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163943  Lestrange: I'll have an Alabama revolutionary contempt please.

163916  Wooden Spoon: Cajun blackened chicken

163936  Wooden Spoon: As a child, this is what I pictured when I heard that song

163915  winwolf: Barf, stratified.

163940  Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: I think he's going for a "They Live" look.

163921  Borkf: @fanny I was freaked out for half a second scrolling down. Such RAD though.

163944  Dan Tagonistic: Music to strangle your spouse to

163923  winwolf: Plot spoilers for The Young Pope?

163926  Borkf: Birrrdddooooqqqqq

163932  Dan Tagonistic: @Teechur Yeah I was thinking about what tape you might need. Gaffer tape is easy to tear so presumably no good?

163926  winwolf: I think your bird needs a reboot.

163936  Borkf: @Bob FAKE NEWS!

163888  Hosebag: Doberman asks why you are scratching his dinner?

163937  Borkf: @ignatz the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter But the intoxicating power of our love Transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama Where Mr Duck's embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing 'Quack quack quack quack quack'

163891  Hosebag: It was a three dog night.

163932  winwolf: @Dan Tagonistic Gaf tape would be easier...and everything's better with gaf tape.

163944  Elleander: How come they BOTH look annoyed af?

163897  Hosebag: Ow, my eye.

163908  Hosebag: Baboons are in Danny's room again.

163941  ch: ----- Pretendus wallus

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Score:
1761
 
 Knice: Return flight: #155919
 Jennerator: So friendly spaceship dot com is run by the Monsters Inc illuminati. I'm surprised that I'm surprised
 Jennerator: NO ONE plus my comment it's a social experiment
 Pizza: @gary Thanks for the link. Now to retake my place there.
 gary: Sorry, I'm completely committed to #64010
 Hyphae: !!! I'm on top!!!
 BlarfyB: I'm late as usual!
 Pizza: Interesting.
 Noremak: Amusingly, stuff like this off puts the XP system's inflation. Siezing the means of production up in here!
 VoR: Dammit...best spread this to all my friend.
 Borkf: Oh dear, I'm very late to the party.
 UseYourName: I believe
 Korrrok: It could get big after this. I'll give it a shot.
 Annoying Vegan : Darn it! Late to the party again!
 MC Delta T: PLUS PARTY!!! Ain't no party like a plus party!
 psyops: I am here. Give (+)
 trelyate: well if everyone else is doin it
 Lil Buddy: Last time we did what the image told us we got #64010. I for one will not be contributing to this madness. Also, I kinda want to see exactly where Mascot might dump.
 sporky: I'm here, I'm (+)ing and I'm ready to get (+)ed.
 Amy Housewine: I also want to make clear that I wasn't the one to break the chain. I actually did give every one before mine a Plus.
 Amy Housewine: Is everyone aware of the Toblerone thing from Twitter? That was my first thought upon seeing this image.
 ineedhepl: I can't believe I'm so late to this
 Defiance: Allo.
 sassysass: I'm here. Party begins now
 Moldred: Welp, color me gullible.
 Hiddentigerma: But does the red eye of mascot pyramid see all?
 redmonkey3: @a robot - but you're here now... POW! - great comment for you
 a robot: I'm super sad that I'm so late to the greatest comment thread ever
 Slowpoke: Last post! oh dammit.
 Chef Says: So tell me how I can get in on the bottom.
 icloud: All praise Mascot
 DrinkMixMan: I'm commenting, but Mascot don't not dump on my account.
 Ulillillia: The " users marked your comment on image #****** as a great comment" tops out at 30.
 Python77: Nothing to say but someone has to do the hard work at the top of the spaceship pyramid
 taxKilla: @Darkasnoon Cutco represent! I still have the scissors and they still cut pennies almost 20 years later.
 ieremia: porkchop sandwiches
 taxKilla: You can't argue with pyramid scheme logic.
 guccigucci: Pile on!
 Albo Grungus: Oooooooooooo aaaaaaaaaaa, I just wanted to see what it would do...
 duckybox: I'm in. Plus me, baby.
 Wet farts: @Air Biscuit so Mascot shits money? Illuminati confirmed?
 Air Biscuit: @Nope what if the dump IS the giant dollar? How much do we really know about mascot anatomy?
 ch: does this cost a dollar how do i dollar
 Alkavarion: Better Nate than Lever!
 Mexico: Fair enough.
 a sedated moose: @Wet farts hivemind.
 a sedated moose: Ahh, balls; I'm late to the party.
 Wet farts: Well it seems I showed up late to this party
 jochenau: I don't know that this is underhanded enough to be called a scheme.
 Emoji: So drunk he forgot to go home.
 Darkasnoon: Give me points! I did Vector marketing for a year, I know how this crap works.
 crazymothaofa: OH My god!
 Niels Bohr: I refuse to take part in this obvious pyramid scheme.
 XLY: Oh no I'm too late!
 Warrax: Illuminamway confirmed.
 Peach: Choo choo, all aboard.
 redmonkey3: I'd destroy that planet for a dollar!
 LogicKitty: It's refreshing to have a pyramid scheme that's honest in it's intentions
 WaffleIron: Can I tell you guys about a fantastic business opportunity ?
 ModelTRex: Free XP!
 dobbiesdoogs: okay sure
 guccigucci: This sounds legit. I'm in.
 Peter Pantsless: I LIKE THINGS
 Knice: IlluMascoti confirmed.
 Mac: Oh, shoes.
 Quackzy: Is Mascot Illuminati??
 fanny: welp I'm giving in to peer pressure.
 KyleisBobDole: While I disapprove of this I'd be an idiot not to get in on the ground level in case it does well.
 Pencil: I like pyramids.
 Ulillillia: Hey guys
 Nope: But the dump would just hit the gigantic dollar?
Image 134372   09-27-16   Uploaded by    ignatz
Score:
716
 
 Chest Rockwell: The 3D never worked.
 XLY: 209 MPH is fucking fast for an NES game
 Mr. Whiskers: Press select for 3D action! (Or for those without glasses...headache action)
 Shay: It's Rad Racer! RAAAADDDDD Racer!
 amputator: Aww that cute little fox is going to eviscerate that mouse.
Image 134371   09-27-16   Uploaded by    Janston
Score:
330
 
 Whatever: If "ET" was filmed during the next Republican administration...
 redmonkey3: @Scoo - wrong... beautifully, beautifully wrong
 dobbiesdoogs: a smoky sweet flavor, the sweetness coming from reese's pieces
 Scoo: This kills the fuck is that?
 Knice: This kills the that.
 Kohapi: Long Pig
 Peach: Okay but seriously, what is that?
 Peter Pantsless: Looks like ET phoned home too late
 pawsies: Jazz police...
 sparename: Alien Autops-i-Q
Image 134370   09-27-16   Uploaded by    frankie
Score:
360
 
 AverageJoe: Too bad I can't + myself
 Dick Inspector: At the computer.
 Kohapi: My life in one fortune. :(
Image 134369   09-27-16   Uploaded by    mickeyd
Score:
562
 
 KingTrebek: Bubbles irl
 LogicKitty: But then the cops stopped to pet the cats too and the man escaped
 Kohapi: Man, how could sombody be so........ ooh, kitties! (dashes off)
 carpwoman: As would I!
 Peter Pantsless: Priorities
Image 134368   09-27-16   Uploaded by    shadebane
Image 134367 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Captain Chaos. Boo, Captain Chaos.
Score:
368
 
 Whatever: Didn't Bush 2.0 have one too?
 AverageJoe: A gun
 ChubbyBuddy: eXistenZ VR interface port so she can visit an alternate virtual reality where people actually like her.
 LogicKitty: It's the antenna to the remote that controls all politicians
 hugs: there were mics on both their lapels, probably as backups for the podium mics in case of equipment failure. standard procedure.
 Knice: A bunch of arrows.
 Mexico: The Totsuka-no-Tsurugi, the legendary blade of sealing. When Trump inevitably loses his mind and transforms into an evil spirit during the third debate, she'll unsheathe it and slice him out of existence.
 Peter Pantsless: The back part of the jacket to a pantsuit. She sleeps in those things
 Sadbot: Lizard life support system, dugh
 Ulillillia: Wireless microphone like I assume Donald had too?
Image 134366   09-27-16   Uploaded by    Meow
Score:
531
 
 rory: @originaluser dang
 Jak: Along with its sequels, "WHICH Pixel Do I Need to Click" and "WHY Can't I Find That One Place I've Passed Eight Hundred Times"
 originaluser: Without meth he would be masturbating for 18-22. "Thanks Meth!" ;) Aaron.
 Noremak: (Nelson voice) Haw haw!
 Peter Pantsless: It was the bloodiest episode of Whose Line...for a while.
Image 134365   09-27-16   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
1487
 
 Scoo: @hearsegirl Rad for obscure narrow-gauge reference
 hearsegirl: Silverton Number Two
 Knice: That's cool as hell!
Image 134364   09-27-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
493
 
 Side Boob: Sean Connery is always Rad
 hearsegirl: License? yeah, i got a license...to drive like a nozzle, apparently
 Janston: They're just speed holes. They make the car faster.
 Peter Pantsless: "AAA? Yeah my car just got shot like five million times."
Image 134363   09-27-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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