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273221  Not A Bot: I prefer Lock, Shock and Barrel

273115  WannaBee: You have a house phone?

273126  WannaBee: Over dramatic cat just wants to be fed.

273140  WannaBee: He's probably wondering why someone's taking a picture of him eating.

273239  Amiga 1000: I like corm.

273158  WannaBee: @fanny Don't forget Betamax!

273159  WannaBee: @Sadbot Well yeah, I've always wondered how robots shower.

273165  WannaBee: If I'm running, you better run too.

273179  WannaBee: Another one bites the dust?

273213  tears as lube: Despite the geometry, would.

273233  Korrok: I can dig it.

273230  tib gubb: am house

273236  tib gubb: oh, so that's what all the fuss is about

273215  Yam: Swanky Granny

273237  Whatever: Or maybe they are just stalkers aspiring to be like Kavanaugh

273207  Teechur: Award for Good Doggo

273231  BavidDowie: Do you like apples?

273232  BavidDowie: Ew! It was full of blood!

273238  BavidDowie: Long Distance mlem

273233  some guy : @james phrasing

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273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272882 charlemagne: @Mr. Butt wait till you see how he looks post ketamin

272992 ignatz: .. I have no idea why that's cool tho..

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11. Never AFK: 1756 points
12. parrotsnest: 1737 points
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14. Mexico: 1670 points
15. Shay: 1647 points
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 l0dan: @Jaunty Shrimp I have a bone to pick with you...
 fanny: @Jaunty Shrimp hell yeah welcome (back?) to purple!
 Jaunty Shrimp: @a robot *wipes tear from my crustacean face*
 a robot: @Jaunty Shrimp Purple shrimp are the most jaunty!
 Jaunty Shrimp: *belatedly joins Patreon*
 KL1NGON: @WaffleIron - See what happens now?
 necronomicon: Hmm, must be Betty Crocker necronomicon edition: Cookbook of the Dead.
 Fiasco: Haha... Hint hint
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: If we had a bigger budget we could add all kinds of features.
 WaffleIron: @FRIENDLIEST-OF-SPACESHIP-COMMANDERS : alowing us to remove our images from the queue when we make a boo boo would be super cool. It could be implemented on the "your uploads" page; a simple button to send it to the shredder instead of the front page.
 SkidSolo: I expected more corny comments on this image.
 fanny: @Fiasco no I cropped it but uploaded the uncropped, noticed it and tried to upload cropped hoping that the wise old image bot would chose it, but it was rejected
 Knice: Wow, I thought *I* liked corn!
 ping: Rad for SlowMo Guys.
 Peter Pantsless: Practical solutions for everyday problems
 Fiasco: @fanny Did it add the bars automagically?
 Jaunty Shrimp: Hot cob in the city, runnin' wild and tastin' pretty
 fanny: sorry about the bars. I uploaded wrong image, tried to make it right but it was rejected :-E
 WaffleIron: nooooo
Image 133921   09-25-16   Uploaded by    fanny
 Jayfu: Ugh, I already used "The Penis Mightier" comment
 midnightmosesuk: About time.
 Ulillillia: The game is afoot, Trebek.
 underwear: Let it snow.
 On Spec: Le is male...
 scribbs: What is that? French?
Image 133920   09-25-16   Uploaded by    carpwoman
 Zukero: Am I the only one to see boobies with the lower part of the Ss or do I need to visit this place ASAP ?
 redmonkey3: @a robot - s'okay... reading it always makes me really depressed
 ThatGuy: Par for the course
 a robot: vvv And typing the phrase "after every mass shooting" just made me really depressed
 a robot: The only way to make this more 'Murican would be to add the official "budget slash" notice to the mental health department sign, since the US doesn't actually want to spend any money on metal health care (no matter how much people scream about it after every mass shooting)
 midnightmosesuk: This is one of the most American pictures I've ever seen.
 Whatever: Mental health is hell
 kinggheedra: Behold! The mentally ill...
 peedurr: She's in the right place
 Whatever: This only confirms my prejudiced misconceptions about the high state of culture in the South.
 SunWukong: Feel the love.
 Amy Housewine: @Sandor That's Davy Crocket's cap. I'm willing to bet that she sets a lot of store in Remembering The Alamo.
 grimes: Yeesh.
 Sandor: Is she also holding some sort of small animal in her left arm?
 redmonkey3: Is there anyone else i can speak to ?
 Amy Housewine: Nobody move or the bible gets it.
 fanny: fuck ya, 'Murica
Image 133919   09-25-16   Uploaded by    metallica
 Beeble: Does Badding for no purple violate the anti-racism policy?
 Headoftheclass: No purple. Go figure.
 a robot: @ServantOfKorrok Well that's true. The future is full of possibilities!
 Pencil: @a robot But maybe s/he just joined the Friendly Spaceship!
 a robot: You'd think Red Mascot wouldn't be so happy, I mean s/he is at the lowest XP level!
 trelyate: the red and blue ones must be Mascot's parents
 SunWukong: Warhol-Gator
 Jaunty Shrimp: Cuter than Sanrio
 Peter Pantsless: Friendly Spaceship is for friends!
 redmonkey3: Mascot Got Colors!
 ping: Rainbow-gator.
Image 133918   09-25-16   Uploaded by    Pencil
 Snowta: @Beef Supreme Bemidji
 SpaceCow: We don't judge you Paul, Babe is the only thing big enough and the lumberjack lifestyle gets lonely.
 Beef Supreme: Brainerd?
 Jennerator: He misses being Babe the blue bull
 Warrax: Why so blue, babe?
 Amy Housewine: Babe... I got you Babe...
 Peter Pantsless: That ox is up to something
 SomeOtherCanadian: Is your mustache a pipe?
Image 133917   09-25-16   Uploaded by    carpwoman
 Ulillillia: I love lamp.
 rip odb: If it smells like chicken you're holding it wrong.
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Nope Booyakasha
 DrinkMixMan: chicken nuggets is like my family
 square44: **gasp** me too!
 Nope: Respekt
Image 133916   09-25-16   Uploaded by    Himesama
 Ulillillia: @Lestrange Black Friday makes sense in the US because a lot of people have the day off after Thanksgiving so they can go shopping, but elsewhere in the world it's a regular day, do they expect people to take the day off to go shopping?
 Air Biscuit: Black friday is my favourite holiday, leaves out all the family togetherness crap and keeps the consumerism i crave.
 werterland: Timely. I was talking to my manager just a few hours ago about holiday prep. Retail has ruined me.
 Borkf: @Lestrange The "bargains" in the UK suck though. Purple end up fighting over a 280 pound Polaroid TV that's been discounted to 220.
 midnightmosesuk: This is one of the most American pictures I've ever seen.
 Whatever: I'm thankful I can avoid stores full of greedy trampling gun toting customers
 Slowpoke: I am thankful for my credit card.
 White Rice: @jochenau nah, the caption covers the top of the "d". It's "2 day sale"
 Jaunty Shrimp: I hate shopping on any day, why do people love it so much?!
 funny in the wall: it's ok, they secretly weren't thankful
 redmonkey3: savages
 Amy Housewine: @Knice No, she's the prime minister.
 Knice: @Lestrange What is, stupid maymays?
 Lestrange: Totally irellevant I know but this bullshit is coming over to the UK now.
 The Turks: Black Friday is probably the one thing that depresses me most about being American. Also, does that green sign say "2gay"?
Image 133915   09-25-16   Uploaded by    nathan
 Teechur: @MasterTwig Is this you?
 midnightmosesuk: Ladies?
 Jaunty Shrimp: Hypnotist af
 redmonkey3: Awww... a pet - and a cat.
 Amy Housewine: I got switcherinoed but I stand by either version.
 Amy Housewine: Carefully whack offped.
 SomeOtherCanadian: Slippery Ethan strikes again
 Knice: Ew.
 Peter Pantsless: At least he didn't put a hat on it
 Pencil: Don't be afraid, they say, it's just a comment. Bit I'm afraid.
Image 133914   09-25-16   Uploaded by    Pizza
 a robot: Guys left to right: happy, creepy, sad.
 Jennerator: Hello dearie, want to see how many ways twenty-one goes into sixty-three?
 dobbiesdoogs: your mom really wants a foursome for mother's day
 Whatever: Is it cougar season already?
 redmonkey3: Grams brings all the boys to poolside!
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Nope that tumour really didn't affect his fitness
 Knice: I like a girl who smells like cookies.
 FabricMan: Mooooom! Geeeeez!
 Nope: Gord Downie lookin fit
 scribbs: Grandma really knows how to live!
 SunWukong: Lucky fellas.
Image 133913   09-25-16   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
 San DoDo: @jochenau that can also transform into socks? maybe :)
 Radstarboom: Bloop
 XLY: almost mitten/gloves scarf
 Catcat: @San DoDo A scarf, maybe?
 San DoDo: What am I looking at? Is it an infinity sock?
Image 133912   09-25-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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