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234015  Teechur: Oh, you use whinny-dos. I prefer Apples

234016  Teechur: The router wasn't the problem anyway. Look at the printer "PC load letter"

234017  Teechur: @addend I don't think those two are interested in "birds"

234019  Teechur: I was going to say this can go to hell, but I think that's where it came from.

234020  Teechur: @Sadbot Don't worry! It looks like threads he pulled from that poly tarp on the ground.

234020  barfolomew: I sure hope that's an ambulance down there.

234016  Zukero: There was a spider on it.

234019  addend: @Yurishiro We can talk later. Just eat up!

234020  Sadbot: the OSHA thread makes me hella anxious

234018  Sadbot: but why, I'm already sleepy

234019  tib gubb: new contra game looking good

234017  addend: "Now where is this Big Bird we keep hearing about?"

234019  Yurishiro: I'm at a loss for words

233988  barfolomew: You know what would remedy this? A straw!

234015  addend: "Lemme get Ctrl and Alt, then you press Delete, okay?"

233999  barfolomew: @Ulillillia I actually live near this, it's quite uncomfortable to lie down in. It's far too narrow at the bottom.

234018  Yurishiro: Jason McLargemouth

234009  Yurishiro: @addend I couldn't.

234010  Yurishiro: That was the weirdest bachelor party

234012  Yurishiro: Kanye Worst

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233901 Jabberwikket: @fanny, Dancing with Himself (Myself)

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233910 Teechur: I went camping with friends in Spain. They didn't let me know what they were cooking for dinner. They served me a pig's snout on bread. A little chewy, but delicious!

233941 Dr Awkward: I'm mostly bothered by the oscillation between present and past tense.

233930 raditzu: Move woman, you're obscuring the view.

233924 Yurishiro: 10

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233819 Felicity: @Beef Supreme To paraphrase an old quote, Aspergers is Gods way of insuring that the truly gifted arent burdened with children

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233922 Felicity: *(shlorp)*



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Score:
505
 
 scribbs: Joke's on them: The Guild of Calamitous Intent banned mind-assassin operations years ago.
 Musician: Ze birds are using fowl language Mein Fuhrer. Ha ha ha! get it? *single shot fired*
 tib gubb: with my patented listen-ma-phone, enemy planes won't be able to get the drop on us!
 Hiddentigerma: A yes. Mind artillery. Killing your foes with the power of imagination.
 King Polly: "We'll beat those bastards yet, with the sound of Rock 'n Roll!"
 majorchamp: Dis ist mein Radiokoptermacheinensteinenspiel
 rachel: Achtung! Die maschine ist nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengraben!
Image 132819   09-20-16   Uploaded by    killme
Score:
160
 
 5 Headed Snake God: Get out, Ron.
 Mitchell: @Whatever I'd have written it as "boshintang." Also, I can't stand the idea of how the dish is made.
 Whatever: Better than Bosintang
 eider: Roast pork is delicious. Fuck you babe.
 AverageJoe: let us celebrate our commonalites. Some of us don't eat pork. Some of us don't eat shellfish. But we all eat chicken...
 Jayfu: God dammit... Whatever i want
 Jayfu: Sir, you can't kill and butcher that pig in the park. -Yes I can, I can do whatever I want, I have a permit. - This is just a note that you've signed and says "I can do whatever I wasn't"
 Hiddentigerma: Meet your meat sounds like a horrible idea.
Image 132818   09-20-16   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
Image 132817 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by boozer. You have brought shame on us, boozer.
Score:
260
 
 birdythemighty: Yay boobs
 Hiddentigerma: @a robot The only thing I remember about doing that stuff. Is I figured out how to spell something that kinda looked like "Sushi" Procrastination is the step mother of invention.
 Side Boob: @a robot always ask an expert :P
 a robot: @Hiddentigerma Trust @Side Boob to let you know about boobs
 Mr. Shine: Heh. Eighty thousand and eighty-five. Heh heh.
 Hiddentigerma: @Side Boob Oh. I get it now.
 Side Boob: boobs
 Fiasco: 37047734
Image 132816   09-20-16   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
227
 
 Dr. Bathroom: @Fiasco Thanks for your leniency!
 jochenau: No, no, that's the nitrous oxide off switch!
 Moldred: I tried this microphone and it burned my lips
 duckfarts: NO OFF, HAIL SATAN
 Fiasco: @Dr. Bathroom You get a + for a solid joke, but it's actually the Note 7's that are pyro death nuggets.
 Dr. Bathroom: So it's basically a Samsung Galaxy S7?
 eider: @Arthur Dent Whichever comes first! (Don't forget to bring a towel!)
 Hiddentigerma: @Arthur Dent I assumed that it also had a YES ON function.
 Arthur Dent: With our no off function it works until the end of time! or until it runs it of fuel...
Image 132815   09-20-16   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
Score:
342
 
 SomeCanadian: @MasterTwig I can, if they're all the same calibre of cadet as Wesley Crusher. Just the idea of going to a school entirely populated by Wesley... *SHUDDERS*
 whiplash: Now why you wanna go and remind me that winter is coming? That's cold, man.
 MasterTwig: I believe Wesley Crusher's teammate died doing this maneuver.
Image 132814   09-20-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Image 132813 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by celtic. We'll pray for you, celtic.
Score:
505
 
 hajjpodge: And so began this child's life as a furry.
 ch: kisses for daddy
 Musician: @Butcherboy Carpe carp.
 Borkf: #132788 as a baby.
 fanny: ... and this is how she became @carpwoman
 SomeCanadian: Mortal foes: BABY vs. CARP! TAKING ALL BETS!
 duckfarts: is this like the kids bop version of titanic
 eider: Love transcends all boundaries.
 Butcherboy: Carp-e diem
 Fiasco: Apologies to @carpwoman
 Fiasco: "There's nothing cool about carp-huffing. Nothing. Talk to your children about carp, before it's too late." Paid for by the National Oversight Commission for Aquarium Respiration Prevention.
Image 132812   09-20-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
194
 
 duckfarts: I want you to show me
 eider: @Fiasco And I won't respond to it.
 a sedated moose: Don't hurt me no more.
 Hiddentigerma: Your asking yourself "What is love" Baby don't hurt me.
 Fiasco: Do you own too many fedoras? - I don't understand the question.
Image 132811   09-20-16   Uploaded by    topcity
Score:
423
 
 Wet farts: He seems to enjoy PUFFIN on those.
 WotGives: Any one else scroll down slowly to maintain the illusion that it was a stripper hanging upside down with the pole between her legs?
 SomeCanadian: Pelicans are assholes.
 duckfarts: @Hiddentigerma look, it's a stressful job
 Hiddentigerma: So now we know why we don't let them carry our infants.
 Fiasco: Pelicans have the smoothest gullet-draw available on the market. Guaranteed.
Image 132810   09-20-16   Uploaded by    ch
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