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262493  dangerkeith3000: I laughed super hard at this.

262494  dangerkeith3000: Fat or skinny...she gets laid a lot. You can tell by the JBF hair.

262496  dangerkeith3000: She can google me any time.

262497  dangerkeith3000: No one saw. You are cool bro.

262498  dangerkeith3000: Live. Laugh. Love.

262500  dangerkeith3000: Mike Ehrmentraut?

262459  Mr. Shine: Hay, gurl . . . . .

262502  dangerkeith3000: crazy fingers

262488  FabricMan: Wasn't this a Far Side gag?

262469  Mr. Shine: Bash 'em in with a bat.

262480  Mr. Shine: *whoosh*

262493  FabricMan: @Fleld Cremumple EVERYONE on AG is anonymous now! Anarchy!

262498  FabricMan: Tomate confites aux douze saveurs

262500  Mr. Shine: Are you threatening me?!

262494  Coolguy: Sleepee?

262501  Mr. Shine: I mean, maybe?

262509  sparename: You misunderstood "Beach Buggy", didn't you?

262496  Mr. Whiskers: Prehistoric may be a bit strong given the photographic evidence of movable type

262511  Peter Pantsless: You're one adorable motherfucker

262489  Zarathustra: @Rarbo Rempuble I only liked this comment because I read it to the end.

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262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262377 Side Boob: @Luft Cremombies I never said it wasn't necessary, now did I?

262430 Felicity: A Horny Breakout of E.T.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

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 Gorbo Morpomple: @Jaunty Shrimp I have a bone to pick with you...
 Frert Albopert: @Jaunty Shrimp hell yeah welcome (back?) to purple!
 Velm Rempumbies: @a robot *wipes tear from my crustacean face*
 Huld Flumongo: @Jaunty Shrimp Purple shrimp are the most jaunty!
 Flolm Dampopert: *belatedly joins Patreon*
 Gort Grupert: @WaffleIron - See what happens now?
 Flarbo Horpungo: Hmm, must be Betty Crocker necronomicon edition: Cookbook of the Dead.
 Muld Rempumple: Haha... Hint hint
 Crorm Cremupert: If we had a bigger budget we could add all kinds of features.
 Flampo Ploble: @FRIENDLIEST-OF-SPACESHIP-COMMANDERS : alowing us to remove our images from the queue when we make a boo boo would be super cool. It could be implemented on the "your uploads" page; a simple button to send it to the shredder instead of the front page.
 Flulm Cremupert: I expected more corny comments on this image.
 Riple Dampomple: @Fiasco no I cropped it but uploaded the uncropped, noticed it and tried to upload cropped hoping that the wise old image bot would chose it, but it was rejected
 Crempo Plemumbies: Wow, I thought *I* liked corn!
 Thorbo Floble: Rad for SlowMo Guys.
 Gumpo Plungus: Practical solutions for everyday problems
 Thild Albumbies: @fanny Did it add the bars automagically?
 Trerbo Bromple: Hot cob in the city, runnin' wild and tastin' pretty
 Crang Brongus: sorry about the bars. I uploaded wrong image, tried to make it right but it was rejected :-E
 Trerbo Rempungo: nooooo
Image 133921   09-25-16   Uploaded by    Crurt Rempungus
 Verb Morpopert: Ugh, I already used "The Penis Mightier" comment
 Thuple Rempomple: About time.
 Flump Horpumple: The game is afoot, Trebek.
 Gungo Drumungo: Let it snow.
 Bort Gromple: Le is male...
 Dingo Flumomple: What is that? French?
Image 133920   09-25-16   Uploaded by    Trort Flumombies
 Longo Morpombies: Am I the only one to see boobies with the lower part of the Ss or do I need to visit this place ASAP ?
 Bilm Brumple: @a robot - s'okay... reading it always makes me really depressed
 Jimpo Rempumple: Par for the course
 Hirbo Plemoble: vvv And typing the phrase "after every mass shooting" just made me really depressed
 Rimpo Dampumbies: The only way to make this more 'Murican would be to add the official "budget slash" notice to the mental health department sign, since the US doesn't actually want to spend any money on metal health care (no matter how much people scream about it after every mass shooting)
 Crewn Brongo: This is one of the most American pictures I've ever seen.
 Vurm Grunombies: Mental health is hell
 Vongo Grongo: Behold! The mentally ill...
 Lold Flumumple: She's in the right place
 Bawn Drumuble: This only confirms my prejudiced misconceptions about the high state of culture in the South.
 Mawn Plongus: Feel the love.
 Troft Rempombies: @Sandor That's Davy Crocket's cap. I'm willing to bet that she sets a lot of store in Remembering The Alamo.
 Dople Albombies: Yeesh.
 Reft Horpupert: Is she also holding some sort of small animal in her left arm?
 Bamp Grunungo: Is there anyone else i can speak to ?
 Viple Grunombies: Nobody move or the bible gets it.
 Lango Rempongo: fuck ya, 'Murica
Image 133919   09-25-16   Uploaded by    Rown Plemumple
 Tringo Rempupert: Does Badding for no purple violate the anti-racism policy?
 Buwn Bromple: No purple. Go figure.
 Flalm Grunuble: @ServantOfKorrok Well that's true. The future is full of possibilities!
 Jown Grunopert: @a robot But maybe s/he just joined the Friendly Spaceship!
 Frald Flupert: You'd think Red Mascot wouldn't be so happy, I mean s/he is at the lowest XP level!
 Thuwn Flumbies: the red and blue ones must be Mascot's parents
 Jang Drumuble: Warhol-Gator
 Pert Flopert: Cuter than Sanrio
 Frelm Rempopert: Friendly Spaceship is for friends!
 Parm Drumongo: Mascot Got Colors!
 Delm Plemungo: Rainbow-gator.
Image 133918   09-25-16   Uploaded by    Bimp Grunopert
 Gong Drumoble: @Beef Supreme Bemidji
 Gople Flopert: We don't judge you Paul, Babe is the only thing big enough and the lumberjack lifestyle gets lonely.
 Lown Flumumple: Brainerd?
 Vorb Plemomple: He misses being Babe the blue bull
 Trurbo Plemungus: Why so blue, babe?
 Thuft Floble: Babe... I got you Babe...
 Rorbo Drumupert: That ox is up to something
 Freft Plemuble: Is your mustache a pipe?
Image 133917   09-25-16   Uploaded by    Crurt Flungo
 Perbo Grunumple: I love lamp.
 Dumpo Grunungo: If it smells like chicken you're holding it wrong.
 Diple Brupert: @Nope Booyakasha
 Flarbo Plumple: chicken nuggets is like my family
 Ping Grungo: **gasp** me too!
 Malm Horpupert: Respekt
Image 133916   09-25-16   Uploaded by    Fringo Horpombies
 Reng Brupert: @Lestrange Black Friday makes sense in the US because a lot of people have the day off after Thanksgiving so they can go shopping, but elsewhere in the world it's a regular day, do they expect people to take the day off to go shopping?
 Trurm Gruble: Black friday is my favourite holiday, leaves out all the family togetherness crap and keeps the consumerism i crave.
 Ding Groble: Timely. I was talking to my manager just a few hours ago about holiday prep. Retail has ruined me.
 Rerm Grunumple: @Lestrange The "bargains" in the UK suck though. Purple end up fighting over a 280 pound Polaroid TV that's been discounted to 220.
 Jift Pluble: This is one of the most American pictures I've ever seen.
 Flengo Flumuble: I'm thankful I can avoid stores full of greedy trampling gun toting customers
 Frort Flumopert: I am thankful for my credit card.
 Puft Grunongus: @jochenau nah, the caption covers the top of the "d". It's "2 day sale"
 Gulm Flongus: I hate shopping on any day, why do people love it so much?!
 Lang Drumupert: it's ok, they secretly weren't thankful
 Treld Drumungus: savages
 Mimp Plupert: @Knice No, she's the prime minister.
 Bald Brongus: @Lestrange What is, stupid maymays?
 Jengo Dampombies: Totally irellevant I know but this bullshit is coming over to the UK now.
 Florbo Grunupert: Black Friday is probably the one thing that depresses me most about being American. Also, does that green sign say "2gay"?
Image 133915   09-25-16   Uploaded by    Theld Grunopert
 Girb Albomple: @MasterTwig Is this you?
 Fleft Grunombies: Ladies?
 Lert Horpumple: Hypnotist af
 Jirb Flombies: Awww... a pet - and a cat.
 Julm Cremongus: I got switcherinoed but I stand by either version.
 Ming Horpoble: Carefully whack offped.
 Frilm Albumple: Slippery Ethan strikes again
 Pimp Rempungo: Ew.
 Hirbo Plongus: At least he didn't put a hat on it
 Pump Albumple: Don't be afraid, they say, it's just a comment. Bit I'm afraid.
Image 133914   09-25-16   Uploaded by    Dompo Dampombies
 Vort Grunoble: Guys left to right: happy, creepy, sad.
 Lilm Drumoble: Hello dearie, want to see how many ways twenty-one goes into sixty-three?
 Dirm Groble: your mom really wants a foursome for mother's day
 Buld Plemoble: Is it cougar season already?
 Treld Rempumbies: Grams brings all the boys to poolside!
 Gompo Plemungus: @Nope that tumour really didn't affect his fitness
 Lang Rempongus: I like a girl who smells like cookies.
 Pimpo Albungus: Mooooom! Geeeeez!
 Jirm Alboble: Gord Downie lookin fit
 Vongo Grunopert: Grandma really knows how to live!
 Creple Flumongo: Lucky fellas.
Image 133913   09-25-16   Uploaded by    Mirbo Albopert
 Crawn Gruble: @jochenau that can also transform into socks? maybe :)
 Hingo Drumomple: Bloop
 Rimpo Cremupert: almost mitten/gloves scarf
 Frulm Drumumbies: @San DoDo A scarf, maybe?
 Mongo Brumple: What am I looking at? Is it an infinity sock?
Image 133912   09-25-16   Uploaded by    Pamp Morpungo
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