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262744  piranharama: But screw turtles

262750  Dr Awkward: Dont care if that nose had a penis on it. Gonna boop regardless

262744  Solemn: Use critical thinking, save red circles.

262674  some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262725  some guy : ;)

262756  hoobleton: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262737  Warrax: This is one I had to rad for being so so stupid.

262746  Zarathustra: Modern day Caligula trying to fight Poseidon

262748  apoxia: Is that a quill?

262757  Frum Temps: Frake if real.

262757  moogerator: boldly go where gnome man has gone before.

262746  tib gubb: "your character is drunk" "I attack the ocean"

262756  dirtstick: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262746  dobbiesdoogs: fishing, american style

262568  beyardo: @AlexDeLarge yup!

262602  addend: Should've printed the card in portrait mode.

262617  addend: Wish I could put you in a pool and watch you propel around.

262745  a robot: @Korrok......approves???

262754  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

262753  i peed a lil: Ive got mixed felines about this

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262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

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11. professorpig: 1400 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1398 points
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14. ineedhepl: 1383 points
15. frankie: 1326 points
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 SpaceCow: So that's what happened to my professor of vagrant studies.
 Flarmie: At least he's not a Trump Specialist.
 XLY: Start em young
 Dr. Bathroom: Don't let your girlfriend go on that ride.
 WaffleIron: He has his certification stamp
Image 132974   09-20-16   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
 thecraftywolf: caffiene free interesting
 AverageJoe: Share a diet coke with yourself
 DrinkMixMan: Egon, your mucus.
 Scoo: There is no Dana
 Peach: Diet coke helped me shed those last few pounds. Also my humanity.
 Mr. Whiskers: Would you like some Diet Coke? "Would I?" Yes, have some. "Yes, have some."
Image 132973   09-20-16   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 132972   09-20-16   Uploaded by    habbekratz
 Admiral Alan: Good luck, I'm behind seven proxies. Heh.
 SoyUnPerdedor: Please tell me this has time travelled from 2001
 WTF: "The free PC check that comes with a complimentary .mp3 download from Cradle of Filth."
 Skaalar: @Theta Zero In my vagina!?
 Theta Zero: Centipedes?
 SomeCanadian: My computer is suffocating!
 SomeCanadian: My computer is suffocating!
Image 132971   09-20-16   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Image 132970 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by joxxuh. Boo, joxxuh.
 Snowta: @Nope Doctors?
 AverageJoe: he sued himself and was forced to pay $3000 to himself for psychological damage
 Rorel: We all make fun of pagers, but since they're essentially a way to check what people want from you without letting them know you saw it (unlike texts these days), they're the superior mode of communication.
 XLY: @Scoo Spit hood rap lyrics so sick we had to send another ambulance
 kinggheedra: @Nope Dennis Duffy and medical professionals also.
 Scoo: "Spit Hood"? What is this, the venomous dinosaur from Jurassic Park?
 Niels Bohr: @Nope Popped Collar Polo Shirt Man
 Nope: Jesus Christ, who uses a fucking pager?
 WaffleIron: Jesus wouldn't do that.
Image 132969   09-20-16   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
 ChubbyBuddy: why verb the noun when you can verb the verb
 hex0: @RiderFan if vote for Trump if he would bring back BFBB
 brown tony: price is confusing
 soccer: Untimely
 Warrax: @RiderFan I forgot about those. Those were fun.
 RiderFan: Bring back the Butterfinger BB's!
 a robot: Butterfirfinger
 Nope: Just 1 shy
 boozer: Doot doot de doot
Image 132968   09-20-16   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
 whiplash: "Come on! The concert starts in half an hour!"
 werterland: No time to explain. Get in!
 ch: hey folks, john simmerling here for john simmerling subaru. come on down, take a test drive, and i won't eat your face off. and that's a promise i can "bearly" keep. heh! john simmerling subaru, three miles south of the corn palace.
 Sadbot: Bear is driving? How can this be?!
 Teechur: Must drive for Ubear.
 Ulillillia: My Growlr date is here
 scribbs: "Are the keys under the floor mat?"
 Scoo: Is that a Subearu?
 Nope: Dad, did that bear just say "solid purchase"?
Image 132967   09-20-16   Uploaded by    tea
 ch: i named my bar after that character in that show do you remember because: classy
 dad: @duckfarts: I'll just go get some testostrone shots and then you can help me with that :-P
 duckfarts: @LaeMi clearly you should be here in 15 minutes for a dick liquing
 a robot: The dick liquor bottle
 Double-Munched Tacotito: (we still do that right? I've been away for a few months)
 Starry Lemon: vv in 15 minutes if you want an ass kicking.
 Nope: Hey, meet me at your mom!
Image 132966   09-20-16   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
 SpaceCow: "No, no. I don't have any money for pizza. Guess we'll just have some more infinity fish and bread."
 Whatever: Leave it to Judas to ruin the picture
 DrinkMixMan: "Hey, you're blocking the TV!" "Sorry! Let me just slide past here..."
 lecj07: @duckfarts The two on the right agree.
 Drump Porbs: @LaeMi XXX = Roman numerals for 30, the number of silver pieces Judas received for betraying Jesus.
 Headoftheclass: @LaeMi it doesn't look like it weighs 71 lbs., tho.
 duckfarts: @lecj07 c'mon! share the wealth, bro!
 Vanna: Silly me, it's a bag of d...
 lecj07: "Sack of porn? What sack of porn? I don't know what you're talking about man!"
 Prombom: Is that a bag of rum her is carrying (it was pirate day recently, so maybe)
 Scoo: Now do the Escalator!
 scribbs: Watch! Watch! Now it looks like I'm going down stairs!
Image 132965   09-20-16   Uploaded by    confession
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