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262744  piranharama: But screw turtles

262750  Dr Awkward: Dont care if that nose had a penis on it. Gonna boop regardless

262744  Solemn: Use critical thinking, save red circles.

262674  some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262725  some guy : ;)

262756  hoobleton: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262737  Warrax: This is one I had to rad for being so so stupid.

262746  Zarathustra: Modern day Caligula trying to fight Poseidon

262748  apoxia: Is that a quill?

262757  Frum Temps: Frake if real.

262757  moogerator: boldly go where gnome man has gone before.

262746  tib gubb: "your character is drunk" "I attack the ocean"

262756  dirtstick: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262746  dobbiesdoogs: fishing, american style

262568  beyardo: @AlexDeLarge yup!

262602  addend: Should've printed the card in portrait mode.

262617  addend: Wish I could put you in a pool and watch you propel around.

262745  a robot: @Korrok......approves???

262754  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

262753  i peed a lil: Ive got mixed felines about this

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262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

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11. professorpig: 1400 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1398 points
13. Pizza: 1387 points
14. ineedhepl: 1383 points
15. frankie: 1326 points
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 DrinkMixMan: If this is aimed at Baby Boomers, they know their market.
 Bluetocracy: Don't even try to get close to the GT40 unless you are. :((((
 Mister Beef: I still want a GT40. If I win the lotto, that will be my first purchase.
 kinggheedra: Appealing to irresponsibility as a sales tactic... is probably effective...
 dobbiesdoogs: no, i want those fucks out of my house, i can buy the cobra later
Image 133971   09-25-16   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
 wakkawakka: Are we still doing phrasing?
 Jennerator: This article blew me away
 drhilljack: Editing. Not what it used to me.
 Bluetocracy: someone had a bad bout of ibs inside Cobain's head
 Scoo: Marilyn Manson is still bleak? Aww, that's so sad...
 Warrax: Too soon?
 Knice: Wow.
 dobbiesdoogs: i hope it's in imax
 sparename: Kurtains
Image 133970   09-25-16   Uploaded by    homeless
 duckfarts: is this like og cards against humanity
 artfulcodger: Election 2016
 Bluetocracy: ... At forgetting what you were all about.
 Derp Herpigan: The one on the bottom was picked first.
Image 133969   09-25-16   Uploaded by    Callahan
 Bluetocracy: Oh, for fuck's sake. Let him Bieber. He's just a middle aged man, trying to be ignored.
 Peter Pantsless: No, because horror movies can be entertaining
Image 133968   09-25-16   Uploaded by    phailsauce
 Bert Bertbert: AVENGE ME BEEBO!
 mwoody: A sequel to Seaman?
 funny in the wall: don't the walls cave in on you @scribbs
 scribbs: Where's your head at?
 Himesama: Aww yisss
Image 133967   09-25-16   Uploaded by    zika lika
 Rent A Dog: (Heavy Breathing)
 Mad Collager: I have a club foot that's asleep. What Now!?!
 dobbiesdoogs: i'm in the club with my dog sleeping on my foot WHAT NOW
Image 133966   09-25-16   Uploaded by    shadebane
 Bluetocracy: hamurabe
 Warrax: I thought it was Adam and Steve, not Adam and Eugene.
 sparename: " # Under bridges, over bridges, to our destination, Careful with that spliff Eugene, it causes condensation # "
 Prombom: I assume Eugene is a horse. Possibly Adams's Girlfriend too.
 Derp Herpigan: Eugene's m- mom? motorcycle? What?
Image 133965   09-25-16   Uploaded by    theaquaman
 Jennerator: The land of YouTube comments
 DrinkMixMan: fire FIRE
 Bluetocracy: Aftermath of Taco Bell
 WTF: Shits on fire yo
 scribbs: Turns out the road to Hell isn't paved at all.
Image 133964   09-25-16   Uploaded by    omgpro
 SpaceCow: We all have hope until it's destroyed.
 wakkawakka: lol, yeah they will.
 duckfarts: cya later
 duckfarts: too late
 DrinkMixMan: Cur babies will be sons of bitches.
 Morn Bumbies: Try losing the mask.
 scribbs: They're going to be shitbirds instead.
 guest: this is what everyone thinks
 Nope: Speak for yourself
Image 133963   09-25-16   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
 AverageJoe: poop is bad for plants
 Korrok: Fuck off sign, I do what I want!
 DrinkMixMan: Oh... bad dog! I condemn you to hell!
 kate shutupton: I have to. :(
 Scoo: The Eleventh Commandment is the most important
 kinggheedra: ever?
 scribbs: If I can't poop, what am I supposed to do with this asshole?
 Warrax: "Marge, just about everything is a sin. You ever sat down and read this thing? Technically, we're not allowed to go to the bathroom."
 Jennerator: It's actually two separate signs - the top warns there are no public restrooms
 dobbiesdoogs: sir, there's been an unforeseen problem in the new signage campaign: dogs can't read
Image 133962   09-25-16   Uploaded by    durian
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