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257606  Knice: *hits This is BAD*

257583  Shay: At least there's one benefit to live in NY.

257483  Science: @hajjpodge: You do realize that people of all races sag their pants, right? I don't care what color, creed, or religion you are, I don't want to see your ass while I'm trying to eat a meal.

257516  Science: Well, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one / It's a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister) / Yeah, all the girls and homeboys / Playin' Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister!) / Spin the spinner and call the shot / Twister ties you up in a knot

257609  rachel: Also, just wanted to mention that Mike did an amazing job. He gave that kid the works! Hot lather, full face shave, aftershave, and a hot towel treatment, as well as the back massage that comes with every shave!

257597  Shay: "Wait, this tastes funny. Oh crap, it's poison ivy."

257545  Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257561  Science: @Fiveninety: Some clocks are secured to the wall.

257487  bubbles: @Side Boob huh?

257598  WTF: "Your dog's bark sounds a little off." "Yeah, today he's a little hoarse."

257599  Knice: That's nice, dear.

257598  Teechur: Bye bye, Lil' Sebastian....

257442  Teechur: There should be a moooon orbiting her.

257586  Teechur: I hope you find your Dad, Buddy. Thanks, Mr. Narwhal.

257592  Teechur: A little Viagra and he should be up in no time.

257593  Teechur: Oh hai!

257597  Bohab: Bun-bun?

257574  WTF: I didn't think it possible but Melania looks even trashier.

257536  Side Boob: @Mr. Shine MUHAHAHAHA! *tents fingers evilly*

257545  Side Boob: Before joining Starfleet, Montgomery Scott was a cop.

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257326 Not A Bot: So instead of smothering my victims with their pillow, I can just shoot them with their freedom blanket

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257555 tib gubb: the cribbler

257558 Spazstatic: @a sedated moose thank goodness. Enjoy your vacation and drunkenness!

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257513 MasterTwig: People like this are 10 times more obnoxious than any so called "jocks".

257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257545 Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.



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Score:
277
 
 SpaceCow: Bring back gingham!
 petepuma: This has me *puts on sunglasses* in stitches
 Science: It's the fabric of our lives.
 Warrax: @Annoying Vegan Somebody wrote that over and over again on 6 sheets of notebook paper and stuffed it in to my locker back in highschool.
 Annoying Vegan : Hail Satin!
 Janston: I'm more worried about the Muesli invasion. In my mouth.
 runny999: Keep them filthy foriners out: they contaminate the in-breeding pool.
 scribbs: Seeing as the first treaty the US ever entered into was with Muslims, you gotta give them credit for really knowing how to play the long game on this invasion thing. "America will be Muslim by 2660 A.D. At the earliest!"
 Teechur: The whole world has gone to sheet.
 kinggheedra: Best guess for this image: Android application package
 Booty Kicker: This is one of those mixed-fibre things, isn't it.
 Scoo: It's only a canvas sky, hanging over a muslin tree, but it wouldn't be make believe if you weren't a dumbass right-wing extremist...
 sparename: "Protect the fabric of our society"
Image 132964   09-20-16   Uploaded by    satoshi
Score:
299
 
 petepuma: The little known Wendys in Hogsmeade
 hex0: Everyone knows it's Wendy's!
 whiplash: "We can't open, the door's locked and I can't get behind the counter!"
 annterland: That door is for employees only.
 Wolfechu: When one door closes, just walk around the side of it.
 DrinkMixMan: @jochenau We need to secure that border!
 jochenau: @scribbs It was removed as part of the effort to stop the muslin invasion.
 scribbs: Somebody forgot to put up a velvet rope between the counter & the wall.
 Teechur: The Doctor fixed the T.A.R.D.I.S.'s Chameleon circuit!
 amyandy: psst kid....wanna keep your milk cold?
 Scoo: Took me a second...
 sparename: World's thinnest elevator
Image 132963   09-20-16   Uploaded by    Sydney
Score:
539
 
 SpaceCow: Raven was determined to follow her owner to work a the Oscar Meyer plant.
 werterland: I do not care for the way that bag is looking at me.
 Skaalar: Duffle-Kitty found your dildo.
Image 132962   09-20-16   Uploaded by    zika lika
Score:
244
 
 Scoo: PSL4LIFE
 duckfarts: uuuuuuuuggggggGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 scribbs: "Try more vocal fry. $1,000 please."
 mackdaddy: I can only odd
 WTF: @Warrax I paid $6000 for the 'literally' program.
 Warrax: I paid her $4000 for a week of consulting, and in the end, all she could tell me is that I actually can't even.
Image 132961   09-20-16   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
251
 
 Air Biscuit: It is brown...
 Air Biscuit: It is brown...
 Scoo: Twist Ending: It's on a FedEx trailer
 DarkTeddy: Seems legit
Image 132960   09-20-16   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
773
 
 Lumb Blombus: @WTF dying
 Joseph: This is not my problem. [walks away]
 jochenau: @fanny Get ahold of yourself! The surgeon general's already warned that Smashmouth can cause babies to grow up to be Guy Fieri!
 fanny: @Ulillillia it's official. I am humming it to baby fanny as I'm rocking her to sleep. I can't stop myself. @athiest has proven there is no god.
 Ulillillia: @fanny The years start coming and they don't stop coming
 fanny: holy shit I haven't thought of All Star in ages... and now it'll be stuck in my head for ages.
 Wooden Spoon: Tank! by The Seatbelts.
 jochenau: @scribbs @Ulillillia :'(
 duckfarts: welp, looks like it's an anime cover of all-star
 Sadbot: Pull it and hope for the One Punch Man intro
 Greek Fire: All-star is better than anime songs.
 Scoo: YOU'LL NEVER SHINE IF YOU DON'T GLOW
 guest: remember the magic you felt the first few times you heard all star? it was a different time. i still like the song at a rate of maybe once per year though
 WTF: Thank God those on the tracks won't have to endure either selection.
 Niels Bohr: The jokes on you lever puller. I'll be singing Guns and Roses' Night train at the top of my lungs.
 scribbs: @jochenau All-Star it is!
 Ulillillia: @jochenau SO MUCH TO DO, SO MUCH TO SEE
 randomhobo: Hey now, you're a porn-star. Get your pants off, go!
 jochenau: Fellow aggronauts, let it be known that if I'm the one on the railroad tracks, I hope you'll pick the anime song.
Image 132959   09-20-16   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
968
 
 tib gubb: or you could just get a shitty job like the working class... i'm sure you'll survive.
 WTF: @jochenau OK, reasonable loans yet unreasonable salary. Seriously though congrats on the new job!
 jochenau: @WTF What if it's 60K in loans and under 25K at the new job? 9/10?
 ModelTRex: I'm technically a millennial. Ugh.
 Sadbot: Once I wasn't able to be hired on at a department in a university because of a freeze, but I knew from people that worked there that the head of the dept. took Vicodin naps at her desk and admitted to losing time on her commute. To hell with baby boomers.
 Sadbot: "Millenials are lazy and entitled!" says the baby boomer who answers two emails and then posts Minion memes on facebook all day
 Scoo: Seriously though, buggy whip making is an incredibly rare skill these days, so they didn't have a lot of candidates
 Scoo: Damn Millenials, I just walked into the buggy whip factory and told 'em I was the man for the job and they hired me right there on the spot!
 WTF: @jochenau - 8 out 10. To get the remaining two points you need to have at least 150K in college loans and be making less than 40K at your new job.
 jochenau: Let's see...I have a master's degree in a humanities field and I'm starting my first job next month at the age of 30. How many millennial points do I get?
 Nope: *laughs... then weeps*
 WTF: Millennials, just get a good paying job like we did right out of High School! - Sincerely, Baby Boomers
Image 132958   09-20-16   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
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 Futurepants: @scribbs, I got a letter saying I might be owed money but I knew they tried to screw me so I didn;t actually pay them to begin with. First and only bank I ever used.
 scribbs: I've probably received at least five checks from a bank because it lost a class-action suit in Florida (IIRC), even though I closed my account years before.
 Nope: @Rorel Yeah credit unions usually do this. Join a credit union, seriously.
 Rorel: Probably a community bank. I have an account with one, and they're super friendly, take out overdraft fees if they failed to tell me about it, and never charge ridiculous fees for anything. More people should start visiting their local banks than dealing with the big ones.
 KnifeySpooney: And how do I go there?
 JollyWell: What paralled luniverse does this bank exist in?
 XLY: I read your post "Why You Can't Be Racist Or Sexist On Aggro-Gator (And Why That's Not Negotiable)."
Image 132957   09-20-16   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
515
 
 Whatever: Obviously a pure bread dog
 Annoying Vegan : MOAR CORG!!
 tib gubb: dog disguised as bread
 Sandor: Inbred dog
 midnightmosesuk: And he become known as "Doggy Breadmask" not the hero they needed but the one they deserved.
 Wet farts: Swag
 XLY: whiteborkf
 sparename: " # Johnny wants to fly away and puppy-love my baby (he's a bird dog) # "
Image 132956   09-20-16   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
622
 
 Sauce Packets: Those paisleys look like bacteria.
 Jayfu: I'm blue dabodeda
 Wolfechu: Paisley staphlococcus
 ch: ... and i want to continue the motif where there is urine
 Headoftheclass: The last time I peed on something that pretty, I had to pay her $50 first.
 WotGives: On second thought, i can hold it a little longer
 scribbs: Print those in yellow and it'll be an '80s Power Pissior.
 WaffleIron: drip drip drop little april showers.
 XLY: How do you like that art major!? U got paid to get your work pissed onnnnn
 Warrax: I thought my penis was difficult to manage before, now it thinks it's an emperor or something.
 sparename: HUUUGE Bacteria. Kill it*, kill it with bleach (* them)
 Teechur: There's a whole lotta pissley in that bathroom.
Image 132955   09-20-16   Uploaded by    skillet
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