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273255  Theimposter: Thats disgusting.

273256  Theimposter: Lean in and take a big messy bite to spite fate.

273235  Alaskan: I prefer to keep hold of the bucket, thanks, I had a bad experience once.

273261  Theimposter: Sad they had to in order to comprehend the hazard.

273224  Amy Housewine: In the beginning there was The Word, and The Word was with God, and The Word was God

273244  SurfNTurf: Bruh, try moving that decimal a space over to the right to get someone to let your creepy ass crank off on their boots...

273224  dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

273224  FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273263  ignatz: They like computers cos they're warm

273244  eevee: Dirk Stedanko

273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

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273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273224 Amy Housewine: In the beginning there was The Word, and The Word was with God, and The Word was God

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

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 Ulillillia: butthorn's art has come a long way
 AverageJoe: be water my friend
 Amy Housewine: This guy called you an idiot: #133104
 stunt nuts: Holiday Inn, now with 6 locations on Mars.
 duckfarts: that's because you're not listening
 Noremak: If you put a conch shell to your ear, you can hear the sounds of the ocean. It called you an idiot.
 ninetailorochimaru: Looks like jungi ito
 midnightmosesuk: How do you know? Do you speak water?
 Borp Mento: Unlike sand, which is coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
 Rorel: @Warrax Man, screw Brook.
 ShoKusogi: Water won't call you an idiot, but it will tell you when your goals are impossible; it will tell you when you're all washed up
 tib gubb: anime.jpg
 Warrax: It'll babble behind your back though.
 Yam: That's not what it told me
Image 133202   09-21-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 titular role: Hell yes doggies
 Chef Says: Jerid, no.
 duckfarts: DEDICATION
 Flarmie: Your girlfriend went to Jerid's!
 fanny: RIP Jerid
 illBilliam: Weekend at Bernie's III lookin' creepy
Image 133201   09-21-16   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
 E. HONDA: some of them fall out the wrong direction and plummet into space
 SpaceCow: Some of them miss the ground.
 Korrok: @Dobly In order: No. Yes. No. Not yet.
 Dobly: is that kelso? is that other kid eating ribs? are they rebooting that 70s show? should I be concerned about zika?
 duckfarts: @Peter Pantsless lm/
 Flarmie: *Laughtrack*
 Frank herbert: @Sadbot its the pilot
 Sadbot: They probably fly off in a helicopter. Someone has to fly it
 Peter Pantsless: HELLL!!! *heavy guitar riffs, bass drum rolls, and FIIIIRE*
 AdaMan: Rappelling? Sure. Helo-casting? Maybe. Jumping? Probably not.
 Ulillillia: They ded
Image 133200   09-21-16   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
 Mr. Shine: *throws Pokeball*
 smusher: Why don't you make like a tree, and....
 a robot: I STILL WANT A BABY DRAGON #132064
 Peter Pantsless: Jesus Christ, lizard!
Image 133199   09-21-16   Uploaded by    Springbok
 Mr. Shine: @illBilliam It is exactly what you think it is.
 Jayfu: @illBilliam If you think it's a remote for a sex toy
 Rorel: A snowman that can be shifted to the left or right.
 illBilliam: Is that what I think it is?
Image 133198   09-21-16   Uploaded by    Ment Thorp
 A duck: "This is what I think of your photography skills, Mike!"
 Peter Pantsless: Just realized she lost her glasses
 Muncharito Beanworld: Monkey see monkey do. Stupid humans.
Image 133197   09-21-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 rinaldi1337: "good work human. I am pleased with these carrots."
 duckfarts: oooooooh yeeeeeeahh carrots unnnggghhhhh
 a robot: Feels good man
 A duck: I don't normally radvote cats, but juuusr this oooonce
 ShoKusogi: @LaeMi Now he's using the carrots as bait to bring Bugs Bunny out where he can be ambushed
 Wolfechu: Local cat goes w
 Frank herbert: Sooo high. Af. I see everything
 tib gubb: thez my carrot
 Sandor: What a massacre!
 Soaps Pierre: He grew them himself
 hajjpodge: Carrot Guardian enjoys his job.
Image 133196   09-21-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 sporky: damn @duckfarts lmao
 Dobly: do you have the buy the baby a ticket?
 duckfarts: why do you need a fake baby for this?
 Sadbot: @illBilliam I'd got with Everclear and just pour my baby into a large soda
 A duck: Daddy's Lil Drinkin' Buddy, by Mattel
 Whatever: So looking like you're sucking a kids brains out with a straw is better than getting a hip flask?
 illBilliam: @Sadbot Right, at least drink bourbon like a respectable fake dad.
 Peter Pantsless: Kinda defeats the purpose if you still carry that giant glass booze bottle around
 Sadbot: Ew, brandy
 square44: the sequel to ORGY the game
Image 133195   09-21-16   Uploaded by    tehghost
 Grandmas Ghost: *nompf*
 Butcherboy: Land shark
 Whatever: Om nom nom nom!
 Sandor: Looks like after eating the left hand, the shark wants the whole thing
 bug: He's just sucking brandy out of it.
 Peter Pantsless: You're gonna need a bigger baby
 Cami: The other other white meat.
 dobbiesdoogs: TIL women's prisons look a lot like jcpenney
Image 133194   09-21-16   Uploaded by    claphands
 Mr. Shine: Is Traci Lords still reading aloud in front of cameras?
 A duck: Poor Dominique Swain. From critically acclaimed actress with a promising career to this.
 midnightmosesuk: Low quality.
 Warrax: IMDB description: "When a fracking environmental accident rips apart the earth's crust, the resulting hole lets out prehistoric sharks from underground. The sharks target a group of women and trap them in a cabin."
 Mr. Butt: Later, Traci Lords
 Minx: just another reason i'm glad i dont live in Arkansas i guess...
 dobbiesdoogs: in an unforseen reversal this time traci lords gets swallowed
Image 133193   09-21-16   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
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