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273132  El hefe: You are what you eat

273123  nathan: What's the horse piss joke about, by the way?

273095  Bluetocracy: Febreeze ain't gonna fix that.

273126  a sedated moose: Unlimited power!

273123  Bluetocracy: So that's what the sound in the wall has been for the last 6 years!

273133  Not A Bot: awww! baby gojira is so cute!

273127  Passive: "0 town, 1 highway"

273105  Passive: Hat's off to ya

272989  Theimposter: Aunt Jemima, flavored with 100% real southern racism.

273127  Prostata: It's a wonderful chance to make a difference and prevent scenes like this. Just an hour into Micropenis Telethon, the total stands at $2m. Friends, Please give generously..."

273024  Theimposter: The cat ate all of her food and this pic is her plea for help, clearly.

273125  boxboxbox: Is the roller upfront showing the last thing they rode over?

273028  Theimposter: ET before the 're enactment for television'

273064  DrNinjaman: My only regret is that I have boneitis.

273069  DrNinjaman: That's the right idea, but you're gonna need a whole lot more balloons.

273123  Teechur: H...e....y......K...o..o..l....A...i...d...!

273124  Teechur: @Prostata Fuzzy rump (probably somebody's dancing name)

273124  DrNinjaman: [Throws pokeball]

273114  Passive: "Hi, I'm here to eat your sneakers and then poop on them"

273094  DrNinjaman: Ultimate Tinder

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272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.

273043 Theimposter: @Side Boob: Weep not for the dead.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272984 Micro Jackson: I could live here

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....

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 Chest Rockwell: Someone found a spider in the sink.
 Whatever: You don't want to see the hair clog in the drain - it will look back up at you with huge red bloodshot eyes
 Mr. Shine: This is the second-worst Meth lab i've ever seen.
 Derp Herpigan: @Derp Herpigan *Thou
 Derp Herpigan: Though shalt not poop!
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 Dick Inspector: This is what happens when you DON'T get a Happy Meal.
 Jennerator: This is how my parents met.
 tib gubb: finally able to afford a sitter
 dobbiesdoogs: zz-zz-zzz-zz-zzzzzz i'm snorin' it
 Warrax: Did they died?
 Knice: They look beat t'us.
Image 133960   09-25-16   Uploaded by    amputator
Image 133959 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

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 Cami: I'm OK with this.
 Slowpoke: Surprising twist: they're a guy's legs... the next billboard is for hair removal.
 Skinr: You could have a steam train / If you just lay down your track / You could have an aeroplane, flying / If you bring your blue sky back
 Teechur: I think I'm just going to call that a tree in the middle there.....
 dobbiesdoogs: show mom you love her with a highway on mother's day
Image 133958   09-25-16   Uploaded by    drhenry
 gary: I used to staple a dropped gem on my trousers, so there's no judgement from me. Rad.
 Teechur: The splint you used was made out of that plant's uncle.
 itskando: Yayy!
 Knice: Get well soon!
Image 133957   09-25-16   Uploaded by    propro
 boxboxbox: *must not squint* hhnnnnngn
 DrinkMixMan: She just learned the price of premium cock
 Cami: Graves' disease?
 Headoftheclass: What channel will you be on when diarrhea strikes?
 Mominous: Stick-on googly eyes make everything funnier
 Hosebag: Surprise butt secks.
 annterland: ...or her 'uh-oh' face
 Skinr: She just realized that her male college intern is making more money than she is
 annterland: Where will YOU be when diarrhea strikes?
 Warrax: Employment goals: Pass for human, frame Roger Rabbit, build freeway.
 Jennerator: That's my cold toilet seat face
 boomboomboom: Your double XP means nothing to me, Aggro-gods, when I must pay for purple now.
 kalligrapher: From that look .. you have a looooong way to reach "desirable"
 dobbiesdoogs: she's just reacting to the icbm news she just saw
Image 133956   09-25-16   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
 DarkTeddy: Probably chinese knockoff
 Daegann: That's not tax. Just the tip.
 KingTrebek: That's some pricey cock...
 Mad Collager: Would you get a deal on 71?
 a robot: The cashier approves
 Skinr: dammit, someone filled up my cock with unleaded!
 Jennerator: Sold by the dozen in the bukkake aisle
 kalligrapher: well .. that order has put a smile on his face
 amyandy: I can only afford discount cock
 scribbs: The sales tax on cock is outrageous!
 dobbiesdoogs: they also bought two standard cocks
 p nut: Address of this establishment please!
Image 133955   09-25-16   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
 DrinkMixMan: daddy would you like to be some sausages?
 CHA: Why even bother with sheet music if your neck is broken and you can't see it anyway.
 ethernet: The first little piggy had pants made of cheesecloth, the second made of heshan, but the third had denims and no matter how hard the wolf blew, they would not come off.
 Flirb Dampumple: What a sausage party
 Skinr: LITTLE PIG, LITTLE PiG, LET ME IN! (Not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin!)
 scribbs: He huffed and he puffed and he couldn't blow the piano stool over.
Image 133954   09-25-16   Uploaded by    GoodSir
 chunk norris: same @Flirb Dampumple
 hajjpodge: dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed
 Flirb Dampumple: Same
 San DoDo: Life goals?
 itskando: @LaeMi Nah, it's embracing the fact.
 kalligrapher: @LaeMi Nope - the pink negligee makes him feel special.
 tane: You think that makes you special?
Image 133953   09-25-16   Uploaded by    beyardo
 sparename: Is this that Bloody Mary I keep hearing about?
 Knice: She lost weight by chugging ketchup! Grey Poupon hates her! #44999
 scribbs: @LaeMi Noted, though I kinda feel like I shouldn't really murder anybody.
 guest: at least it's she has some class and isn't using the plastic bottle
 Dominus Umbrae: Warning: do no murder this woman. Her body will take centuries to decompose in a shallow grave.
Image 133952   09-25-16   Uploaded by    Jolly Well
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