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272898  sunset blues: I see they got one of those fancy new CD burners" for their computer

272903  Peter Pantsless: Feels nice on your dangly bits, though

272892  ChubbyBuddy: @generic yes american tipping culture is awful and should be abolished in favor of higher minimum wage laws but in the mean time non- or bad tippers should be publicly shamed and ideally tarred and feathered

272865  Aspirin: Blue eyed pizzacat.

272905  fracking: I think its a great sticker!

272896  SuedeOxford: Closed Circuit Nanas

272883  WTF: Makes the old saying "If you love something let it go..." seem pretty sadistic.

272743  Theimposter: Thats how we got our last new one.

272884  Not A Bot: Looks like the pizza guy we order from.....

272892  grizzly: @generic in the US waitstaff's wage is pretty terrible. It is usually brought up to "minimum wage" with tips.

272765  Theimposter: You kidding? Beats walmart.

272892  a robot: @a robot ....and lots of other ways too :(

272892  a robot: @generic It should be, but America is dumb that way

272882  Cory Trevor: "So, wait, 4chan is counter-culture?" she asked. "That doesn't sound right." He shrugged, taking a bite of his cheeseburger. "I never said it was a good thing" he admitted freely.

272895  Peter Pantsless: "You are all inside me."

272900  Peter Pantsless: Please let me talk to my son again

272822  Theimposter: "Aw, shit."

272887  Mad Collager: Coral makes her break out.

272870  Air Biscuit: @WTF dibs.

272861  wolfpk: Amish Paradise by the lake

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272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

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 nathan: This is a crime!
 petepuma: So I pick this up, and the two halves of hamburger fall out of the bun along with whatever toppings are on top. Now I have a swollen garden hose-shaped bun for a hot dog and crap all over my lap. The future is terrible.
 Mr. Shine: @Peach THIS is Australian
 whiplash: This seems unnatural. The hot dog should perhaps be stuffed with hamburger. Wait, that's called a sausage.
 Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit its good to keep a diverse meat portfolio.
 Air Biscuit: Gonna try making this when i get home, wxcept maybe with a spicy sausage of some sort.
 ch: the hot dogaburger failed to sell one unit and everyone associated with the project was eaten by the owner of a local subaru dealership
 duckfarts: finally, a hot dog that's a sandwich
 duckfarts: Transformers: Hot-Dogs in Disguise
 ShoKusogi: *Heavy breathing intensifies*
 tib gubb: FINALLY
 scribbs: @Peach Americans stopped grasping irony some time ago. Just assume all our food is sincere.
 smusher: hamburdoggers! +1 would try
 lebron: @Peach I'm trying to think of a time it was ironic and drawing a blank.
 midnightmosesuk: The world can be a wonderful place. Hooray for science and baking!
 The Bees: burg-dog?
 shark: He's a burger-dog.
 Warrax: I... I would try this. I would.
 a sedated moose: @Peach yes.
 Peach: American food terrifies me because I can never tell if it's being ironic or not.
Image 132954   09-20-16   Uploaded by    Nope
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: I live very close to Wankers Corner
 hex0: *semi-offensive joke about the one in Florida*
 Jeannie C: @a sedated moose At least Intercourse PA and Humptulips WA are both real.
 Wolfechu: Not sure why they picked Cooter in Missouri when there's Knob Lick, MO
 Urn BooUrn: Sugar Tit, SC is not a town but an unincorperated community. I feel robbed.
 ModelTRex: @Knice Grew up right near there. I'll swing by for the AG meetup.
 spydermon: Also, I just noticed for California it's "Rough and Ready," which also happens to be the hilarious name of a park near my house.
 Soviette: @WTF Stop it, you're killing me! Seattle!
 karpeles: I'm from Colorado and have never heard of "Lubers". We *do* have a town called Climax, though...
 grizzly: I giggle everytime i drive past woonsocket.
 scribbs: In Michigan exit 69 takes you to Big Beaver, and depending where you are coming from, you need to take highway 69 to get to Climax, which is also the most lewd-sounding town, not Dick. "Dick" is just infantile.
 Ulillillia: Honaunau-Napoopoo, what a wonderful phrase
 WaffleIron: "Brohard" should be in new jersey.
 WTF: Walla Walla, Keokuk, Cucamonga...Seattle
 Janston: I've never heard of Bluit. We do have Truth or Consequences, New Mexico, the town that changed its name to match a TV show...
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Dickshooter, Idaho. Best yet.
 midnightmosesuk: I live a little down the road from a place called Pratts Bottom.
 Knice: HEY-YO!! My main ice rink is in Short Pump!
 a sedated moose: Is this real? I want this to be real.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Im goin on a muhfuckin road trip. Cant stop laughin i wanna go to uhhh nevermind.
Image 132953   09-20-16   Uploaded by    sporky
 Austin: Don't cook, bacon naked!
 Mad Collager: I'm pretty sure a meat dress would look good on bacon. Just sayin'.
 Amy Housewine: You're not my supervisor.
 ping: Good advice.
 Wolfechu: What kind of clothes does bacon even wear?
 Kim: *don't fry anything shirtless
 DrinkMixMan: Well, I'm not eating it raw.
 Skaalar: Tried that when I was camping once. I still have the scars....
 tib gubb: Don't tell me what to... dammit.
 midnightmosesuk: I can do what I li...AAAAAIIIIEEEE!!!!
 Mad Collager: Fine! But what kind of outfit does bacon wear?
 Darkasnoon: So you're saying nudists have no reason not to be vegan
 Warrax: Don't tell me what to do.
Image 132952   09-20-16   Uploaded by    greg
 ChubbyBuddy: interesting theory
 Jotun: @Mad Collager
 whiplash: You also can't tie parcels up with string cheese. True story.
 Mad Collager: Well, you could settle for Twinings English tea.
 chunk norris: Fruity little elf.
Image 132951   09-20-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 Teh Simpson: @ ShoKusogi @RiderFan: his parents sent him to Earth, which has to be some major galactic-scale child abuse!
 ShoKusogi: @RiderFan Maybe so, but they weren't his parents.
 RiderFan: But Superman was raised by a loving couple to be a good man.
Image 132950   09-20-16   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Image 132949 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by greg. We'll pray for you, greg.
 Skaalar: Wow, somebody dumped a metric butt load of handsome cream on that face...
 Relp: we want lana
Image 132948   09-20-16   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
 mike58: The precious...
 AverageJoe: My treasure
 eurotrash: Damn, I wish I was that brave. I get terrible vertigo.
 Niels Bohr: Poor little fellow is just trying to get warm.
 bug: I love you, air conditioner.
 Knice: @Beef Supreme My first thought was maintenance. :-)
 fanny: you should have double checked to see what time her husband was coming home!
 Beef Supreme: Probably the only one at Dystopian Acre Apartments crazy enough to properly snake the a/c drain line.
 a robot: ENHANCE!
 Annoying Vegan : Zoom in and enhance.
 Peach: Never have I more strongly desired context.
Image 132947   09-20-16   Uploaded by    humanfog
 Mad Collager: He's probably using it to gauge proportion, the way we use our thumbs.
 crappypants: @Borkf: unless, as here, the individual is cross-eyed! :-)
 Borkf: @Ulillillia Their eyes are on the sides of their heads anyway as they aren't predators. Probably can't even see it.
 Darkasnoon: @Ulillillia well now I notice it, thanks
 Ulillillia: I wonder; wouldn't rhinos just mentally block it out the way we don't notice our nose all the time?
 Knice: Rad for innocent humor. :-)
Image 132946   09-20-16   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
 Mr. Shine: "Can you describe your attacker?" "He looked like some kind of candy-necklace ninja." *officer takes notes*
 Air Biscuit: I miss raving.
 duckfarts: i'll bead damned
 twisty: Sadly, that mask will not prevent all diseases you can get at those shows, Billy.
 Sadbot: @AstoriaBum You merely adopted the strobing. I was born in it, molded by it.
 AstoriaBum: Rave Bane
 dobbiesdoogs: i think i know where to score some e
Image 132945   09-20-16   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
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