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253457  Mr Bleak: Just a mere cat...

253874  Mad Collager: If you'd given me this with my breakfast, instead of after, I would even've sworn on a stack of pancakes. Really!

253877  Mad Collager: Hey, at least we don't take your children away.

253879  Mad Collager: Thanks, but I'd prefer you said Kee-ah-nu, not Canoe.

253869  Teechur: @Amy Housewine Mustard means someone else can read the book, too.

253881  Mad Collager: If they scaled it up a bit, and added an attractive base, it could be the award for worst anything - The Sucky.

253842  fanny: @a robot they all came as losers

253870  Ironass: Feline roulette. Will she like it, or will blood be dripping from your hand?

253847  Not A Bot: I don't get whiskey dick, but I do have a beer cock.

253877  Side Boob: Have some of your "prisoners with jobs" switched over to window cleaning.

253831  Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

253856  Side Boob: ACAB

253862  Side Boob: I did this, and I'm not seeing a change, and I bike to the Dairy Queen three times a day.

253876  Scoo: Classic Cark

253876  ignatz: Markc Wivvacy

253826  AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253831  AlexDeLarge: @a robot weed helps

253869  DrinkMixMan: @Amy Housewine Highlighter?

253828  Joseph: This is nothing, osx actually stacks folders and icons if you run out of desktop and my wife's has more than 10 layers in some places.

253709  FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

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253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253597 Zochrot: this phone deserves worse for having candy crush on it

253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

253831 Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner



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10. cannabis: 2037 points
11. Jonananathan: 1897 points
12. phil: 1878 points
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Score:
159
 
 funny in the wall: so in Canada, some days i doesn't snow and some days it does. What a concept
 AverageJoe: Canada got invaded by terrorists
 Headoftheclass: Damn, that kid pedals soooo slooooow.
 SomeCanadian: Canada is the bestest! Good username/upload synergy @happier!
 DrinkMixMan: It snows sometimes? Only in Canada!
Image 131668   09-14-16   Uploaded by    happier
Score:
594
 
 Niels Bohr: @VoR it's the only thing that makes sense.
 VoR: I never thought of God being some dumb kid. makes sense.
Image 131667   09-14-16   Uploaded by    westerner
Score:
344
 
 boozer: @tamarindo uh huh
 AverageJoe: [instructions unclear]
 Cami: This is how Al Jolson ate chocolate bars.
 Cami: This doesn't improve the appeal of either women or chocolate.
 petepuma: where will you be...
 Headoftheclass: One girl, one chocolate bar.
 kinggheedra: Trying way too hard to arouse me.
 tamarindo: @Bert Bertbert poop is not my fetish
 Bert Bertbert: @tamarindo supposed!?!?
 tamarindo: Is this supposed to be sexy?
 Scoo: The chocolate helps you cope with the fact you're covered in shit
 Darkasnoon: @fanny I am an expert in eating chocolate, you don't want any to melt on your skin because your skin can't taste. You butthole can taste though so that's acceptable
 pastme: *THATS* where my exlax went.
 Bert Bertbert: :E "hhhhnggg, thinkin 'bout thos beeens"
 fanny: I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure you're eating that wrong
 PenguinBartender: *urk*
Image 131666   09-14-16   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
Score:
801
 
 San DoDo: *pout*
 Arthur Dent: So very RAD!
 fanny: Tinybird looks like he would taste delicious
 SomeCanadian: Tinybird is tired of your shit.
Image 131665   09-14-16   Uploaded by    BaconCake
Score:
134
 
 John Singapore: How about black, got any?
 Headoftheclass: Post-shit notes. Now in convenient brown color!
 WotGives: What's brown and super-sticky?
 DrinkMixMan: She's super sticky, yow .
 jochenau: Those are for my super Lisa Frank sparkly gelpens, you philistine!
Image 131664   09-14-16   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
Score:
368
 
 perd hapley: No take, only throw
 Peter Pantsless: Who's a lazy boy? You are! You're a lazy boy!
 SomeCanadian: This is my baby. There are many like it, but this is mine.
 frenchrevolution: "I am dog. This is baby. I watch baby. Don't touch baby."
Image 131663   09-14-16   Uploaded by    Fursona
Score:
315
 
 AverageJoe: Which one? the old or the new one?
 Scoo: Whacks on, Whacks off
 cmd: that's from my upcoming book, 'Fun with Switcherinos'
 cmd: wax on, whack off
Image 131662   09-14-16   Uploaded by    genius
Score:
600
 
 Cami: O'err the fields we go, screeching all the way! (HISS HISS HISS)
 XLY: @jochenau cat drugs
 Headoftheclass: The gift that keeps on not giving a shit.
 SoyUnPerdedor: "human, soon you will get the long, slow, painful, merciless death that you deserve..."
 chhumphrey: Ironic that it's wrapped in dog paper
 jochenau: How did they get the cat to hold still for this?
 There was a bob here: It's a bike!
 Scoo: Merry Christmas! I got you an asshole!
 Stonewyvvern: Xmaskat is not amused and will shit in your sock drawer
Image 131661   09-14-16   Uploaded by    Lemonator
Score:
442
 
 SpaceCow: It's a camp where people learn to focus by making juice concentrates at home.
 Headoftheclass: TL;D...hey! A saloon!
 my wheelhouse: It's Hansel and Gretel because Halloween. Said it before, will say it again; Fuck nazis #60925. If you see an intolerant nazi when you look in the mirror, don't take it out on this image because this oven is ELECTRIC
 cmd: The Final Solution to your Attention Problems
 ottorongo: Keep Austin weird! or don't whatever
 Agamemnon Triforce: @DrinkMixMan they'll put that one up later.
 DrinkMixMan: Oh, wait, I thought that said "procrastination camp."
 DrinkMixMan: I'll do it later.
 pastme: I bet you no one who reads that sign gets the number right- it's way .. squirrel!
 DrinkMixMan: Like that atrocity?
 Scoo: So many awful, awful jokes I really hope no one makes
Image 131660   09-14-16   Uploaded by    teletub
Image 131659 is unbelievably bad (score -34) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by falling. We'll pray for you, falling.
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