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262842  Felicity: Was this badded because there was a volcano recently IRL?

262881  Sage: I don't get it.

262870  Spazstatic: @Fiveninety Ugh, I actually had to do this today. Not the butt part, but the grass in 98 degree weather. Also, it was actually 99 with a heat index of about 104. That being said, a lightweight, light colored, moisture wicking shirt pulled my sweat and evaporated it faster probably helping keep me cooler than if I had more skin directly exposed to the sun and sweat dripping instead of evaporating.

262844  Felicity: @addend Stage left or camera left?

262846  Felicity: This kitten's favourite member of Kiss is Paul

262836  Annoying Vegan : My dog has that same bowl.

262859  Felicity: I need to find a new way of looking at life. As it stands currently I am scared and depressed all of the time

262861  Felicity: Modest prices

262866  Felicity: This reminds me of how Roger on 'American Dad!' used to call his hosts Staniel and Franiel

262878  ChubbyBuddy: both are beautiful imo

262867  Felicity: Rad for gloves

262868  Felicity: Actually, the floor does look a little like lava

262869  Felicity: Where are the giant people holding it up?

262870  Felicity: Well, not in public, but maybe someday if I really apply myself and work towards an awesome body

262871  Felicity: Don't punch down, Louis

262873  Felicity: All the Flash video downloader extensions have stopped working, too. These are dark times

262878  Felicity: Boobswap?

262866  a sedated moose: I chuckled too much at this

262870  a sedated moose: @Fiveninety Preach it!

262879  a sedated moose: A wonderfully composed portrait.

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262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262806 smusher: ... ? ...

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 Shay: We got really weird with our cooking in the late 60's to early 80's.
 Bernie 2016: You do!
 generic: I think Marx's heart stopped fibrillating a while ago
 XLY: large crusty rolls was my stripper name
 fanny: hearty farm flavor= tastes like manure
 Lestrange: Vomitinacan
 a robot: I like how it specifies "all-purpose" barbecue sauce. Is there another kind I didn't know about?
 Knice: Korrok-Damn it, people. What the hell have you done to this corn?!
 Scoo: I bet these taste real Knice
Image 133706   09-24-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
 Whatever: I heard this from the boss at work - trouble is, the record's scratched, and the needle keeps skipping back...
 WaffleIron: I have this on my iPhone
Image 133705   09-24-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 Peter Pantsless: @Fiasco *high five*
 Fiasco: It's pronounced "Boo-tay"
 Hosebag: It is his civic duty to bang the booty.
 WaffleIron: @Knice : Nice Knice, beat me to it.
 WaffleIron: That's a smile that says "swiggity swooty"
 Knice: "Swiggety. Swooty."
Image 133704   09-24-16   Uploaded by    morrissey
 Jaktai: The image containes a virus.
 ArchStanton: This post should go viral.
 grimes: feel a sneeze coming..
Image 133703   09-24-16   Uploaded by    annterland
 Bonecollector: @Borkf You can beautiful people where you work? There's just no way that statement can come out right...sigh
 SpaceCow: I see they now sell repellent for the man with too much swag.
 Borkf: @sandwiches We make this where I work (not our brand though) and most places have stopped selling it due to customer complaints. The drink is OK (if a bit dull), it's just the name.
 sandwiches: As you can see it's not been sold because nobody believes a company that calls their drink this could be motivated by making a good product
 Peter Pantsless: It's in the same line of drinks as "booty sweat."
 DrinkMixMan: Energy drink for cats.
 5 Headed Snake God: I see an image like this as a challenge from the uploader to post things that aren't sexist.
 XLY: One spilled can is enough to make a room smell like a fish market
 RinRin: The thirst is real
 Lestrange: No way am I even bothering to comment apart from this fatuous nonsense.
 Whatever: --this comment obscured due to a clever double-pun that may or may not be sexist in nature depending on one's gender, but is certainly not racist, nor xenophobic,but might possibly have a passing reference to paperclips. --
 tamarindo: Must have been a really nice person who took the one third from the bottom.
 Mad Collager: Wow! Canned Beautiful People! What will they think of next, the Fleshlight? Oh.
 Musician: If you try to open it immediately, it says "OMG you've ruined it!" and leaves
 Knice: Never open one that's been shaken.
 fanny: keeps cats at their freshest
Image 133702   09-24-16   Uploaded by    RzK
 Beerarchy: @Whatever Hahah!
 HairyNips: @Starky15 hahah
 Starky15: Taco Tuesday
 Whatever: Who farted?
Image 133701   09-24-16   Uploaded by    annterland
 magicmormon: Get in. We're going to the.... I mean we're not going to the vet.
 DrinkMixMan: @Bluetocracy God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Man tames dog. Dinosaurs eat man, dog inherits the earth.
 ArchStanton: Should have been a Land Rover
 Bluetocracy: It's like Jurassic Park, only in the future and humans are the dinosaurs and dogs are the people.
 SunWukong: No time to borkf, get in.
 zip file: he's eating for two, now
Image 133700   09-24-16   Uploaded by    the snark
 Borkf: @Knice @Scoo Paleo.
 isosceleswaffle: @Air Biscuit So much better than pumpkin spice.
 DrinkMixMan: Yes, we win! Now make me a McRib.
 Air Biscuit: I wish lavender lattes were more common. They taste awesome but are so hard to find.
 Shay: @Scoo Nah, if it's part of the Atkins Diet is what's more important.
 Whatever: I bet it's a collector's item.
 Scoo: @Knice but is it gluten-free?
 Shay: @Knice I for one will invest in this so I can make money.
 Knice: I need to come up with a Pumpkin-Spice-Bacon-Sriracha-IPA Beard Wax
 Warrax: @Shay I like pumpkin spice whatevers, but only if it's limited availability.
 Shay: Maybe if you just serve Pumpkin Spice whatever all year long, I'm sure you'll see profits soar.
Image 133699   09-24-16   Uploaded by    tamarindo
 ruiner: why is the guy near the bottom-right ejecting fish bones from his mouth?
 whiplash: Needs a "BONG!" sound effect.
 Warrax: There's a lot going on here, but the weirdest part is those Liefeld-feet.
 Shay: So this is why Kermit broke up with Ms. Piggy...
 Lestrange: Oh Heshka, can't you leave the cannabis alone for just one damn day?
 Amy Housewine: Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrribbit!
Image 133698   09-24-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 Borkf: Such range
 withak: uhhhhh...?
 werterland: 2/10 Calendar has great pictures, but forgot three months of the year.
 Shay: The middle one is compelling; maybe we can settle our wars through bubbles.
 Kool Aid Man: Lawful Good, Neutral Good, Chaotic Good etc...
Image 133697   09-24-16   Uploaded by    amyandy
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