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269082  CaptainCatbreath: May the forest be with you, Ms. Prickly.

269086  Mexico: There's a kung fu movie called the Crippled Masters with the same premise. Unfortunately, it's not very good.

268995  Annoying Vegan : If you hover pee, you ARE the problem.

269071  a robot: I wonder how much they want for it. If it was $25 or less I'd definitely buy it

269069  FabricMan: I choose Tuscon

269079  a robot: Rad for tanuki

269071  FabricMan: "Christzilla is attacking!" [mouth keeps moving]

269083  Air Biscuit: *preheats victory oven

269085  WannaBee: His friend is witnessing him.

269096  sorghum: Wakanda costume is this

269083  Annoying Vegan : I learned something today:

269084  Annoying Vegan : A soulful, striking portrait

269085  Minnesotan: am I awaited in Valhalla?

269081  FabricMan: Steve Urkel's car

269075  Not A Bot: I've been looking for my A$$ spider, he's very valuable.

268986  Minnesotan: @Mr. Butt Yeah, I know a lotta people say "everyone on the internet who disagrees with me is a nazi" but no, this guy's seriously a straight up nazi. 14 words, the whole deal.

269077  Dr Awkward: Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it!

269044  Aspirin: Not sure if hes a genius or if his neck hurts real bad. Probably doesnt care. He already lived through 7,842 years of your bullshit.

269049  Aspirin: Yeah but isnt that guy on the marijuana now!? Cant trust him now. Probably just sold his grandmas VCR to buy more drugs.

269050  Aspirin: The ruined wastes of Earth after the apocalypse are devoid of french toast. One man stands between humanity and oblivion.

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269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

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11. beyardo: 1575 points
12. fisto: 1548 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. DogsRGreat: 1445 points
15. blablabla: 1433 points
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 funny in the wall: so in Canada, some days i doesn't snow and some days it does. What a concept
 AverageJoe: Canada got invaded by terrorists
 Headoftheclass: Damn, that kid pedals soooo slooooow.
 SomeCanadian: Canada is the bestest! Good username/upload synergy @happier!
 DrinkMixMan: It snows sometimes? Only in Canada!
Image 131668   09-14-16   Uploaded by    happier
 Niels Bohr: @VoR it's the only thing that makes sense.
 VoR: I never thought of God being some dumb kid. makes sense.
Image 131667   09-14-16   Uploaded by    westerner
 boozer: @tamarindo uh huh
 AverageJoe: [instructions unclear]
 Cami: This is how Al Jolson ate chocolate bars.
 Cami: This doesn't improve the appeal of either women or chocolate.
 petepuma: where will you be...
 Headoftheclass: One girl, one chocolate bar.
 kinggheedra: Trying way too hard to arouse me.
 tamarindo: @Bert Bertbert poop is not my fetish
 Bert Bertbert: @tamarindo supposed!?!?
 tamarindo: Is this supposed to be sexy?
 frenk: The chocolate helps you cope with the fact you're covered in shit
 Darkasnoon: @fanny I am an expert in eating chocolate, you don't want any to melt on your skin because your skin can't taste. You butthole can taste though so that's acceptable
 pastme: *THATS* where my exlax went.
 Bert Bertbert: :E "hhhhnggg, thinkin 'bout thos beeens"
 fanny: I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure you're eating that wrong
 PenguinBartender: *urk*
Image 131666   09-14-16   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
 San DoDo: *pout*
 Arthur Dent: So very RAD!
 fanny: Tinybird looks like he would taste delicious
 SomeCanadian: Tinybird is tired of your shit.
Image 131665   09-14-16   Uploaded by    BaconCake
 John Singapore: How about black, got any?
 Headoftheclass: Post-shit notes. Now in convenient brown color!
 WotGives: What's brown and super-sticky?
 DrinkMixMan: She's super sticky, yow .
 gulpeg: Those are for my super Lisa Frank sparkly gelpens, you philistine!
Image 131664   09-14-16   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
 perd hapley: No take, only throw
 Peter Pantsless: Who's a lazy boy? You are! You're a lazy boy!
 SomeCanadian: This is my baby. There are many like it, but this is mine.
 frenchrevolution: "I am dog. This is baby. I watch baby. Don't touch baby."
Image 131663   09-14-16   Uploaded by    Fursona
 AverageJoe: Which one? the old or the new one?
 piratepom: Whacks on, Whacks off
 cmd: that's from my upcoming book, 'Fun with Switcherinos'
 cmd: wax on, whack off
Image 131662   09-14-16   Uploaded by    genius
 Cami: O'err the fields we go, screeching all the way! (HISS HISS HISS)
 XLY: @jochenau cat drugs
 Headoftheclass: The gift that keeps on not giving a shit.
 SoyUnPerdedor: "human, soon you will get the long, slow, painful, merciless death that you deserve..."
 chhumphrey: Ironic that it's wrapped in dog paper
 sorghum: How did they get the cat to hold still for this?
 There was a bob here: It's a bike!
 reagan: Merry Christmas! I got you an asshole!
 Stonewyvvern: Xmaskat is not amused and will shit in your sock drawer
Image 131661   09-14-16   Uploaded by    Lemonator
 SpaceCow: It's a camp where people learn to focus by making juice concentrates at home.
 Headoftheclass: TL;D...hey! A saloon!
 my wheelhouse: It's Hansel and Gretel because Halloween. Said it before, will say it again; Fuck nazis #60925. If you see an intolerant nazi when you look in the mirror, don't take it out on this image because this oven is ELECTRIC
 cmd: The Final Solution to your Attention Problems
 ottorongo: Keep Austin weird! or don't whatever
 Agamemnon Triforce: @DrinkMixMan they'll put that one up later.
 DrinkMixMan: Oh, wait, I thought that said "procrastination camp."
 DrinkMixMan: I'll do it later.
 pastme: I bet you no one who reads that sign gets the number right- it's way .. squirrel!
 DrinkMixMan: Like that atrocity?
 PlzPlzMe: So many awful, awful jokes I really hope no one makes
Image 131660   09-14-16   Uploaded by    teletub
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