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258357  well duh: Horse sneezes in 3...2...1...

258380  Solemn: Hey, baby

258378  Lantry: and you can't take that away

258378  Lantry: cause the flag still stands for misogyny

258378  Lantry: amd defend her still today

258378  Lantry: so I'll gladly stand up, next to you

258378  Lantry: who gave that right to me

258378  Lantry: and i won't forget the men (and women) who died

258378  Lantry: where at least i know I'm free

258378  Lantry: and I'm proud to be an American

258337  Joseph: Resistance Is Futile.

258381  Knice: Do you get to say that you're a published writer if you do this? Otherwise, why?

258386  Knice: Yeah, no.

258387  Knice: "Is it me? It tastes like me."

258388  Knice: Just high-quality sticks, my friendf.

258304  dangerkeith3000: HA

258313  dangerkeith3000: This is how it should be.

258373  Solemn: Engage in coital relations with members of the female persuasion, collect currency specific to the country of residence.

258327  dangerkeith3000: I don't like this photograph.

258376  Solemn: Nice buns!

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258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258103 Jaunty Shrimp: Your arms r 2 big

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258337 Joseph: Resistance Is Futile.

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 9. bromide: 1795 points
10. burritos: 1736 points
11. cran vodka: 1684 points
12. Drunk Orc: 1644 points
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14. logan: 1627 points
15. trumpet: 1621 points
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 Scoo: @a robot #133095
 Fiasco: @Scoo Awesome!!
 Scoo: @a robot I bet I have a photo of Vance Brand. I'll upload one if I can find it.
 a robot: @Scoo Do you fly planes? That's pretty rad!
 lavender: Ugh, the Rocky Horror performance is tomorrow and you're still not getting the steps down!
 Scoo: In case anyone cares, this is Rocky Mountain Metropolitan Airport in Colorado. My front-seat passenger took the picture as I was approaching to land.
 PrimeValkyrie: @FabricMan Thank you, friend. You made my day.
 Headoftheclass: It's like they're trying to communicate something with these nazca lines.
 TFChicken: This picture made me climax
 grizzly: Gorgeous landing strip
 DrinkMixMan: Hey, that's my jeans size
 Thyming: 30R
 FabricMan: I just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.
Image 132746   09-19-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Bonecollector: That firewood ain't gonna chop itself!
 Science: All my axes live in Texas.
 Korrok: I don't see the problem here.
 AverageJoe: do they have one with "Heeeere's Johnny"?
 Whatever: Better than Red Rum as the logo
 sopwath: Feed me a cat
 duckfarts: please don't fuck your axe
 Peter Pantsless: Must be the same axe Lizzy Borden had.
 San DoDo: Do it, chop that wood!
 hajjpodge: I disagree. That's exactly the right message to put on an axe head.
 ch: sweet jesus axe i am going to do right by you
 Warrax: But "it" is way over there, and I would have to get up and put pants on. Fuck "it."
 Scoo: I want to split logs! Why shouldn't I do it?
 Nope: Just buy that, some plastic wrap and a copy of Huey Lewis and the News.... make some cashier go "ahhh I get it"
Image 132745   09-19-16   Uploaded by    Skinr
 whiplash: "This sweater is so slippery. Next time wear something with more texture."
 Whatever: The feline acupuncturist is always on the case
 cArdent: I could swear I smelled some catnip over there...
 duckfarts: need to clip them nails, for your sake
 San DoDo: @Fiasco *sinks them deeper*
 Fiasco: Put away your hooksocks, feline friend. Let our species cooperate.
Image 132744   09-19-16   Uploaded by    god666
 Skaalar: I've found you, Snail Man. My revenge is at hand.
 Jak: Sloth Rider! Zero to 60 in ... never mind.
 Coolguy: How did you know how the inside of my mind looks while I am studying physics?
 scribbs: Stephen Colbert studies his own imagination.
Image 132743   09-19-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
 Peter Pantsless: @kinggheedra *high five*
 Ulillillia: Just havin' a cig next to the baby's crib
 kinggheedra: I quit smoking recently. It makes him look more like he doesn't have it together.
 Coolguy: @amyandy The blue one is named Doremon... I think the message is "Screw Japan"...
 sparename: Why is Benny blue? Why is Spook grey? these questions and many more... oops wrong programme
 KL1NGON: @Nope - You're right of course, I forgot to specify GMT.
 Nope: @KL1NGON That never works
 KL1NGON: If we all think "embolism" at the same time, and I mean ALL of us, it'll happens. So, tomorrow @ 21:00 exactly, we make it happen.
 Nope: @amyandy Why do you think it's winking?
 amyandy: That dog doll in the back is giving it to that....seal?
 Peter Pantsless: "Give me ten more minutes."
Image 132742   09-19-16   Uploaded by    buffalo
 funny in the wall: given that boar's head is sugary garbage, you should go a head and keep talking. that sandwich is unsalvageable
 a sedated moose: @Sadbot I always enjoyed replying to unrepentant phone users as if they were talking to me. "All right, love you, bye." "Love you too!" *customer gives blank yet horrified stare as the slow realization of what I just did sets in*
 Sadbot: I always liked asking unrepentant phone talkers a lot of questions when I was a cashier. I reveled in their visible annoyance
 DrinkMixMan: Studies show you're a jerk
 dobbiesdoogs: we gonna jizz in it
Image 132741   09-19-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Noremak: This is a frosted asshole.
 Ulillillia: @duckfarts @catfarts
 duckfarts: faaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttttttttttt
 Peter Pantsless: @Scoo @fanny Its matted fur shields it from the icy wind. It knows only to kill, and to survive. It is alone in this frigid waste, and it knows the way. It has a hunger for flesh, and nothing to lose. This is no housecat; it is...a slightly tougher housecat
 LogicKitty: I know there's a lot of floof on kitty, but bring that cat inside
 Coolguy: Everything will be fine...
 Scoo: @fanny "Merry Christmas, Clark! Kitter was cold!"
 fanny: @Scoo I know ;) I just liked the way "kitters is cold" sounded :)
 Sandor: The Shining remake is looking good
 Scoo: @fanny I love kitties. "This is fine" is a dumb image macro. #54343 for reference.
 Knice: Frostyfloof
 Blazcatten: It looks like it has a white goatee.
 fanny: @Scoo what's wrong with you! kitters is cold!!
 Scoo: This is fine
 fanny: this is sad :(
Image 132740   09-19-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
 Whatever: Another reason why the McSeagull sandwich failed to take off
 San DoDo: Such bling
 LogicKitty: The seagull Cone of Shame
 Coolguy: This is me after mowing through some Carne Asada fries. We'll also accept nachos and chili cheese fries.
 frenchrevolution: The new and efficient eating device!
 Scoo: Flavor Flyv
 ch: surprise i am not a mcmuffin
 Peach: It's okay, it's biodegradable. The Seagull will dye and rot away long before it can do any lasting damage to this undying styrofoam monument.
Image 132739   09-19-16   Uploaded by    Bad Dad
Image 132738 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by buffalo. Boo, buffalo.
 mrwiffler: Throw computer off cliff
 ShoKusogi: I can't do that with those games that have pre-determined save points !
 AverageJoe: computer science is an non-deterministic science by definition
 Teechur: So THAT'S what that random light switch in the break room does!
 Coolguy: Have you tried switching it off and on again?
 jochenau: @tamarindo Well, there's only so much you can do if you have a douchey IT department. Which may or may not be the case here.
 Fiasco: "Have you called IT about this?" "IT are the ones that wrote the note."
 tamarindo: Treating the symptom, not the problem is "obsolutely" not the right way to handle that.
Image 132737   09-19-16   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
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