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249126  Yurishiro: Turn it up and rip the knob off!

249105  Teechur: @Yurishiro It must be the adrenaline from when I thought that think on top of the cabinet was a gigantic spider.

249103  Yurishiro: We'll just draw here a little happy timber lake, and behind that a biiig timber mountain!

249105  Yurishiro: @Teechur How could I?! Even the 'Love you!' sticker on the door has googly eyes :(

249101  Teechur: Go ahead and paint your palette blue and grey.

249105  Teechur: @Yurishiro Just go into Predator mode. It makes mealtime more fun, especially if they try to run.

249106  Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

249109  Teechur: I went through the checkout with Puppy Chow and a gallon of milk. "It's not too bad, really" I said to the cashier.

249110  Teechur: That reminds me that I still have two full weeks of skool

249119  Teechur: Do talons have large chickens?

249122  Yurishiro: "SPANKO!" *flees*

249106  Yurishiro: @Air Biscuit Blatantly. Still bad.

248946  Passive: IT BE THE TEAR OF THE GOOFY GOOBER!

249093  Jabberwikket: Actually, this picture & all the others are all slightly different from each other. Print them out & make a flip book to see the scene

248888  Dresdenkeogh: Read every word top to bottom to the tune of all star

249025  Passive: Haha what a silly app haha so where would someone go to find such an app, you know, for a prank lol

249035  Passive: When you're at a party and someone says they're the best at smash

249103  Air Biscuit: I would buy that shirt.

249106  Air Biscuit: They threw in an emoticon and everything. I'm pretty sure this is photoshopped.

249106  Sadbot: I think a lot of y'all are missing that it's an edit that's critical of "blue lives matter" nonsense

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248965 glenalec: I'm always understandably relieved when my pee is clear thru yellow because it's like fuck year my kidneys aren't bleeding today.

248935 glenalec: @savvoy - Genuine LOL. Nice one!

248923 Robespierre: Heavy rotation

248995 glenalec: I'd like to ride a bike to work, but the roads around here honestly terrify me! :-(

249040 DrNinjaman: @savvoy I wouldn't mind being dropped on that bottom, if you know what I mean! Getting sucked away sounds pretty good too, in an ethnic sort of way.

248999 Entertainmentalist: Stays mostly within the mammalian phylum!

248966 raditzu: still better than tidepods

248968 Christina: @raditzu rly!

249016 Ironass: I like someone with a little more enthusiasm than that.

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 nuke em: Indeed @Meow!
 perd hapley: Pizza girl is sensibly dressed, you don't see that too often in porn
 petepuma: you've got 30 minutes or it's free
 Micro Jackson: Six extra-greasies? Yeah that's me
 Horatio: I ordered sausage, not anchovies.
 Side Boob: This porn is intriguing
 SomeCanadian: *Heavy breathing intensifies*
 guest: that's not a big sausage pizza, that's your vagina
 funny in the wall: oh look, a colorado deuche
 Skaalar: Oh no Miss Pizza Girl... I don't have aaaannnnny money for all this pizza.
 Meow: pizza* damn
 Meow: The oizza in her right hand is ruined
Image 131638   09-14-16   Uploaded by    Bartleby
Score:
26
 
 sumodrsn: Note: Do not hand these out on school property.
 XLY: ewwwww
 deeeeeeeez: The crown confirms that this was certainly doled out by a guy wearing white sunglasses. And he wasted it on a girl with busted nails.
 Borkf: I assume this is something to do with The Chive, which is both a good and awful website simultaneously.
 petepuma: is this how you approach a woman wearing headphones?
 Micro Jackson: Hello, is it me you're looking for?
 Air Biscuit: @Knice something you do while keeping calm.
 Amy Housewine: If you chive, you can acquire a wive (singular);
 Sadbot: @Knice it's like being an Aggronaut with a popped collar
 WTF: @Knice - I thought it was a thing from the "Iron Chef".
 Knice: What is "chiving on?"
 Meow: One easy trick to make your next elevator ride as awkward as possible
Image 131637   09-14-16   Uploaded by    Chocolate Pain
Score:
372
 
 Cami: Pedo bear or not, that cat should stay away from my family.
 a robot: @kinggheedra I was just thinking that! Rilakkuma is NOT pedo-bear
 kinggheedra: This is rilakkuma. its very important to me that you all know that
 Horatio: About to go trollin for some kittens.
 SomeCanadian: @harpooneer Seems more like Pedobear killed it, but okay.
 hearsegirl: Pedo-Cat
 harpooneer: @SomeCanadian @a sedated moose Curiosity killed the cat, duh.
 a sedated moose: This gets the cat killed.
 SomeCanadian: This kills the cat.
Image 131636   09-14-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
13
 
 crudites: Oh so this explosm thing is to blame?
 sparename: "My wife went out for milk last week and I haven't seen her since.."....... "Oh, that's awful, what're you doing about it?"...... "Well I'm using the powdered stuff for now..."
 Jayfu: I said lol motherfucker
Image 131635   09-14-16   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
290
 
 Science: *BLOOP*
 WaffleIron: I must have missed this episode of M.A.S.H.
 frenchrevolution: "Humans, making us dogs be the ones to pick up the catch. Well why don't you go get it now? RUN HUMAN RUN!"
 PenguinBartender: "'Retrieve?' Oh, 'retrieve' the duck! Ha, ha, ha, I thought you said 'obliterate.' Where did I get that from?"
 midnightmosesuk: Hunter S. Thompson has been reincarnated.
 Micro Jackson: Borkf gun
 harpooneer: "Soldier, do you know who's in command here?"
 Starky15: The 1000 yard stare in black and white.
 mike58: I've seen some shit, man.
 Amy Housewine: Commandog.
Image 131634   09-14-16   Uploaded by    KyleisBobDole
Score:
400
 
 petepuma: this determines which kind of "chill" you get
 sparename: @Retromancer I'm a drunk, alcoholics go to meetings... That must've appeared here somewhen
 Retromancer: I love when people blame things on "drunk *themselves*" so they don't have to take responsibility for their alcoholism.
 Scoo: Jokes on you, Netflix! I only watch you drunk!
Image 131633   09-14-16   Uploaded by    logan
Score:
498
 
 XLY: Good dog
 pastme: And people wonder why cats are responsible for so many dead birds each year.
 PrimeValkyrie: Spontaneous Limericks!
 hearsegirl: A wonderful bird is the Pelican. His beak can hold more than his belly can. His beak seems to say, Cat, come right this way. But Cat says Uh-uhh, No way in hell i can.
 harpooneer: Now *this* kills the cat.
 SomeCanadian: Pelicans are assholes.
 Amy Housewine: Pelican't.
 Knice: "HAWMP"
Image 131632   09-14-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
273
 
 petepuma: he died mixing Miller Lite with pop rocks
 guest: looks like pete rose
 Meow: That poor kid! Miller Lite is terrible
 A duck: Hooray for going to elementary school in the 80s and early 90s.
 A duck: I'm kinda thinking I should've put "accidentally" in quotes because I vaguely remember him being "accidentally" shot more than once (he lived).
 A duck: The kid's brother wound up accidentally shooting him in the face, when they found their dad's gun and decided to play with it.
 A duck: When I was in elementary school, a kid turned in an assignment after Thanksgiving that smelled like smoke. When the teacher asked why, he said it was because on Thanksgiving his dad let he and his brother drink a beer and smoke cigarettes, to teach them how to be men. :(
 Scoo: @Supermansbrother Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-Mitchell!
 Supermansbrother: Mitchell, the Early Years.
Image 131631   09-14-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
453
 
 SunWukong: @a sedated moose earth somewhere, probably. Sorry.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
 chhumphrey: And that driver just made a huge mess
 a sedated moose: What/where is this?
Image 131630   09-14-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
385
 
 a robot: Why though.
 Eleftheros: Always wearing two undershirts
 Eleftheros: Always wearing two undershirts
 VoR: Bald under hat though
 Firm Buttocks: what a stupid thing to do
 AverageJoe: yeah, pretty much...
 ignatz: 2nd ammendment?
Image 131629   09-14-16   Uploaded by    Emoji
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