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272574  Not A Bot: Is this funny or informative? I can't tell.

272577  BavidDowie: Becoming vegan is ruff

272539  Air Biscuit: A fine mustache.

272554  Sadbot: @tib gubb Always happy to be speaking through a rat mascot suit into impressionable ears, a dark, dancing cartoon to guide you along the left hand path

272549  Air Biscuit: Is this where paradise used to be?

272554  Air Biscuit: COME ON DOWN TO GIANT RAT PIZZA AND CHILD CASINO!

272573  tib gubb: it's great once you toughen up the ol' bunghole

272576  tib gubb: still think weed is harmless?

272532  tib gubb: great for lending in legal situations

272457  LurkedMoar: Actually nice

272566  BavidDowie: If our govt really respected their courage, they'd be a lot more fucking careful about starting unending wars

272564  Teechur: mlamb

272574  BavidDowie: I've decided I'm ok with this

272558  Air Biscuit: Try reversing the positive and negative ends.

272568  Air Biscuit: Defense from frivolous personal injury lawsuit attorney.

272395  Theimposter: How dare you assume I use my hands?

272403  Theimposter: Dude... you stretched out my horse again.

272405  Theimposter: I was... playing Perfect Dark I think. With my brother and his roomie. Good memories.

272561  lecj07: @tib gubb Yeah, compared to the othet one he looks really negative.

272566  lecj07: Rad for veteran. I may not always agree with my country's decisions, but I can't fault someone who served. I may find them dinner for other reasons, but not for that.

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272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

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Score:
625
 
 SpaceCow: I see Del Toro is hard at work on a Pan sequel.
 WotGives: What's green, hangs on the wall, and whistles?
 hex0: Wait... They make Hello Kitty wine?
 Skinr: Kitty was born in a wine cask / And grew so incredibly thin / That even the box of a child's dolly / Sucked him in
 XLY: remember how some people used to believe cameras stole people's souls? They were right
 pisspig: Hello Shitty
Image 132983   09-20-16   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
720
 
 sir toke a lot: more like a crappy snorkel, but yeah sure close
 Skaalar: *star-wipe* The more you knooooww
 redmonkey3: @kinggheedra - we are the walrus
Image 132982   09-20-16   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
Score:
250
 
 redmonkey3: @jochenau - i thought it was a band kid with CF or something and the joke was tiny sax... ummmm... i dunno.
 moogerator: @redmonkey3 @a robot Er...you're welcome? Is there some horrible alternative thing it looks like that hasn't occurred to me?
 Fiasco: @Troll Come again?
 Troll: ...aaand that makes me sound like a weirdo for knowing that, lol. Combination of business trips, shitty internet from the company air card, and looking for laffs.
 Skinr: play that funky music, white boy
 Ulillillia: I'm never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm
 redmonkey3: @jochenau - THANK YOU! serious w.t.f. averted
 illBilliam: Go home CPR practice dummy, you're drunk!
 a robot: @jochenau THANK YOU
 Fiasco: @jochenau oh THAT old gambit
 Skaalar: ...... Are you real?
 courtney: @a robot It's like...a plastic anorexic Conan O'Brien with French fries up his nose playing a tiny saxophone.
 GiveMePlus: Waxamaphone... waxamaphone
 a robot: I've been looking at this image for awhile and all I can say is I find this person's face very confusing.
 WaffleIron: [THE INCOMPREHENSIBLE HONKINGS OF JOHN COLTRANE]
 WaffleIron: [NIGHT COURT THEME]
 WaffleIron: [BAKER STREET SAX SOLO]
Image 132981   09-20-16   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
Score:
483
 
 SpaceCow: "Oh, you again."
 mike58: "Getting rreal tired of your shit, Dave"
 Korrok: "Seriously? I'm a fucking apex predator. Put me the fuck back."
 SoyUnPerdedor: "Not impressed dude..."
 Skaalar: @a robot Oooooh! Has it hit Broadway yet? I've heard it's the best musical since 2003
 Amiga 1000: Lilshark just wanted to nibble on your ankles a little :(
 a robot: Alternately, "PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME"
 a robot: "Really? You took me out of the ocean just for a photo? Dickhead."
Image 132980   09-20-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
634
 
 AverageJoe: the only sensible thing, I've read so far
 Sadbot: I wish my pup could make memes...or prep veggies for dinner
 Chile Quornwrap: "... and stab folks. And I'm all out of memes."
Image 132979   09-20-16   Uploaded by    amyandy
Score:
607
 
 redmonkey3: @Air Biscuit @Warrax - YES! chef friends & i played this game that if legumes = legumes & meat = meat, etc. thennn schwarma is bbq & hummus is bean dip & tortilla is pita, etc / it got involved as dawn got closer and Cannabis burned on... good days
 petepuma: Do you have spaghetti?
 Bert Bertbert: @Skinr Have you got any bear claws?
 Air Biscuit: @redmonkey3 depends on the beans, hummus is traditionally only chick peas.
 Jeannie C: @WaffleIron You mean like a fondue place?
 ch: annnnd also i added some szechuan shit in there, fuck it
 fanny: *must be eaten with chopsticks
 Skinr: welcome to Al's Pancake World, what'll ya have?
 Warrax: @redmonkey3 You see my dilemma. And...and... is a pita a tortilla and a tortilla a pita??
 redmonkey3: Isn't hummus a bean dip & bean dip a hummus ?
 Warrax: I've been trying to think of a way to combine my love of bean burritos and hummus. Surely it's not as simple as just dipping the burrito in the hummus, is it? No. Gotta be more complicated than that.
 trucker: @Scoo They'd need another font for that.
 Dr. Bathroom: If it helps, Mexico is technically in America.
 robford: Can you make a decent Pad Thai?
 WaffleIron: A veritable melting pot.
Image 132978   09-20-16   Uploaded by    Pop That Ponzi
Score:
213
 
 DrinkMixMan: I once fucked it. Then they changed what "it" was. Now what I fuck isn't it and what is it seems weird and scary to me...
 redmonkey3: Thou will certainly get better response on your sevice tickets!
 Warrax: One of the other parents that drops their kid off at my daughter's school has this sticker on their car. The school made them tape a piece of paper over it while they're on school property, but you can still totally see it through the paper. Hyuk hyuk hyuk.
 AFanOfSprite: My butt also spasms uncontrollably whenever I try to climb a giant cigarette.
 twitter: Yes. Fuck IT.
 kinggheedra: @WaffleIron If you have a loved one of a certain age then you moonlight.
 WaffleIron: Indeed, I decided against a career in IT a long time ago.
Image 132977   09-20-16   Uploaded by    teletub
Score:
245
 
 Wolfechu: @WaffleIron I stand corrected. Holy hell, those are fat tape measures indeed. :)
 WaffleIron: @Wolfechu : I call your attention to the "Fat max" series of tape measures, because indeed they are making bizarrely wide tape measures now
 Dan Tagonistic: Tape measure for scale
 Wolfechu: @WaffleIron Centimeters, unless they're making bizarrely wide tape measures now
 Kim: @WaffleIron People ask the same thing about my dick
 Peach: Can "Thomas Transformer for scale" please become a thing?
 ModelTRex: @dobbiesdoogs Miles!
 dobbiesdoogs: @WaffleIron meters!
 Dr. Bathroom: Is this one narrated by Ringo or George Carlin?
 WaffleIron: CENTIMETERS OR INCHES?! I MUST KNOW!
Image 132976   09-20-16   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
Score:
434
 
 scribbs: @illBilliam "I read "The Tao of Pooh" on acid; it was the best book ever. Then I read it sober; it sucked. Don't do drugs.
 Cyka: "Oh, it's dire" the vet agreed "But, no, I wouldn't call him a 'dire wofl' per se."
 WTF: I too have been to a Nickelback concert before.
 illBilliam: ... And then the acid kicked in, so I decided to read a book starting from the middle.
 Skaalar: Yeah... That's pretty much me at the bar.
 Wooden Spoon: Assuming that's a woman, I'd like to marry her.
Image 132975   09-20-16   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
Score:
363
 
 SpaceCow: So that's what happened to my professor of vagrant studies.
 Flarmie: At least he's not a Trump Specialist.
 XLY: Start em young
 Dr. Bathroom: Don't let your girlfriend go on that ride.
 WaffleIron: He has his certification stamp
Image 132974   09-20-16   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
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