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262915  Robespierre: That's an odd neighborhood for a palace

262916  Robespierre: Vacancy of North Korea

262919  Robespierre: Into the Zoid Void

262931  WannaBee: I thought this was a Cheeto.

262942  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, enemy soldier. Just go ahead and shoot me so I don't get killed by that thing."

262932  Peter Pantsless: "I could totally take him."

262920  FabricMan: "14" != "14"u

262924  FabricMan: Doesn't anybody hoot anymore?!

262925  FabricMan: @Mr. Whiskers You had no trouble making a deposit at the bank...

262925  grizzly: Hacks

262922  Butcherboy: Dude youre getting a dell

262923  sparenamelaptopdied: "5mbx3"?

262938  Jolly Well: 145986

262938  Rocky XLVII: C'mon, Meegan!

262938  booger: She wants that cobbguana

262938  Jolly Well: I adore this one!

262930  Peter Pantsless: "Please leave the room."

262924  Mr. Whiskers: WHOOOO is he!?!?

262925  Mr. Whiskers: "Floating the Wagon Across" sounds like a euphemism for taking the Browns to the Super Bowl, if you know what I mean

262914  Peter Pantsless: @Mr. Whiskers I had like one game that actually worked with it. Too bad the game sucked

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262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

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262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262856 raditzu: Noble and selfrespecting women, so much better than vulgar creatures that men are

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262697 piranharama: Great band name



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Score:
585
 
 jayjay: get your hands off that man's beautiful people.
 Dunky Luker: You didn't listen to my requests to put down the dog. Now you will pay.
 desertfox: The future of war
 Amy Housewine: The dog will regret the things he said.
 Kohapi: Meowzer Division
Image 132451   09-18-16   Uploaded by    Blazcatten
Score:
506
 
 Soviette: What a bitch
 ShoKusogi: According to the chemical formula, alcohol IS a solution
 Warrax: Ha ha, alcoholism is rising at epidemic rates in young women!
 tib gubb: bless her heart
 Firm Buttocks: @Arthur Dent Clearly not British
 Arthur Dent: Not a cup of tea then?
 scribbs: She seems like fun.
 Firm Buttocks: That's why they invented coffee liqueur
 fanny: why not a coffee with a cordial shot? Grand Marnier, Chambord, Baileys... all good choices.
 San DoDo: No ragrets
 Theta Zero: Coffee picks you up when you're down, but sometimes you need alcohol to put you down when you're up.
Image 132450   09-18-16   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
Score:
939
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 132449   09-18-16   Uploaded by    Fiasco
Score:
722
 
 WotGives: But can he stop bullets?
 WaffleIron: Truly Mercers most sacred animal.
 Blazcatten: What are those things coming out of his butt?
 XLY: Hypnotoad's elite bodyguard
 KnifeySpooney: Here's a dime, two nickels and a quarter, kid - go knock yourself out.
Image 132448   09-18-16   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
669
 
 effzeeceekay: In Russia, comb only goes one way. Forward!
 Peach: Foolish human, now that I can will into existence as many treats as I want your commands no longer hold sway.
Image 132447   09-18-16   Uploaded by    Fiasco
Score:
418
 
 courtney: Because capitalism
 Amy Housewine: Any second now, the cat in the background will put a paw over it's mouth and say "Oooooooh"
 Firm Buttocks: Hispterpunzel
Image 132446   09-18-16   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
732
 
 Psymon: Matryoshka doll, cat edition
 a robot: "Where's MY pumpkin costume??"
Image 132445   09-18-16   Uploaded by    Gonzo
Score:
387
 
 Beeble: It floats because Bud Light is less than water.
 ShoKusogi: Evidently, it's the beer so light that it can float on wonter
 Cami: Dick proenneke's previously unreleased film.
 Skinr: Beer Man / It's party time / Beer Man / It's party time
 Whatever: Obviously it going to float because it is light
 guest: rad for seaworthiness
 Derp Herpigan: Bud Light Boat Lite
Image 132444   09-18-16   Uploaded by    Blazcatten
Score:
208
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: He's really got it goin' on
 Jaunty Shrimp: Look at that Sponge with his Daisy Dukes on
 cmd: Professor, what's another word for buried pirate treasure? I think it's booty, boot, boot, booty, that's what it is
 ShoKusogi: @scribbs It's all underwater, so that makes it *sunken* booty
 WaffleIron: The ape can breath underwater but the squirrel needs a spacesuit?
 KingTrebek: spongebooty square ass
 scribbs: Booty.
Image 132443   09-18-16   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
851
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: *sings* And you were cat beneath my cone
 ShoKusogi: Shame has less impact if it's shared
 Peter Pantsless: Just make sure the cat is out before you stand up, or you'll be wearing that thing for a lot longer
 trelyate: cone of shade
 Gomi Day: "plz move.. i want to get up.." "....no..."
 Firm Buttocks: The cone of snuggles
 Knice: Fwends
Image 132442   09-18-16   Uploaded by    taiko
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