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233107  Teechur: That poor grey duck.

233108  Teechur: My friends and family always look forward to the Arbor Day cards I send out each year.

233109  glenalec: Pictures of my grillfriend!

233067  ping: @jochenau @addend Just a "one of these things is not like the others" moment. They're all called something-hedron apart from the cube. And since Mascot is in assassin/secret agent mode from #232800...

232713  glenalec: @Nope - I was working in a developing country at the time. Just having a retro-fitted sit-on toilet was a rather big deal! My next place there was a brand new dormitory for 12 with plenty of mod-cons, and I had it all to myself!

233067  ping: @zrj235 There are others but they only work in higher dimensional space. In 3D this is all you get.

232322  glenalec: @Mr Bleak - so that's what she looks like! TBH I honestly have no idea who my own country's PM is or looks like just now.

233029  glenalec: Looks handy!

233063  ping: Backstage at a theatre. I don't know which one.

233038  glenalec: Some people call me the Broccoly Cowboy. Some people call me the gangster of peas.

233056  glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233059  glenalec: There is a tool in mum's nail-file kit for that.

233087  glenalec: @Robespierre - Your Aunt is also apparently content with no freshly trained doctors, engineers, mechanics, etc. to do all the things she will presumably need to have done for the rest of her life :-/

233106  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, let's go." "Can't. Kitty."

233104  glenalec: Not many people know that you call a badly crushed hand a 'hamd'.

233107  bug: AFLAAAACKKK

233085  bug: @Not A Bot Bottom left.

233077  well duh: Well, spiders do tend to like the shower area of the average home.

233098  Coolguy: Not shown: Now Im an engineer at Google, so its all good.

233099  Coolguy: Keep em off my lefts too!

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233067 ping: @zrj235 There are others but they only work in higher dimensional space. In 3D this is all you get.

233055 Coolguy: @a robot ah, good looking out. I figured the random ass modern baby name thing. But would have never imagined the names were from an old Japanese baseball game. Oh Japan, what will I do with you.

233004 Robespierre: @Nope This is somehow OK because the NRA has bought and paid for all of the politicians they need; i.e., Marco Rubio alone has received $17.5 million from the NRA over the years

232934 kornisjon: This is rather aggressive. I hope that she will find someone who is interested.

232910 zrj235: @Peter Pantsless seconded. didn't need to feel worse than i already did. this isn't 4chan even tho i might shitpost while drunk. there are limits.

233068 Teechur: @Mr. Shine The dentist examined him and said, "Aaaah. Here's the problem. You have an abscess." "WHAT!? How the heck did that guy know I have an abscess?" The dentist replied, "The monk in the Himalayans" I get a lot of business from that wise man. You see, 'Abscess makes the fart go Honda.'"

233032 zrj235: @GoGo Robotto i remember the original of that game from like 15 years ago. fuck yes.

232932 mexican: *click*

233022 zrj235: @copunter but people poop in there

233056 glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!



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 Shay: We got really weird with our cooking in the late 60's to early 80's.
 Bernie 2016: You do!
 generic: I think Marx's heart stopped fibrillating a while ago
 XLY: large crusty rolls was my stripper name
 fanny: hearty farm flavor= tastes like manure
 Lestrange: Vomitinacan
 a robot: I like how it specifies "all-purpose" barbecue sauce. Is there another kind I didn't know about?
 Knice: Korrok-Damn it, people. What the hell have you done to this corn?!
 Scoo: I bet these taste real Knice
Image 133706   09-24-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
482
 
 Whatever: I heard this from the boss at work - trouble is, the record's scratched, and the needle keeps skipping back...
 WaffleIron: I have this on my iPhone
Image 133705   09-24-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
575
 
 Peter Pantsless: @Fiasco *high five*
 Fiasco: It's pronounced "Boo-tay"
 Hosebag: It is his civic duty to bang the booty.
 WaffleIron: @Knice : Nice Knice, beat me to it.
 WaffleIron: That's a smile that says "swiggity swooty"
 Knice: "Swiggety. Swooty."
Image 133704   09-24-16   Uploaded by    morrissey
Score:
353
 
 Jaktai: The image containes a virus.
 ArchStanton: This post should go viral.
 ignatz: feel a sneeze coming..
Image 133703   09-24-16   Uploaded by    annterland
Score:
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 Bonecollector: @Borkf You can beautiful people where you work? There's just no way that statement can come out right...sigh
 SpaceCow: I see they now sell repellent for the man with too much swag.
 Borkf: @sandwiches We make this where I work (not our brand though) and most places have stopped selling it due to customer complaints. The drink is OK (if a bit dull), it's just the name.
 sandwiches: As you can see it's not been sold because nobody believes a company that calls their drink this could be motivated by making a good product
 Peter Pantsless: It's in the same line of drinks as "booty sweat."
 DrinkMixMan: Energy drink for cats.
 5 Headed Snake God: I see an image like this as a challenge from the uploader to post things that aren't sexist.
 XLY: One spilled can is enough to make a room smell like a fish market
 RinRin: The thirst is real
 Lestrange: No way am I even bothering to comment apart from this fatuous nonsense.
 Whatever: --this comment obscured due to a clever double-pun that may or may not be sexist in nature depending on one's gender, but is certainly not racist, nor xenophobic,but might possibly have a passing reference to paperclips. --
 tamarindo: Must have been a really nice person who took the one third from the bottom.
 Mad Collager: Wow! Canned Beautiful People! What will they think of next, the Fleshlight? Oh.
 Musician: If you try to open it immediately, it says "OMG you've ruined it!" and leaves
 Knice: Never open one that's been shaken.
 fanny: keeps cats at their freshest
Image 133702   09-24-16   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
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 Beerarchy: @Whatever Hahah!
 HairyNips: @Starky15 hahah
 Starky15: Taco Tuesday
 Whatever: Who farted?
Image 133701   09-24-16   Uploaded by    annterland
Score:
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 magicmormon: Get in. We're going to the.... I mean we're not going to the vet.
 DrinkMixMan: @Bluetocracy God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Man tames dog. Dinosaurs eat man, dog inherits the earth.
 ArchStanton: Should have been a Land Rover
 Bluetocracy: It's like Jurassic Park, only in the future and humans are the dinosaurs and dogs are the people.
 SunWukong: No time to borkf, get in.
 zip file: he's eating for two, now
Image 133700   09-24-16   Uploaded by    the snark
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 Borkf: @Knice @Scoo Paleo.
 isosceleswaffle: @Air Biscuit So much better than pumpkin spice.
 DrinkMixMan: Yes, we win! Now make me a McRib.
 Air Biscuit: I wish lavender lattes were more common. They taste awesome but are so hard to find.
 Shay: @Scoo Nah, if it's part of the Atkins Diet is what's more important.
 Whatever: I bet it's a collector's item.
 Scoo: @Knice but is it gluten-free?
 Shay: @Knice I for one will invest in this so I can make money.
 Knice: I need to come up with a Pumpkin-Spice-Bacon-Sriracha-IPA Beard Wax
 Warrax: @Shay I like pumpkin spice whatevers, but only if it's limited availability.
 Shay: Maybe if you just serve Pumpkin Spice whatever all year long, I'm sure you'll see profits soar.
Image 133699   09-24-16   Uploaded by    tamarindo
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 ruiner: why is the guy near the bottom-right ejecting fish bones from his mouth?
 whiplash: Needs a "BONG!" sound effect.
 Warrax: There's a lot going on here, but the weirdest part is those Liefeld-feet.
 Shay: So this is why Kermit broke up with Ms. Piggy...
 Lestrange: Oh Heshka, can't you leave the cannabis alone for just one damn day?
 Amy Housewine: Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrribbit!
Image 133698   09-24-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
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 Borkf: Such range
 withak: uhhhhh...?
 werterland: 2/10 Calendar has great pictures, but forgot three months of the year.
 Shay: The middle one is compelling; maybe we can settle our wars through bubbles.
 Kool Aid Man: Lawful Good, Neutral Good, Chaotic Good etc...
Image 133697   09-24-16   Uploaded by    amyandy
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