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262731  a robot: @tib gubb…

262739  addend: Well done. Now let's see some soliciting. ;)

262731  tib gubb: i remember back in the day, there was only like 5 different fruits and 3 different vegetables

262742  addend: "Compensation is commission only... on the sale price." / "When can I start?"

262741  tib gubb: you wot m8

262742  tib gubb: situation is looking grim

262544  apoxia: @Robespierre There would be a riot if the restaurant here attempted to sell American style coffee, that's for sure.

262751  mackdaddy: Pocket yeti!

262734  a robot: @raditzu Beauty of North Finland, then

262740  a robot: OMG OMG OMG!

262737  Dr Awkward: @dobbiesdoogs I think my old truck was possessed, itself...

262738  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward alpaca!

262738  Dr Awkward: This llama is smizing

262728  Dr Awkward: Wood. Wind. Sex. Shun.

262656  UltraBeverly: The Tingler!

262660  UltraBeverly: That exact moment when your jade egg falls out.

262720  addend: catgut :(

262719  Coolguy: @White Rice I blame the internet...

262733  Dr Awkward: That sure is a big hole

262682  UltraBeverly: damnit that should have been: Borkfholm Syndrome!

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262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262493 Amy Housewine: @Beft Flumumple YES WE CAN

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

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 DrinkMixMan: Bert Reynolds?
 VoR: Being Ernie
 SunWukong: Bow chicka wow.
 Urn BooUrn: 's birthday.
 Urn BooUrn: I gues it's Bert
Image 133911   09-25-16   Uploaded by    carpwoman
 Air Biscuit: Little debbie?
 werterland: Debbie: "CHRIST, WHAT, STOP SHOUTING ALREADY!!"
 Derp Herpigan: Gru: Who's Debbie?
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 Peter Pantsless: She's right behind you!
 Jayfu: Debbie does Snapple
 fanny: merry christmas, debbie
Image 133910   09-25-16   Uploaded by    jeffrey
 Borkf: Puss-rho-dah!
 XLY: "I am king of all that I survey. Refill my food bowl that I may spill it promptly!"
 Slowpoke: I'm getting real tired of your shit, Vanessa.
 Jayfu: "Woman, I told you it was too small."
 Teechur: AHHHH Debbie!
 SomeOtherCanadian: I feel like there is a very high correlation with owning glasses frames like that and also owning a cat... also increasing the odds of dressing up said cat
 Knice: Cats love it!
Image 133909   09-25-16   Uploaded by    Pier666
 generic: Yes... stroke ALL the criminals...
 Jennerator: Nospurratu
 redmonkey3: @SomeCanadian - especially in daylight!
 XLY: Good to see Salem still getting work
 Wet farts: I wanna be mauled by that cat
 San DoDo: :-E
 SunWukong: Catula.
 Jayfu: @SomeCanadian The leash only limits his flight.
 scribbs: Saber-tooth housecat.
 SomeCanadian: Why are you walking your cat? Especially your vampire cat?
 ping: I vant to drink your meeelk. (That is if you have cat milk, otherwise can of tuna will do just fine)
 Peach: Your Khajiit contracted vampirism.
Image 133908   09-25-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Daegann: Need one with Moon Moon
 whiplash: I'll stick with my Elephant briefs.
 midnightmosesuk: Do they come in Chihuahua?
 redmonkey3: Need with Shiba Inu... neeeds
 Wet farts: I want some with dachshunds. Then I can show off both my wieners :P
 square44: Practice safe sex, make sure you put on your muzzle properly
 San DoDo: Team Jacob
 Jayfu: Can I get this in Sloth?
 Peter Pantsless: Isn't this an old spice ad?
 SomeOtherCanadian: I'll stick to fleece sweaters displaying wolves, thanks
 scribbs: "She left me for a guy with a bigger wolf snout."
 winwolf: Which wolf wins?
 Lestrange: Nope.
 Knice: Dongf
 Thyming: Gotta go bury some bones.
 jem: Pounded in the Socks By My Own Photoshop
 sparename: I need a pug
 Peach: As a non-furry I find this... confusingly enticing.
Image 133907   09-25-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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 San DoDo: @carpwoman v
 San DoDo: o/
 BabyVaccine: @San DoDo - Hello!
 ch: yup, there he is ... there's jeff
 San DoDo: @carpwoman Hi
 scribbs: @sparename No, because he's bi in a different sort of way. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
 thrilhouse: mynameisjeff
 sparename: Is he a bipolar bear 'cos he's at the South Pole?
Image 133905   09-25-16   Uploaded by    cizhiresb
 Dr. Bathroom: He could've said cheddar. That's slang for money but also cheese.
 redmonkey3: ALWAYS help - it could happen to you easier than you could imagine... just saying.
 Jayfu: @Scoo I made a fortune selling vhs cassets of your bum fight
 John Singapore: All of us are rich compared to these guys. They're not on Twitter, they gotta come up with some real good shit to get cash.
 Slamajama: Velveta or Cheez-whiz, take ur pick
 Scoo: Instructions unclear, spread actual cheese on him and got into a bum fight
Image 133904   09-25-16   Uploaded by    flying sheep
 SpaceCow: People from Texas are like people into Crossfit, they make sure you know.
 werterland: Why are you addressing me at all? I'm from New York
 a robot: The lighting here is weird, it's like a sunset behind her with a spotlight on her face. Also thanks @FLAG BOT for being on top of the good things :)
 FLAG BOT: One comment by @Slamajama has been removed for the reason: We don't call women "whores" on Aggro-Gator.
 Warrax: "Come get racially profiled- I'm from Arizona."
 redmonkey3: @Peter Pantsless - Huge. Gigantic. Enormous. Parsec Sized. (Native here... this place needs Thermonuclear Scourge, has for Quite a while)
 Amy Housewine: She best Tex herself before she wrecks herself
 San DoDo: All my exes live in texas
 Jayfu: Nothing like a bleached blonde with manly hands
 Teechur: Probably should have some cheese spread....
 scribbs: She's cute and all, but I want to Bad her because of her French tips. Oh, and the T-shirt.
 winwolf: She's ambitious.
 Lestrange: Mexican eh?
 Whatever: See this is why no one wants to be friends with a Texan
 John Singapore: Hi, I'm from across the pond. Go fuck yourself.
 Peach: @Slamajama Clearly you're from Texas as well with that attitude
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Probably has that twangy accent. Sound of banjo! Hit with sledgehammer!!
 ping: Nice manicure, at least.
 AutoDisaster: According to 538, Trump has a 93% chance of winning Texas, so this attitude seems pretty typical.
 Knice: Hi from Virginia!
 fanny: shouldn't it say "all y'all?" there are more than 5 of us.
 Scoo: She's pretty... pretty crass, that is.
 Peter Pantsless: Even the douchebags are bigger in Texas
 Peach: HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY I'm from Minnesota
 Nope: Texas hospitality
Image 133903   09-25-16   Uploaded by    Bartleby
 Air Biscuit: That would make it totally worth the expense.
 Dank Means: XLY: Inaction can also contain action, depending on school/tradition/yoga/tao/way/path you follow.
 Weedheart: ...then he wakes up 12 hours later in a bathtub full of ice, with a sharp pain in his side.
 Amy Housewine: Johnny Cash tried to do this before suddenly realising that he was actually driving a tractor.
 redmonkey3: @Scoo - "Punked by the Prez"... next on MTV7!
 scribbs: According to Cracked-dot-com, he also showed his johnson to people at every opportunity. Whereas I, at every opportunity, share that fact with as many people as possible.
 Teechur: Not the first time, nor will it be the last time, that a politician has told a lie.
 Scoo: "I'm LBJ and you just got Punk'd!"
Image 133902   09-25-16   Uploaded by    james
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