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262744  piranharama: But screw turtles

262750  Dr Awkward: Dont care if that nose had a penis on it. Gonna boop regardless

262744  Solemn: Use critical thinking, save red circles.

262674  some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262725  some guy : ;)

262756  hoobleton: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262737  Warrax: This is one I had to rad for being so so stupid.

262746  Zarathustra: Modern day Caligula trying to fight Poseidon

262748  apoxia: Is that a quill?

262757  Frum Temps: Frake if real.

262757  moogerator: boldly go where gnome man has gone before.

262746  tib gubb: "your character is drunk" "I attack the ocean"

262756  dirtstick: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262746  dobbiesdoogs: fishing, american style

262568  beyardo: @AlexDeLarge yup!

262602  addend: Should've printed the card in portrait mode.

262617  addend: Wish I could put you in a pool and watch you propel around.

262745  a robot: @Korrok......approves???

262754  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

262753  i peed a lil: Ive got mixed felines about this

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8. Not A Bot
9. Scoo
10. bug

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262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

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Dominus Umbrae uploaded 262240 (745 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 262650 (738 points)
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10. drhenry: 1438 points
11. professorpig: 1400 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1398 points
13. Pizza: 1387 points
14. ineedhepl: 1383 points
15. frankie: 1326 points
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 Chest Rockwell: Someone found a spider in the sink.
 Whatever: You don't want to see the hair clog in the drain - it will look back up at you with huge red bloodshot eyes
 Mr. Shine: This is the second-worst Meth lab i've ever seen.
 Derp Herpigan: @Derp Herpigan *Thou
 Derp Herpigan: Though shalt not poop!
Image 133961   09-25-16   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
 petepuma: Best prom ever
 Dick Inspector: This is what happens when you DON'T get a Happy Meal.
 Jennerator: This is how my parents met.
 tib gubb: finally able to afford a sitter
 dobbiesdoogs: zz-zz-zzz-zz-zzzzzz i'm snorin' it
 Warrax: Did they died?
 Knice: They look beat t'us.
Image 133960   09-25-16   Uploaded by    amputator
Image 133959 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Clim Tinties. You have brought shame on us, Clim Tinties.
 Cami: I'm OK with this.
 Jennerator: It's Paris advertising her hotels
 Slowpoke: Surprising twist: they're a guy's legs... the next billboard is for hair removal.
 Skinr: You could have a steam train / If you just lay down your track / You could have an aeroplane, flying / If you bring your blue sky back
 Teechur: I think I'm just going to call that a tree in the middle there.....
 dobbiesdoogs: show mom you love her with a highway on mother's day
Image 133958   09-25-16   Uploaded by    drhenry
 gary: I used to staple a dropped gem on my trousers, so there's no judgement from me. Rad.
 Teechur: The splint you used was made out of that plant's uncle.
 itskando: Yayy!
 Knice: Get well soon!
Image 133957   09-25-16   Uploaded by    propro
 VoR: *must not squint* hhnnnnngn
 DrinkMixMan: She just learned the price of premium cock
 Cami: Graves' disease?
 Headoftheclass: What channel will you be on when diarrhea strikes?
 Mominous: Stick-on googly eyes make everything funnier
 Hosebag: Surprise butt secks.
 annterland: ...or her 'uh-oh' face
 Skinr: She just realized that her male college intern is making more money than she is
 annterland: Where will YOU be when diarrhea strikes?
 Warrax: Employment goals: Pass for human, frame Roger Rabbit, build freeway.
 Jennerator: That's my cold toilet seat face
 Theta Zero: Your double XP means nothing to me, Aggro-gods, when I must pay for purple now.
 kalligrapher: From that look .. you have a looooong way to reach "desirable"
 dobbiesdoogs: she's just reacting to the icbm news she just saw
Image 133956   09-25-16   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
 DarkTeddy: Probably chinese knockoff
 Daegann: That's not tax. Just the tip.
 KingTrebek: That's some pricey cock...
 Mad Collager: Would you get a deal on 71?
 a robot: The cashier approves
 Skinr: dammit, someone filled up my cock with unleaded!
 Jennerator: Sold by the dozen in the bukkake aisle
 kalligrapher: well .. that order has put a smile on his face
 amyandy: I can only afford discount cock
 scribbs: The sales tax on cock is outrageous!
 dobbiesdoogs: they also bought two standard cocks
 p nut: Address of this establishment please!
Image 133955   09-25-16   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
 DrinkMixMan: daddy would you like to be some sausages?
 CHA: Why even bother with sheet music if your neck is broken and you can't see it anyway.
 ethernet: The first little piggy had pants made of cheesecloth, the second made of heshan, but the third had denims and no matter how hard the wolf blew, they would not come off.
 Flirb Dampumple: What a sausage party
 Skinr: LITTLE PIG, LITTLE PiG, LET ME IN! (Not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin!)
 scribbs: He huffed and he puffed and he couldn't blow the piano stool over.
Image 133954   09-25-16   Uploaded by    GoodSir
 chunk norris: same @Flirb Dampumple
 hajjpodge: dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed
 Flirb Dampumple: Same
 San DoDo: Life goals?
 itskando: @LaeMi Nah, it's embracing the fact.
 kalligrapher: @LaeMi Nope - the pink negligee makes him feel special.
 tane: You think that makes you special?
Image 133953   09-25-16   Uploaded by    beyardo
 sparename: Is this that Bloody Mary I keep hearing about?
 Knice: She lost weight by chugging ketchup! Grey Poupon hates her! #44999
 scribbs: @LaeMi Noted, though I kinda feel like I shouldn't really murder anybody.
 guest: at least it's she has some class and isn't using the plastic bottle
 Dominus Umbrae: Warning: do no murder this woman. Her body will take centuries to decompose in a shallow grave.
Image 133952   09-25-16   Uploaded by    Jolly Well
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