 1932 points
14. bookcase: 1931 points
15. barfolomew: 1836 points
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 Jaktai: Scorpions does not have skeletons.
 Jotun: Dootpion
 Dr. Bathroom: 2 spoopy.
 gorilla: Wake up in a bathtub full of ice.
 Korrok: Awww yeeyah!
 Mr. Shine: I fought this boss in Terraria
 Annoying Vegan : Michaels has some weird shit this time of year.
 Lestrange: Someone doesn't know his exoskeleton from his lame ass.
 PenguinBartender: I love it when skeletons remember the skele-ears
 SomeOtherCanadian: *exoskeleton
 grizzly: That's not how it works. Thats not how any of this works.
 Scoo: Gracias, Senor Escorpion -- doot, doot!
 WaffleIron: Skelorpian!
Image 135545   10-03-16   Uploaded by    mrdiron
 Science: Fun fact: "Lycasin's known side effects in adults include bloating, explosive diarrhea, intestinal gurgling or rumbling (borborygmi), and flatulence."
 Dr. Bathroom: Pure fire.
 Mr. Shine: Sorbitol will also dump your entire supply of stomach acid right down the ol' Out Pipe.
 DrinkMixMan: It's okay to eat a whole thing of gummi bears by yourself.
 Borkf: Hydrogenated Glucose Syrup is not an adequate description of the horrors which lie within. I should really experiment with the Erythritol we got through at work.
 Warrax: Stomach discomfort? When your product turns the consumer's asshole in to old faithful, you should be able to say so.
 grizzly: Is it working yet? No? Take twice the recommended amount then.
 Fett4life: NOPE
 jochenau: Serving Size: 4 packages
 Knice: That's enough for a Challenger-style o-ring failure. )O(
 WaffleIron: FIVE POUNDS!
 Darkasnoon: My bowels hurt just looking at this
Image 135544   10-03-16   Uploaded by    Never AFK
 Shay: This is son no one talks about at Bob Ross' Thanksgiving dinner.
 Mr. Shine: Baphomet: The Musical!
 scribbs: (Sorry, KITH)
 scribbs: "Now we're cooking with evil gas!"
 Amy Housewine: Hey goat, your human mask has slipped down.
 msmstud: I am ready to entertain the children.
 PenguinBartender: These Skyrim texture mods are just getting ridiculous.
 hajjpodge: Hail Satan
 Stephen Milkmus: @Knice No way. He was definitely just like "Hello friends."
 Knice: "HOOOYAAARGH!!!"
Image 135543   10-03-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Hiddentigerma: @Wet farts would it still be cute if the milk was laced with anthrax?
 scribbs: Good dog.
 Fett4life: The hill's are alive with...this.
 Wet farts: Well isn't this just goddamn adorable.
Image 135542   10-03-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Image 135541 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by jackthesmack. We'll pray for you, jackthesmack.
 Air Biscuit: @LaeMi *hands you the bottle of scotch
 LaeMi: Your BBQ wasn't at an Antartic base by any chance?
 Teechur: Barking Dead starts soon.
 tamarindo: Every bite you take, I'll be watching you
Image 135540   10-03-16   Uploaded by    RiderFan
 hex0: Good thing he wasn't armed with a apple
 a spider plan: ALLIGATORS TAIL: Normally timid -- when provoked, the alligator lashes out with a mighty swipe of his tail. Charged with Rum. .90
 Mr. Shine: G'waannn I dares ya!
 scribbs: "No, no, no. You're choking up on the rifle!"
 Micro Jackson: Make my day
 SunWukong: They don't like it up 'em.
 cenecia: Stab 'em with the pointy end!
 Janston: Testing for the bayonet resistant dress shirt did not end well.
 Jayfu: "Do you SEE this haircut? Come at me bro!"
 Knice: "What are you going to do, bayonet me?"
Image 135539   10-03-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
 itskando: Legs of serious alibaster
 petepuma: at least this won out over the Burger King masks
 scribbs: @jochenau Careful now.
 Fett4life: The McTripple. With a large Watchinyoass
 Scoo: This porn is feared
 PenguinBartender: *Hurk*
 Janston: It's Ronald all the way down.
 jochenau: down with this sort of thing
 Amy Housewine: The Just-Not-All-That-Bright Clown Posse
 a sedated moose: I like this even less!
 Knice: McGod-damn it, people.
Image 135538   10-03-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
 Micro Jackson: Gard that ass
 Kidneythief: Tired joke. Can we move on?
 Bolt Vanderhuge: 'Kay.
Image 135537   10-03-16   Uploaded by    gggina
 scribbs: I remember when we were young and the drive in theater's parking lot would flood -- not a lot, but just enough add an air of nautical fun.
 WaffleIron: Amphicar parking only, all others will be sunk.
 KnowLifer: Is that a rad vehicle competition?
 Kidneythief: B(o)at-shit crazy
 a sedated moose: This car show is boats.
Image 135536   10-03-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
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