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263167  Knice: I should put it on my top self?

263162  charlemagne: @VoR I concur

263160  WannaBee: @ignatz damn I wanted this to be real.

263167  ignatz: Dunno, when I need it I crawl in so..

263160  ignatz: (my intensive researches into the icon top left took me to redd-it for the first time ever)

263155  VoR: Drink on table should be whack offped out for credibility

263119  UnknownSample: If I move veeeerrrry slowly they won't see me.

263133  UnknownSample: Bye bye

263157  VoR: Howard Moon?

263162  VoR: DD.MM.YY. Is also good. None of this MM.DD.YY.

263160  ignatz: @WannaBee ..or at least not much in the few weeks since this was created ;)

263083  apoxia: The proud parent watches on

263156  San DoDo: Got to have a steady hand...

263162  San DoDo: Nuff said

263163  ignatz: Not tonight mate, and no one gets in wearing flippers

263123  apoxia: Finally, a bit of diversity

263160  WannaBee: I really like this. Showing off humorous cat pictures, we haven't changed that much in 150 years.

263127  apoxia: I bet it smells great in there.

263151  ignatz: It's called fanaticism Look it up

263143  Not A Bot: I wanted to be a fireman.

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262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262800 ignatz: Lovelock came up with the idea while he was working for NASA as a way to remotely determine if there was life on a distant planet, using spectroanalysis. He proposed that if a planet was any way off chemical or thermal equilibrium, it was likely to be as a result of biological systems..

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

263070 ThoughtlessGentleman: i love your wife too!!!

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

262885 Felicity: You'll have to speak up, I have a b@n@n@ in my nose

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

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10. Mexico: 1515 points
11. sumo: 1479 points
12. Scoo: 1447 points
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15. ChubbyBuddy: 1312 points
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 Air Biscuit: @carpwoman you are now on the fastest route to your destination.
 werterland: Dammit, Mapquest!
 Korrok: Nature is beautiful.
 Cami: @Air Biscuit - You win the internet today! Yay you!
 Air Biscuit: Recalculating.
 Warrax: Nature is so majestic.
 White Rice: @grizzly all. All the people dead.
 dobbiesdoogs: first of all hans you're being a dick for yelling, "marco." second, you're fucking dumb because it's an astra
 grizzly: How many dead people?
 hajjpodge: Not what I meant when I said we should take the scenic route, Robert.
 scribbs: This is why it took Frodo & Samwise so long to get to Mt. Doom.
Image 135411   10-02-16   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
 Hiddentigerma: @WTF The US lost it's innocence decades before. It never had any.
 cenecia: Jet fuel can't cook hamburger patties.
 WTF: Never has day the US lost it's child-like innocence been so delicious!
 scribbs: *sigh*
 Ulillillia: 10/2 is 9/11 day
Image 135410   10-02-16   Uploaded by    god666
 Quackzy: Maybe if his coworkers would stop throwing red plus signs and lightning bolts at him, he'd be able to get stuff done
 zupobaloop: @Air Biscuit Don't be blonde, idiot.
 Air Biscuit: Save your back, lift with your beard.
Image 135409   10-02-16   Uploaded by    kshoxx
 Pencil: He deserves more Rad than the one I can give him.
 Korrok: He buggered off!
 Air Biscuit: Heck yeah, cant wait to eat those minstrels and rejoice.
 ClockworkJackalope: Brave brave sir robin, went forth to create a new profile pic. Seriously, I would rather vote for this guy over trump
 Hosebag: We want... ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!
 EvilOtter: He bravely ran away!
Image 135408   10-02-16   Uploaded by    eevee
 Dunky Luker: "I believe I can flyyyyyyy..."
 pisspig: Holy fucking shit
 zupobaloop: I have done this. Thank you, Lord Jesus Christ, for putting a helmet on my head before you let me wipe out.
 Air Biscuit: "Honestly, while i was trying to adjust my belt, she just flew outta nowhere and landed on my dick! What are the odds?"
 grizzly: Faaakkee!
 ClockworkJackalope: That is a crappy day
 sparename: This is why I learnt to bunny-hop
 Niels Bohr: This is just grate.
Image 135407   10-02-16   Uploaded by    westerner
 Hiddentigerma: Basically the same arguement for christian god. But not responsible for thousands of parisites.
 Air Biscuit: Hey now, youre an all star!
 Ulillillia: you can do it
 LaeMi: Except wear really small shoes
 Niels Bohr: Bigfoothorn
Image 135406   10-02-16   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
 Ulillillia: The United Parcel Service has Testing Procedure Specification reports
 square44: ha ha hah "fun"ction please UPS why
 whoop: That's the wrong cover sheet
 scribbs: Rad for IEEE 829 compliance.
Image 135405   10-02-16   Uploaded by    Gonzo
 Lestrange: Then we decided to move the couch
 tib gubb: halp!
 Air Biscuit: "Ive been waiting all week for you take out the trash, the service in this restaurant stinks!"
 White Rice: That is quite the look of total defeat there. He's resigned to his date, whatever it may be. He's now unstoppable.
 Sandor: Maybe the barrel was full before it ate it's way down
 scribbs: It's a trap!
 Urn BooUrn: Ironic Trash Panda Jail.
 Yam: Poor fella
 LaeMi: Hey! How about a little privacy!
Image 135404   10-02-16   Uploaded by    shark
 ottorongo: turd in a blanket?
 scribbs: Those look like the opposite of fun.
 Peter Pantsless: Comes with two chocolate salty balls
 Darkasnoon: First, you cut a hole in the donut
Image 135403   10-02-16   Uploaded by    pirate
 AverageJoe: Family Guy made it better
 Korrok: 1.21 gigawatts!
 Warrax: I'd vote for him.
 Yttermayn : 20 minutes ago (relative to our time line), he was 19 years old.
 Lestrange: Hello Mr. Humor
Image 135402   10-02-16   Uploaded by    pisspig
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