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258448  ignatz: Da-dum. Da-dum. Dumdumdumdum etc

258320  BavidDowie: Leaf me alone

257342  Mr Bleak: @Joseph You can't say that, it's like telling children "Santa is your dad in a fake beard".

258333  BavidDowie: This is too much

258336  BavidDowie: @clayjar yes, then yes

258337  BavidDowie: Solo! Solo!

258341  BavidDowie: Still a better love story than Twilight.

258436  mwoody: I can't tell; is your dog Extra Crispy or Original?

258367  BavidDowie: Who spilled the gasket basket?

258387  BavidDowie: @Knice No, it's snot.

258387  BavidDowie: Just high-quality licks

258398  BavidDowie: Muh boy Pumps always getting in trouble

258431  BavidDowie: What a pile Acrop

258398  Mad Collager: You are also responsible for heeling yourself.

258433  hajjpodge: @AlexDeLarge That's a trend that never went away.

258404  Mad Collager: Shoulda been an Alfa Romeo.

258433  Otterman: Heh heh. Nukular. George W was such a brilliant man.

258433  Otterman: Silly, we had the looming threat of nukular war in the 80s, too.

258433  AlexDeLarge: Don't forget casual racism

258405  Mad Collager: I bet in the future we'll have flying cars and teleportation!

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258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258337 BavidDowie: Solo! Solo!

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258270 berlin: me too

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258272 Felicity: Excellent

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

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 Ulillillia: butthorn's art has come a long way
 AverageJoe: be water my friend
 Amy Housewine: This guy called you an idiot: #133104
 stunt nuts: Holiday Inn, now with 6 locations on Mars.
 duckfarts: that's because you're not listening
 Noremak: If you put a conch shell to your ear, you can hear the sounds of the ocean. It called you an idiot.
 ninetailorochimaru: Looks like jungi ito
 midnightmosesuk: How do you know? Do you speak water?
 jochenau: Unlike sand, which is coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
 Rorel: @Warrax Man, screw Brook.
 ShoKusogi: Water won't call you an idiot, but it will tell you when your goals are impossible; it will tell you when you're all washed up
 tib gubb: anime.jpg
 Warrax: It'll babble behind your back though.
 Yam: That's not what it told me
Image 133202   09-21-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 titular role: Hell yes doggies
 Chef Says: Jerid, no.
 duckfarts: DEDICATION
 Flarmie: Your girlfriend went to Jerid's!
 fanny: RIP Jerid
 illBilliam: Weekend at Bernie's III lookin' creepy
Image 133201   09-21-16   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
 E. HONDA: some of them fall out the wrong direction and plummet into space
 SpaceCow: Some of them miss the ground.
 Korrok: @Dobly In order: No. Yes. No. Not yet.
 Dobly: is that kelso? is that other kid eating ribs? are they rebooting that 70s show? should I be concerned about zika?
 duckfarts: @Peter Pantsless lm/
 Flarmie: *Laughtrack*
 Frank herbert: @Sadbot its the pilot
 Sadbot: They probably fly off in a helicopter. Someone has to fly it
 Peter Pantsless: HELLL!!! *heavy guitar riffs, bass drum rolls, and FIIIIRE*
 AdaMan: Rappelling? Sure. Helo-casting? Maybe. Jumping? Probably not.
 Ulillillia: They ded
Image 133200   09-21-16   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
 Mr. Shine: *throws Pokeball*
 smusher: Why don't you make like a tree, and....
 a robot: I STILL WANT A BABY DRAGON #132064
 Peter Pantsless: Jesus Christ, lizard!
Image 133199   09-21-16   Uploaded by    Springbok
 Mr. Shine: @illBilliam It is exactly what you think it is.
 Jayfu: @illBilliam If you think it's a remote for a sex toy
 Rorel: A snowman that can be shifted to the left or right.
 illBilliam: Is that what I think it is?
Image 133198   09-21-16   Uploaded by    Ment Thorp
 A duck: "This is what I think of your photography skills, Mike!"
 Peter Pantsless: Just realized she lost her glasses
 Muncharito Beanworld: Monkey see monkey do. Stupid humans.
Image 133197   09-21-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 rinaldi1337: "good work human. I am pleased with these carrots."
 duckfarts: oooooooh yeeeeeeahh carrots unnnggghhhhh
 a robot: Feels good man
 A duck: I don't normally radvote cats, but juuusr this oooonce
 ShoKusogi: @LaeMi Now he's using the carrots as bait to bring Bugs Bunny out where he can be ambushed
 Wolfechu: Local cat goes w
 Frank herbert: Sooo high. Af. I see everything
 tib gubb: thez my carrot
 Sandor: What a massacre!
 Soaps Pierre: He grew them himself
 hajjpodge: Carrot Guardian enjoys his job.
Image 133196   09-21-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 sporky: damn @duckfarts lmao
 Dobly: do you have the buy the baby a ticket?
 duckfarts: why do you need a fake baby for this?
 Sadbot: @illBilliam I'd got with Everclear and just pour my baby into a large soda
 A duck: Daddy's Lil Drinkin' Buddy, by Mattel
 Whatever: So looking like you're sucking a kids brains out with a straw is better than getting a hip flask?
 illBilliam: @Sadbot Right, at least drink bourbon like a respectable fake dad.
 Peter Pantsless: Kinda defeats the purpose if you still carry that giant glass booze bottle around
 Sadbot: Ew, brandy
 square44: the sequel to ORGY the game
Image 133195   09-21-16   Uploaded by    tehghost
 Grandmas Ghost: *nompf*
 Butcherboy: Land shark
 Whatever: Om nom nom nom!
 Sandor: Looks like after eating the left hand, the shark wants the whole thing
 bug: He's just sucking brandy out of it.
 Peter Pantsless: You're gonna need a bigger baby
 Cami: The other other white meat.
 dobbiesdoogs: TIL women's prisons look a lot like jcpenney
Image 133194   09-21-16   Uploaded by    claphands
 Mr. Shine: Is Traci Lords still reading aloud in front of cameras?
 A duck: Poor Dominique Swain. From critically acclaimed actress with a promising career to this.
 midnightmosesuk: Low quality.
 Warrax: IMDB description: "When a fracking environmental accident rips apart the earth's crust, the resulting hole lets out prehistoric sharks from underground. The sharks target a group of women and trap them in a cabin."
 Mr. Butt: Later, Traci Lords
 Minx: just another reason i'm glad i dont live in Arkansas i guess...
 dobbiesdoogs: in an unforseen reversal this time traci lords gets swallowed
Image 133193   09-21-16   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
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