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249384  barfolomew: They don't make "skin" crayons anymore, for exactly this reason.

249367  Air Biscuit: These 3d glasses are off somehow...

249389  sparename: Yes, the nanobots have increased the size of my red blood cells too.

249336  wolfpk: Connection to #249357

249361  wolfpk: *Temp workers

249387  sparenamelaptopdied: I hate to think what's at the other side..

249374  Zaxxoff: you think that's stealthy? wait till you find the hand dryer!

249375  wolfpk: Hint #249377

249378  wolfpk: @funny in the wall All the mogwai came from Gizmo. Mogwais are naturally evil, with a very few exceptions like Gizmo.

249385  Zaxxoff: lifehack #22

249387  Zaxxoff: everything they told me about marine biology is a lie!

249387  Side Boob: Dont fish near nuclear power plants (owned by Montgomery Burns).

249372  Mr. Shine: "I come from a long line of Registrars with a proud and minutely documented history."

249374  Mr. Shine: *stumbles into*

249377  Mr. Shine: I love you, box!

249378  Mr. Shine: @funny in the wall getting them wet makes more. Feeding them after midnight is what makes gremlins. Getting original gizmo wet is what made the @sshole clones.

249322  Social Vegan: ummm........

249375  Himesama: Too soon!

249377  Himesama: Maru's great grandpa

249386  Himesama: (After several uninterrupted hours of sleep)

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Score:
752
 
 Science: Whoooo Arrrre Youuuu?
 Korrok: Please tell me it speaks in Alan Rickman's voice.
 Wooden Spoon: The expression "Cute as a bug" finally makes sense.
 MamboNumber6: Alice stole my hookah
 Quackzy: Number 670. Floette. Fairy type.When the flowers of a well tended flower bed bloom, it appears and celebrates with a dance
 Jaunty Shrimp: Love at first sight
 Scoo: I love this guy in Adventure Time
 Pencil: *Throws Pokball*
 WotGives: His umbrella is also ruined
 Skaalar: Missing a hookah...
Image 132863   09-20-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
414
 
 tib gubb: well... at least the initial turnout was a success...
 ShoKusogi: @Musician I have yet to find Diabetes for sale in any weapons shop, so I'll I'll have to improvise when fighting the children
 SpaceCow: @Noremak Or the winner gets an injection of insulin.
 Musician: fighting children with diabetes would be bizarre
 Knice: Beat us.
 Noremak: Loser eats a one pound bag of sugar.
 Bartleby: Those poor Fight Children!
 Butcherboy: Doesn't seem sporting
 Mexico: Contestants must bring their own weapons to the arena.
 Scoo: Fight me u lil diabetic bitch
 Whatever: Can I get tickets to this?
 SomeCanadian: Come to the Christmas Bazaar & Craft Show in the next 6 hours if you want an ass kicking (by a diabetic kid)
Image 132862   09-20-16   Uploaded by    demonius
Score:
495
 
 SomeCanadian: @scribbs @Science Doot-power is clean, efficient, and renewable, since we keep making more people which create more mummies.
 Science: @SomeCanadian: They also used them, instead of wood or coal, as fuel for steam trains
 Korrok: Shut up and take my money!
 Wooden Spoon: My God, this is an outrage! I was going to eat that mummy! Fry has got to go!
 rustedpeace: Mummy issues
 mwoody: So the rise of social and online media and corresponding decline of traditional print media was an ancient but patient curse. Makes sense.
 scribbs: @SomeCanadian They also used them for fire wood. No joke.
 ShoKusogi: He sells his mummy for the price of a pack of cigarettes. Wait until you see what he'll charge for the skeleton in his closet
 Air Biscuit: @Scoo doot like an Egyptian!
 Lestrange: I found this oddly fascinating.
 Radstarboom: Old wraps for new! Old wraps... for new.
 SpaceCow: He already sold his daddies...
 Ulillillia: Kind of sad, they thought their bodies were being preserved for the afterlife. Well I guess their bodies did end up having an 'afterlife' as linens, train fuel, paint...
 cenecia: You've been staring for ten minutes. You gonna buy a mummy or not?
 SomeCanadian: @Disembodiedfoot @fumbduck As any respectable painter and newspaper organization does these days.
 sparename: He probably would sell his own Grandmummy
 fumbduck: I buy my mummies online
 Peter Pantsless: That's how you get cursed
 Disembodiedfoot: @SomeCanadian also, Mummy Brown was a color of paint used in renaissance paintings. It was made of ground-up mummy flesh
 grizzly: Line to buy the new iphone.
 SomeCanadian: Mummies were so common back in the day that they used their linens to make pulp for Victorian newspapers (actual fact)
 Scoo: Doots for sale! Get yer doots here!
Image 132861   09-20-16   Uploaded by    luxuslurch2
Score:
477
 
 ShoKusogi: @Air Biscuit All of it. Your question doesn't leave you any solid ground to stand on
 Air Biscuit: @Scoo how much ground could a ground hog hog if a ground hog could hog ground?
 SpaceCow: "I'm alright. Nobody worry 'bout me..."
 Snowta: What a fine looking tummy
 petepuma: Off to see the groundhog?
 SomeCanadian: SQUEE!!!
 Scoo: That's right, woodchuck chuckers! It's GROUNDHOG DAY!
Image 132860   09-20-16   Uploaded by    Yam
Score:
705
 
 Kim: "I'll fight ya for the marrow?"
 rustedpeace: you came to the wrong hood mutha-fucker
 Horatio: Oh, dogs and their bones.
 Scoo: This kills the dragon
 Arthur Dent: Ah... A young bone dragon...
 a robot: This is the most metal thing I've seen today
 Wet farts: Doesn't get more metal than this.
Image 132859   09-20-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
352
 
 champeen: Leben ... leben heit leben ...
 Scoo: @Air Biscuit That would be a "Stake and Shake"
 Air Biscuit: @Scoo "steak and shake" sounds like a dieing vampire.
 SomeCanadian: @Scoo It certainly skims the bottom of the definition of 'restaurant'.
 Knice: A capital jape indeed!
 Scoo: I think it's weird that there's table service at Steak and Shake
 Yam: What a troublesome fellow!
Image 132858   09-20-16   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
335
 
 Korrok: Sooo. . . like a lot then?
 Borkf: It's a UNIX system, I know this...
 Horatio: @Scoo You must get laid quite frequently.
 Scoo: My Mac is Unix-based, and I have to reboot that thing all the damn time!
 Thyming: Law of Equivalent Exchange I suppose
Image 132857   09-20-16   Uploaded by    georgerino
Image 132856 is unbelievably bad (score -15) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Prombom. You have brought shame on us, Prombom.
Score:
618
 
 Bert Bertbert: Margaritaville Noir
Image 132855   09-20-16   Uploaded by    KnowLifer
Score:
806
 
 Sparkplug: Dang @Peter Pantsless
 Fiasco: Who went as David Bowie's bulge? It had more screentime than anyone.
 Jaunty Shrimp: @cenecia The babe with the power?
 funny in the wall: @Peter Pantsless right? I usually demand to be David Bowie even when he has nothing to do with the theme
 cenecia: Did you hear about the babe?
 Ukulelemike: Poor Hoggle, always left out!
 Peter Pantsless: Dad's like, "I wanted to be David Bowie..."
Image 132854   09-20-16   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
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