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273630  addend: *warmth*

273630  Christina: He's watching something very interesting.

273629  tib gubb: you may not proceed until you answer my riddles three

273581  tib gubb: ah, the culling time has arrived

273582  tib gubb: hookers gotta shop too; i'm for one glad on walmart's hooker-friendly policy

273588  tib gubb: that's a fine beard, dachsund

273590  tib gubb: people do realize that corporations are machines, right?

273592  tib gubb: NACHOS DOWN

273599  tib gubb: social media is a cancer

273639  Baby Jesus: From the song..."There's a moose in my house!"

273501  Spazstatic: Linux: it's not broken, your just doing it wrong.

273628  ThoughtlessGentleman: @Dr Awkward rejoices as he hears bran mans courageous cry. who requires regularity?!

273609  tib gubb: it's not porn, dad. it's ecchi

273610  tib gubb: pfft, reel to reel or die

273612  tib gubb: here's to the intern that was fired for leaving barry's cup unfilled

273619  tib gubb: @FabricMan yeah, the old testament wasn't really meant to be a feelgood read

273545  Mad Collager: Plot twist: The girl is wearing kid gloves.

273606  Mad Collager: OMG! This is right above a Lionel Richie image!

273606  Mad Collager: Stuck on you...

273627  Dr Awkward: Because the math questions havent been updated in 53 years.

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273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273555 FormerLurker: @toolbag thats right, the old one was the GT-40, and the new one is just the GT... Also, @Peter Pantsless, this is all coming from a very happy 2011 Ranger XLT owner. Ford has made some awful cars but theyve made some awesome ones too. Not a mustang fan myself, but their vans, trucks, and sedans are great, depending on the era. And of course the GT... And their close association with Carol Shelby produced some cool stuff too.

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273505 Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.



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Score:
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 jayjay: get your hands off that man's beautiful people.
 Dunky Luker: You didn't listen to my requests to put down the dog. Now you will pay.
 desertfox: The future of war
 Amy Housewine: The dog will regret the things he said.
 Kohapi: Meowzer Division
Image 132451   09-18-16   Uploaded by    Blazcatten
Score:
506
 
 Soviette: What a bitch
 ShoKusogi: According to the chemical formula, alcohol IS a solution
 Warrax: Ha ha, alcoholism is rising at epidemic rates in young women!
 tib gubb: bless her heart
 Firm Buttocks: @Arthur Dent Clearly not British
 Arthur Dent: Not a cup of tea then?
 scribbs: She seems like fun.
 Firm Buttocks: That's why they invented coffee liqueur
 fanny: why not a coffee with a cordial shot? Grand Marnier, Chambord, Baileys... all good choices.
 San DoDo: No ragrets
 metallica: Coffee picks you up when you're down, but sometimes you need alcohol to put you down when you're up.
Image 132450   09-18-16   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
Score:
939
 
Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 132449   09-18-16   Uploaded by    Fiasco
Score:
722
 
 WotGives: But can he stop bullets?
 WaffleIron: Truly Mercers most sacred animal.
 Blazcatten: What are those things coming out of his butt?
 XLY: Hypnotoad's elite bodyguard
 KnifeySpooney: Here's a dime, two nickels and a quarter, kid - go knock yourself out.
Image 132448   09-18-16   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
669
 
 effzeeceekay: In Russia, comb only goes one way. Forward!
 Peach: Foolish human, now that I can will into existence as many treats as I want your commands no longer hold sway.
Image 132447   09-18-16   Uploaded by    Fiasco
Score:
418
 
 courtney: Because capitalism
 Amy Housewine: Any second now, the cat in the background will put a paw over it's mouth and say "Oooooooh"
 Firm Buttocks: Hispterpunzel
Image 132446   09-18-16   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
732
 
 Psymon: Matryoshka doll, cat edition
 a robot: "Where's MY pumpkin costume??"
Image 132445   09-18-16   Uploaded by    Gonzo
Score:
387
 
 Beeble: It floats because Bud Light is less than water.
 ShoKusogi: Evidently, it's the beer so light that it can float on wonter
 Cami: Dick proenneke's previously unreleased film.
 Skinr: Beer Man / It's party time / Beer Man / It's party time
 Whatever: Obviously it going to float because it is light
 guest: rad for seaworthiness
 Derp Herpigan: Bud Light Boat Lite
Image 132444   09-18-16   Uploaded by    Blazcatten
Score:
208
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: He's really got it goin' on
 Jaunty Shrimp: Look at that Sponge with his Daisy Dukes on
 cmd: Professor, what's another word for buried pirate treasure? I think it's booty, boot, boot, booty, that's what it is
 ShoKusogi: @scribbs It's all underwater, so that makes it *sunken* booty
 WaffleIron: The ape can breath underwater but the squirrel needs a spacesuit?
 KingTrebek: spongebooty square ass
 scribbs: Booty.
Image 132443   09-18-16   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
851
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: *sings* And you were cat beneath my cone
 ShoKusogi: Shame has less impact if it's shared
 Peter Pantsless: Just make sure the cat is out before you stand up, or you'll be wearing that thing for a lot longer
 trelyate: cone of shade
 Gomi Day: "plz move.. i want to get up.." "....no..."
 Firm Buttocks: The cone of snuggles
 Knice: Fwends
Image 132442   09-18-16   Uploaded by    taiko
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