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262981  Yam: "Ok you can rub them, just don't hurt my family"

262998  hajjpodge: The defiance of North Korea.

262995  grizzly: Angry duckling

262998  WannaBee: So what are you going to do Apple?

262992  Knice: Elvira hastened the onset of my puberty by a good three years.

262929  Eleftheros: @Spazstatic TOS, Samurai Champloo, Mr Robot, Venture Bros. Rinse, wash, repeat.

262962  jochenau: Sad if true.

262996  WannaBee: Is that Blubberbutt Uptoscratch?

262979  jochenau: Would a buttload of solar panels heat or cool the planet? It seems like it should cause cooling because some of the heat from sunlight would be converted to electricity/work instead, but maybe that's too simple.

262995  Robespierre: Prince Charmless feteing event.

262984  Mr. Butt: @jochenau It's a burger place. Ten Guy Burgers.

262940  Dr Awkward: @a robot yep!

262984  Robespierre: ... as does Poopridge Fen.

262995  Mr. Butt: RAD for Bubber Ducky.

262996  Mr. Butt: I love Dr. Synthesizer.

262962  Robespierre: Wurds ... (eyes glaze over, drool spills from corner of mouth)

262992  Shay: Hey man, those are real!

262963  Robespierre: Somewhere West of Laramie there's a bronco-busting, steer roping dog who knows what Im talking about.

262995  Shay: No wonder Orson Wells was such a bully in Citizen Kane.

262984  jochenau: 10 guy?

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262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!



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Score:
752
 
 Science: Whoooo Arrrre Youuuu?
 Korrok: Please tell me it speaks in Alan Rickman's voice.
 Wooden Spoon: The expression "Cute as a bug" finally makes sense.
 MamboNumber6: Alice stole my hookah
 Quackzy: Number 670. Floette. Fairy type.When the flowers of a well tended flower bed bloom, it appears and celebrates with a dance
 Jaunty Shrimp: Love at first sight
 Scoo: I love this guy in Adventure Time
 Pencil: *Throws Pokball*
 WotGives: His umbrella is also ruined
 Skaalar: Missing a hookah...
Image 132863   09-20-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
414
 
 tib gubb: well... at least the initial turnout was a success...
 ShoKusogi: @Musician I have yet to find Diabetes for sale in any weapons shop, so I'll I'll have to improvise when fighting the children
 SpaceCow: @Noremak Or the winner gets an injection of insulin.
 Musician: fighting children with diabetes would be bizarre
 Knice: Beat us.
 Noremak: Loser eats a one pound bag of sugar.
 Bartleby: Those poor Fight Children!
 Butcherboy: Doesn't seem sporting
 Mexico: Contestants must bring their own weapons to the arena.
 Scoo: Fight me u lil diabetic bitch
 Whatever: Can I get tickets to this?
 SomeCanadian: Come to the Christmas Bazaar & Craft Show in the next 6 hours if you want an ass kicking (by a diabetic kid)
Image 132862   09-20-16   Uploaded by    demonius
Score:
495
 
 SomeCanadian: @scribbs @Science Doot-power is clean, efficient, and renewable, since we keep making more people which create more mummies.
 Science: @SomeCanadian: They also used them, instead of wood or coal, as fuel for steam trains
 Korrok: Shut up and take my money!
 Wooden Spoon: My God, this is an outrage! I was going to eat that mummy! Fry has got to go!
 rustedpeace: Mummy issues
 mwoody: So the rise of social and online media and corresponding decline of traditional print media was an ancient but patient curse. Makes sense.
 scribbs: @SomeCanadian They also used them for fire wood. No joke.
 ShoKusogi: He sells his mummy for the price of a pack of cigarettes. Wait until you see what he'll charge for the skeleton in his closet
 Air Biscuit: @Scoo doot like an Egyptian!
 Lestrange: I found this oddly fascinating.
 Radstarboom: Old wraps for new! Old wraps... for new.
 SpaceCow: He already sold his daddies...
 Ulillillia: Kind of sad, they thought their bodies were being preserved for the afterlife. Well I guess their bodies did end up having an 'afterlife' as linens, train fuel, paint...
 cenecia: You've been staring for ten minutes. You gonna buy a mummy or not?
 SomeCanadian: @Disembodiedfoot @fumbduck As any respectable painter and newspaper organization does these days.
 sparename: He probably would sell his own Grandmummy
 fumbduck: I buy my mummies online
 Peter Pantsless: That's how you get cursed
 Disembodiedfoot: @SomeCanadian also, Mummy Brown was a color of paint used in renaissance paintings. It was made of ground-up mummy flesh
 grizzly: Line to buy the new iphone.
 SomeCanadian: Mummies were so common back in the day that they used their linens to make pulp for Victorian newspapers (actual fact)
 Scoo: Doots for sale! Get yer doots here!
Image 132861   09-20-16   Uploaded by    luxuslurch2
Score:
477
 
 ShoKusogi: @Air Biscuit All of it. Your question doesn't leave you any solid ground to stand on
 Air Biscuit: @Scoo how much ground could a ground hog hog if a ground hog could hog ground?
 SpaceCow: "I'm alright. Nobody worry 'bout me..."
 Snowta: What a fine looking tummy
 petepuma: Off to see the groundhog?
 SomeCanadian: SQUEE!!!
 Scoo: That's right, woodchuck chuckers! It's GROUNDHOG DAY!
Image 132860   09-20-16   Uploaded by    Yam
Score:
705
 
 Kim: "I'll fight ya for the marrow?"
 rustedpeace: you came to the wrong hood mutha-fucker
 Horatio: Oh, dogs and their bones.
 Scoo: This kills the dragon
 Arthur Dent: Ah... A young bone dragon...
 a robot: This is the most metal thing I've seen today
 Wet farts: Doesn't get more metal than this.
Image 132859   09-20-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
352
 
 champeen: Leben ... leben heit leben ...
 Scoo: @Air Biscuit That would be a "Stake and Shake"
 Air Biscuit: @Scoo "steak and shake" sounds like a dieing vampire.
 SomeCanadian: @Scoo It certainly skims the bottom of the definition of 'restaurant'.
 Knice: A capital jape indeed!
 Scoo: I think it's weird that there's table service at Steak and Shake
 Yam: What a troublesome fellow!
Image 132858   09-20-16   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
335
 
 Korrok: Sooo. . . like a lot then?
 Borkf: It's a UNIX system, I know this...
 Horatio: @Scoo You must get laid quite frequently.
 Scoo: My Mac is Unix-based, and I have to reboot that thing all the damn time!
 Thyming: Law of Equivalent Exchange I suppose
Image 132857   09-20-16   Uploaded by    georgerino
Image 132856 is unbelievably bad (score -15) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Prombom. Your image was bad, Prombom.
Score:
618
 
 Bert Bertbert: Margaritaville Noir
Image 132855   09-20-16   Uploaded by    KnowLifer
Score:
806
 
 Sparkplug: Dang @Peter Pantsless
 Fiasco: Who went as David Bowie's bulge? It had more screentime than anyone.
 Jaunty Shrimp: @cenecia The babe with the power?
 funny in the wall: @Peter Pantsless right? I usually demand to be David Bowie even when he has nothing to do with the theme
 cenecia: Did you hear about the babe?
 Ukulelemike: Poor Hoggle, always left out!
 Peter Pantsless: Dad's like, "I wanted to be David Bowie..."
Image 132854   09-20-16   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
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