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262800  ignatz: *sigh* recycled trees

120649  Mr. Angry: just for a second i thought one of the geese was standing on the other one.

262792  Mexico: And I thought the anticipation would kill me!

120536  Mr. Angry: "...Ms. Frizzle, are we going to learn anything about fast food today? Ms. Frizzle?..."

262784  VoR: It's OK. I suited up earlier.

262799  mission2mars: Wooo Morgantown

262780  Off Topic: @Rocktor Dockward I know your secret.

262782  Whatever: Voldemort and his grandnephew Donnie Trump in the days of yore

262785  Whatever: Where lurks the Lorax?

262776  Not A Bot: That kid must have a huge cock to land a fly honey with an ass like dat!

262785  sparename: Mr Mimoggy

262786  sparename: This clownfish looks funny

262631  Porm Munties: me also @Air Biscuit

262773  Robespierre: Is that glitter? Please, tell me that's not glitter.

262795  Peter Pantsless: I can see your pepperoni!

262782  Robespierre: Older than the WebNets, this image is.

262785  CaptainCatbreath: I want to be told that it knows Kung Fu.

262744  Robespierre: @Science Well, THAT's rather irresponsible of them. Of course, "they" will never have to live with the consequences ... more than sorta like ignoring global warming.

262782  raditzu: @Dr Awkward ummm, baby? i thought it was her/his meal...

262762  Science: @Dr Awkward: It's only about ejaculation if you understand the Internet. You mom and her friend are completely innocent and, therefore, safe.

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262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

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 ModelTRex: I'm not sure how I feel about "give-n-go" undies.
 scribbs: And I'm technically hung.
 Ulillillia: @ModelTRex The best kind of excited!
 ModelTRex: @XLY Goddamnit got way too excited.
 ModelTRex: The best kind of sexy!
 midnightmosesuk: Great! I'm technically horny once I take my tablets!
 Jaunty Shrimp: Tragically unsexy
 Amy Housewine: Check out my technique.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Ummmm actually.......
 XLY: the best kind of sexy?
Image 132468   09-18-16   Uploaded by    Fiasco
 Call Of Pooty: White boys who can't jump.
 Hosebag: We need a feel? Wait.... What? And only girls who can't run? I get it.
 DrinkMixMan: The Lisa Kudrow Summer Club for Girls Who Can't Run Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too
 bug: Is this a sign up sheet for a horror movie?
 ping: Next up. Girls who can't throw.
 There was a bob here: :/
Image 132467   09-18-16   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
 Grandmas Ghost: Harambe's true form
 Hosebag: Hey Ethel, lookin' good. You lost weight?
 midnightmosesuk: That's a Cold Steel boar hunting spear.
 Amy Housewine: @bug His name is Balthrok The Conqueror.
 bug: Ellorilla? Gorillaphant? Centrilla? Gortaur? ...not sure what to name this D&D monster.
 Handyman: Bitch, I'm fabulous
Image 132466   09-18-16   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
 AverageJoe: me last saturday
 crunchymush: He's flipping off the swarm of fairies floating above the cake.
 guest: they used to call me the chameleon..because of my slender frame and big wet eyes
 ThoughtlessGentleman: I want that shirt. Its tubular.
 The Nope Wizard: Wow, Macaulay Culkin looks rough
Image 132465   09-18-16   Uploaded by    soccer
 ShoKusogi: ...Where's the 'Reply' button? I can't answer him without the 'Reply' button.
 grizzly: @WTF fuck rpn every day of the week.
 WTF: HP48gx or GTFO!
 amyandy: If nerds had ancient temples, this calculator would be the ancient icon protected by booby traps
 Theta Zero: ERR0R
 KnifeySpooney: It's a scientific horcrux
Image 132464   09-18-16   Uploaded by    Fiasco
 ShoKusogi: If Peter is supplying one of teh pizza toppings, I'd actually refuse it
 midnightmosesuk: Anything is soup if you use water and a blender.
 Borkf: This is an ad for the same place near me which has had uploads form at least 2 other users (can only find one: #84130 )
 Peter Pantsless: "Ah, I see you have a reservation in the pants optional section. Right this way, sir."
 fumbduck: Peter
 a robot: @ThoughtlessGentleman Tomato soup with croutons, cheese and basil could be like a margherita pizza soup. Sounds pretty good actually
 ThoughtlessGentleman: And directionally challenged? Cant find the same place twice?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: So is peter the only person who likes pizza soup?
 a robot: Pizza Peter? Isn't that a porn genre?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Never knew pizzas had peters!! Hyah hyah!!! Low hanging fruits.
 guest: @The Nope Wizard out of the red already
 The Nope Wizard: Cowabunga dude!
Image 132463   09-18-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
 Skaalar: @Rorel Penguin's specialties are acquisitions. He's great for supply and theft but not the physical arts, (at least on batman's scale) so a physically superior villain to compensate just makes sense
 Whatever: Shredder must be slumming to pick the Penguin and not Bane...
 Rorel: Really? The penguin? I mean, no disrespect. He's a pretty terrifying villain when he's at his worst. But... Shredder could have done a lot better with his pick.
Image 132462   09-18-16   Uploaded by    Himesama
 ShoKusogi: And they refer to matches like that as "Safety Matches." Riiiiiiight
 midnightmosesuk: Do you want a conflagration? Because that's how you get conflagrations.
 XLY: What is this, a permit for ants?
 Mr. Butt: Strike On. Apply Directly to the Forehead.
 Coolguy: Yep that's how you start a wild fire.
Image 132461   09-18-16   Uploaded by    9inchfails
 Jaunty Shrimp: Looks like a Burning Man thingamabob
 Amy Housewine: The Buckmobile (-minster Fuller).
 ping: Technically a car.
 Rorel: Looks like it overheats often.
 Air Biscuit: Where were going, disco never dies...
 Coolguy: You guys down for some space golf this weekend?
Image 132460   09-18-16   Uploaded by    Blazcatten
Image 132459 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by ethernet. We'll pray for you, ethernet.
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