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258505  VoR: Wind will do that.

258595  Shay: The ocean called: they're running out of shrimp.

258619  addend: # Y M C A #

258617  Felicity: White scuff marks, I guess

258600  VoR: @a robot in case one gets ripped off. Glad I never need to evolve a second.

258617  Felicity: Then why

258620  addend: Tortilla swaddling fools 'em every time.

258613  VoR: Wat?

258524  Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258620  VoR: That's what they said after it'd been eaten

258618  FabricMan: "Lady Marmalade?" Really?

258622  Scoo: I assume avocados are just implied

258616  AlexDeLarge: Bender lives large and kicks butt

258621  AlexDeLarge: Borfkobouros

258606  Scoo: By the very reason of it being an "alternative fact," no citation is needed nor even desired.

258608  Scoo: The one person who ever paid for it

258618  a robot: Also he wrote two songs for the band "Disco Tex & His Sex-O-Lettes" which is basically the greatest band name of all time

258618  a robot: I went and looked up Bob Crewe and he wrote a lot of famous songs that everyone recognizes, but why do these old timey photos always look so goddamn creepy

258601  Not A Bot: KEVIN!! Knock first.

257001  Mr Bleak: How many times is Charlie going to do that? I think it's time he got interested in girls and / or boys.

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258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns


258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

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 Jaktai: Scorpions does not have skeletons.
 Jotun: Dootpion
 Dr. Bathroom: 2 spoopy.
 gorilla: Wake up in a bathtub full of ice.
 Korrok: Awww yeeyah!
 Mr. Shine: I fought this boss in Terraria
 Annoying Vegan : Michaels has some weird shit this time of year.
 Lestrange: Someone doesn't know his exoskeleton from his lame ass.
 PenguinBartender: I love it when skeletons remember the skele-ears
 SomeOtherCanadian: *exoskeleton
 grizzly: That's not how it works. Thats not how any of this works.
 Scoo: Gracias, Senor Escorpion -- doot, doot!
 WaffleIron: Skelorpian!
Image 135545   10-03-16   Uploaded by    mrdiron
 Science: Fun fact: "Lycasin's known side effects in adults include bloating, explosive diarrhea, intestinal gurgling or rumbling (borborygmi), and flatulence."
 Dr. Bathroom: Pure fire.
 Mr. Shine: Sorbitol will also dump your entire supply of stomach acid right down the ol' Out Pipe.
 DrinkMixMan: It's okay to eat a whole thing of gummi bears by yourself.
 Borkf: Hydrogenated Glucose Syrup is not an adequate description of the horrors which lie within. I should really experiment with the Erythritol we got through at work.
 Warrax: Stomach discomfort? When your product turns the consumer's asshole in to old faithful, you should be able to say so.
 grizzly: Is it working yet? No? Take twice the recommended amount then.
 Fett4life: NOPE
 jochenau: Serving Size: 4 packages
 Knice: That's enough for a Challenger-style o-ring failure. )O(
 WaffleIron: FIVE POUNDS!
 Darkasnoon: My bowels hurt just looking at this
Image 135544   10-03-16   Uploaded by    Never AFK
 Shay: This is son no one talks about at Bob Ross' Thanksgiving dinner.
 Mr. Shine: Baphomet: The Musical!
 scribbs: (Sorry, KITH)
 scribbs: "Now we're cooking with evil gas!"
 Amy Housewine: Hey goat, your human mask has slipped down.
 msmstud: I am ready to entertain the children.
 PenguinBartender: These Skyrim texture mods are just getting ridiculous.
 hajjpodge: Hail Satan
 Stephen Milkmus: @Knice No way. He was definitely just like "Hello friends."
 Knice: "HOOOYAAARGH!!!"
Image 135543   10-03-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Hiddentigerma: @Wet farts would it still be cute if the milk was laced with anthrax?
 scribbs: Good dog.
 Fett4life: The hill's are alive with...this.
 Wet farts: Well isn't this just goddamn adorable.
Image 135542   10-03-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Image 135541 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

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 Air Biscuit: @LaeMi *hands you the bottle of scotch
 LaeMi: Your BBQ wasn't at an Antartic base by any chance?
 Teechur: Barking Dead starts soon.
 tamarindo: Every bite you take, I'll be watching you
Image 135540   10-03-16   Uploaded by    RiderFan
 hex0: Good thing he wasn't armed with a apple
 a spider plan: ALLIGATORS TAIL: Normally timid -- when provoked, the alligator lashes out with a mighty swipe of his tail. Charged with Rum. .90
 Mr. Shine: G'waannn I dares ya!
 scribbs: "No, no, no. You're choking up on the rifle!"
 Micro Jackson: Make my day
 SunWukong: They don't like it up 'em.
 cenecia: Stab 'em with the pointy end!
 Janston: Testing for the bayonet resistant dress shirt did not end well.
 Jayfu: "Do you SEE this haircut? Come at me bro!"
 Knice: "What are you going to do, bayonet me?"
Image 135539   10-03-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
 itskando: Legs of serious alibaster
 petepuma: at least this won out over the Burger King masks
 scribbs: @jochenau Careful now.
 Fett4life: The McTripple. With a large Watchinyoass
 Scoo: This porn is feared
 PenguinBartender: *Hurk*
 Janston: It's Ronald all the way down.
 jochenau: down with this sort of thing
 Amy Housewine: The Just-Not-All-That-Bright Clown Posse
 a sedated moose: I like this even less!
 Knice: McGod-damn it, people.
Image 135538   10-03-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
 Micro Jackson: Gard that ass
 Kidneythief: Tired joke. Can we move on?
 Bolt Vanderhuge: 'Kay.
Image 135537   10-03-16   Uploaded by    gggina
 scribbs: I remember when we were young and the drive in theater's parking lot would flood -- not a lot, but just enough add an air of nautical fun.
 WaffleIron: Amphicar parking only, all others will be sunk.
 KnowLifer: Is that a rad vehicle competition?
 Kidneythief: B(o)at-shit crazy
 a sedated moose: This car show is boats.
Image 135536   10-03-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
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