Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!



221533  trelyate: interesting username/upload combo

221697  BoiledEggs: What a smug little shit. He's perfect!

221562  trelyate: the barista hawked a Lugia in my coffee!

221663  karmakat: get me OUT!

221665  karmakat: now find me shoes and GLOVES!

221604  trelyate: you're a kitty!

221671  karmakat: I am not here...you aren't seeing me.

221689  tib gubb: this is the reality of net neutrality, people

221689  PenguinBartender: It's a ruse. While you're waiting the xenomorph sneaks in through the vent in your room to nibble on your cerebral cortex.

221697  confession: I think I speak for everyone when I say "Go buy a red ribbon for that cat now!"

221684  trelyate: RIP, Florida Man.

221689  sparename: Was going to ask what this would be in Teraquads aboard Voyager but Urban Dic tells me:- "Teraquad a synonym for 4 Terabytes commonly used by uneducated people who watch the show "Star Trek" far too often. Commonly used by people named James."

221693  boozer: Am I the only one that thinks that they should keep the chemical cleaning sponge and dish cleaning sponge further apart?

221673  Dan Tagonistic: I think I had this

221693  inthrees: *This bear will get really anal if you act like a child and don't wash your dish.*

221684  Minnesotan: nailed it

221674  karmakat: WHO turned off the light?

221677  karmakat: I am SO HUNGRY I WILL EAT THIS TABLE!

221683  ThoughtlessGentleman: its that trustworthy magical rhinoceros ive been hearing about!!!

221679  karmakat: who farted?

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Felicity
2. Yurishiro
3. Robespierre
4. zrj235
5. Ulillillia
6. Shay
7. Mr. Shine
8. Nope
9. Side Boob
10. a robot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

221582 ignatz: You're either with us, or against us (GW Bush)

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221622 Felicity: @No Ragrets @Uncle Phil I hate those new headlights that are as bright on the normal setting as high-beams, so then you flash your high-beams at the person, and then they turn on their high-beams and its twice as bad

221576 Mr. Shine: @Colty Brumb Do they count the time spent unwrapping the little b@st@rds?

221554 VeeKay: Weird drone.

221537 VeeKay: Grill and bear it.

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221610 Yurishiro: @Derp Herpigan ...yes I totally missed...

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221607 Cami: Acquisition Catalogue.



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

highdra uploaded 221459 (1015 points)
catsanddogs uploaded 221275 (904 points)
Amy Housewine uploaded 221307 (798 points)
sassysass uploaded 221206 (791 points)
butt poop uploaded 221266 (791 points)
seahawks uploaded 221255 (778 points)
Liar tuck uploaded 221346 (756 points)
winwolf uploaded 221304 (749 points)
jazzjunkie uploaded 221296 (730 points)
Amy Housewine uploaded 221481 (701 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 221297 (700 points)
logan uploaded 221463 (690 points)
Bu7Z uploaded 221344 (689 points)
inthrees uploaded 221332 (689 points)
Pizza uploaded 221303 (679 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. hat thrab: 5789 points
 2. apoxia: 3201 points
 3. Amy Housewine: 2325 points
 4. robford: 1977 points
 5. Robespierre: 1655 points
 6. E. HONDA: 1651 points
 7. Bu7Z: 1538 points
 8. jazzjunkie: 1467 points
 9. winwolf: 1453 points
10. grid: 1439 points
11. seahawks: 1342 points
12. inthrees: 1260 points
13. ColdHotCool: 1241 points
14. butt poop: 1208 points
15. RimLickinGood: 1170 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: AdamBomb286.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 371
Registered users online in past hour: 1984

Average image score (last 24 hours): 227

Total number of comments: 1196255
Total number of images: 221667



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 101562
XP needed for green ranking: 42912
XP needed for yellow ranking: 8321

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
441
 
 Mad Collager: @SkidSolo And that's a golf clap for you.
 FabricMan: That cow informed on Vinnie the Horse. It's in the Ruminant Protection Program
 SkidSolo: @Mad Collager *udder
 Mad Collager: Did someone utter censorship?
 antipatterns: to be fair, that cow is in the lactose protection program
 Scoo: Respect Bovine Privacy
Image 132044   09-16-16   Uploaded by    Arthur Dent
Score:
744
 
 Skinr: one of the guys I'm hanging out with right now is colorblind, so this is extra-funny to me
 Mad Collager: He probably understands Pac Man better.
 ShoKusogi: I don't get it O.o
 Rorel: It's almost a Strong Bad.
 fumbduck: @Derp Herpigan: Same.
 SunWukong: Life.
 Derp Herpigan: I admit, this made me chuckle a little.
Image 132043   09-16-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
392
 
 grizzly: Time to break out the holy hand grenade of antioch.
 Korrok: Nasty big pointy teeth!
 hearsegirl: Run away! run away!
 Micro Jackson: Holy Hand-Grenade time
 ShoKusogi: Beware the Vorpal Bunny! Heads will roll !
 Otterman: Pleas pet rabbit
 Janston: Nah.
 a robot: That's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.
 Derp Herpigan: We better not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's dynamite.
Image 132042   09-16-16   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
625
 
 Peter Pantsless: Someone save everybody's lives tonight and throw that pizza out
 SpaceCow: Bring me breadsticks tiny driver!
 Warrax: I'll have one with rhinestones this saturday night.
 pig 3: Why not create an awesome website and print it out as your window display?
 Ulillillia: At least Elton John's would be more gay-friendly than Papa John's
 unoplank: papa bless
 Knice: Caaaaannn you fill the cruuuuust tonight?
 fanny: pizza is still inedible, but at least it's FABULOUS!!!
 petepuma: i'd rather have his sauce.
 Rorel: Whether or not you like his stuff is a matter of taste.
Image 132041   09-16-16   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
301
 
 ShoKusogi: Draw me like one of your French kittehs
 Knice: lol he ded
 a robot: @Derp Herpigan I don't care, still wanna rub that kitteh belleh
 wakkawakka: Tasteful porn for felines?
 Derp Herpigan: It's a trap!
Image 132040   09-16-16   Uploaded by    VoR
Score:
243
 
 edvard: Well, he had to store it somewhere while he was in the whitehouse - they don't allow that stuff in there.
 Korrok: Intelligence does not work that way!
 Jayfu: @Scoo what is this? A center for ants?
 ShoKusogi: A tangible example of an oxymoron...With emphasis on the "moron."
 Knice: @Pizza @a robot AH HA HA!!
 sparename: Is it near The Bill Clinton Academy of Fidelity?
 Pizza: @a robot *laughter intensifies*
 a robot: And here I thought "Dick's Halfway Inn" was the most hilarious name for a building
 a sedated moose: I don't particularly like the guy, but that's Georgie Sr; jokes about his intelligence aren't as relevant.
 Scoo: George Bush Center for Kids Who Can't Spy Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too
Image 132039   09-16-16   Uploaded by    james
Score:
483
 
 obboma: The future is here, yesterday!
 SpaceCow: "..and then the monkey says, I'll just grow a new one!"
 XLY: "hue hue hue hue" "You wot m8?"
 ShoKusogi: Only thing missing here is a scale model of Tokyo
 Knice: "fite me u lil bich"
 wakkawakka: My money is on godzilla.
 mike58: OR "Go home Frank, you're drunk again"
 mike58: So, i says, "Rectum? It nearly killed him! HAHAHA"
 Derp Herpigan: y r u so smol? heheheheheheh
Image 132038   09-16-16   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
185
 
 mrwiffler: You've heard of furries...now meet scalies. Sorry.
 raditzu: Godzilla first time in color!
 Headoftheclass: And I saw, and behold a blue horse: and he had on him a rainbow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to brony.
 SpaceCow: Rainbow Depression never got as much attention as her sister.
 Sadbot: I used to think bronies we terrible, but then I realized that they teach girls to avoid stormfrontor types
 ShoKusogi: No....Just. No.
 Bluetocracy: phony brony pony
 DrinkMixMan: @petepuma Get your stinking hooves off me, you damn dirty horse!
 Ulillillia: @Trick Question On the bright side, this pic of you isn't too bad.
 WaffleIron: @Trick Question : try posting it 500 times as an image.
 Dunky Luker: blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh
 petepuma: If you made a movie as a reimagining of Planet Of The Apes with horses, this is how I'd envision them all to look like.
 unoplank: haters gonna hate
 a robot: @Trick Question I say be flattered. You're making a difference in people's lives!
 DrinkMixMan: Friendship is tragic
 Knice: NO
Image 132037   09-16-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
736
 
 Korrok: Wow, I'm gonna need a few more islands.
 scribbs: The dreaded centafish.
 ch: hey hello do you guys have a dunkin' donuts here hey
 Urchin: Hey there Dagon, lookin' good! You been working out?
 ShoKusogi: In Soviet Russia, fish catch you
 Dunky Luker: "Frank, did you see someone slip something into our mead?" "Why yes, yes I did." "Do you think... do you think we're on PCP?" "Why yes Bill. Yes I do."
 Janston: Give him a comically oversized head, and put him on a skateboard
 wakkawakka: Greetings land-dweller. Have you heard the good news about the waking of our lord Cthulu?
 Scoo: Painting a happy little fish
Image 132036   09-16-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
364
 
 SpaceCow: "Why dis empty?"
 petepuma: sick of your shit, William
 SunWukong: Hint.
 a robot: If it's not too much trouble....
 dobbiesdoogs: you see my dilemma
Image 132035   09-16-16   Uploaded by    butt poop
Page 1 ... 8960 8961 8962 8963 8964 8965 8966 ... 22166 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.