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263221  Knice: Cool, but it's bitch putting one on when all you have is a semi.

263208  wolfpk: The obvious comment won't be allowed.

263210  wolfpk: "We have throughly examined the area." Guy in the left: What's this we shit!

263215  Knice: I honestly do hope that the Russians hacked the 2016 election. Then at least I wouldn't have to believe that most of us actually did vote for Trump.

263216  Knice: Another show I've never watched but have seen too much of.

263202  Kaviri: Rome had the right idea. "All of the cracks are there on purpose!"

263218  Knice: "this not a food why is here"

263219  Knice: Ooh, ducked in and went for the side-boop! Didn't see that one coming!

263021  Kaviri: Here's the secret: attach a large sum of money as a "donation".

263201  addend: Your home looks lovely. May we sit at the bar?

263157  Korrok: Korrok approves....

263186  dangerkeith3000: That bird ded.

263199  a robot: @Scoo *click*

263189  dangerkeith3000: The next Shakespeare? Possible.

263204  a robot: It took me a minute to parse what was going on here, the angle of the donkey's face made it look like some kind of weird mutilated deer or something at first. Looks like they rescued him from the lake and I'm glad everyone is happy :3

263194  dangerkeith3000: I saw a sex doll porn one time and it was really gross.

263195  dangerkeith3000: @WTF And the guy driving is named Jesus.

263199  dangerkeith3000: It's in a nice box and everything.

263187  a robot: @fanny Oh dang, I didn't realize it had come out already! Gotta give it a watch, thanks for reminding me :D

263209  dangerkeith3000: George Carlin was the perfect pick to play the cardinal.

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262800 ignatz: Lovelock came up with the idea while he was working for NASA as a way to remotely determine if there was life on a distant planet, using spectroanalysis. He proposed that if a planet was any way off chemical or thermal equilibrium, it was likely to be as a result of biological systems..

263079 ashton: lolol @antipatterns!

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263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

262885 Felicity: You'll have to speak up, I have a b@n@n@ in my nose

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

262854 E. HONDA: Isn't saliva a food machinery lubricant?

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter



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Score:
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 nathan: This is a crime!
 petepuma: So I pick this up, and the two halves of hamburger fall out of the bun along with whatever toppings are on top. Now I have a swollen garden hose-shaped bun for a hot dog and crap all over my lap. The future is terrible.
 Mr. Shine: @Peach THIS is Australian
 whiplash: This seems unnatural. The hot dog should perhaps be stuffed with hamburger. Wait, that's called a sausage.
 Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit its good to keep a diverse meat portfolio.
 Air Biscuit: Gonna try making this when i get home, wxcept maybe with a spicy sausage of some sort.
 ch: the hot dogaburger failed to sell one unit and everyone associated with the project was eaten by the owner of a local subaru dealership
 duckfarts: finally, a hot dog that's a sandwich
 duckfarts: Transformers: Hot-Dogs in Disguise
 ShoKusogi: *Heavy breathing intensifies*
 tib gubb: FINALLY
 scribbs: @Peach Americans stopped grasping irony some time ago. Just assume all our food is sincere.
 smusher: hamburdoggers! +1 would try
 lebron: @Peach I'm trying to think of a time it was ironic and drawing a blank.
 midnightmosesuk: The world can be a wonderful place. Hooray for science and baking!
 The Bees: burg-dog?
 shark: He's a burger-dog.
 Warrax: I... I would try this. I would.
 a sedated moose: @Peach yes.
 Peach: American food terrifies me because I can never tell if it's being ironic or not.
Image 132954   09-20-16   Uploaded by    Nope
Score:
548
 
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: I live very close to Wankers Corner
 hex0: *semi-offensive joke about the one in Florida*
 Jeannie C: @a sedated moose At least Intercourse PA and Humptulips WA are both real.
 Wolfechu: Not sure why they picked Cooter in Missouri when there's Knob Lick, MO
 Urn BooUrn: Sugar Tit, SC is not a town but an unincorperated community. I feel robbed.
 ModelTRex: @Knice Grew up right near there. I'll swing by for the AG meetup.
 Scoo: Also, I just noticed for California it's "Rough and Ready," which also happens to be the hilarious name of a park near my house.
 Scoo: @WTF Stop it, you're killing me! Seattle!
 Scoo: I'm from Colorado and have never heard of "Lubers". We *do* have a town called Climax, though...
 grizzly: I giggle everytime i drive past woonsocket.
 scribbs: In Michigan exit 69 takes you to Big Beaver, and depending where you are coming from, you need to take highway 69 to get to Climax, which is also the most lewd-sounding town, not Dick. "Dick" is just infantile.
 Ulillillia: Honaunau-Napoopoo, what a wonderful phrase
 WaffleIron: "Brohard" should be in new jersey.
 WTF: Walla Walla, Keokuk, Cucamonga...Seattle
 Janston: I've never heard of Bluit. We do have Truth or Consequences, New Mexico, the town that changed its name to match a TV show...
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Dickshooter, Idaho. Best yet.
 midnightmosesuk: I live a little down the road from a place called Pratts Bottom.
 Knice: HEY-YO!! My main ice rink is in Short Pump!
 a sedated moose: Is this real? I want this to be real.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Im goin on a muhfuckin road trip. Cant stop laughin i wanna go to uhhh nevermind.
Image 132953   09-20-16   Uploaded by    sporky
Score:
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 Austin: Don't cook, bacon naked!
 Mad Collager: I'm pretty sure a meat dress would look good on bacon. Just sayin'.
 Amy Housewine: You're not my supervisor.
 ping: Good advice.
 Wolfechu: What kind of clothes does bacon even wear?
 Kim: *don't fry anything shirtless
 DrinkMixMan: Well, I'm not eating it raw.
 Skaalar: Tried that when I was camping once. I still have the scars....
 tib gubb: Don't tell me what to... dammit.
 midnightmosesuk: I can do what I li...AAAAAIIIIEEEE!!!!
 Mad Collager: Fine! But what kind of outfit does bacon wear?
 Darkasnoon: So you're saying nudists have no reason not to be vegan
 Warrax: Don't tell me what to do.
Image 132952   09-20-16   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
685
 
 ChubbyBuddy: interesting theory
 Jotun: @Mad Collager
 whiplash: You also can't tie parcels up with string cheese. True story.
 Mad Collager: Well, you could settle for Twinings English tea.
 chunk norris: Fruity little elf.
Image 132951   09-20-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
548
 
 Teh Simpson: @ ShoKusogi @RiderFan: his parents sent him to Earth, which has to be some major galactic-scale child abuse!
 ShoKusogi: @RiderFan Maybe so, but they weren't his parents.
 RiderFan: But Superman was raised by a loving couple to be a good man.
Image 132950   09-20-16   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Image 132949 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by greg. Boo, greg.
Score:
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 Skaalar: Wow, somebody dumped a metric butt load of handsome cream on that face...
 antipatterns: we want lana
Image 132948   09-20-16   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
343
 
 mike58: The precious...
 AverageJoe: My treasure
 Scoo: Damn, I wish I was that brave. I get terrible vertigo.
 Niels Bohr: Poor little fellow is just trying to get warm.
 bug: I love you, air conditioner.
 Knice: @Beef Supreme My first thought was maintenance. :-)
 fanny: you should have double checked to see what time her husband was coming home!
 Beef Supreme: Probably the only one at Dystopian Acre Apartments crazy enough to properly snake the a/c drain line.
 a robot: ENHANCE!
 Annoying Vegan : Zoom in and enhance.
 Peach: Never have I more strongly desired context.
Image 132947   09-20-16   Uploaded by    humanfog
Score:
694
 
 Mad Collager: He's probably using it to gauge proportion, the way we use our thumbs.
 crappypants: @Borkf: unless, as here, the individual is cross-eyed! :-)
 Borkf: @Ulillillia Their eyes are on the sides of their heads anyway as they aren't predators. Probably can't even see it.
 Darkasnoon: @Ulillillia well now I notice it, thanks
 Ulillillia: I wonder; wouldn't rhinos just mentally block it out the way we don't notice our nose all the time?
 Knice: Rad for innocent humor. :-)
Image 132946   09-20-16   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
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 Mr. Shine: "Can you describe your attacker?" "He looked like some kind of candy-necklace ninja." *officer takes notes*
 Air Biscuit: I miss raving.
 duckfarts: i'll bead damned
 antipatterns: Sadly, that mask will not prevent all diseases you can get at those shows, Billy.
 Sadbot: @AstoriaBum You merely adopted the strobing. I was born in it, molded by it.
 AstoriaBum: Rave Bane
 dobbiesdoogs: i think i know where to score some e
Image 132945   09-20-16   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
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