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221285  PlzPlzMe: You seem to be lost taco boy, this is burrito territory ese.

221272  Not A Bot: Christmas presents ain't gonna buy themselves.

221285  jem: I know a swedish metal songer that has tattoed "korv brd" like that, it means hot dog and bread

221274  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward "IT support"

221283  Stoner: You'll be all like, "That's cool, i guess".

221273  Dr Awkward: Must have already left the fox on the other side.

221114  tib gubb: metapod?

221274  Dr Awkward: Rolling out your computer's IT band, eh?

221121  tib gubb: well that's shitty

221283  runny999: How else would they get the meat for crabby patties?

221275  Mr. Butt: It's a classic for a reason, folks.

221275  Shay: Truth in advertising.

221271  Amy Housewine: "It just takes a minute/to bag it/and bin it!"

221268  bug: *eats cake anyway* ...*masturbates*

221236  a sedated moose: I don't care that this report is repost repost, I still love this.

221283  Baby Jesus: No wonder I've never seen Larry at the Krusty Krab

221271  bug: ...by throwing away the BeeGees.

221274  bug: Life finds a way.

221265  Shay: Butt what?

221282  goldman sachs: Hey! I know that corner! I live in Yuma too! hahahaha

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221163 kornisjon: @Nope That's disappointing.

221214 apoxia: Then on another page you see the pig family gathering for dinner with a ham on the table.

221169 Skaalar: Get in fuckin line

221076 BlarfyB: Wait is that pasta going in or coming out?

221026 antipatterns: TIL YOU'RE... BLEEDING...

221114 tib gubb: metapod?

221193 ThatGuy: This pleases me.

221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?

221089 ignatz: @White Rice I have something vaguely similar on my snowboard boots but not powered..

221091 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed. I'm obviously talking about the large, out of control fires. I live in an area that constantly has controlled burns, but 7 years ago there was a fire that burnt 40k acres and was a quarter mile from the neighborhood I live in (didn't live here at the time)



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Score:
552
 
 Zukero: Rad because the soap is purple.
 Hiddentigerma: @Warrax it doesn't even look like semen though. I never understood the big deal.
 funy speling: *spurs jangling*
 Warrax: @Knice Yea, I know you didn't click. You know what's back there. Or did you click anyway?
 WTF: "Housewife finds one weird use for dish soap. Mrs. Butterworth hates her!"
 guest: @Warrax lol you are a madman
 A duck: @Warrax: Also, #57346
 A duck: This kills the waffles
 Knice: @Warrax Nooooo
 scribbs: @a sedated moose Only if you're the type of person who thinks what happens on a Jerry Springer show is communication.
 ch: "You've been doing breakfast the wrong way all these years" - Dawn Grape[tm] Dishwashing Syrup Composite
 Warrax: Saw #57352, and will never again eat waffles without thoroughly sanitizing them first.
 a sedated moose: @Ulillillia but is it art?
 Ulillillia: This is Rad
Image 134751   09-29-16   Uploaded by    copunter
Score:
244
 
 ShoKusogi: No, that's false advertising! It's not scoopable, but it was made to be edible
 carlin: Love and sex are two different things.
 mrwiffler: Clumpy cat is clumpy
 Ulillillia: The Life of Pable
 ignatz: @Scoo Is your second name really Pable?
 Scoo: Poopable, Scoopable
Image 134750   09-29-16   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
579
 
 tib gubb: director's cut
 Admiral Alan: a famous man is short.
 cenecia: What kind of cake? What kind of cake!?
 ThatGuy: What's in the bo- ooh cake!
Image 134749   09-29-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
67
 
 Fett4life: Mom, can I borrow the Volvo tonight?
 birdythemighty: oh gods...
 Hiddentigerma: Oh that shit. No. No thank you. I saw enough of that. In fact. I'd rather just watch torture porn without sleeping for a fortnight. That's less disturbing.
 PenguinBartender: What the hell am I looking at here?
 amyandy: I won't google that
 Ulillillia: google doll skin suit
 Phillee: google doll skin suit
 Phillee: google doll skin suit
 a sedated moose: What fresh hell is this?
 scribbs: Valley most uncanny.
 Butcherboy: It's a trap
 San DoDo: Is this real? My mind is breaking
Image 134748   09-29-16   Uploaded by    copunter
Score:
915
 
 ShoKusogi: My master loves me. He'd do anything for me. He had my balls cut off.
 Skaalar: Autumn Dog. Fallsiest dog of these gorgeous months
 Hosebag: My master is smart.
 ClockworkJackalope: I killed a squirrel for you... I'd do anything for you
Image 134747   09-29-16   Uploaded by    why the long face
Score:
521
 
 tib gubb: sometimes you just gotta set your house on fire
 Side Boob: Welp...
 copunter: california.jpg
 Fett4life: This one's built on a volcanic rift fault, but it's a steal.
 Bob: Living on the edge
 whiplash: "Quick, the house is on fire--push it in the ocean to put it out!"
 msmstud: Welcome to California.
 kalligrapher: sometimes having a burrito is too much
 ch: the rich are different from you and me. for example, in this instance, they are on fire.
 Flirb Dampumple: White shape in the river is megashark
 ignatz: I hope they had cliff insurance..
 sparename: Fined for littering...
 ClockworkJackalope: "... That one burnt down, fell over and THEN sunk into the sea. But the last one... "
 San DoDo: The roof, the floor, the everything's on fire, let it burn let it burn, I do believe the flames are getting higher
Image 134746   09-29-16   Uploaded by    copunter
Score:
984
 
 Hiddentigerma: @San DoDo But venison is so good.
 Jaktai: Dinner is served.
 PenguinBartender: YEAH! I saved the fawn! *spike*
 ClockworkJackalope: And we bitch about putting on pants to go to Burger King.
 San DoDo: Plz don't let it be dinner
 grizzly: Hero
 grizzly: Hero
Image 134745   09-29-16   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
507
 
 ShoKusogi: Annnd now I won't get any sleep tonight...
 Liar tuck: Better if Christina Applegate
 Horatio: Google croissants skin suit
 ClockworkJackalope: Watermelon? Watermelllllooooone? How about that ?
 ClockworkJackalope: their ladies left them cold, but I got croissants to keep me home
 San DoDo: Was the peeling painful?
 Knice: Terradfying.
Image 134744   09-29-16   Uploaded by    copunter
Score:
520
 
 Science: I pity the infringed trademark and likeness thereof!
 ShoKusogi: Which of these guys just walked into the wrong neighborhood?
 BILL DOOR: JR. T
 foreversmug: thanks mr skeletal
 Supermansbrother: Tyler Perry's reboot of Austin Power's Doctor Evil is looking good.
 ClockworkJackalope: WHAT YOU TALKIN BOUT, FOO
 San DoDo: Who pities whom?
 PenguinBartender: Fools pitied.
Image 134743   09-29-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
696
 
 Gerris Lacustris: halloween easter dog
 Knice: Pupkin!
Image 134742   09-29-16   Uploaded by    McBomalds
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