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268369  Eleftheros: @Nope I legitimately thought it was ice cream.

268387  Kaviri: Anthony Fantano

268380  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268386  lecj07: @wordjones A naked dude fighting off a bunch of toddlers. Or, a naked baby juggler realizing he wasn't ready to try the under the leg toss.

268393  WetWilly: Mmmmmbloooom

268386  TurkeyVultureTed: @wordjones it's the statue at the U.S. I.C.E. headquarters.

268384  Side Boob: Everyone knows. Its not a secret.

268345  Side Boob: Good thing zombies dont exist.

268346  Side Boob: They seem nice.

268373  Zaxxoff: they still park like assholes

268358  Side Boob: Hemingway cats are the best.

268380  Zaxxoff: accurate if you own a weather dominator

268379  a robot: good friends serve as each other's butt pillow

268365  Not A Bot: letters or liters? I'll let you decide!

268381  Zaxxoff: yeah, but that was like 18 years ago.. and can you really be sure it was even tom hanks or just a guy that looked like tom hanks?

268282  Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268359  Mad Collager: Oh Braille No!

268376  NoRagrets: If a tree falls and lacks the ability to scream, would it try anyway?

268363  WTF: Mupboob

268373  WTF: I still don't see it.

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268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268265 BavidDowie: Benereal Diseases


268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268224 Mexico: @Eleftheros Perfect Blue by Satoshi Kon. It's very good.

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

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 7. Annoying Vegan : 2018 points
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 9. Stoner: 1708 points
10. withak: 1640 points
11. Bacon Train: 1589 points
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14. east bay: 1480 points
15. originaluser: 1421 points
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 Scoo: @a robot #133095
 Fiasco: @Scoo Awesome!!
 Scoo: @a robot I bet I have a photo of Vance Brand. I'll upload one if I can find it.
 a robot: @Scoo Do you fly planes? That's pretty rad!
 lavender: Ugh, the Rocky Horror performance is tomorrow and you're still not getting the steps down!
 Scoo: In case anyone cares, this is Rocky Mountain Metropolitan Airport in Colorado. My front-seat passenger took the picture as I was approaching to land.
 PrimeValkyrie: @FabricMan Thank you, friend. You made my day.
 Headoftheclass: It's like they're trying to communicate something with these nazca lines.
 TFChicken: This picture made me climax
 grizzly: Gorgeous landing strip
 DrinkMixMan: Hey, that's my jeans size
 Thyming: 30R
 FabricMan: I just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.
Image 132746   09-19-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Bonecollector: That firewood ain't gonna chop itself!
 Science: All my axes live in Texas.
 Korrok: I don't see the problem here.
 AverageJoe: do they have one with "Heeeere's Johnny"?
 Whatever: Better than Red Rum as the logo
 sopwath: Feed me a cat
 duckfarts: please don't fuck your axe
 Peter Pantsless: Must be the same axe Lizzy Borden had.
 San DoDo: Do it, chop that wood!
 hajjpodge: I disagree. That's exactly the right message to put on an axe head.
 ch: sweet jesus axe i am going to do right by you
 Warrax: But "it" is way over there, and I would have to get up and put pants on. Fuck "it."
 Scoo: I want to split logs! Why shouldn't I do it?
 Nope: Just buy that, some plastic wrap and a copy of Huey Lewis and the News.... make some cashier go "ahhh I get it"
Image 132745   09-19-16   Uploaded by    Skinr
 whiplash: "This sweater is so slippery. Next time wear something with more texture."
 Whatever: The feline acupuncturist is always on the case
 cArdent: I could swear I smelled some catnip over there...
 duckfarts: need to clip them nails, for your sake
 San DoDo: @Fiasco *sinks them deeper*
 Fiasco: Put away your hooksocks, feline friend. Let our species cooperate.
Image 132744   09-19-16   Uploaded by    god666
 Skaalar: I've found you, Snail Man. My revenge is at hand.
 Jak: Sloth Rider! Zero to 60 in ... never mind.
 Coolguy: How did you know how the inside of my mind looks while I am studying physics?
 scribbs: Stephen Colbert studies his own imagination.
Image 132743   09-19-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
 Peter Pantsless: @kinggheedra *high five*
 Ulillillia: Just havin' a cig next to the baby's crib
 kinggheedra: I quit smoking recently. It makes him look more like he doesn't have it together.
 Coolguy: @amyandy The blue one is named Doremon... I think the message is "Screw Japan"...
 sparename: Why is Benny blue? Why is Spook grey? these questions and many more... oops wrong programme
 KL1NGON: @Nope - You're right of course, I forgot to specify GMT.
 Nope: @KL1NGON That never works
 KL1NGON: If we all think "embolism" at the same time, and I mean ALL of us, it'll happens. So, tomorrow @ 21:00 exactly, we make it happen.
 Nope: @amyandy Why do you think it's winking?
 amyandy: That dog doll in the back is giving it to that....seal?
 Peter Pantsless: "Give me ten more minutes."
Image 132742   09-19-16   Uploaded by    buffalo
 funny in the wall: given that boar's head is sugary garbage, you should go a head and keep talking. that sandwich is unsalvageable
 a sedated moose: @Sadbot I always enjoyed replying to unrepentant phone users as if they were talking to me. "All right, love you, bye." "Love you too!" *customer gives blank yet horrified stare as the slow realization of what I just did sets in*
 Sadbot: I always liked asking unrepentant phone talkers a lot of questions when I was a cashier. I reveled in their visible annoyance
 DrinkMixMan: Studies show you're a jerk
 dobbiesdoogs: we gonna jizz in it
Image 132741   09-19-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Noremak: This is a frosted asshole.
 Ulillillia: @duckfarts @catfarts
 duckfarts: faaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttttttttttt
 Peter Pantsless: @Scoo @fanny Its matted fur shields it from the icy wind. It knows only to kill, and to survive. It is alone in this frigid waste, and it knows the way. It has a hunger for flesh, and nothing to lose. This is no housecat; it is...a slightly tougher housecat
 LogicKitty: I know there's a lot of floof on kitty, but bring that cat inside
 Coolguy: Everything will be fine...
 Scoo: @fanny "Merry Christmas, Clark! Kitter was cold!"
 fanny: @Scoo I know ;) I just liked the way "kitters is cold" sounded :)
 Sandor: The Shining remake is looking good
 Scoo: @fanny I love kitties. "This is fine" is a dumb image macro. #54343 for reference.
 Knice: Frostyfloof
 Blazcatten: It looks like it has a white goatee.
 fanny: @Scoo what's wrong with you! kitters is cold!!
 Scoo: This is fine
 fanny: this is sad :(
Image 132740   09-19-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
 Whatever: Another reason why the McSeagull sandwich failed to take off
 San DoDo: Such bling
 LogicKitty: The seagull Cone of Shame
 Coolguy: This is me after mowing through some Carne Asada fries. We'll also accept nachos and chili cheese fries.
 frenchrevolution: The new and efficient eating device!
 Scoo: Flavor Flyv
 ch: surprise i am not a mcmuffin
 Peach: It's okay, it's biodegradable. The Seagull will dye and rot away long before it can do any lasting damage to this undying styrofoam monument.
Image 132739   09-19-16   Uploaded by    Bad Dad
Image 132738 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by buffalo. We'll pray for you, buffalo.
 mrwiffler: Throw computer off cliff
 ShoKusogi: I can't do that with those games that have pre-determined save points !
 AverageJoe: computer science is an non-deterministic science by definition
 Teechur: So THAT'S what that random light switch in the break room does!
 Coolguy: Have you tried switching it off and on again?
 james: @tamarindo Well, there's only so much you can do if you have a douchey IT department. Which may or may not be the case here.
 Fiasco: "Have you called IT about this?" "IT are the ones that wrote the note."
 tamarindo: Treating the symptom, not the problem is "obsolutely" not the right way to handle that.
Image 132737   09-19-16   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
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