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249700  grizzly: Likely story! Get a job, you bum!

249689  GoGo Robotto: Just looked it up, yes it's a dwarven planet. In Illinois it's a real planet, though.

249696  Joseph: Now I want to know what happened to that miata

249697  Joseph: This fish is not happy

249698  Air Biscuit: "I aint no scrub! Im on the drivers side of my best friends ride!"

249698  Joseph: This dog is happy

249699  Joseph: This cat is happy

249673  Joseph: This saves the planet, but kills my will to live.

249697  grizzly: Death from above.

249692  Air Biscuit: "E ust umped n ere by mselff. I shwere"

249675  sparename: It's the time of year to play Secret Sanitation

249695  well duh: Squompas

249696  FabricMan: Somewhere, the Emperor is cackling

249696  Shay: Here honey, drink some more Haterade.

224598  Air Biscuit: @ignatz themilkshake IS the salad.

249686  Not A Bot: Problem, officer?

249675  FabricMan: Employees only

249687  SuedeOxford: @Mr. Butt Hi Illiterate, I'm Dad.

249689  GoGo Robotto: I thought Pluto got classified as some kind of planet again or something?

249690  GoGo Robotto: This 'friend zone' crap is the same nonsense like this alpha/beta male shit. It's plain sexist...*rant mode off* anyway congratulations for your relationship

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249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

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249635 Vinochet: no left turns in Albania

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 ModelTRex: I'm not sure how I feel about "give-n-go" undies.
 scribbs: And I'm technically hung.
 Ulillillia: @ModelTRex The best kind of excited!
 ModelTRex: @XLY Goddamnit got way too excited.
 ModelTRex: The best kind of sexy!
 midnightmosesuk: Great! I'm technically horny once I take my tablets!
 Jaunty Shrimp: Tragically unsexy
 Amy Housewine: Check out my technique.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Ummmm actually.......
 XLY: the best kind of sexy?
Image 132468   09-18-16   Uploaded by    Fiasco
 Call Of Pooty: White boys who can't jump.
 Hosebag: We need a feel? Wait.... What? And only girls who can't run? I get it.
 DrinkMixMan: The Lisa Kudrow Summer Club for Girls Who Can't Run Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too
 bug: Is this a sign up sheet for a horror movie?
 ping: Next up. Girls who can't throw.
 There was a bob here: :/
Image 132467   09-18-16   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
 Grandmas Ghost: Harambe's true form
 Hosebag: Hey Ethel, lookin' good. You lost weight?
 midnightmosesuk: That's a Cold Steel boar hunting spear.
 Amy Housewine: @bug His name is Balthrok The Conqueror.
 bug: Ellorilla? Gorillaphant? Centrilla? Gortaur? ...not sure what to name this D&D monster.
 Handyman: Bitch, I'm fabulous
Image 132466   09-18-16   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
 AverageJoe: me last saturday
 crunchymush: He's flipping off the swarm of fairies floating above the cake.
 guest: they used to call me the chameleon..because of my slender frame and big wet eyes
 ThoughtlessGentleman: I want that shirt. Its tubular.
 The Nope Wizard: Wow, Macaulay Culkin looks rough
Image 132465   09-18-16   Uploaded by    soccer
 ShoKusogi: ...Where's the 'Reply' button? I can't answer him without the 'Reply' button.
 grizzly: @WTF fuck rpn every day of the week.
 WTF: HP48gx or GTFO!
 amyandy: If nerds had ancient temples, this calculator would be the ancient icon protected by booby traps
 Theta Zero: ERR0R
 KnifeySpooney: It's a scientific horcrux
Image 132464   09-18-16   Uploaded by    Fiasco
 ShoKusogi: If Peter is supplying one of teh pizza toppings, I'd actually refuse it
 midnightmosesuk: Anything is soup if you use water and a blender.
 Borkf: This is an ad for the same place near me which has had uploads form at least 2 other users (can only find one: #84130 )
 Peter Pantsless: "Ah, I see you have a reservation in the pants optional section. Right this way, sir."
 fumbduck: Peter
 a robot: @ThoughtlessGentleman Tomato soup with croutons, cheese and basil could be like a margherita pizza soup. Sounds pretty good actually
 ThoughtlessGentleman: And directionally challenged? Cant find the same place twice?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: So is peter the only person who likes pizza soup?
 a robot: Pizza Peter? Isn't that a porn genre?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Never knew pizzas had peters!! Hyah hyah!!! Low hanging fruits.
 guest: @The Nope Wizard out of the red already
 The Nope Wizard: Cowabunga dude!
Image 132463   09-18-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
 Skaalar: @Rorel Penguin's specialties are acquisitions. He's great for supply and theft but not the physical arts, (at least on batman's scale) so a physically superior villain to compensate just makes sense
 Whatever: Shredder must be slumming to pick the Penguin and not Bane...
 Rorel: Really? The penguin? I mean, no disrespect. He's a pretty terrifying villain when he's at his worst. But... Shredder could have done a lot better with his pick.
Image 132462   09-18-16   Uploaded by    Himesama
 ShoKusogi: And they refer to matches like that as "Safety Matches." Riiiiiiight
 midnightmosesuk: Do you want a conflagration? Because that's how you get conflagrations.
 XLY: What is this, a permit for ants?
 Mr. Butt: Strike On. Apply Directly to the Forehead.
 Coolguy: Yep that's how you start a wild fire.
Image 132461   09-18-16   Uploaded by    9inchfails
 Jaunty Shrimp: Looks like a Burning Man thingamabob
 Amy Housewine: The Buckmobile (-minster Fuller).
 ping: Technically a car.
 Rorel: Looks like it overheats often.
 Air Biscuit: Where were going, disco never dies...
 Coolguy: You guys down for some space golf this weekend?
Image 132460   09-18-16   Uploaded by    Blazcatten
Image 132459 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by ethernet. You have brought shame on us, ethernet.
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