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244466  VoR: 5. Hole in the floor

244467  VoR: Resting on birch face

244462  Sandor: Is the teacher Contact Commander's brother?

244465  Sandor: Would be better without Garfield

244467  tib gubb: resting birb face

244480  sparename: Single or double?

244408  PenguinBartender: @lecj07 Overall, they had to be realistic and acknowledge they'd lose fewer of their numbers to their own weapons if they just cut off their own ring fingers.

244462  VeeKay: Unrealistic standard of NASCAR drivers ed.

244469  funny in the wall: are we saying that tide is the tortured artist and not a soulless evil corporation?

244440  PenguinBartender: Foiled!

244443  PenguinBartender: FIGHT!

244468  VeeKay: Truly a turd among images that don't actually show a turd.

244467  FabricMan: Say the secret bird, win a hundred dollars!

244463  PenguinBartender: *slowly looks down at finger on mousewheel*

244371  a sedated moose: @Yurishiro eh, fair enough.

244469  Slerzy: So is the tide pod the art, or the casual existential angst of generation z?

244427  Felicity: Same

244317  jazzjunkie: @piranharama Lifted up by a forklift supported by yet another forklift, I presume.

244449  Felicity: Very 90s

244338  jazzjunkie: VHS can store hi-def video, but nobody cared until it was already too late.

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9. Scoo
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244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244222 White Rice: @wolfpk yeah he did try that (and if failed spectacularly, fortunately) but he still has way too many fans who think he didn't (and couldn't) do any wrong. That kind of stuff wasn't cool when "shock-jocks" were trying it on the radio, and surprisingly it still isn't cool (outside of 14 year old "edgy" boys).

244359 FireBreathingMarmot: Finally!

244406 Side Boob: Same.

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244227 bug: I guess shooting them in the barrel was still a little too difficult.

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.



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Score:
731
 
 DrinkMixMan: I BM on your IBM
 Mad Collager: So, this is now a lapbottom?
 Korrok: Why can't my computer do this?
 Annoying Vegan : This porn is three dimensional.
 Dr. Bathroom: This porn is so realistic!
 Peter Pantsless: Talk about shitposting
 bug: dsfkljvslkjds;lkfjsdlkfjlckxvjd,cnbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
 scribbs: Why does my keyboard smell like...uh-oh.
 fanny: well, now you all know how I upload to the spaceship
 Warrax: You wouldn't download an ass, would you?
 dobbiesdoogs: clickbutt
 fakeplastic: I fits, I sits.
 Nope: Same
Image 133941   09-25-16   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
Image 133940 is unbelievably bad (score -17) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Toasted Taco Brunchito. We'll pray for you, Toasted Taco Brunchito.
Score:
337
 
 DrinkMixMan: Whoa, haha, sorry about the typo folks! That was supposed to read "castration."
 chemical: Tipping his Fedora back, he wiped the beads of sweat from his brow.
 Beef Supreme: Decapitation? I call dibs on the quickening!
 Skinr: my local gaming store has a sign with Samus Aran that reads "Shoplifters will be EXECUTED"
 Warrax: Just what the world needs, a return to medieval punishment.
 scribbs: I'd love to report, but I can't read the number.
 dobbiesdoogs: tough but fair
Image 133939   09-25-16   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
Score:
193
 
 Air Biscuit: Scented deterrent.
 DrinkMixMan: side dish
 Mad Collager: Campaign promises
 Korrok: Frosting.
 Ulillillia: Lilo Stitch
 scribbs: It would be more helpful to explain to Mr. Stitch how to use an internet search engine. Just sayin'.
 midnightmosesuk: Burying your head.
 SomeOtherCanadian: No one can help you.
 annterland: Playground mulch
 SunWukong: Disposal of victims.
 Nope: Lube
 Nope: Skyline chili filler
 Nope: Landscaping
 Nope: Moisturizer
Image 133938   09-25-16   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
669
 
 Air Biscuit: Rubber was a good movie.
 SpaceCow: If coffee is weeping out your mucous membranes, you'd drank too much.
 Headoftheclass: I'm bald.
 Dr. Bathroom: ANGERY.
 pig 3: OOOOOO CCCCCCC DDDDDDD
 whiplash: The sad day that Canadian Tire money was devalued...
 Sandor: Cannot unsee the events at Skyline Chili
 midnightmosesuk: I know how it feels.
 Chocolate Pain: Before you die, you see the ring.
 SunWukong: It's a dead rubber.
 dobbiesdoogs: the tire that will kill your family
 Amy Housewine: I'm so tyred/tyred of being admired/tyred of love uninspired
Image 133937   09-25-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
316
 
 kate shutupton: This feminism is weird.
 Mad Collager: @Dreforian Well played!
 Dreforian: @a robot @Mad Collager Replace all of the bolding with quotation marks and read it again!
 a robot: @Mad Collager Hey, I like your interpretation. And here I thought Beast was supposed to be smart
 Mad Collager: @carpwoman Maybe Jean Grey was really just trying to say "Screw you!". Hank Beast McCoy doesn't seem to get it though.
 Skinr: The Uncanny seXist-Men
 Jennerator: Wait that's not pliers?
 scribbs: Nouns have gender, people have sex. Except for you, because you're an asshole.
 dobbiesdoogs: the x-handymen
 carpwoman: Still funny in context.
 carpwoman: Mental Floss says "In X-men #28 (1967), writer Roy Thomas falsely wrote pliers instead of "screwdriver." The result: Hank Beast McCoys backhanded compliment to Jean Grey turned into a full-on insult to all women."
Image 133936   09-25-16   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
248
 
 Skinr: I've seen public restrooms that are like this
 Whatever: You had just one job
 dobbiesdoogs: why can't i turn the lights off?
Image 133935   09-25-16   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
484
 
 Mad Collager: @carpwoman I am not one bit surprised!
 carpwoman: @Mad Collager - I got mad skillz, yo.
 Mad Collager: @carpwoman How'd you put it together?
 Skinr: "I'm a Barbie doll, but I've got brains! / I've got brains and I like sex!"
 carpwoman: @Warrax - IKEA
 Warrax: That is one huge bed. Where do you buy a bed that damn huge?
 Knice: @carpwoman You need a Korrok 2016 sticker. :-)
 scribbs: That's how alone many of us sometimes feel in our beds.
 Fiasco: @carpwoman Well we know that you've got the right literature for keeping bugs out of your teeth.
 winwolf: @carpwoman Not necessarily in that order. Looks cozy.
 carpwoman: @Knice - I'm actually surprised she stays on the bike. Our groups mascot is the frog, but I'm not one to decorate my bike like some of the ladies. One simple sticker, one goofy doll....and a shit load of dead bugs on the windscreen lol.
 carpwoman: @Winwolf - She was tired and wanted vodka, popcorn, and a movie.
 Fiasco: Tired after a long motorcycle run!
 Knice: Make sure you don't leave her at the hotel!
 Peter Pantsless: I'm worried about being small in bed, but damn
Image 133934   09-25-16   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
168
 
 dobbiesdoogs: well it's an rv, i kinda figured
Image 133933   09-25-16   Uploaded by    breadtoaster
Score:
316
 
 KingTrebek: oh well whatever nevermind
 carpwoman: @Annoying Vegan - Same kid!
 Annoying Vegan : Same kid? Or just some dude?
 Warrax: No longer chasing capitalism I see.
 Sandor: I wanted to write a bad joke, but nevermind
 carpwoman: He wanted to do this naked but the photographer wasn't so keen on that idea.
 Fiasco: No longer in utero.
Image 133932   09-25-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
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