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210117  Dr Awkward: Graze hair? Your mom eats hair?!

210116  Knice: "Comfortable positionburger" is my go-to sex move.

210097  Dr Awkward: Libraries like this turn me on.

210122  big butt bum: This kid is going places Latvia.

210102  Dr Awkward: Let's keep the University of Colorado out of your trunk

210114  Yurishiro: This is getting out of hand.

210117  Yurishiro: Who doesn't like a good sausage pizza.

210097  Yurishiro: @Christina NERD. JK I love books too.

210112  Urn BooUrn: Dawwww, he needs a ramp to get in.

210109  Yurishiro: @chhumphrey In fact, my comment was about the sticker when it was put on. Written word stands there longer than us, who put that sticker might even be dead who knows. Almost everything marks a point in time, not a continuum.

210116  Christina: Instructions unclear: burger stuck in small round hole.

210123  Black Jesus: Shut UP, Dee!

210075  Christina: Brains...

210094  wolfpk: Culprit #210092

210071  Korrok: Kinky...

210123  Rembo Prundus: Who's that asshole that jumped on his back?

210087  Christina: I like this kind of buhnana.

210088  Christina: @Side Boob Horizontal is "across"; vertical is "down". You're welcome.

209988  funny in the wall: @DarkTeddy If you're interested, check out this book: amazon.com/Physical-Chemistry-Molecular-Donald-McQuarrie/dp/…. It's a good middle of the road PChem text. If you want something more challenging, check out this one: amazon.com/Matter-Equilibrium-Statistical-Mechanics-Thermodynamics/dp/0195147499/…. There's no reason pchem should be easy

210057  Mr. Butt: ok.

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210003 Mr Bleak: @KEKOEKEOEK "... but a shitload of insects got mashed to paste."

209988 funny in the wall: @DarkTeddy If you're interested, check out this book: amazon.com/Physical-Chemistry-Molecular-Donald-McQuarrie/dp/…. It's a good middle of the road PChem text. If you want something more challenging, check out this one: amazon.com/Matter-Equilibrium-Statistical-Mechanics-Thermodynamics/dp/0195147499/…. There's no reason pchem should be easy

210015 Yurishiro: Eat pizza in Italy, after that you'll find anywhere else's pizza is gross or not even pizza at all.

209965 Cami: ...She could not help everybody so she helped somebody.

209961 Jabberwikket: @Ulillillia, I hear your sister is going out with SQUEAK !

209937 Ulillillia: Por favor

209934 El hefe: There better be a designer purse in there full of cheese puffs and malted milk balls

210045 Yurishiro: Dickeyboard? No I do NOT want to hear the sounds it makes.

210026 Science: @Greek Fire: Yes, but stone does tend to be more resilient than composite materials, and especially tarmac. Roman roads also didn't have the tremendous weights and traffic flows that roads today do. Plus slavery makes it super cheap and easy to produce wonders that last throughout the ages.

209943 Dr Awkward: @Felicity I had forgotten what Nader did before he fucked up the 2000 election :)



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 lecj07: The last one means you are psychic. Spanish indeed.
 Hiddentigerma: @Horatio Lanky dalek is my new name for my..... tall and skinny Dalek.
 Hiddentigerma: Oh Dave. You so targeted towards men.
 Horatio: From now on, my breasts are squishy doofers.
 Hosebag: 3rd row left actually means your car is low on gravy.
Image 134781   09-29-16   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
Score:
382
 
 ShoKusogi: It must be a Monday today...
 sparename: In case you get a hole-in-one
 ch: spoiler alert
 Beeble: It's just protection.....all the way down.
 Warrax: This makes me want to screw on the hood of a volvo.
 No Penguins Allowed: Wikihow
 Janston: That's gonna be some double-fresh mayo.
 Sadbot: all is lostt
 dobbiesdoogs: fuck you for wanting some mayo
Image 134780   09-29-16   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
397
 
 Tubesock Holocaust: The Godfather Cat?
 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.
 Greek Fire: oota ganoova Solo oh ho ho
 grizzly: His name is meatball!
 illBilliam: There used to be 3 cats.
 dobbiesdoogs: i'm festively plump
Image 134779   09-29-16   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
507
 
 AverageJoe: spoiler alert
 Fett4life: That's Imprezive
 Musician: Subbaru
 ch: That car is smartially pugmergt
 ModelTRex: Pretty sure that's a Lambo, dude.
 Headoftheclass: I've heard those called "whale tails", but this is ridiculous!
Image 134778   09-29-16   Uploaded by    seahawks
Score:
270
 
 ShoKusogi: Bad format for this product. A good smell, but no one would want to light THAT on fire.
 Fett4life: In new Custody Battle scent.
 ModelTRex: Smells like freedom.
 Wet farts: "Freshly dug grave" is another popular one.
Image 134777   09-29-16   Uploaded by    flatluigi
Score:
166
 
 kshoxx: okay i love this
 Horatio: I don't see a slash through any of these. That means we're cool, right?
Image 134776   09-29-16   Uploaded by    pusha p
Score:
580
 
 crazymothaofa: Amber Rose been taking her name and haircuts seriously lately.
 sparename: At least it washes off, not like Cheryl-who used-to-look-amazing-but-now--looks-like-a-freak-Whateverhersurnameisnow
 wootman: Costs as much as a pair of Mahno Blahniks
 Warrax: Neat. You can do spaghetti next time.
 scribbs: The stubble gives a great stipple effect.
 werterland: Never fall asleep first at an art school party!
Image 134775   09-29-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
520
 
 Slaws: asbestos-too beautiful for capitalism
 Fancy Clown: CANCEREST
 p nut: why
 Fett4life: Mesothelioma sure brings the family together. *sob*
 Jaunty Shrimp: @sparename My dad has asbestosis *death stare*... *Just kidding (about the death stare, not the dad part) *sob*
 sparename: "My Uncle died of asbestosis, took 'em three weeks to cremate him"
 scribbs: I likes my snow like I likes me wimmin: fireproof.
 trelyate: don't eat the snow no matter what color it is
 tina: Gasp!
Image 134774   09-29-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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 savvoy: Ohio!
Image 134772   09-29-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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