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169106  Theimposter: Like the movie 'rubber', but sucks more.

168872  Staida: These should be on the bottom of pizza boxes and other things we don't generally recycle

168879  Staida: When did Bada Bing become 'Ba dum tss?'

168881  Staida: Are you suggesting that we exhale the dangerous greenhouse gas CO2? How long has THIS been going on!!?!??!?!?!!!111eleven

168957  Staida: Is this descriptive of the people? Or an edict to me? Yes... I WILL bone people! Thanks Bone People!

169229  Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169044  Staida: People do that all the time, you really ought to be sorry about the terrible cake. Please do not apologize for that with cake.

169300  Peter Pantsless: Here's the second meanest thing I've ever done: 7th grade, sex-ed class. We all got to write an anonymous question and turn it in. I wrote "If white people have white sperm, is mine black?" Only one black kid in the class, a friend at the time. We both laughed later, but I was such an asshole

169101  Ironass: Here are sexier rocks, what this rock aspires to be #150177

169291  Bast Relief: Wow I haven't seen Salad Fingers in a long time.

169139  Staida: But not your talent

169299  Peter Pantsless: I mean I've eaten dog food before, but I just stabbed across the outside with a knife until stuff came out. Being poor is a skill

169043  apoxia: All I've found in the river in my back yard is plastic bags filled with mud.

169160  Ironass: What's up,dawg?

169195  Ironass: I maded deese.

169299  Staida: First your cheap can opener breaks, next it will be that cheap drill. There's a lesson in this.

169079  apoxia: Why the fuck did I train for 9 years to be a clinical psychologist!!

169266  Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169273  Staida: they are good dogs brent

169280  Staida: There better be at least one track featuring Duke Silver

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169249 Teechur: @funny in the wall I have had limited experience with ferrets, so I will bow to your knowledge. I had a cat that would crap on top of my car and try to cover it up. Star scratches all over the roof. Asscat.

169218 ch: This was the role that got John Hodgman those Apple commercials

169229 Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169145 a robot: Organ-Player-Bot always was a little preachy :/

169220 El Barto: Semantics.

169266 Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169121 Nwcorset: @tokyopig it wasn't just run of the mill cruelty. He tortured dogs for fun. A very sick individual.

169200 Suburbanmom: SO glad that it is still cool to be a virgin!

169255 Mr Blah Blah: So this is how Margret Frigidaire tests to see if the pasta is ready.

169177 antipatterns: Freud called it the "death instinct" but yes there are hedonistic times ahead



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Score:
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 ShoKusogi: @tib gubb That's...that's...Actually a pretty clever observation
 Hiddentigerma: Is it to keep them away from her? Or her away from them.
 Skaalar: @mwoody ..... Wow. You have a really good point there that I didn't even think about
 tib gubb: tough crowd
 mwoody: @Skaalar If it needs to even be bulletproof, they have a problem.
 Headoftheclass: Where's @Teechur for his take on this?
 Skaalar: Can't help but feel the bulletproof glass would be better suited for this particular school
 Dan Tagonistic: Self Honed Instrument of Violence
 scribbs: "Today we'll be covering the main differences between a shiv and a shank."
 Lestrange: Naughty teacher
Image 134761   09-29-16   Uploaded by    copunter
Score:
308
 
 Pizza: So deep
 AverageJoe: No, just the most depressing...
 ShoKusogi: If adversity builds character then I must be one helluva character by now
 Fett4life: "Grief, for the lack if a better term, is good, Charlie Brown." - Gordon Gekko
 Beef Supreme: And we never failed to fail, it was the easiest thing to do. You will survive being bested.
 tib gubb: i think we've all had days like that
 Austin: Charliehorn
 Dan Tagonistic: If it wasn't for bad luck we'd have no luck at all
 mrwiffler: Lighten the fuck up Charlie.
 grizzly: You and me both, Charlie.
Image 134760   09-29-16   Uploaded by    flatluigi
Score:
247
 
 Pingu IRL: @Darkasnoon My sides hurt!
 copunter: please report to shared viewing palace
 Fett4life: The Russians have VR all backwards.
 Snowta: Cult? Or Just Russian Things ?
 Dan Tagonistic: Rockwell - somebody's watching me.mp3
 PenguinBartender: Cult Factor over 9000.
 msmstud: "This cult has comfy chairs."
 Darkasnoon: do you see what eye see?
Image 134759   09-29-16   Uploaded by    copunter
Score:
639
 
 AverageJoe: if you get what you want, would you want what you get?
 KyleisBobDole: @Shay haha the weed number! It's a number that means weed stuff haha!
 Shay: STOP VOTING; look at the score now.
 Radstarboom: tonight he's making woofles.
 scribbs: Bakes amazing apple pie; can't understand doorknobs.
 Lestrange: No you don't. Don't fucking kid yourself.
 Urn BooUrn: Still waiting on my biscuits, Rex.
 Knice: He makes an excellent Borkfton Cream Pie.
Image 134758   09-29-16   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
318
 
 Pizza: So, so deep...
 ShoKusogi: Diving into the ocean...You're doing it wrong. That's what the WATER is for.
 alex: A puppet is made to mimic human facial expressions
 fanny: can't help but think of m.youtube.com/…
 guest: i think that's an airpipe at 12 oclock what a savage
 scribbs: Ankle deep, head first; the worst of all possible situations.
 Derp Herpigan: Dude. That's deep.
Image 134757   09-29-16   Uploaded by    copunter
Score:
428
 
 Pizza: Snuzuki
 ShoKusogi: @kalligrapher Yeah, mount them handlebars on the headboard and ride, ride, ride!
 Spray Tan: that's why you should never skip leg day.
 XLY: If you're cold, they're cold. Let them in
 WaffleIron: This is SRAD.
 Headoftheclass: "Hey! I'm not falling for the 'bananna in the tailpipe' again!
 Wet farts: Sleep tight 'zuki
 Flirb Dampumple: Vega$
 PenguinBartender: *Godfather theme plays*
 CastleBravo: I prefer a Suzuki with a little more rear end, like a V-Strom 1000.
 Peter Pantsless: That bike is just two-tired
 kalligrapher: Just because someone called it a sweet ride .. this is taking it too far
Image 134756   09-29-16   Uploaded by    copunter
Score:
260
 
 Ulillillia: Pugski
Image 134755   09-29-16   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
265
 
 Hiddentigerma: Diabetes. No diabetes.
 Albo Grungus: Secret Agent Ram-X-7 accelerates down the zip line to the target's swanky mid-town apartment. His mission: knock over a lot of furniture, shit on the carpet.
 CastleBravo: AAAAH! I can't decide!
 Nothing: There's cookies out here too
 DrinkMixMan: Fortunately, though, the "No Cookies" arrow leads into a bar
Image 134754   09-29-16   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
343
 
 berlin: My comments involving doot/Senor Esqueleto never seem to be well-received, so I'll leave those to the rest of you.
 mwoody: Also, is the wolf borking the winking blue thing in the background?
 mwoody: That cigarette is, puff by puff, doing the entire world a great service. It should be lauded as an international hero.
 Hosebag: I make all these babies. In ONE DAY!
 Ulillillia: Just gonna have a cigarette right here next to the baby cribs
 SkidSolo: Is that an unswitcherinoed cigarette?
 A duck: "Awww, sweet bunkbeds. Can I have one?"
 scribbs: @ch The world makes sense again :-)
 ch: @scribbs photo airbrushing
 San DoDo: Fvck the system, its the little acts that count
 ch: those two chumps are still workin' it behind me, aren't they
 scribbs: I'm surprised there's that much pink paint in the whole of North Korea.
 Wet farts: Wink*
Image 134753   09-29-16   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
463
 
 Alaskan: TOGAAAAAAAAAA!
 Janston: I don't think Santa will like this, but he may appreciate the effort.
 trelyate: milk and spaghetti is such an awful taste combination
 Teechur: Your plant is root-bound.
 Lestrange: This picture is cursed!
 DrinkMixMan: Chrysanthemums spaghetti
 ch: excuse me what is your spaghetti vase policy
 Warrax: This is what happens when I try to grow flowers.
Image 134752   09-29-16   Uploaded by    copunter
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