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272470  dangerkeith3000: Mini-Gi

272471  dangerkeith3000: One electronic scooters into Mordor.

272484  deathawaits: Hi. Welcome to iPark. Choose your language

272474  dangerkeith3000: Whassup

272475  dangerkeith3000: Beer is liquid bread.

272448  White Rice: @Teechur @Knice where do you think Garfield got the bio-mass to grow those extra appendages?

272463  hajjpodge: @Teechur It won't before too long.

272463  White Rice: @Teechur the family log?

272466  Not A Bot: JJ's- America's favorite weed delivery service.

272472  Prostata: no, you identify as a douche

272470  fanny: Go on. Leave a giraffe. Just a short one, even.

272450  SuedeOxford: @WannaBee What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

272442  dragon horn: What?

272464  Spazstatic: Jaunty!

272465  Spazstatic: Ask your doctor if Cialis is right for you.

272472  Ihminen: my vw just goes one about how they are technically a prosche because they're slightly related

272451  Ihminen: classic allen

272477  fishing: The love that dares not speak its name.

272475  buffalo: Saying beer is made from hops is like saying that salad is made from dressing

272463  Teechur: Maybe that tree shouldn't have so many branches.

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272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272086 tib gubb: yikes

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272372 Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward theres a thing to unlock it for towing.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"



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Score:
363
 
 SpaceCow: So that's what happened to my professor of vagrant studies.
 Flarmie: At least he's not a Trump Specialist.
 XLY: Start em young
 Dr. Bathroom: Don't let your girlfriend go on that ride.
 WaffleIron: He has his certification stamp
Image 132974   09-20-16   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
597
 
 Colbo Mundus: caffiene free interesting
 AverageJoe: Share a diet coke with yourself
 DrinkMixMan: Egon, your mucus.
 Natch: There is no Dana
 Peach: Diet coke helped me shed those last few pounds. Also my humanity.
 Mr. Whiskers: Would you like some Diet Coke? "Would I?" Yes, have some. "Yes, have some."
Image 132973   09-20-16   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
538
 
Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.
Image 132972   09-20-16   Uploaded by    habbekratz
Score:
544
 
 Admiral Alan: Good luck, I'm behind seven proxies. Heh.
 SoyUnPerdedor: Please tell me this has time travelled from 2001
 WTF: "The free PC check that comes with a complimentary .mp3 download from Cradle of Filth."
 Skaalar: @Theta Zero In my vagina!?
 betamax: Centipedes?
 SomeCanadian: My computer is suffocating!
 SomeCanadian: My computer is suffocating!
Image 132971   09-20-16   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Image 132970 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by joxxuh. Your image was bad, joxxuh.
Score:
319
 
 Snowta: @Nope Doctors?
 AverageJoe: he sued himself and was forced to pay $3000 to himself for psychological damage
 Rorel: We all make fun of pagers, but since they're essentially a way to check what people want from you without letting them know you saw it (unlike texts these days), they're the superior mode of communication.
 XLY: @Scoo Spit hood rap lyrics so sick we had to send another ambulance
 kinggheedra: @Nope Dennis Duffy and medical professionals also.
 discodisco: "Spit Hood"? What is this, the venomous dinosaur from Jurassic Park?
 Niels Bohr: @Nope Popped Collar Polo Shirt Man
 Nope: Jesus Christ, who uses a fucking pager?
 WaffleIron: Jesus wouldn't do that.
Image 132969   09-20-16   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
25
 
 ChubbyBuddy: why verb the noun when you can verb the verb
 hex0: @RiderFan if vote for Trump if he would bring back BFBB
 brown tony: price is confusing
 soccer: Untimely
 Warrax: @RiderFan I forgot about those. Those were fun.
 RiderFan: Bring back the Butterfinger BB's!
 a robot: Butterfirfinger
 Nope: Just 1 shy
 boozer: Doot doot de doot
Image 132968   09-20-16   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
382
 
 whiplash: "Come on! The concert starts in half an hour!"
 werterland: No time to explain. Get in!
 ch: hey folks, john simmerling here for john simmerling subaru. come on down, take a test drive, and i won't eat your face off. and that's a promise i can "bearly" keep. heh! john simmerling subaru, three miles south of the corn palace.
 Sadbot: Bear is driving? How can this be?!
 Teechur: Must drive for Ubear.
 Ulillillia: My Growlr date is here
 scribbs: "Are the keys under the floor mat?"
 grimes: Is that a Subearu?
 Nope: Dad, did that bear just say "solid purchase"?
Image 132967   09-20-16   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
220
 
 ch: i named my bar after that character in that show do you remember because: classy
 dad: @duckfarts: I'll just go get some testostrone shots and then you can help me with that :-P
 duckfarts: @LaeMi clearly you should be here in 15 minutes for a dick liquing
 a robot: The dick liquor bottle
 Double-Munched Tacotito: (we still do that right? I've been away for a few months)
 Starry Lemon: vv in 15 minutes if you want an ass kicking.
 Nope: Hey, meet me at your mom!
Image 132966   09-20-16   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
Score:
300
 
 SpaceCow: "No, no. I don't have any money for pizza. Guess we'll just have some more infinity fish and bread."
 Whatever: Leave it to Judas to ruin the picture
 DrinkMixMan: "Hey, you're blocking the TV!" "Sorry! Let me just slide past here..."
 lecj07: @duckfarts The two on the right agree.
 Drump Porbs: @LaeMi XXX = Roman numerals for 30, the number of silver pieces Judas received for betraying Jesus.
 Headoftheclass: @LaeMi it doesn't look like it weighs 71 lbs., tho.
 duckfarts: @lecj07 c'mon! share the wealth, bro!
 Vanna: Silly me, it's a bag of d...
 lecj07: "Sack of porn? What sack of porn? I don't know what you're talking about man!"
 Prombom: Is that a bag of rum her is carrying (it was pirate day recently, so maybe)
 Extreme Locorito: Now do the Escalator!
 scribbs: Watch! Watch! Now it looks like I'm going down stairs!
Image 132965   09-20-16   Uploaded by    confession
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