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10959  jljocque: @avemaria Most dads in that situation would not have the option of retiring. Does that make them bad fathers?

257796  jochenau: The hand mixer is definitely for the tofu! Definitely!

257787  raditzu: No sex causes bed eyes?

257796  Dr Awkward: This is all very specific.

257437  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Ahem... "Yub Nub"

257787  jochenau: @PenguinBartender I tried to translate by hand but a) Braille is way more complicated than I thought, and b) I stopped after DITHCW, CHA.GF because I was probably doing something wrong.

257782  Dr Awkward: Oh. Men.

257788  Dr Awkward: The Fast and the Furriest

257763  SuedeOxford: "Jesus, Dave. Did you type this with your balls or something?"

257790  Dr Awkward: #WalmartLyfe

10879  jljocque: Light on the sausage.

257791  Dr Awkward: This is pretty neat, actually.

257794  Dr Awkward: Turn down for what?

257750  SpaceCow: "I think you're thinking of Pina Colada-burg."

257763  SpaceCow: "Would you like to turn on Sticky Keys?"

257772  SpaceCow: Right about then the speakers start playing Quad City DJs.

257782  SpaceCow: Only cast members of The Omen may pee here. You get out of here, Linda Blair.

257802  happier: Had a bunch of extra letters and space lol. I like it.

257791  Scoo: That would be a shame

257792  SpaceCow: His dissertation was called "You have no chance to graduate."

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257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257650 Spazstatic: UnexpectedBossFight.jpg

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"



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 Springbok: 8-16 inches
 TFChicken: That is one hell of a fivehead
 Mumbo Dingus: Rockin' the raspberry.
 Uncle Phil: You will never be this happy.
Image 134156   09-26-16   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
408
 
 Beer 30: Proving once and for all that 'roosters' do in fact have knees.
 carpwoman: Lambchop?
 hearsegirl: Falcor the Luck-Tulip
 tamarindo: Nice hat, dog.
Image 134155   09-26-16   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
131
 
 scribbs: Well...if the posts are actually graded. However, getting your professor's critique as a post reply could be embarrassing, and hilarious.
 Sadbot: Expecting people who post on stormfront to also write two papers is a tall order
 Scoo: What class is this? Shitposting 101?
 Ulillillia: Take a seat, right over there.
Image 134154   09-26-16   Uploaded by    GoodSir
Score:
718
 
 There was a bob here: His class was scheduled before you got there. Butthole.
Image 134153   09-26-16   Uploaded by    whaleshark
Score:
413
 
 Air Biscuit: Because bruce mcculloch will find you and get his pen back.
 Scoo: What's up e. e. cummings? You found a caption that capitalized 'I' but then didn't in your own?
Image 134152   09-26-16   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
342
 
 Dreforian: hashtag notmyhighfive *is sent to the image mines with naught but a pic*
 Kim: I could have sworn it was a vagina.
 XLY: dafuq? who highfives with the opposite hand?
 Ulillillia: Side-By-Side Penises Emoji
 Janston: Now this is what I call breaking news!
 Scoo: Intention does not prevent appropriation
Image 134151   09-26-16   Uploaded by    GoodSir
Score:
254
 
 SkidSolo: That air doesn't look very fresh.
Image 134150   09-26-16   Uploaded by    9inchfails
Score:
336
 
 Air Biscuit: No! They teach you to use a locking blade if youre gonna stab anyone. This swiss army knife here will probly just cost you a finger. Whoever captioned this was not a boyscout.
 DrinkMixMan: What are you gonna do, stab me? Oh, wait. You just said that.
 Janston: Is this where Swiss Army Man got its inspiration?
 Scoo: The children are right to laugh at you. That thing couldn't cut butter.
 dobbiesdoogs: that actually sounds a good way to lose it
Image 134149   09-26-16   Uploaded by    fink
Score:
355
 
 Hosebag: If you touch my virginity, I'll stab you.
 PissReagan: @Scoo all cats look like this - emotionless
 Scoo: My old cat looked just like this. He was a good cat.
Image 134148   09-26-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
499
 
 midnightmosesuk: @Niels Bohr Will do.
 Niels Bohr: @midnightmosesuk check out collegebinary's 3 minute philosophy on the youtubes. They're pretty awesome.
 Dr. Bathroom: Same home furnishings as this guy: #134141
 Warrax: We get it, you smoke pot.
 midnightmosesuk: Diogenes. Founder of the school cynicism and a hero of mine. How unexpected.
 hearsegirl: They're good dogs Brent
 a robot: The dogs seem really interested in that lamp
 guest: this guy knows all the dope spots to chill in
 Peter Pantsless: "Can I get some peace in this giant urn, or what? Goddamn."
 majorchamp: Bat-grimace.
 sparename: Homeless in the days BC - Before Cardboard
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