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216356  cishet: I could not eat off those plates..sorry

216346  Yurishiro: He doesn't even have a clutch, that's a fancy cane.

216137  Science: He's banging the cake later.

216351  Yurishiro: THAT's where all those stories where the son kills the father come from.

216342  Yurishiro: Dance with me, honey, dance like you never danced before!

216169  Science: @Hokie333: At least they aren't showing ankle.

216344  Yurishiro: No he didn't!

216183  Science: "Woah - sorry bro, you're not on the list. Back of the line"

216190  Science: Slams "Enemy" button repeatedly

216347  Yurishiro: Yup, that's the government M.O.

216348  Yurishiro: He's such a cool head he's used as a refrigerator.

216203  Science: @Nope: Can't deny me, bitch. I always win in the end.

216349  Yurishiro: Times were ruff in 2010 B.C.

216215  Science: Slugs? He created slugs?

216224  Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216357  realjon: Omg where did you find this?? I have an uncle I NEED to get this for.

216232  Science: I say we start a war on May the 5th. Maybe call it Cinco de Quatro?

216268  Science: Connie Chung rubs this in his face every year.

216270  Science: @wolfpk: Wrong part though

216274  Science: @trelyate: I don't know - I'm sure there will be plenty of guys in masks groping mustachioed fellows.

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216273 Teechur: @fanny @boozer Oh, yeah, they do! My 16 y-o daughter finds hers every now and then and plays all kinds of music on it for a couple of weeks. Then it gets "lost" again.

216098 addend: "The good news is that we didn't find any polyps..."

216191 Rev80: Finally, a public park with spooning practice equipment

216224 Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216141 Rev80: Don't use that hydrant.. It's full of Super Mario Brothers Rule34 images..

216143 wolfpk: Now that's what I call a salad! Where do you get it?

216190 Science: Slams "Enemy" button repeatedly

216237 wolfpk: Trying not to puke!

216140 Robespierre: Hell of a posse you got there.

216231 binglesnort: "Lisa's casting spells at an eighth grade level, you've sinned against nature"



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Score:
892
 
 DrinkMixMan: On that subject, let me go out on my parody of the theme from "Frozen": I call it "Let it Fro-Yo." It's about frozen yogurt.
 Mad Collager: For a really good example, check out his "Word Crimes" song: youtube.com/…
 Mad Collager: For a really good example, check out his "Word Crimes" song: youtube.com/…
 scribbs: I'm surprised NASA has funding for that.
 Headoftheclass: A side effect of cryogenic sleep is Ricketts?
 jochenau: Most of my knowledge of pop music comes from listening to Weird Al and then being slightly disappointed when the original turns out to be worse than the parody.
 Amy Housewine: I heard ne of his songs once. I'm not surprised that they call him 'weird' Al.
 dobbiesdoogs: parody songs are ALWAYS needed
Image 133844   09-25-16   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
Score:
452
 
 Air Biscuit: Im sorry you feel that way. Food makes me happy.
 Amy Housewine: Burgerhorn.
Image 133843   09-25-16   Uploaded by    ptrain
Score:
470
 
 SpaceCow: Which one of those lines is to flavortown.
 KyleisBobDole: Somebody once told me how magnets work in a diner.
 hurr: leave violent j alone :(
 Skinr: fucking theology, how does it work?
 Slowpoke: That's holy *something*, but sure as hell isn't spirit.
Image 133842   09-25-16   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
242
 
 DarkTeddy: Shave your head, baby
 Bluetocracy: Somebody just told him how magnets work
 scribbs: What happened to teams 1 through 35? Now I'm worried.
 tib gubb: he's actually 76 years old
 peedurr: Why not? he can go a lot of places I couldn't
 VoR: He's just been spelunking
Image 133841   09-25-16   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
Score:
466
 
 Urn BooUrn: Voltorb, what have you done?
 Dr. Bathroom: Look, there's a squirtle next to that used syringe.
 Air Biscuit: Throw the pokeball stalker.
Image 133840   09-25-16   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
310
 
 Bert Bertbert: DO NOT MESSGAE ME!
 Jennerator: Sorry, I'm an illithid
 scribbs: "Epic quests" in quotes because it wouldn't be epic at all.
 whiplash: Seems legit.
 Fishy: @Skinr NO freaking teases!
 Fiasco: Have to be cool with four awesome dudes and a pool table.
 peedurr: He might get lucky, as 'Intelligence is not a large factor'
 tib gubb: not. gay... just straight guys pretending
 Skinr: would also be interested in an Assassin, Bard, Druid, Illusionist, Monk, Paladin, or Ranger
 Blitheryn: I wonder how that worked out for him.
Image 133839   09-25-16   Uploaded by    phonk
Score:
390
 
 SpaceCow: I'm pretty sure these "sandwiches" are handed out as penance. The crust just means they did something egregious.
 westerner: Gosh! Mr. Andre, can I be in your posse?
 Bert Bertbert: aww, my breadsnacks
 XLY: I think you have a case, lets sue
 Jaunty Shrimp: Rich people problems
 Jennerator: It takes a bold man to crust the uncrustable
 Mad Collager: For the ultimate PBJ, find some good raisin bread (you know with more than five raisins per slice), toast it, and put the peanut butter on it while it's still hot. Yumm!
 a robot: Just make a fucking sandwich, even shitty dollar-store peanut butter and jelly would be better (not to mention cheaper) than this crap
 funny in the wall: What am i looking at here?
 Flurble: and the illusion is destroyed....goodbye innocence.
Image 133838   09-25-16   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
Score:
173
 
 duckybox: the rare and elusive Klein bottle cat
 Jaunty Shrimp: Steve Perry from Journey is Kid Rock's dad I presume
 myrealname: at least nobody has to worry about the helmeted special-needs child drowning in that pool
Image 133837   09-25-16   Uploaded by    sunset blues
Score:
461
 
 ChubbyBuddy: ever seen a cat do a barf and you can tell it didnt chew the kibble on the way down
 XLY: @Flurble the beetus. diabeetus is whats going on
 Dr. Bathroom: Add some Yoo-hoo and you've got a balanced breakfast.
 Whatever: The rainbow road to diabetes and other ailments MAN WAS NEVER MEANT TO KNOW...
 Air Biscuit: @Flurble observe closely and see that the thumb is poised to flatten one end of the snickers into a makeshift spoon.
 Borkf: More American products I don't understand. File this with the Smuckers thing above.
 Flurble: I'm confused...did that sherbet emerge from the box?!? And is the Snickers a side dish? WHAT'S GOING ON
Image 133836   09-25-16   Uploaded by    propro
Score:
998
 
 SpaceCow: I'm am suffocating, because bandaids suffocate me!
 electrode: Self-Baptism?
 Jennerator: NOOO MY CHILDHOOD FEAR
 scribbs: The last panel could also double for a PSA on peanut allergies.
 Air Biscuit: Welp, better spawn more low lvl characters.
 Amy Housewine: It took me a while to realise that it was meant to be a plaster. I thought it was an old mobile phone.
 TFChicken: Autorad for child suffocation
 Frank herbert: Apparently already cut her foot off. For the best.
Image 133835   09-25-16   Uploaded by    ruiner
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