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273123  Bluetocracy: So that's what the sound in the wall has been for the last 6 years!

273133  Not A Bot: awww! baby gojira is so cute!

273127  Passive: "0 town, 1 highway"

273105  Passive: Hat's off to ya

272989  Theimposter: Aunt Jemima, flavored with 100% real southern racism.

273127  Prostata: It's a wonderful chance to make a difference and prevent scenes like this. Just an hour into Micropenis Telethon, the total stands at $2m. Friends, Please give generously..."

273024  Theimposter: The cat ate all of her food and this pic is her plea for help, clearly.

273125  boxboxbox: Is the roller upfront showing the last thing they rode over?

273028  Theimposter: ET before the 're enactment for television'

273064  DrNinjaman: My only regret is that I have boneitis.

273069  DrNinjaman: That's the right idea, but you're gonna need a whole lot more balloons.

273123  Teechur: H...e....y......K...o..o..l....A...i...d...!

273124  Teechur: @Prostata Fuzzy rump (probably somebody's dancing name)

273124  DrNinjaman: [Throws pokeball]

273114  Passive: "Hi, I'm here to eat your sneakers and then poop on them"

273094  DrNinjaman: Ultimate Tinder

273107  lecj07: "So, how did this get lodged inside you again?" "Eiffel on it."

273043  Theimposter: @Side Boob: Weep not for the dead.

273125  Sadbot: Read the banner, Mike Lester!

273122  Passive: "Here is that cat scan you ordered"

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272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273043 Theimposter: @Side Boob: Weep not for the dead.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272992 ignatz: .. I have no idea why that's cool tho..

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 DrinkMixMan: If this is aimed at Baby Boomers, they know their market.
 Bluetocracy: Don't even try to get close to the GT40 unless you are. :((((
 Mister Beef: I still want a GT40. If I win the lotto, that will be my first purchase.
 kinggheedra: Appealing to irresponsibility as a sales tactic... is probably effective...
 dobbiesdoogs: no, i want those fucks out of my house, i can buy the cobra later
Image 133971   09-25-16   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
 wakkawakka: Are we still doing phrasing?
 Jennerator: This article blew me away
 drhilljack: Editing. Not what it used to me.
 Bluetocracy: someone had a bad bout of ibs inside Cobain's head
 daver: Marilyn Manson is still bleak? Aww, that's so sad...
 Warrax: Too soon?
 Knice: Wow.
 dobbiesdoogs: i hope it's in imax
 sparename: Kurtains
Image 133970   09-25-16   Uploaded by    homeless
 duckfarts: is this like og cards against humanity
 artfulcodger: Election 2016
 Bluetocracy: ... At forgetting what you were all about.
 Derp Herpigan: The one on the bottom was picked first.
Image 133969   09-25-16   Uploaded by    Callahan
 Bluetocracy: Oh, for fuck's sake. Let him Bieber. He's just a middle aged man, trying to be ignored.
 Peter Pantsless: No, because horror movies can be entertaining
Image 133968   09-25-16   Uploaded by    phailsauce
 Bert Bertbert: AVENGE ME BEEBO!
 mwoody: A sequel to Seaman?
 funny in the wall: don't the walls cave in on you @scribbs
 scribbs: Where's your head at?
 Himesama: Aww yisss
Image 133967   09-25-16   Uploaded by    zika lika
 Rent A Dog: (Heavy Breathing)
 Mad Collager: I have a club foot that's asleep. What Now!?!
 dobbiesdoogs: i'm in the club with my dog sleeping on my foot WHAT NOW
Image 133966   09-25-16   Uploaded by    shadebane
 Bluetocracy: hamurabe
 Warrax: I thought it was Adam and Steve, not Adam and Eugene.
 sparename: " # Under bridges, over bridges, to our destination, Careful with that spliff Eugene, it causes condensation # "
 Prombom: I assume Eugene is a horse. Possibly Adams's Girlfriend too.
 Derp Herpigan: Eugene's m- mom? motorcycle? What?
Image 133965   09-25-16   Uploaded by    theaquaman
 Jennerator: The land of YouTube comments
 DrinkMixMan: fire FIRE
 Bluetocracy: Aftermath of Taco Bell
 WTF: Shits on fire yo
 scribbs: Turns out the road to Hell isn't paved at all.
Image 133964   09-25-16   Uploaded by    omgpro
 SpaceCow: We all have hope until it's destroyed.
 wakkawakka: lol, yeah they will.
 duckfarts: cya later
 duckfarts: too late
 DrinkMixMan: Cur babies will be sons of bitches.
 Morn Bumbies: Try losing the mask.
 scribbs: They're going to be shitbirds instead.
 guest: this is what everyone thinks
 Nope: Speak for yourself
Image 133963   09-25-16   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
 AverageJoe: poop is bad for plants
 Korrok: Fuck off sign, I do what I want!
 DrinkMixMan: Oh... bad dog! I condemn you to hell!
 kate shutupton: I have to. :(
 Borb Prembus: The Eleventh Commandment is the most important
 kinggheedra: ever?
 scribbs: If I can't poop, what am I supposed to do with this asshole?
 Warrax: "Marge, just about everything is a sin. You ever sat down and read this thing? Technically, we're not allowed to go to the bathroom."
 Jennerator: It's actually two separate signs - the top warns there are no public restrooms
 dobbiesdoogs: sir, there's been an unforeseen problem in the new signage campaign: dogs can't read
Image 133962   09-25-16   Uploaded by    durian
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