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268215  Munkybut: @Alaskan there's a "white" noodle in there. It's racist

267978  ChubbyBuddy: wherein Tangible Harm to Human Beings Increases Quarterly Returns," but that probably wont fit on a onesie.

267978  ChubbyBuddy: the democratic party establishment and to the left of the Sanders wing. I call myself a communist or socialist sometimes because I'm outside of the mercifully expanding overton window and the terminology hasn't caught up. I don't want america to be the soviet union. i want america to be america, the best damn america possible and at some point we have to put our collective foot down and say "NO. No, you don't have an absolute right to make infinite profit from human and environmental exploitation." these are not forces interested in compromise. we must take what we are owed as the workforce that made these swine unimaginable wealthy while the rest of us struggle and die. let's put it this way, i would have preferred "Hippity Hoppity, Abolish Profit Incentives in Certain Industries wherei

267978  ChubbyBuddy: overthrew Moseddegh in iran and installed a theocracy because oil companies could make more money, because Moseddegh wanted to nationalize the petroleum industry, as communist a policy as can be imagined. he wanted his people to share in the prosperity borne of his nation's natural resources. and we killed him for it. I want the american fossil fuel companies to be nationalized so they can be disbanded so the planet doesn't cook. I want nationalizations as a bulwark against monopoly and an increase in efficiency. healthcare is cheaper without a rapacious profit margin. single payer is a good start, and i'll vote for candidates who advocate for it. but i want an UK-style NHS, which was the envy if the world until defunded by tory and blairite centrist admins. That puts me to the left of t

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob you sidestepped my question again. answer it. dude this whole thing began with me making an substantive distinction between personal and private property. thats me trying to inform you and the broader AG readership of a common misconception about marxist thought. you respond by going "well AKKKKKKSHUALLLY ive read the books (no you havent) and i think marx is stinky poo poo pants for dumb dumbs." what specific criticism do you have about marx's ideas? "it doesn't work" ok, why? "it's been tried before and didn't work" what were the external and internal factors at play? did an imperial superpower swagger in and depose the government or engage in soft power moves like CIA coups, election rigging, and propaganda campaigns like in Nicaragua, Cuba, Russia, Vietnam, or Honduras? We o

268224  Seven Eight Nine: My favorite is the sun going down! That cracked me up!

268212  Nope: Ross was the worst friend

268213  Nope: ugh, that was some gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood tuna

268195  MrBoffo: Sorry, It's Katie Ann, but it's Skip's policy to leave the hosing to you and your ... uh, "friend."

268210  Zaxxoff: alt-right flanders trolling antifa homer

268210  MrBoffo: I'll take those eyes over easy for my breakfast tomorrow

268211  MrBoffo: Takes a licking and keeps on borkfing.

268189  Not A Bot: No way this is better than the original

268200  KingTrebek: This changed my mind about putting bumper stickers on my car.

268212  MrBoffo: ....annnnnnnnd ... we're back.

268166  White Rice: CO2 extinguishers, while good at cooling things, aren't the cheapest to buy/recharge, and there are multiple quick options to chill whatever it is you need to chill without disturbing everyone within a 150' radius.

268210  Shay: The glory of hand drawn animation vs. digital.

268203  Mad Collager: @Side Boob ...and wood-burning tools and chemistry sets.

268207  Mad Collager: Is this one of those newfangled dream-catchers with the invisible nets?

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267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267978 ChubbyBuddy: wherein Tangible Harm to Human Beings Increases Quarterly Returns," but that probably wont fit on a onesie.

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.



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Score:
350
 
 Cami: I currently have 3 stitches in my back and they're itchy enough.
 Air Biscuit: Slimming.
 Gluten Fee: Good lord.
 male anon: The harp-player in me awakes.
 ch: i get the rings but why would you get a watermark tattoo
 Peter Pantsless: This is an extreme example, but these are considered temporary, often worn for a single event, because they leave little or no scars
 Otterman: I'm squirming like an itchy bear cub. The bad kind of squirming.
 Poop Bird: that's, um what's the word for it... oh yeah, disgusting
 ch: no yoga for you
 Micro Jackson: Keep it together!
 chhumphrey: I'd love to be a fly on the wall when she tried going through a metal detector!
 Arthur Dent: Must be an extreme aid to dieting.... put on a few kg and say goodbye to your back...
 Mad Collager: Does it hurt? Of corset does!
 Mr. Shine: @jochenau @funny in the wall @a sedated moose I, too, vote gross. Also, mentally unsound.
 SunWukong: @NoRagrets Nothing will look great when you are older.
 Borkf: Must make wearing a bra difficult?
 NoRagrets: This will look great when you're older....
 fanny: well, how else are you going to distract from that tramp stamp?
 eevee: @a sedated moose Definitely gross.
 PenguinBartender: THAT'LL teach Dad.
 Meow: Then when somebody bumps into her on a crowded subway she screams because it feels like they just ripped the skin from her flesh
 scribbs: I hate body mods; even earrings strike me as basically stupid. Yet, for some reason, corset piercings kinda turn me on. Strange.
 funny in the wall: must be nice when it gets cold out. @sedated mouse: I agree, this is gross (either that or we're both old)
 XLY: @a sedated moose Nah, it is gross. There's even a cigarette
 Lestrange: Great until you meet a sadistic pervert like me.
 a sedated moose: I must be an old fart. This is gross.
 Knice: All good until you sneeze and rip your back off.
Image 134920   09-30-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Image 134919 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by flowers. We'll pray for you, flowers.
Score:
330
 
 HairyNips: Gillian Anderson is the best ever
 Thyming: Holy Shit
 Whatever: Now I'm wondering how Superman's toilet survives his pit stops
 a sedated moose: @PenguinBartender for pooping back and forth.
 WTF: He must be translucent because those photons pass right though him.
 PenguinBartender: As weird as this is, I'm just hoping that's not some sort of tractor beam.
 AFanOfSprite: He has a fiber optic alimentary tract?
Image 134918   09-30-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
448
 
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice This is epic! How did I miss it before?!
 annterland: @Knice I love this story
 Peter Pantsless: Another excellent entry @Knice
 Fiasco: @Knice The next installment! Loving these
 scribbs: @Knice I, too, am enjoying these vignettes :-)
 Pizza: @Knice This project of yours is going great so far. Keep up the good work!
 Knice: #134904, cont'd.: As Cynthia finished laying out dinner, some familiar sounds came from the front. Each had its own meaning. Click! *Someone's here* She tensed. A soft bump. *It's Mom!* She relaxed and started to the door. Another soft bump. *She's tired.* Cynthia waited. The first bump was Mom shouldering the door open; the second was a nudge with her hip because the first push wasnt strong enough and the door had started to swing shut on her. For the next few moments, Claire would be composing herself in the entry; and Cynthia would be staying put, to let her do it with dignity. #135121
 Lestrange: Shortcut to toxoplasmosis
 PenguinBartender: *harmp, harmp, harmp*
Image 134917   09-30-16   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
322
 
 Bonecollector: I will start getting political dissidents to dissect . will you be one of them?
 Bonecollector: @SomeCanadian the man who started plastination movement cremated all of the specimens he got from China. Socialism/communism always ends up with a surplus of dead peopl
 SomeCanadian: @Mr. Shine @Bonecollector Yeah, 'didn't know where they came from' basically means, 'we know, but we're REALLY embarrassed we let this tour around the country.'
 Bonecollector: @Mr. Shine Wow. You dug up more fun stuff than I found. People are shit.
 Bonecollector: @SomeCanadian As rad as this is, it was revealed in 2007 that some of the bodies used in the early batches were probably executed political dissidents from China.
 Mad Collager: I wish these artists would stop meating a dead horse, or horses, in this case.
 Mr. Shine: @SomeCanadian These bodies were from The People's Republic of China, and former Soviet sh!tholes, right? Then we KNOW where they came from. National Public Radio did a report on the Professor who makes these delightful things. 56 bodies were seized from his lab after they were traced back to a Russian doctor who was killing homeless people and penniless hospital patients. These "sculptures" remind me of some of the things the Ahnenerbe SS did during the Holocaust, like the suite of dining room furniture crafted from human bones. This is much the same.
 DrinkMixMan: mmm... meat
 SomeOtherCanadian: @jochenau from corpses, for corpses
 Borkf: I honestly can't remember if i donated my body to this man or not. There was a book at the end of the exhibition I went to and I don't remember what decision I made.
 Pizza: "Well they donated their bodies to science. Art is a science, right?"
 sumo: @SomeOtherCanadian Those are for real actual corpses?
 Otterman: Racist against skeletons
 SomeCanadian: Most of these exhibits got pulled when they couldn't account for where the bodies came from.
 SomeOtherCanadian: @jochenau but it's made from real dead people! (Actually.) Everyone loves a good pile of corpses.
 totaljihad: Art in public spaces is nice, except when it's ugly.
 PenguinBartender: See, this... This is why two people on horses shouldn't ride them into the teleporter from the Fly.
Image 134916   09-30-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
149
 
 Radstarboom: Got to be good lookin' 'cause he's so hard to see.
 Borkf: Only takes one can #125456
 ethernet: This is actually pretty good, most attempts at this are depressingly bad.
 RiderFan: Why is there just an image of trees seen from a car? Or a floating window?
 funny in the wall: what am i looking at here? i don't see anything
Image 134915   09-30-16   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
343
 
 ClockworkJackalope: When you feel tiny pressure
 Mad Collager: I guess he had to be careful how he described this to the TSA agent.
 VoR: Tiny pot so tiny and small.
 Pizza: Aww, it's like a mini version of the soup kettle I had to safety test this morning.
 mike58: Looks like a tiny pressure cooker, we probably just made a list.
 Jayfu: Here's a little pot from my trip to Colorado
 Peach: Cooking for one... eighth.
Image 134914   09-30-16   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
422
 
 chhumphrey: Failed Children's Book ideas
 Whatever: This is why they don't teach biology on Seasame Street ... Someone was bound to croak
 SunWukong: One resurrection, ah - hah - hah. Two resurrection, ah - hah - hah...
 petepuma: is this after the kermit lengthening surgery? if you're going to paint fucked-up shit like this at least get the proportions right
 breadtoaster: Big Bird's trying to perform surgery, could the rest of you clear the room?
 Jaunty Shrimp: One! One dead Kermit! Ah ha ha ha ha
 Warrax: C is for cadaver, it's good enough for me!
Image 134913   09-30-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
443
 
 AverageJoe: that's discrimination! you should hate everyone equally
 Janston: The gate's open, just run in.
 VoR: Godhorn
 bethevans: Governor Pence, you rascal
 scribbs: St. Peter is a leftie. Sweet.
Image 134912   09-30-16   Uploaded by    macrocosm
Score:
847
 
 Cami: Many machines on Ix.
 Bert Bertbert: Muar'Nip
 Entertainmentalist: I don't think that kitty is on the spice, can tell from its irides.
 ShoKusogi: Only pussies can drink the Water of Life and live. Every man who tries, dies.
 ShoKusogi: @San DoDo @SomeOtherCanadian I just HAD to rad vote the comments with the Dune reference. And I won't apologize for it.
 Janston: Dude... I'm tripping balls.
 VoR: That cat has already started his space time trip
 SomeCanadian: @SomeOtherCanadian That gives a whole new perspective on the little treats we dig out of the litter box.
 San DoDo: The spice must flow
 Jaunty Shrimp: If you wannabe my catnip, ya gotta get with my friends
 WaffleIron: Wait, are the bene gesserit just cat ladies rolling in the nip?
 SomeOtherCanadian: The cats are the spice, the spice are the cats
Image 134911   09-30-16   Uploaded by    amyandy
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