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163936  Wooden Spoon: As a child, this is what I pictured when I heard that song

163915  winwolf: Barf, stratified.

163940  Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: I think he's going for a "They Live" look.

163921  Borkf: @fanny I was freaked out for half a second scrolling down. Such RAD though.

163944  Dan Tagonistic: Music to strangle your spouse to

163923  winwolf: Plot spoilers for The Young Pope?

163926  Borkf: Birrrdddooooqqqqq

163932  Dan Tagonistic: @Teechur Yeah I was thinking about what tape you might need. Gaffer tape is easy to tear so presumably no good?

163926  winwolf: I think your bird needs a reboot.

163936  Borkf: @Bob FAKE NEWS!

163888  Hosebag: Doberman asks why you are scratching his dinner?

163937  Borkf: @ignatz the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter But the intoxicating power of our love Transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama Where Mr Duck's embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing 'Quack quack quack quack quack'

163891  Hosebag: It was a three dog night.

163932  winwolf: @Dan Tagonistic Gaf tape would be easier...and everything's better with gaf tape.

163944  Elleander: How come they BOTH look annoyed af?

163897  Hosebag: Ow, my eye.

163908  Hosebag: Baboons are in Danny's room again.

163941  ch: ----- Pretendus wallus

163941  winwolf: Anatomy of a mime.

163942  ch: "Billy don't you quit on me we win this dance marathon, get those tires and drive out of this hell hole to Scottsdale, get jobs and paint the to -- Billy noooOOOOOOOO"

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 ShoKusogi: @tib gubb That's...that's...Actually a pretty clever observation
 Hiddentigerma: Is it to keep them away from her? Or her away from them.
 Skaalar: @mwoody ..... Wow. You have a really good point there that I didn't even think about
 tib gubb: tough crowd
 mwoody: @Skaalar If it needs to even be bulletproof, they have a problem.
 Headoftheclass: Where's @Teechur for his take on this?
 Skaalar: Can't help but feel the bulletproof glass would be better suited for this particular school
 Dan Tagonistic: Self Honed Instrument of Violence
 scribbs: "Today we'll be covering the main differences between a shiv and a shank."
 Lestrange: Naughty teacher
Image 134761   09-29-16   Uploaded by    copunter
Score:
308
 
 Pizza: So deep
 AverageJoe: No, just the most depressing...
 ShoKusogi: If adversity builds character then I must be one helluva character by now
 Fett4life: "Grief, for the lack if a better term, is good, Charlie Brown." - Gordon Gekko
 Beef Supreme: And we never failed to fail, it was the easiest thing to do. You will survive being bested.
 tib gubb: i think we've all had days like that
 Austin: Charliehorn
 Dan Tagonistic: If it wasn't for bad luck we'd have no luck at all
 mrwiffler: Lighten the fuck up Charlie.
 grizzly: You and me both, Charlie.
Image 134760   09-29-16   Uploaded by    flatluigi
Score:
247
 
 Pingu IRL: @Darkasnoon My sides hurt!
 copunter: please report to shared viewing palace
 Fett4life: The Russians have VR all backwards.
 Snowta: Cult? Or Just Russian Things ?
 Dan Tagonistic: Rockwell - somebody's watching me.mp3
 PenguinBartender: Cult Factor over 9000.
 msmstud: "This cult has comfy chairs."
 Darkasnoon: do you see what eye see?
Image 134759   09-29-16   Uploaded by    copunter
Score:
639
 
 AverageJoe: if you get what you want, would you want what you get?
 KyleisBobDole: @Shay haha the weed number! It's a number that means weed stuff haha!
 Shay: STOP VOTING; look at the score now.
 Radstarboom: tonight he's making woofles.
 scribbs: Bakes amazing apple pie; can't understand doorknobs.
 Lestrange: No you don't. Don't fucking kid yourself.
 Urn BooUrn: Still waiting on my biscuits, Rex.
 Knice: He makes an excellent Borkfton Cream Pie.
Image 134758   09-29-16   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
318
 
 Pizza: So, so deep...
 ShoKusogi: Diving into the ocean...You're doing it wrong. That's what the WATER is for.
 alex: A puppet is made to mimic human facial expressions
 fanny: can't help but think of m.youtube.com/…
 guest: i think that's an airpipe at 12 oclock what a savage
 scribbs: Ankle deep, head first; the worst of all possible situations.
 Derp Herpigan: Dude. That's deep.
Image 134757   09-29-16   Uploaded by    copunter
Score:
428
 
 Pizza: Snuzuki
 ShoKusogi: @kalligrapher Yeah, mount them handlebars on the headboard and ride, ride, ride!
 Spray Tan: that's why you should never skip leg day.
 XLY: If you're cold, they're cold. Let them in
 WaffleIron: This is SRAD.
 Headoftheclass: "Hey! I'm not falling for the 'bananna in the tailpipe' again!
 Wet farts: Sleep tight 'zuki
 Flirb Dampumple: Vega$
 PenguinBartender: *Godfather theme plays*
 CastleBravo: I prefer a Suzuki with a little more rear end, like a V-Strom 1000.
 Peter Pantsless: That bike is just two-tired
 kalligrapher: Just because someone called it a sweet ride .. this is taking it too far
Image 134756   09-29-16   Uploaded by    copunter
Score:
260
 
 Ulillillia: Pugski
Image 134755   09-29-16   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
265
 
 Hiddentigerma: Diabetes. No diabetes.
 Albo Grungus: Secret Agent Ram-X-7 accelerates down the zip line to the target's swanky mid-town apartment. His mission: knock over a lot of furniture, shit on the carpet.
 CastleBravo: AAAAH! I can't decide!
 Nothing: There's cookies out here too
 DrinkMixMan: Fortunately, though, the "No Cookies" arrow leads into a bar
Image 134754   09-29-16   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
343
 
 berlin: My comments involving doot/Senor Esqueleto never seem to be well-received, so I'll leave those to the rest of you.
 mwoody: Also, is the wolf borking the winking blue thing in the background?
 mwoody: That cigarette is, puff by puff, doing the entire world a great service. It should be lauded as an international hero.
 Hosebag: I make all these babies. In ONE DAY!
 Ulillillia: Just gonna have a cigarette right here next to the baby cribs
 SkidSolo: Is that an unswitcherinoed cigarette?
 A duck: "Awww, sweet bunkbeds. Can I have one?"
 scribbs: @ch The world makes sense again :-)
 ch: @scribbs photo airbrushing
 San DoDo: Fvck the system, its the little acts that count
 ch: those two chumps are still workin' it behind me, aren't they
 scribbs: I'm surprised there's that much pink paint in the whole of North Korea.
 Wet farts: Wink*
Image 134753   09-29-16   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
463
 
 Alaskan: TOGAAAAAAAAAA!
 Janston: I don't think Santa will like this, but he may appreciate the effort.
 trelyate: milk and spaghetti is such an awful taste combination
 Teechur: Your plant is root-bound.
 Lestrange: This picture is cursed!
 DrinkMixMan: Chrysanthemums spaghetti
 ch: excuse me what is your spaghetti vase policy
 Warrax: This is what happens when I try to grow flowers.
Image 134752   09-29-16   Uploaded by    copunter
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