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269077  Dr Awkward: Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it!

269044  Aspirin: Not sure if hes a genius or if his neck hurts real bad. Probably doesnt care. He already lived through 7,842 years of your bullshit.

269049  Aspirin: Yeah but isnt that guy on the marijuana now!? Cant trust him now. Probably just sold his grandmas VCR to buy more drugs.

269050  Aspirin: The ruined wastes of Earth after the apocalypse are devoid of french toast. One man stands between humanity and oblivion.

269081  VeeKay: Automotive suicide booth.

269077  WTF: The hit comedy "Head of the Herd" next on Animal Planet.

269026  Korrok: Korrok approves...

269088  doindabs: You must water your an cermet so your an cermet will grow. Beautiful an cermet

269066  lecj07: Would have expected DP to leave jt making a crude gesture.

269076  VeeKay: Augh! The dog got in ma pot!

269077  Ihminen: a very tiny giraffe with a normal sized head i guess

269046  Not A Bot: Way meaner version of the shaving cream prank

269062  fanny: perfect excuse for cop to get a just in case frisk in, too

269077  fanny: wut

269069  Dr Awkward: Thats is not how Id describe Phoenix. At all. Shes really really hot, and she knows it, and thats why shes such a bitch.

269073  Dr Awkward: Nah, son.

269073  Mr. Butt: I don't remember this Ninja Sex Party video.

269081  moogerator: BMW Isetta

269081  mom: Groovy!

269081  Vault Dweller: This is the only ar of this model because it has more safety hazards than a bicycle on the highway

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269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.



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Score:
599
 
 Dunky Luker: purrr
 itskando: @Noremak toxoplasmosis
 Noremak: And that's how Batman got pink eye.
 guest: my favorite sexual position: the beached whale
 hearsegirl: Catwoman Throws Mad SideEye At Batman, film at 11
 Peter Pantsless: Catwoman finally got the treasure she's been hunting all this time
 redmonkey3: What is happening here ?
 elmosco: BREAKING NEWS: BATMAN CHARGED WITH SEXUAL ASSAULT
Image 131878   09-15-16   Uploaded by    reagan
Score:
425
 
 Dunky Luker: "Do you want a brain injury like ME!? Do you want scoliosis like ME!? Do you want diabetes like MY MOM, and ME!? THEN ORDER YOUR OWN LAYING DOWN COMPUTER COUCH TODAAAAAAAAY!!!"
 msmstud: Me gusta.
 petepuma: the towel over his lap makes me really uncomfortable
 Korrok: @Peter Pantsless Give himself brain cancer I would assume
 illBilliam: Is this how people play EVE Online?
 cenecia: This guy looks like Ethan Klien 10 years from now except the photo was taken 10 years ago.
 hajjpodge: typical goon posting station
 Ulillillia: I can feel the heat from here
 midnightmosesuk: Ready for launch...onto the internet!
 Mr. Whiskers: On the Internet, nobody knows you're about to get crushed by a bunch of crt monitors
 ismokepole: @Peter Pantsless Apparently to watch Brendan Fraser's Tarzan.....
 Peter Pantsless: Also, he's using SIX screens to do...what, exactly?
 Peter Pantsless: That telephone looks really lonely
 WaffleIron: Ground Control to Major Tom...
Image 131877   09-15-16   Uploaded by    stunt nuts
Score:
400
 
 msmstud: THE SHOW MUST GO ON!
 Annoying Vegan : Invisible subway!
 isosceleswaffle: I didn't think that breaking free would lead to this, really.
 Penultimate Grunongo: @Peter Pantsless It's just a half assed Freddie pose. He's holding onto what this costume might have been if he had truly committed.
 hearsegirl: that man lost a bet.
 Ulillillia: Wa wa wee wa!
 midnightmosesuk: That's not good.
 Albo Grungus: Stay Weird, San Francisco
 Peter Pantsless: Yeah, haha, hilarious, but what the Hell is he holding on to?
 There was a bob here: Sailor Freddie Mercury?
Image 131876   09-15-16   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
461
 
 Himesama: @msmstud @redmonkey3 Umm why are both of you sweating so much?
 redmonkey3: @Himesama @msmstud - difficult to do in such a confined space, but i'll never tell...
 msmstud: @Himesama @redmonkey3 -- Bring it in for a group hug, ignore my b0n3r.
 redmonkey3: @Himesama - i didn't mean to shock or scar, just a thought to consider, have a cookie.
 Himesama: @redmonkey3 Right....*Shuffles away awkwardly*
 redmonkey3: @Himesama - don't assume its a girl; Lots of (nasty) boys wear the thong these days... so i'm told.
 redmonkey3: @Scoo - Feet are in wrong position for blumkin, imo.
 dobbiesdoogs: i'm sure she's just looking for her contacts
 ShoKusogi: That's taking the Glory Hole to a whole new level
 Himesama: Nice ass or not I aint messing with no girl on her knees in a restroom.
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny even awful things. Me, everyday: *drags image from spaceship to Google image search*
 fanny: @Scoo i love that the spaceship helps me learn new things everyday
 Peter Pantsless: Patricia Pantsless on the clock. Hey, somebody's gotta clean the loo.
 Osiris: You had one job
 kate2point0: I think the kids call this a "Blumpkin"
 Janston: I see two hydrogens and an oxygen
Image 131875   09-15-16   Uploaded by    elmosco
Score:
754
 
 sparename: Terrorpin
 Annoying Vegan : Why RU so smol n pokie
 Noremak: @scribbs I think that's Gamera.
 scribbs: Godzilla: The Early Years
 Himesama: I'm a stegosaurus rawr.
 Ulillillia: af af
 hearsegirl: metal af
 KyleisBobDole: Xuan Wu looking celestial af
Image 131874   09-15-16   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
376
 
 msmstud: [Racist thing. Almost regrets saying racist thing, but doesn't.]
 AverageJoe: Gotta go, my planet needs me
 XLY: Ayyyy lmao
 Annoying Vegan : Can I have those cute shoes tho
 Peter Pantsless: This has SCP written all over it
 Flirb Dampumple: When Quinn the Eskimo gets here, everybody's gonna jump for joy
 hearsegirl: was there peanuts in that? there were? Eye thought so.
 midnightmosesuk: I look a bit like that when my hayfever is playing up.
 midnightmosesuk: I look a bit like that when my hayfever is playing up.
 willowsprite: "C'mon, dad, I wanna ride on the Ferris wheel!" "George..I think a drank a bit too much at the beer *hic* tent..."
 Janston: The Slothness Monster seems pretty chill.
 Amy Housewine: y r u so smol
Image 131873   09-15-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
175
 
 Amy Housewine: You can't beat a bit of the ol' "Gunfighter Ballads And Trail Songs".
 redmonkey3: @Amy Housewine - Very Nice; many covers also... must now go and listen, Thank You.
 Air Biscuit: I think we import it from colorado.
 Himesama: We have water I just pay 140$ a month for it
 luxuslurch2: true
 Amy Housewine: The nights are cool and I'm a fool. Each star's a pool of water, cool water.
 tib gubb: there's a whole fucking ocean right next to it.
 Amy Housewine: ULLA!
 Ulillillia: California has more water than Mars, actually
Image 131872   09-15-16   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
609
 
 Dunky Luker: Spider don't care. Spider doesn't give a shit OH! HE JUST KILLED THE HELL OUTTA THAT SNAKE!
 Korrok: @redmonkey3 Nothing a little percussive maintenance couldn't fix, eh?
 redmonkey3: @Korrok - just a software update and two "minor" blood sacrifices... Good 2 Go!
 Korrok: @redmonkey3 If that thing actually still works, I'll be thoroughly surprised.
 square44: DON'T TREAD ON ME
 redmonkey3: I got a particle beam weapon i keep just for these kinda situations... got it at Korrok's last garage sale!
 redmonkey3: @ShoKusogi - just one ?
 ShoKusogi: This pic should be followed by a mushroom-cloud explosion, captioned "I think I got it"
 Korrok: [Maniacal laaaaugh. Maniacal laaaaugh! MANIACAL LAAAAUGH!]
 Larp Belb: apples
 Mr. Whiskers: Nope on Nope violence
 midnightmosesuk: Arrrrg.
 fumbduck: Thanks, Obama.
 Peter Pantsless: Welp, that's it for us. We had a good run. We might be able to last a little longer if @Korrok gets elected, but, haha, look at that shit
 willowsprite: @grizzly no, is snek.
 grizzly: Jesus christ!
 cassette1: For women it's just the horns and pitchfork.
Image 131871   09-15-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
873
 
 redmonkey3: Unending RAD!
 A duck: @Peter Pantsless @Borkf: You can't run out of radvotes. AG used to display how many more badvotes you were allowed to give out, and say something to the effect that you can "earn" more badvotes by giving out more radvotes. Keeps out the people who just badvote everything.
 scribbs: The most amazing part? The photo was taken by a spider.
 Peter Pantsless: @Borkf same!
 Borkf: @Peter Pantsless The day I discovered the Bad limit is the day I started giving out more Rads.
 SkidSolo: That is an amazing photograph.
 grizzly: You're no lady. You're no lady, at all!
 A duck: FAAAABULOOOOUUUUUS!!!!!
 Peter Pantsless: I earlier discovered you can actually run out of bad votes. Now I'm afraid I'll run out of rad votes.
Image 131870   09-15-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
147
 
 ping: Just ow.
 Bacon Train: South Korea. Sigh.
 a robot: @sparename You said it!
 sparename: Having ears IS a luxury
 ShoKusogi: I need this. I have a large whack off of ears ready for harvest
 luxuslurch2: for picking ears. right
 midnightmosesuk: Nothing quite as classy as scooping ear wax from your ear canals with a metal prong.
 Peter Pantsless: No wonder the ladies don't like me; I don't have a Lovecraftian nightmare anywhere on my body
 SomeOtherCanadian: Luxurious
 willowsprite: Guess it will weed out the unintelligent...
 morakdais: Gahhh!!
Image 131869   09-15-16   Uploaded by    Muncharito Beanworld
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