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262800  ignatz: *sigh* recycled trees

120649  Mr. Angry: just for a second i thought one of the geese was standing on the other one.

262792  Mexico: And I thought the anticipation would kill me!

120536  Mr. Angry: "...Ms. Frizzle, are we going to learn anything about fast food today? Ms. Frizzle?..."

262784  VoR: It's OK. I suited up earlier.

262799  mission2mars: Wooo Morgantown

262780  Off Topic: @Rocktor Dockward I know your secret.

262782  Whatever: Voldemort and his grandnephew Donnie Trump in the days of yore

262785  Whatever: Where lurks the Lorax?

262776  Not A Bot: That kid must have a huge cock to land a fly honey with an ass like dat!

262785  sparename: Mr Mimoggy

262786  sparename: This clownfish looks funny

262631  Porm Munties: me also @Air Biscuit

262773  Robespierre: Is that glitter? Please, tell me that's not glitter.

262795  Peter Pantsless: I can see your pepperoni!

262782  Robespierre: Older than the WebNets, this image is.

262785  CaptainCatbreath: I want to be told that it knows Kung Fu.

262744  Robespierre: @Science Well, THAT's rather irresponsible of them. Of course, "they" will never have to live with the consequences ... more than sorta like ignoring global warming.

262782  raditzu: @Dr Awkward ummm, baby? i thought it was her/his meal...

262762  Science: @Dr Awkward: It's only about ejaculation if you understand the Internet. You mom and her friend are completely innocent and, therefore, safe.

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262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

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 SpaceCow: I see Del Toro is hard at work on a Pan sequel.
 WotGives: What's green, hangs on the wall, and whistles?
 hex0: Wait... They make Hello Kitty wine?
 Skinr: Kitty was born in a wine cask / And grew so incredibly thin / That even the box of a child's dolly / Sucked him in
 XLY: remember how some people used to believe cameras stole people's souls? They were right
 Scoo: Hello Shitty
Image 132983   09-20-16   Uploaded by    confession
 antipatterns: more like a crappy snorkel, but yeah sure close
 Skaalar: *star-wipe* The more you knooooww
 redmonkey3: @kinggheedra - we are the walrus
Image 132982   09-20-16   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
 redmonkey3: @jochenau - i thought it was a band kid with CF or something and the joke was tiny sax... ummmm... i dunno.
 moogerator: @redmonkey3 @a robot're welcome? Is there some horrible alternative thing it looks like that hasn't occurred to me?
 Fiasco: @Troll Come again?
 Troll: ...aaand that makes me sound like a weirdo for knowing that, lol. Combination of business trips, shitty internet from the company air card, and looking for laffs.
 Skinr: play that funky music, white boy
 Ulillillia: I'm never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm
 redmonkey3: @jochenau - THANK YOU! serious w.t.f. averted
 illBilliam: Go home CPR practice dummy, you're drunk!
 a robot: @jochenau THANK YOU
 Fiasco: @jochenau oh THAT old gambit
 Skaalar: ...... Are you real?
 courtney: @a robot It's like...a plastic anorexic Conan O'Brien with French fries up his nose playing a tiny saxophone.
 Scoo: Waxamaphone... waxamaphone
 a robot: I've been looking at this image for awhile and all I can say is I find this person's face very confusing.
Image 132981   09-20-16   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
 SpaceCow: "Oh, you again."
 mike58: "Getting rreal tired of your shit, Dave"
 Korrok: "Seriously? I'm a fucking apex predator. Put me the fuck back."
 SoyUnPerdedor: "Not impressed dude..."
 Skaalar: @a robot Oooooh! Has it hit Broadway yet? I've heard it's the best musical since 2003
 Amiga 1000: Lilshark just wanted to nibble on your ankles a little :(
 a robot: "Really? You took me out of the ocean just for a photo? Dickhead."
Image 132980   09-20-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
 AverageJoe: the only sensible thing, I've read so far
 Sadbot: I wish my pup could make memes...or prep veggies for dinner
 Scoo: "... and stab folks. And I'm all out of memes."
Image 132979   09-20-16   Uploaded by    amyandy
 redmonkey3: @Air Biscuit @Warrax - YES! chef friends & i played this game that if legumes = legumes & meat = meat, etc. thennn schwarma is bbq & hummus is bean dip & tortilla is pita, etc / it got involved as dawn got closer and Cannabis burned on... good days
 petepuma: Do you have spaghetti?
 Bert Bertbert: @Skinr Have you got any bear claws?
 Air Biscuit: @redmonkey3 depends on the beans, hummus is traditionally only chick peas.
 Jeannie C: @WaffleIron You mean like a fondue place?
 ch: annnnd also i added some szechuan shit in there, fuck it
 fanny: *must be eaten with chopsticks
 Skinr: welcome to Al's Pancake World, what'll ya have?
 Warrax: @redmonkey3 You see my dilemma. And...and... is a pita a tortilla and a tortilla a pita??
 redmonkey3: Isn't hummus a bean dip & bean dip a hummus ?
 Warrax: I've been trying to think of a way to combine my love of bean burritos and hummus. Surely it's not as simple as just dipping the burrito in the hummus, is it? No. Gotta be more complicated than that.
 trucker: @Scoo They'd need another font for that.
 Dr. Bathroom: If it helps, Mexico is technically in America.
 Scoo: Can you make a decent Pad Thai?
 WaffleIron: A veritable melting pot.
Image 132978   09-20-16   Uploaded by    Pop That Ponzi
 DrinkMixMan: I once fucked it. Then they changed what "it" was. Now what I fuck isn't it and what is it seems weird and scary to me...
 redmonkey3: Thou will certainly get better response on your sevice tickets!
 Warrax: One of the other parents that drops their kid off at my daughter's school has this sticker on their car. The school made them tape a piece of paper over it while they're on school property, but you can still totally see it through the paper. Hyuk hyuk hyuk.
 AFanOfSprite: My butt also spasms uncontrollably whenever I try to climb a giant cigarette.
 Scoo: Yes. Fuck IT.
 kinggheedra: @WaffleIron If you have a loved one of a certain age then you moonlight.
 WaffleIron: Indeed, I decided against a career in IT a long time ago.
Image 132977   09-20-16   Uploaded by    teletub
 Wolfechu: @WaffleIron I stand corrected. Holy hell, those are fat tape measures indeed. :)
 WaffleIron: @Wolfechu : I call your attention to the "Fat max" series of tape measures, because indeed they are making bizarrely wide tape measures now
 Dan Tagonistic: Tape measure for scale
 Wolfechu: @WaffleIron Centimeters, unless they're making bizarrely wide tape measures now
 Kim: @WaffleIron People ask the same thing about my dick
 Peach: Can "Thomas Transformer for scale" please become a thing?
 ModelTRex: @dobbiesdoogs Miles!
 dobbiesdoogs: @WaffleIron meters!
 Dr. Bathroom: Is this one narrated by Ringo or George Carlin?
Image 132976   09-20-16   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
 scribbs: @illBilliam "I read "The Tao of Pooh" on acid; it was the best book ever. Then I read it sober; it sucked. Don't do drugs.
 Cyka: "Oh, it's dire" the vet agreed "But, no, I wouldn't call him a 'dire wofl' per se."
 WTF: I too have been to a Nickelback concert before.
 illBilliam: ... And then the acid kicked in, so I decided to read a book starting from the middle.
 Skaalar: Yeah... That's pretty much me at the bar.
 Wooden Spoon: Assuming that's a woman, I'd like to marry her.
Image 132975   09-20-16   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
 SpaceCow: So that's what happened to my professor of vagrant studies.
 Flarmie: At least he's not a Trump Specialist.
 XLY: Start em young
 Dr. Bathroom: Don't let your girlfriend go on that ride.
 WaffleIron: He has his certification stamp
Image 132974   09-20-16   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
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