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205396  apoxia: Smash!

205387  Cami: No fun at all.

205401  apoxia: There's nothing worse.

205403  apoxia: dONK

205404  apoxia: Terrifying

205410  apoxia: Choices were made.

205258  apoxia: @White Rice I'm assuming it is American. Since I live in NZ perhaps this is why I don't remember it. I pretty much spent my entire childhood and teenage years watching television so I'm usually pretty good with knowing about TV shows.

205354  Greifer: harambe is all in

205418  Mr Mumble: Pls legalize marinara

205405  Felicity: Isle of the Dead!

205408  Felicity: Hilbo Haggins

205414  Rachelina: P...pupper?

205188  Felicity: @Dresdenkeogh Thats OK, yours was funnier :-)

205039  Felicity: @Mr Bleak LOL :-)

205264  Felicity: @alborland Actually I put an apostrophe in front of 90s but friendly spaceship doesnt register my apostrophes because theyre directed apostrophes

205264  Felicity: @alborland Plural of 90, not 90 is or belonging to 90

204909  Greifer: @Mr Bleak Hai ragione, che bel luogo!

204876  Mr Bleak: @Felicity Wouldn't that have to be confiscated as the profits of crime?

205414  twenty4: Over attached girlfriend - dog edition.

204880  Mr Bleak: @Teechur Look closely just behind the seats - the whole back lifts up, presumably on a hinge.

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205245 tib gubb: look, i don't need sarcasm from my operating system

205186 Austin: light urple

205210 Mr. Shine: @Butcherboy *shoots multiple times*

205236 apoxia: There's something wrong with me. All of these food photos just gross me out. The bacon, the burgers, and pizza with pepperoni sticks.

205378 Felicity: Affect and effect can be tricky, because effect can be a verb: if you effect a change, you affect the situation...and affect can be a noun: her flat affect created a Tina-like effect

205192 Prostata: sorry 'bout your spyware

205346 Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205372 Side Boob: Is this Canada? I see a Tim Hortons sign

205371 Haute and sweaty: @Yam Woah.

205201 Pizza: @Felicity Font nerd!



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 DrinkMixMan: On that subject, let me go out on my parody of the theme from "Frozen": I call it "Let it Fro-Yo." It's about frozen yogurt.
 Mad Collager: For a really good example, check out his "Word Crimes" song: youtube.com/…
 Mad Collager: For a really good example, check out his "Word Crimes" song: youtube.com/…
 scribbs: I'm surprised NASA has funding for that.
 Headoftheclass: A side effect of cryogenic sleep is Ricketts?
 jochenau: Most of my knowledge of pop music comes from listening to Weird Al and then being slightly disappointed when the original turns out to be worse than the parody.
 Amy Housewine: I heard ne of his songs once. I'm not surprised that they call him 'weird' Al.
 dobbiesdoogs: parody songs are ALWAYS needed
Image 133844   09-25-16   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
Score:
452
 
 Air Biscuit: Im sorry you feel that way. Food makes me happy.
 Amy Housewine: Burgerhorn.
Image 133843   09-25-16   Uploaded by    ptrain
Score:
470
 
 SpaceCow: Which one of those lines is to flavortown.
 KyleisBobDole: Somebody once told me how magnets work in a diner.
 hurr: leave violent j alone :(
 Skinr: fucking theology, how does it work?
 Slowpoke: That's holy *something*, but sure as hell isn't spirit.
Image 133842   09-25-16   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
242
 
 DarkTeddy: Shave your head, baby
 Bluetocracy: Somebody just told him how magnets work
 scribbs: What happened to teams 1 through 35? Now I'm worried.
 tib gubb: he's actually 76 years old
 peedurr: Why not? he can go a lot of places I couldn't
 VoR: He's just been spelunking
Image 133841   09-25-16   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
Score:
466
 
 Urn BooUrn: Voltorb, what have you done?
 Dr. Bathroom: Look, there's a squirtle next to that used syringe.
 Air Biscuit: Throw the pokeball stalker.
Image 133840   09-25-16   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
310
 
 Bert Bertbert: DO NOT MESSGAE ME!
 Jennerator: Sorry, I'm an illithid
 scribbs: "Epic quests" in quotes because it wouldn't be epic at all.
 whiplash: Seems legit.
 Fishy: @Skinr NO freaking teases!
 Fiasco: Have to be cool with four awesome dudes and a pool table.
 peedurr: He might get lucky, as 'Intelligence is not a large factor'
 tib gubb: not. gay... just straight guys pretending
 Skinr: would also be interested in an Assassin, Bard, Druid, Illusionist, Monk, Paladin, or Ranger
 Blitheryn: I wonder how that worked out for him.
Image 133839   09-25-16   Uploaded by    phonk
Score:
390
 
 SpaceCow: I'm pretty sure these "sandwiches" are handed out as penance. The crust just means they did something egregious.
 westerner: Gosh! Mr. Andre, can I be in your posse?
 Bert Bertbert: aww, my breadsnacks
 XLY: I think you have a case, lets sue
 Jaunty Shrimp: Rich people problems
 Jennerator: It takes a bold man to crust the uncrustable
 Mad Collager: For the ultimate PBJ, find some good raisin bread (you know with more than five raisins per slice), toast it, and put the peanut butter on it while it's still hot. Yumm!
 a robot: Just make a fucking sandwich, even shitty dollar-store peanut butter and jelly would be better (not to mention cheaper) than this crap
 funny in the wall: What am i looking at here?
 Flurble: and the illusion is destroyed....goodbye innocence.
Image 133838   09-25-16   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
Score:
173
 
 duckybox: the rare and elusive Klein bottle cat
 Jaunty Shrimp: Steve Perry from Journey is Kid Rock's dad I presume
 myrealname: at least nobody has to worry about the helmeted special-needs child drowning in that pool
Image 133837   09-25-16   Uploaded by    sunset blues
Score:
461
 
 ChubbyBuddy: ever seen a cat do a barf and you can tell it didnt chew the kibble on the way down
 XLY: @Flurble the beetus. diabeetus is whats going on
 Dr. Bathroom: Add some Yoo-hoo and you've got a balanced breakfast.
 Whatever: The rainbow road to diabetes and other ailments MAN WAS NEVER MEANT TO KNOW...
 Air Biscuit: @Flurble observe closely and see that the thumb is poised to flatten one end of the snickers into a makeshift spoon.
 Borkf: More American products I don't understand. File this with the Smuckers thing above.
 Flurble: I'm confused...did that sherbet emerge from the box?!? And is the Snickers a side dish? WHAT'S GOING ON
Image 133836   09-25-16   Uploaded by    propro
Score:
998
 
 SpaceCow: I'm am suffocating, because bandaids suffocate me!
 electrode: Self-Baptism?
 Jennerator: NOOO MY CHILDHOOD FEAR
 scribbs: The last panel could also double for a PSA on peanut allergies.
 Air Biscuit: Welp, better spawn more low lvl characters.
 Amy Housewine: It took me a while to realise that it was meant to be a plaster. I thought it was an old mobile phone.
 TFChicken: Autorad for child suffocation
 Frank herbert: Apparently already cut her foot off. For the best.
Image 133835   09-25-16   Uploaded by    ruiner
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