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237956  carpwoman: My favorite undies. And bad a photoshop there with the nipples.

237951  Robespierre: Breezy day for a bake

237940  Yurishiro: @Himesama Damn it I'm so sorry wtf happened?!

237953  Robespierre: Shit seen

237950  carpwoman: @Sadbot - Ah, Buzzfeed. There you go.

237955  Robespierre: Dump Trump

237943  Yurishiro: We all doot down here

237950  mexican: I remember that story as well, pretty sure I saw it on SA, maybe from a banner ad? I don't typically go near GBS so that is about the only way I can think of to have seen it.

237178  carpwoman: Hug it out, bros.

237949  Yurishiro: And to think it all fits in chuck norris chest

237950  Yurishiro: 'Dishwasher safe'[shivers]

237938  Not A Bot: Pimp my beetle

237951  Yurishiro: Dat muffin top

237197  carpwoman: How the hell do you get on it?

237953  Yurishiro: "He...he was only PRETENDING to throw the ball!!"

237950  Sadbot: @carpwoman That is wise, and me neither. I probably saw it in a thread devoted to making fun of Redditors. I found the source by googling "poop knife" and a terrible, but sourced, Buzzfeed article came up. *themoreyouknow.gif*

237840  SuedeOxford: My chicken sandwich instinct is far stronger than my bangin instinct.

237954  Sadbot: Load-bearing valves

237219  carpwoman: Why's he just standing there? I smell a set-up....

237864  SuedeOxford: The hero Hai Phong deserves.

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237928 Robespierre: Hoy-hoy...

237734 OldKentuckyShark: You're going to watch your favorite shows on the internet? You seem like a cheap ass...

237717 Wooden Spoon: @Dr Awkward: Starring Bennie Goodman

237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237950 carpwoman: @Sadbot - Ah, Buzzfeed. There you go.

237857 Mr. Shine: @glenalec classic Lassie.

237873 Ulillillia: The Olympics only they give out laptops instead of medals

237737 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne I don't believe so. During Sealand's Civil War, the German government negotiated for the return of the only P.O.W., and paid a hefty fee for his release.

237699 some guy : Windowlicky

237727 glenalec: Well, if you can't control your vehicle properly....

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 DrinkMixMan: On that subject, let me go out on my parody of the theme from "Frozen": I call it "Let it Fro-Yo." It's about frozen yogurt.
 Mad Collager: For a really good example, check out his "Word Crimes" song:…
 Mad Collager: For a really good example, check out his "Word Crimes" song:…
 scribbs: I'm surprised NASA has funding for that.
 Headoftheclass: A side effect of cryogenic sleep is Ricketts?
 jochenau: Most of my knowledge of pop music comes from listening to Weird Al and then being slightly disappointed when the original turns out to be worse than the parody.
 Amy Housewine: I heard ne of his songs once. I'm not surprised that they call him 'weird' Al.
 dobbiesdoogs: parody songs are ALWAYS needed
Image 133844   09-25-16   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
 Air Biscuit: Im sorry you feel that way. Food makes me happy.
 Amy Housewine: Burgerhorn.
Image 133843   09-25-16   Uploaded by    ptrain
 SpaceCow: Which one of those lines is to flavortown.
 KyleisBobDole: Somebody once told me how magnets work in a diner.
 hurr: leave violent j alone :(
 Skinr: fucking theology, how does it work?
 Slowpoke: That's holy *something*, but sure as hell isn't spirit.
Image 133842   09-25-16   Uploaded by    namename
 DarkTeddy: Shave your head, baby
 Bluetocracy: Somebody just told him how magnets work
 scribbs: What happened to teams 1 through 35? Now I'm worried.
 tib gubb: he's actually 76 years old
 peedurr: Why not? he can go a lot of places I couldn't
 VoR: He's just been spelunking
Image 133841   09-25-16   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
 Urn BooUrn: Voltorb, what have you done?
 Dr. Bathroom: Look, there's a squirtle next to that used syringe.
 Air Biscuit: Throw the pokeball stalker.
Image 133840   09-25-16   Uploaded by    caitelyn
 Bert Bertbert: DO NOT MESSGAE ME!
 Jennerator: Sorry, I'm an illithid
 scribbs: "Epic quests" in quotes because it wouldn't be epic at all.
 whiplash: Seems legit.
 Fishy: @Skinr NO freaking teases!
 Fiasco: Have to be cool with four awesome dudes and a pool table.
 peedurr: He might get lucky, as 'Intelligence is not a large factor'
 tib gubb: not. gay... just straight guys pretending
 Skinr: would also be interested in an Assassin, Bard, Druid, Illusionist, Monk, Paladin, or Ranger
 Blitheryn: I wonder how that worked out for him.
Image 133839   09-25-16   Uploaded by    phonk
 SpaceCow: I'm pretty sure these "sandwiches" are handed out as penance. The crust just means they did something egregious.
 westerner: Gosh! Mr. Andre, can I be in your posse?
 Bert Bertbert: aww, my breadsnacks
 XLY: I think you have a case, lets sue
 Jaunty Shrimp: Rich people problems
 Jennerator: It takes a bold man to crust the uncrustable
 Mad Collager: For the ultimate PBJ, find some good raisin bread (you know with more than five raisins per slice), toast it, and put the peanut butter on it while it's still hot. Yumm!
 a robot: Just make a fucking sandwich, even shitty dollar-store peanut butter and jelly would be better (not to mention cheaper) than this crap
 funny in the wall: What am i looking at here?
 Flurble: and the illusion is destroyed....goodbye innocence.
Image 133838   09-25-16   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
 duckybox: the rare and elusive Klein bottle cat
 Jaunty Shrimp: Steve Perry from Journey is Kid Rock's dad I presume
 myrealname: at least nobody has to worry about the helmeted special-needs child drowning in that pool
Image 133837   09-25-16   Uploaded by    sunset blues
 ChubbyBuddy: ever seen a cat do a barf and you can tell it didnt chew the kibble on the way down
 XLY: @Flurble the beetus. diabeetus is whats going on
 Dr. Bathroom: Add some Yoo-hoo and you've got a balanced breakfast.
 Whatever: The rainbow road to diabetes and other ailments MAN WAS NEVER MEANT TO KNOW...
 Air Biscuit: @Flurble observe closely and see that the thumb is poised to flatten one end of the snickers into a makeshift spoon.
 Borkf: More American products I don't understand. File this with the Smuckers thing above.
 Flurble: I'm confused...did that sherbet emerge from the box?!? And is the Snickers a side dish? WHAT'S GOING ON
Image 133836   09-25-16   Uploaded by    propro
 SpaceCow: I'm am suffocating, because bandaids suffocate me!
 electrode: Self-Baptism?
 scribbs: The last panel could also double for a PSA on peanut allergies.
 Air Biscuit: Welp, better spawn more low lvl characters.
 Amy Housewine: It took me a while to realise that it was meant to be a plaster. I thought it was an old mobile phone.
 TFChicken: Autorad for child suffocation
 Frank herbert: Apparently already cut her foot off. For the best.
Image 133835   09-25-16   Uploaded by    ruiner
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