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258418  Solemn: @Not A Bot Hey, that's my line!

258412  Solemn: Fun fact: this is an article from 'The Foghorn News', the paper of Del Mar College in Corpus Christi, Texas. There's a version of this on their website, with several people yelling at the author to take down the article due to it contradicting various articles of scripture, which they happily list for the reader's benefit.

258417  AlexDeLarge: Sorry, goose, but it's time to buzz the tower

258412  Mr. Shine: @AlexDeLarge that's likely.

258419  Mr. Shine: Most likely true.

258402  AlexDeLarge: Hyperbolic parabaloid *beep* yo mama!

258412  AlexDeLarge: He wanted an excuse to show off stuff from his deviantart page?

258418  Not A Bot: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

258365  hajjpodge: @Annoying Vegan Maybe you have sleep apnea and you're disturbing him.

258380  hajjpodge: Finally, a wrinkle removing cream that REALLY works!

257419  Mr Bleak: Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ...

258402  White Rice: For bonus points, make sure to alliterate the insults (though the current list is sorely lacking)

258405  White Rice: Welp, time to get mauled while trying to pet a big cat.

258410  Prostata: who lives in a pineapple next to the couch?

258337  TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258412  jochenau: Spice up your sex life with the College Newspaper Sex Advice Column position!

258402  NoRagrets: Bulbous fuck demon sounds like a compliment

258411  mwoody: You kill his spider family. What's coming isn't revenge... it's punishment.

258394  Korrok: Kinky....

258412  Peter Pantsless: Oh, hi Mark

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258270 berlin: me too

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

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258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

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 DrinkMixMan: I BM on your IBM
 Mad Collager: So, this is now a lapbottom?
 Korrok: Why can't my computer do this?
 Annoying Vegan : This porn is three dimensional.
 Dr. Bathroom: This porn is so realistic!
 Peter Pantsless: Talk about shitposting
 bug: dsfkljvslkjds;lkfjsdlkfjlckxvjd,cnbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
 scribbs: Why does my keyboard smell like...uh-oh.
 fanny: well, now you all know how I upload to the spaceship
 Warrax: You wouldn't download an ass, would you?
 dobbiesdoogs: clickbutt
 fakeplastic: I fits, I sits.
 Nope: Same
Image 133941   09-25-16   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
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 DrinkMixMan: Whoa, haha, sorry about the typo folks! That was supposed to read "castration."
 chemical: Tipping his Fedora back, he wiped the beads of sweat from his brow.
 Beef Supreme: Decapitation? I call dibs on the quickening!
 Skinr: my local gaming store has a sign with Samus Aran that reads "Shoplifters will be EXECUTED"
 Warrax: Just what the world needs, a return to medieval punishment.
 scribbs: I'd love to report, but I can't read the number.
 dobbiesdoogs: tough but fair
Image 133939   09-25-16   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
 Air Biscuit: Scented deterrent.
 DrinkMixMan: side dish
 Mad Collager: Campaign promises
 Korrok: Frosting.
 Ulillillia: Lilo Stitch
 scribbs: It would be more helpful to explain to Mr. Stitch how to use an internet search engine. Just sayin'.
 midnightmosesuk: Burying your head.
 SomeOtherCanadian: No one can help you.
 annterland: Playground mulch
 SunWukong: Disposal of victims.
 Nope: Lube
 Nope: Skyline chili filler
 Nope: Landscaping
 Nope: Moisturizer
Image 133938   09-25-16   Uploaded by    carpwoman
 Air Biscuit: Rubber was a good movie.
 SpaceCow: If coffee is weeping out your mucous membranes, you'd drank too much.
 Headoftheclass: I'm bald.
 Dr. Bathroom: ANGERY.
 whiplash: The sad day that Canadian Tire money was devalued...
 Sandor: Cannot unsee the events at Skyline Chili
 midnightmosesuk: I know how it feels.
 Chocolate Pain: Before you die, you see the ring.
 SunWukong: It's a dead rubber.
 dobbiesdoogs: the tire that will kill your family
 Amy Housewine: I'm so tyred/tyred of being admired/tyred of love uninspired
Image 133937   09-25-16   Uploaded by    a robot
 kate shutupton: This feminism is weird.
 Mad Collager: @Dreforian Well played!
 Dreforian: @a robot @Mad Collager Replace all of the bolding with quotation marks and read it again!
 a robot: @Mad Collager Hey, I like your interpretation. And here I thought Beast was supposed to be smart
 Mad Collager: @carpwoman Maybe Jean Grey was really just trying to say "Screw you!". Hank Beast McCoy doesn't seem to get it though.
 Skinr: The Uncanny seXist-Men
 Jennerator: Wait that's not pliers?
 scribbs: Nouns have gender, people have sex. Except for you, because you're an asshole.
 dobbiesdoogs: the x-handymen
 carpwoman: Still funny in context.
 carpwoman: Mental Floss says "In X-men #28 (1967), writer Roy Thomas falsely wrote pliers instead of "screwdriver." The result: Hank Beast McCoys backhanded compliment to Jean Grey turned into a full-on insult to all women."
Image 133936   09-25-16   Uploaded by    carpwoman
 Skinr: I've seen public restrooms that are like this
 Whatever: You had just one job
 dobbiesdoogs: why can't i turn the lights off?
Image 133935   09-25-16   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
 Mad Collager: @carpwoman I am not one bit surprised!
 carpwoman: @Mad Collager - I got mad skillz, yo.
 Mad Collager: @carpwoman How'd you put it together?
 Skinr: "I'm a Barbie doll, but I've got brains! / I've got brains and I like sex!"
 carpwoman: @Warrax - IKEA
 Warrax: That is one huge bed. Where do you buy a bed that damn huge?
 Knice: @carpwoman You need a Korrok 2016 sticker. :-)
 scribbs: That's how alone many of us sometimes feel in our beds.
 Fiasco: @carpwoman Well we know that you've got the right literature for keeping bugs out of your teeth.
 winwolf: @carpwoman Not necessarily in that order. Looks cozy.
 carpwoman: @Knice - I'm actually surprised she stays on the bike. Our groups mascot is the frog, but I'm not one to decorate my bike like some of the ladies. One simple sticker, one goofy doll....and a shit load of dead bugs on the windscreen lol.
 carpwoman: @Winwolf - She was tired and wanted vodka, popcorn, and a movie.
 Fiasco: Tired after a long motorcycle run!
 Knice: Make sure you don't leave her at the hotel!
 Peter Pantsless: I'm worried about being small in bed, but damn
Image 133934   09-25-16   Uploaded by    carpwoman
 dobbiesdoogs: well it's an rv, i kinda figured
Image 133933   09-25-16   Uploaded by    breadtoaster
 KingTrebek: oh well whatever nevermind
 carpwoman: @Annoying Vegan - Same kid!
 Annoying Vegan : Same kid? Or just some dude?
 Warrax: No longer chasing capitalism I see.
 Sandor: I wanted to write a bad joke, but nevermind
 carpwoman: He wanted to do this naked but the photographer wasn't so keen on that idea.
 Fiasco: No longer in utero.
Image 133932   09-25-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
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