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253349  Zochrot: dolphins....assholes of the sea

253349  a robot: Those people are assholes, just like this dolphin

253294  Wooden Spoon: I used to work at a place that believed this

253297  Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: no one wants to be Topher

253305  a robot: Either your dog is a fox or your fox is a dog, I'm not sure which

253316  tib gubb: points for effort

253340  tib gubb: i want a sign about the mooch cage

253308  Wooden Spoon: Ive been letting spiders go for decades and this has never happened. They do kill mosquitoes for me though

253324  a robot: Is this a thing? I've never heard of this being a thing.

253326  a robot: Kitty loves you so much there are hearts coming out of her head!

253339  Wooden Spoon: What if they were also at the disco?

253340  sparename: I, too, am an honorary gentleman

253350  Wooden Spoon: Squirrel style?

253324  charlemagne: @sparename technically you only rent it

253320  FabricMan: Goofus infects 12 children in his school with whooping cough

253334  a robot: Death Takes A Holiday

253340  a robot: I have stood here before inside the pouring rain / With the world turning circles running round my brain / I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this part / But it's my destiny to be the king of fart

253345  a robot: Well boo fucking hoo for you

253333  kazzy94: How appropriate, a ford that teaches you to walk places.

253344  Mr. Shine: *flicks lit match*

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253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253304 Science: Bring on the hordes, we have the sword / That smote the Goblin of Gygaxnor / Pray that the sisters name us as victors / Of the twenty sided die, yeah

253159 Amy Housewine: @Wooden Spoon *Porkets

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253283 Science: @Side Boob ;)

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253256 jazzjunkie: I'm so nervous, I've got butterflies in my stomach! Wait, now it's something else. I believe I should see a doctor.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

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 Air Biscuit: @carpwoman you are now on the fastest route to your destination.
 werterland: Dammit, Mapquest!
 Korrok: Nature is beautiful.
 carpwoman: @Air Biscuit - You win the internet today! Yay you!
 Air Biscuit: Recalculating.
 Warrax: Nature is so majestic.
 White Rice: @grizzly all. All the people dead.
 dobbiesdoogs: first of all hans you're being a dick for yelling, "marco." second, you're fucking dumb because it's an astra
 grizzly: How many dead people?
 hajjpodge: Not what I meant when I said we should take the scenic route, Robert.
 scribbs: This is why it took Frodo & Samwise so long to get to Mt. Doom.
Image 135411   10-02-16   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
 Hiddentigerma: @WTF The US lost it's innocence decades before. It never had any.
 cenecia: Jet fuel can't cook hamburger patties.
 WTF: Never has day the US lost it's child-like innocence been so delicious!
 scribbs: *sigh*
 Ulillillia: 10/2 is 9/11 day
Image 135410   10-02-16   Uploaded by    god666
 Quackzy: Maybe if his coworkers would stop throwing red plus signs and lightning bolts at him, he'd be able to get stuff done
 zupobaloop: @Air Biscuit Don't be blonde, idiot.
 Air Biscuit: Save your back, lift with your beard.
Image 135409   10-02-16   Uploaded by    kshoxx
 Pencil: He deserves more Rad than the one I can give him.
 Korrok: He buggered off!
 Air Biscuit: Heck yeah, cant wait to eat those minstrels and rejoice.
 ClockworkJackalope: Brave brave sir robin, went forth to create a new profile pic. Seriously, I would rather vote for this guy over trump
 Hosebag: We want... ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!
 EvilOtter: He bravely ran away!
Image 135408   10-02-16   Uploaded by    eevee
 Dunky Luker: "I believe I can flyyyyyyy..."
 pisspig: Holy fucking shit
 zupobaloop: I have done this. Thank you, Lord Jesus Christ, for putting a helmet on my head before you let me wipe out.
 Air Biscuit: "Honestly, while i was trying to adjust my belt, she just flew outta nowhere and landed on my dick! What are the odds?"
 grizzly: Faaakkee!
 ClockworkJackalope: That is a crappy day
 sparename: This is why I learnt to bunny-hop
 Niels Bohr: This is just grate.
Image 135407   10-02-16   Uploaded by    westerner
 Hiddentigerma: Basically the same arguement for christian god. But not responsible for thousands of parisites.
 Air Biscuit: Hey now, youre an all star!
 Ulillillia: you can do it
 LaeMi: Except wear really small shoes
 Niels Bohr: Bigfoothorn
Image 135406   10-02-16   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
 Ulillillia: The United Parcel Service has Testing Procedure Specification reports
 square44: ha ha hah "fun"ction please UPS why
 whoop: That's the wrong cover sheet
 scribbs: Rad for IEEE 829 compliance.
Image 135405   10-02-16   Uploaded by    Gonzo
 Lestrange: Then we decided to move the couch
 tib gubb: halp!
 Air Biscuit: "Ive been waiting all week for you take out the trash, the service in this restaurant stinks!"
 White Rice: That is quite the look of total defeat there. He's resigned to his date, whatever it may be. He's now unstoppable.
 Sandor: Maybe the barrel was full before it ate it's way down
 scribbs: It's a trap!
 Urn BooUrn: Ironic Trash Panda Jail.
 Yam: Poor fella
 LaeMi: Hey! How about a little privacy!
Image 135404   10-02-16   Uploaded by    shark
 ottorongo: turd in a blanket?
 scribbs: Those look like the opposite of fun.
 Peter Pantsless: Comes with two chocolate salty balls
 Darkasnoon: First, you cut a hole in the donut
Image 135403   10-02-16   Uploaded by    pirate
 AverageJoe: Family Guy made it better
 Korrok: 1.21 gigawatts!
 Warrax: I'd vote for him.
 Yttermayn : 20 minutes ago (relative to our time line), he was 19 years old.
 Lestrange: Hello Mr. Humor
Image 135402   10-02-16   Uploaded by    pisspig
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