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269083  BavidDowie: Coo-eee!

269087  Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward twist: hes ex wife was an english teacher who corrected him on things like that.

269097  Air Biscuit: @Theta Zero thats just a sign, you can use that entrance but they usually prefer you not because its dirty and cramped.

269104  BavidDowie: Arfro

269108  BavidDowie: Super bass

269089  lecj07: @sparename he's getting a file to smuggle back inside.

269104  lecj07: @Mr. Lizard Dog is probably wondering why everyone is laughing.

269105  wolfpk: Ying/Yang or 69?

268716  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, the midwife was surprised.

268716  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, her father killed it dead. And now mary takes the lamb to school, between two chunks of break.

268716  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck. She put them on the mantelpiece to see if they would Fffffall off.

269111  Prostata: @Fantasy last time i had to do that i broke the whole BOLT off but the nut didn't budge. Shit car and some asshat cross-threaded the nut

269109  MrBoffo: Amazon done got it all wrong - everybody under 18 knows these are from Juul Baby Products.

269121  shadebane: I wish she understood that she is the most important part of your new home

269112  Side Boob: Stop playing with your food!

269116  Zaxxoff: me when my kids bring a cold home from school

269055  Zaxxoff: your dog blinded himself

269058  Zaxxoff: one lone sperm on a solo mission. it's the last thing the egg will expect. it's defenses will fall like a house of cards, checkmate.

269097  Not A Bot: Fie.

269109  Yam: Try dipping them in water. For an extra kick, make it salt water!

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268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268688 Air Biscuit: Who celebrates something by sitting down?

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.



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Score:
196
 
 Lutha: I'm really sorry, I wasn't trying to!!
 elmosco: You did this to me Shauna, we could have been together forever! Goodbye.
 Mr. Shine: They got me AGAIN!
 Korrok: Fuck off, sign, I do what I want!
 ClockworkJackalope: Fuck it, call the police
 Derp Herpigan: Whoopsidasies.
Image 135253   10-01-16   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
252
 
 Headoftheclass: Who HASN'T done this with their All-Stars?
 Mr. Shine: WhatTheHellAreYouDoing.jpg
 WaffleIron: That's what they're there for.
 Derp Herpigan: Still gonna trip on 'em.
Image 135252   10-01-16   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
Score:
412
 
 Skaalar: Nah, I'm looking for Carmen Sandiego.
 NFLitGirl: why? @Jennerator
 Jennerator: I spent half an hour trying to welcome back kotter
 SpaceCow: To find the Waldo, you must become the Waldo.
 WaffleIron: You're all I've ever wanted, and my arms are open wide.
 Knice: Let me start by saying; I found you.
Image 135251   10-01-16   Uploaded by    Admiral Alan
Score:
502
 
 drtofu: Fact: Bumblebee nests are in the ground
 betamax: September 29th? So this is either a year old... OR 4 DAYS IN THE FUTURE!
 scribbs: @Screech That's Narcissus Bee and you're never getting that spoon back.
 Aspirin: This is a bee eating from a crack spoon. Not frigg'in Rad.
 ShoKusogi: Bees make sweet, sweet honey. It's basically just bee vomit.
 Screech: It was the that moment, the beed realized it was really really ridiculously good looking
 SpaceCow: Just a spoon full of sugar water makes the bee pose.
 WaffleIron: "something something french class" is the best I can do here. GO TEQUILA!
 hearsegirl: rad for helping bees
 Ulillillia: Bee!
 LaeMi: I see... I see ... I see a bee.
Image 135250   10-01-16   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
331
 
 Lutha: Hello, my name is Hillary Adultwoman. Today I went to the government, and did a law.
 Mr. Shine: *barely controls reflex to punch*
 SpaceCow: Point Break 2: Summer School Shenanigans
 Knice: "I don't know what's on me."
 hearsegirl: i'm with her.
 Air Biscuit: The littlest bank robber.
Image 135249   10-01-16   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
378
 
 NuclearWinter: Dr. DeWalt, I presume
 Mr. Shine: Shhh, you'll scare it!
 SunWukong: It's a trap Lara.
 Darkasnoon: We just need to figure out what in this serial killer's lair is the murder weapon.
 WaffleIron: What child is this?
 WTF: "Now just to remove a bit of sand from the bag before I make the switch..."
 ClockworkJackalope: Crap. They are becoming tool users
 LaeMi: Ewwww. I think that is a DeWalt - worst powertools ever!
 Mr Mumble: Not the most exciting Metroid powerup.
Image 135248   10-01-16   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
Score:
701
 
 Musician: bites your toes, pees in your laundry basket, randomly scratches your hand, wakes you up at 5 a.m. then does this 1% of the time and is the cutest kitty in the world. Oh yes she is! Oh yes she is!
 bigjim: fuck. yes. Is this really a thing?!
 SoyUnPerdedor: May I pet your kitty?
Image 135247   10-01-16   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
Score:
420
 
 sparename: @Bonecollector " # You are what you drink, And I'm a Bitter man # ". Macc Lads - Charlotte
 Bonecollector: @Screech Your hatred will kill you. I've known bitter people. They dont end well.
 Screech: @Bonecollector yess let the hate flow through you
 Bonecollector: @Screech You want to kill me, and you don't even know why. Pol Pot would be proud of you.
 Bonecollector: @Screech I don't even know you, but you hate me.
 Bonecollector: @Screech On the FRIENDLY spaceship
 Bonecollector: @Screech And why is that exactly? You have expressed hatred toward me.
 Screech: I wouldn't cross the street to piss on your head if it was on fire
 SpaceCow: "Then you can make your fortune selling marshmallows."
 WaffleIron: We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn!
 SoyUnPerdedor: @Knice @Bonecollector good show I bet
 Bonecollector: True. Seen it
 Knice: Instructions too clear; penis caught on fire.
Image 135246   10-01-16   Uploaded by    doggggggie
Score:
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 Science: Got the thyme tick tick tickin in my head
 Bonecollector: Thyme is most terrible spice.
 Bonecollector: @LaeMi Awful. You get +2
 ShoKusogi: Just goes to show that humans are still not able to control thyme.
 EvilOtter: He who controls the spice controls the universe!
 Jennerator: @Screech bah =P
 Screech: @Jennerator Knock knock
 AdaMan: Thyme heals all wounds
 Jennerator: NOT ONE PERSON MADE A DR WHO JOKE
 WaffleIron: Thyme, Thyme, everywhere the thyme.
 Nope: @Mr. Shine How the fuck did that take 5 comments to get to?
 Skinr: T-t-t-t-t-t
 Niels Bohr: This is a waste of thyme
 SoyUnPerdedor: Thyme is on my side, yes it is...
 Wet farts: Why can't I hold all this thyme?
 Teechur: And it's tickin' away...tickin' away from me...
 Darkasnoon: @Mr. Shine too much thyme on his hands even.
 Mr. Shine: Gotta lot of thyme on your hands?
 Butcherboy: Living on borrowed thyme
 ClockworkJackalope: someone let dad on the internet again
 Knice: It's ticking away with my sanity.
 LaeMi: If I could put Thyme in a bottle...
Image 135245   10-01-16   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
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 sparename: Halfway through a bad storm
 Bonecollector: The passing of cats makes me...what is up with those cats?
 Bonecollector: The passing of Thyme makes me maudlin
 scribbs: Gas leak at the Cat Lady's house.
 Aspirin: Cat lady needs to be euthanized.
 lecj07: @mwoody I would rattle a cat food bag personally.
 MamboNumber6: Goddamn John Williams soundtrack going through my head now.
 amyandy: cats are generally shit
 WaffleIron: After a long hard day trying to become a model #74457
 hearsegirl: think of all the tootsie rolls in the garden. worst neighbors ever.
 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.
 Mr. Shine: @carpwoman This looks like an awesome picnic spot.
 Butcherboy: Lots of curiosity about
 ClockworkJackalope: Low end catnip den
 mwoody: Does it make me a bad person to want to set off a firecracker here?
 TFChicken: More beautiful people than I've ever gotten
Image 135244   10-01-16   Uploaded by    alborland
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