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269082  CaptainCatbreath: May the forest be with you, Ms. Prickly.

269086  Mexico: There's a kung fu movie called the Crippled Masters with the same premise. Unfortunately, it's not very good.

268995  Annoying Vegan : If you hover pee, you ARE the problem.

269071  a robot: I wonder how much they want for it. If it was $25 or less I'd definitely buy it

269069  FabricMan: I choose Tuscon

269079  a robot: Rad for tanuki

269071  FabricMan: "Christzilla is attacking!" [mouth keeps moving]

269083  Air Biscuit: *preheats victory oven

269085  WannaBee: His friend is witnessing him.

269096  sorghum: Wakanda costume is this

269083  Annoying Vegan : I learned something today: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavlova(food)

269084  Annoying Vegan : A soulful, striking portrait

269085  Minnesotan: am I awaited in Valhalla?

269081  FabricMan: Steve Urkel's car

269075  Not A Bot: I've been looking for my A$$ spider, he's very valuable.

268986  Minnesotan: @Mr. Butt Yeah, I know a lotta people say "everyone on the internet who disagrees with me is a nazi" but no, this guy's seriously a straight up nazi. 14 words, the whole deal.

269077  Dr Awkward: Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it!

269044  Aspirin: Not sure if hes a genius or if his neck hurts real bad. Probably doesnt care. He already lived through 7,842 years of your bullshit.

269049  Aspirin: Yeah but isnt that guy on the marijuana now!? Cant trust him now. Probably just sold his grandmas VCR to buy more drugs.

269050  Aspirin: The ruined wastes of Earth after the apocalypse are devoid of french toast. One man stands between humanity and oblivion.

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269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...



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Score:
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 DrinkMixMan: On that subject, let me go out on my parody of the theme from "Frozen": I call it "Let it Fro-Yo." It's about frozen yogurt.
 Mad Collager: For a really good example, check out his "Word Crimes" song: youtube.com/…
 Mad Collager: For a really good example, check out his "Word Crimes" song: youtube.com/…
 scribbs: I'm surprised NASA has funding for that.
Image 133844   09-25-16   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
Score:
452
 
 Air Biscuit: Im sorry you feel that way. Food makes me happy.
 Amy Housewine: Burgerhorn.
Image 133843   09-25-16   Uploaded by    ptrain
Score:
470
 
 SpaceCow: Which one of those lines is to flavortown.
 KyleisBobDole: Somebody once told me how magnets work in a diner.
 hurr: leave violent j alone :(
 Skinr: fucking theology, how does it work?
 Slowpoke: That's holy *something*, but sure as hell isn't spirit.
Image 133842   09-25-16   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
242
 
 DarkTeddy: Shave your head, baby
 Bluetocracy: Somebody just told him how magnets work
 scribbs: What happened to teams 1 through 35? Now I'm worried.
 tib gubb: he's actually 76 years old
 peedurr: Why not? he can go a lot of places I couldn't
 VoR: He's just been spelunking
Image 133841   09-25-16   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
Score:
466
 
 Urn BooUrn: Voltorb, what have you done?
 Dr. Bathroom: Look, there's a squirtle next to that used syringe.
 Air Biscuit: Throw the pokeball stalker.
Image 133840   09-25-16   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
310
 
 Bert Bertbert: DO NOT MESSGAE ME!
 Jennerator: Sorry, I'm an illithid
 scribbs: "Epic quests" in quotes because it wouldn't be epic at all.
 whiplash: Seems legit.
 Fishy: @Skinr NO freaking teases!
 Fiasco: Have to be cool with four awesome dudes and a pool table.
 peedurr: He might get lucky, as 'Intelligence is not a large factor'
 tib gubb: not. gay... just straight guys pretending
 Skinr: would also be interested in an Assassin, Bard, Druid, Illusionist, Monk, Paladin, or Ranger
 Blitheryn: I wonder how that worked out for him.
Image 133839   09-25-16   Uploaded by    phonk
Score:
390
 
 SpaceCow: I'm pretty sure these "sandwiches" are handed out as penance. The crust just means they did something egregious.
 westerner: Gosh! Mr. Andre, can I be in your posse?
 Bert Bertbert: aww, my breadsnacks
 XLY: I think you have a case, lets sue
 Jaunty Shrimp: Rich people problems
 Jennerator: It takes a bold man to crust the uncrustable
 Mad Collager: For the ultimate PBJ, find some good raisin bread (you know with more than five raisins per slice), toast it, and put the peanut butter on it while it's still hot. Yumm!
 a robot: Just make a fucking sandwich, even shitty dollar-store peanut butter and jelly would be better (not to mention cheaper) than this crap
 funny in the wall: What am i looking at here?
 Flurble: and the illusion is destroyed....goodbye innocence.
Image 133838   09-25-16   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
Score:
173
 
 duckybox: the rare and elusive Klein bottle cat
 Jaunty Shrimp: Steve Perry from Journey is Kid Rock's dad I presume
 myrealname: at least nobody has to worry about the helmeted special-needs child drowning in that pool
Image 133837   09-25-16   Uploaded by    sunset blues
Score:
461
 
 ChubbyBuddy: ever seen a cat do a barf and you can tell it didnt chew the kibble on the way down
 XLY: @Flurble the beetus. diabeetus is whats going on
 Dr. Bathroom: Add some Yoo-hoo and you've got a balanced breakfast.
 Whatever: The rainbow road to diabetes and other ailments MAN WAS NEVER MEANT TO KNOW...
 Air Biscuit: @Flurble observe closely and see that the thumb is poised to flatten one end of the snickers into a makeshift spoon.
 Borkf: More American products I don't understand. File this with the Smuckers thing above.
 Flurble: I'm confused...did that sherbet emerge from the box?!? And is the Snickers a side dish? WHAT'S GOING ON
Image 133836   09-25-16   Uploaded by    propro
Score:
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 SpaceCow: I'm am suffocating, because bandaids suffocate me!
 electrode: Self-Baptism?
 Jennerator: NOOO MY CHILDHOOD FEAR
 scribbs: The last panel could also double for a PSA on peanut allergies.
 Air Biscuit: Welp, better spawn more low lvl characters.
 Amy Housewine: It took me a while to realise that it was meant to be a plaster. I thought it was an old mobile phone.
 TFChicken: Autorad for child suffocation
 Frank herbert: Apparently already cut her foot off. For the best.
Image 133835   09-25-16   Uploaded by    ruiner
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