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249642  Side Boob: Please teach your kids how properly to hold family pets!

249630  charlemagne: that is a lead collar though

249639  Air Biscuit: Futuristic zero-g sportsball goal?

249640  Air Biscuit: Time to hang em high dry

249591  Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit yes.

249638  Otterman: Don't judge us

249582  grizzly: How did he fuck up so much?

249636  Mr. Butt: @WTF Holy fuck, what's up with the tennis shoe collecting? I thought I was the only one who noticed that...

249608  WannaBee: He wants to find Nibbler.

249636  Passive: Can't imagine why the artist is single....

249633  Greek Fire: In nomine felis

249640  WTF: I thought they were designed to take one out of every three quarters.

249635  WTF: @VeeKay "Not so Fast, 3/4 Furious"

249636  WTF: Watching some of the people I work with, married life with no kids is go out to eat every night and buy multiple pairs of fancy tennis shoes.

249636  Side Boob: I guess three out of 4 isn't bad?

249479  Side Boob: Lisa Simpson 2020

249609  antipatterns: Those are great charging cables

249619  antipatterns: I think it's just bad lighting here guys c'mon now

249625  antipatterns: I bet that place has some damn good deals though

249635  Felicity: Hey Giorgy

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9. Not A Bot
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249591 Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit yes.

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.



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Commodore 64 uploaded 249129 (982 points)
arctic fox uploaded 249377 (969 points)
bigbison uploaded 249528 (969 points)
east bay uploaded 249180 (917 points)
Bro Bro uploaded 249511 (901 points)
WannaBee uploaded 249170 (860 points)
digabigpig uploaded 249249 (843 points)
Jack Daniels uploaded 249328 (819 points)
WannaBee uploaded 249178 (811 points)
canada uploaded 249189 (805 points)


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 5. WannaBee: 3756 points
 6. dangerkeith3000: 3087 points
 7. Not A Bot: 2906 points
 8. wordjones: 2172 points
 9. Vanna: 2022 points
10. Warrax: 1990 points
11. aeroaero: 1878 points
12. catheter: 1820 points
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14. Bad Dad: 1622 points
15. logono: 1607 points
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Score:
505
 
 scribbs: Joke's on them: The Guild of Calamitous Intent banned mind-assassin operations years ago.
 Musician: Ze birds are using fowl language Mein Fuhrer. Ha ha ha! get it? *single shot fired*
 tib gubb: with my patented listen-ma-phone, enemy planes won't be able to get the drop on us!
 Hiddentigerma: A yes. Mind artillery. Killing your foes with the power of imagination.
 King Polly: "We'll beat those bastards yet, with the sound of Rock 'n Roll!"
 majorchamp: Dis ist mein Radiokoptermacheinensteinenspiel
 rachel: Achtung! Die maschine ist nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengraben!
Image 132819   09-20-16   Uploaded by    killme
Score:
160
 
 5 Headed Snake God: Get out, Ron.
 Mitchell: @Whatever I'd have written it as "boshintang." Also, I can't stand the idea of how the dish is made.
 Whatever: Better than Bosintang
 eider: Roast pork is delicious. Fuck you babe.
 AverageJoe: let us celebrate our commonalites. Some of us don't eat pork. Some of us don't eat shellfish. But we all eat chicken...
 Jayfu: God dammit... Whatever i want
 Jayfu: Sir, you can't kill and butcher that pig in the park. -Yes I can, I can do whatever I want, I have a permit. - This is just a note that you've signed and says "I can do whatever I wasn't"
 Hiddentigerma: Meet your meat sounds like a horrible idea.
Image 132818   09-20-16   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
Image 132817 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by boozer. We'll pray for you, boozer.
Score:
260
 
 birdythemighty: Yay boobs
 Hiddentigerma: @a robot The only thing I remember about doing that stuff. Is I figured out how to spell something that kinda looked like "Sushi" Procrastination is the step mother of invention.
 Side Boob: @a robot always ask an expert :P
 a robot: @Hiddentigerma Trust @Side Boob to let you know about boobs
 Mr. Shine: Heh. Eighty thousand and eighty-five. Heh heh.
 Hiddentigerma: @Side Boob Oh. I get it now.
 Side Boob: boobs
 Fiasco: 37047734
Image 132816   09-20-16   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
227
 
 Dr. Bathroom: @Fiasco Thanks for your leniency!
 jochenau: No, no, that's the nitrous oxide off switch!
 Moldred: I tried this microphone and it burned my lips
 duckfarts: NO OFF, HAIL SATAN
 Fiasco: @Dr. Bathroom You get a + for a solid joke, but it's actually the Note 7's that are pyro death nuggets.
 Dr. Bathroom: So it's basically a Samsung Galaxy S7?
 eider: @Arthur Dent Whichever comes first! (Don't forget to bring a towel!)
 Hiddentigerma: @Arthur Dent I assumed that it also had a YES ON function.
 Arthur Dent: With our no off function it works until the end of time! or until it runs it of fuel...
Image 132815   09-20-16   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
Score:
342
 
 SomeCanadian: @MasterTwig I can, if they're all the same calibre of cadet as Wesley Crusher. Just the idea of going to a school entirely populated by Wesley... *SHUDDERS*
 whiplash: Now why you wanna go and remind me that winter is coming? That's cold, man.
 MasterTwig: I believe Wesley Crusher's teammate died doing this maneuver.
Image 132814   09-20-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Image 132813 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by celtic. Your image was bad, celtic.
Score:
505
 
 hajjpodge: And so began this child's life as a furry.
 ch: kisses for daddy
 Musician: @Butcherboy Carpe carp.
 Borkf: #132788 as a baby.
 fanny: ... and this is how she became @carpwoman
 SomeCanadian: Mortal foes: BABY vs. CARP! TAKING ALL BETS!
 duckfarts: is this like the kids bop version of titanic
 eider: Love transcends all boundaries.
 Butcherboy: Carp-e diem
 Fiasco: Apologies to @carpwoman
 Fiasco: "There's nothing cool about carp-huffing. Nothing. Talk to your children about carp, before it's too late." Paid for by the National Oversight Commission for Aquarium Respiration Prevention.
Image 132812   09-20-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
194
 
 duckfarts: I want you to show me
 eider: @Fiasco And I won't respond to it.
 a sedated moose: Don't hurt me no more.
 Hiddentigerma: Your asking yourself "What is love" Baby don't hurt me.
 Fiasco: Do you own too many fedoras? - I don't understand the question.
Image 132811   09-20-16   Uploaded by    topcity
Score:
423
 
 Wet farts: He seems to enjoy PUFFIN on those.
 WotGives: Any one else scroll down slowly to maintain the illusion that it was a stripper hanging upside down with the pole between her legs?
 SomeCanadian: Pelicans are assholes.
 duckfarts: @Hiddentigerma look, it's a stressful job
 Hiddentigerma: So now we know why we don't let them carry our infants.
 Fiasco: Pelicans have the smoothest gullet-draw available on the market. Guaranteed.
Image 132810   09-20-16   Uploaded by    ch
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