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263099  tib gubb: kermit should have died with jim henson. the shaaaaaame

263101  tib gubb: dang you snek

263103  tib gubb: yeah, pretty much.

263079  Prostata: I wish they were this organized here. They mostly just send a single truck out to smear the snow around

263073  Robespierre: @WTF Truk dryvr dick to smol tu du thet

263074  Robespierre: This Robert Smith cosplay is weird

263078  Robespierre: Death Row of North Korea

263079  Robespierre: I love a parade

263104  Robespierre: I call the lynx-ish one Tufty

263106  Robespierre: Poseidon returns

263079  Prostata: I wish they were this organized here. They mostly just send a single truck out to smear the snow around

263111  Shay: Timely, yada yada.

263069  Prostata: Freedom of speech gives you the right to act stupid but no immunity from the appearance of such.

263096  Spazstatic: Thank you for your service.

263109  Robespierre: Tuk-tuk is bamboozled

263109  Not A Bot: First, the Santa and the Easter Bunny fall, nothing is as it seems. You run to your parents as your young mind reels with confusion. They stare blankly at you before peeling off rubber masks, revealing they were both Don Knotts all along.

263094  Mr. Whiskers: You look like mochaccino art

263107  WTF: Who is the real Slim Shady?

263098  Mr. Whiskers: Its whiskery in there

263027  rory: @Not A Bot same here

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262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

262800 ignatz: @tib gubb vvv

263070 ThoughtlessGentleman: i love your wife too!!!

262885 Felicity: You'll have to speak up, I have a b@n@n@ in my nose

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this



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Score:
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 nuke em: Indeed @Meow!
 perd hapley: Pizza girl is sensibly dressed, you don't see that too often in porn
 petepuma: you've got 30 minutes or it's free
 Micro Jackson: Six extra-greasies? Yeah that's me
 Horatio: I ordered sausage, not anchovies.
 Side Boob: This porn is intriguing
 SomeCanadian: *Heavy breathing intensifies*
 guest: that's not a big sausage pizza, that's your vagina
 funny in the wall: oh look, a colorado deuche
 Skaalar: Oh no Miss Pizza Girl... I don't have aaaannnnny money for all this pizza.
 Meow: pizza* damn
 Meow: The oizza in her right hand is ruined
Image 131638   09-14-16   Uploaded by    Bartleby
Score:
26
 
 sumodrsn: Note: Do not hand these out on school property.
 XLY: ewwwww
 deeeeeeeez: The crown confirms that this was certainly doled out by a guy wearing white sunglasses. And he wasted it on a girl with busted nails.
 Borkf: I assume this is something to do with The Chive, which is both a good and awful website simultaneously.
 petepuma: is this how you approach a woman wearing headphones?
 Micro Jackson: Hello, is it me you're looking for?
 Air Biscuit: @Knice something you do while keeping calm.
 Amy Housewine: If you chive, you can acquire a wive (singular);
 Sadbot: @Knice it's like being an Aggronaut with a popped collar
 WTF: @Knice - I thought it was a thing from the "Iron Chef".
 Knice: What is "chiving on?"
 Meow: One easy trick to make your next elevator ride as awkward as possible
Image 131637   09-14-16   Uploaded by    Chocolate Pain
Score:
372
 
 Cami: Pedo bear or not, that cat should stay away from my family.
 a robot: @kinggheedra I was just thinking that! Rilakkuma is NOT pedo-bear
 kinggheedra: This is rilakkuma. its very important to me that you all know that
 Horatio: About to go trollin for some kittens.
 SomeCanadian: @harpooneer Seems more like Pedobear killed it, but okay.
 hearsegirl: Pedo-Cat
 harpooneer: @SomeCanadian @a sedated moose Curiosity killed the cat, duh.
 a sedated moose: This gets the cat killed.
 SomeCanadian: This kills the cat.
Image 131636   09-14-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
13
 
 crudites: Oh so this explosm thing is to blame?
 sparename: "My wife went out for milk last week and I haven't seen her since.."....... "Oh, that's awful, what're you doing about it?"...... "Well I'm using the powdered stuff for now..."
 Jayfu: I said lol motherfucker
Image 131635   09-14-16   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
290
 
 Science: *BLOOP*
 WaffleIron: I must have missed this episode of M.A.S.H.
 frenchrevolution: "Humans, making us dogs be the ones to pick up the catch. Well why don't you go get it now? RUN HUMAN RUN!"
 PenguinBartender: "'Retrieve?' Oh, 'retrieve' the duck! Ha, ha, ha, I thought you said 'obliterate.' Where did I get that from?"
 midnightmosesuk: Hunter S. Thompson has been reincarnated.
 Micro Jackson: Borkf gun
 harpooneer: "Soldier, do you know who's in command here?"
 Starky15: The 1000 yard stare in black and white.
 mike58: I've seen some shit, man.
 Amy Housewine: Commandog.
Image 131634   09-14-16   Uploaded by    KyleisBobDole
Score:
400
 
 petepuma: this determines which kind of "chill" you get
 sparename: @Retromancer I'm a drunk, alcoholics go to meetings... That must've appeared here somewhen
 Retromancer: I love when people blame things on "drunk *themselves*" so they don't have to take responsibility for their alcoholism.
 Scoo: Jokes on you, Netflix! I only watch you drunk!
Image 131633   09-14-16   Uploaded by    logan
Score:
498
 
 XLY: Good dog
 pastme: And people wonder why cats are responsible for so many dead birds each year.
 PrimeValkyrie: Spontaneous Limericks!
 hearsegirl: A wonderful bird is the Pelican. His beak can hold more than his belly can. His beak seems to say, Cat, come right this way. But Cat says Uh-uhh, No way in hell i can.
 harpooneer: Now *this* kills the cat.
 SomeCanadian: Pelicans are assholes.
 Amy Housewine: Pelican't.
 Knice: "HAWMP"
Image 131632   09-14-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
273
 
 petepuma: he died mixing Miller Lite with pop rocks
 guest: looks like pete rose
 Meow: That poor kid! Miller Lite is terrible
 A duck: Hooray for going to elementary school in the 80s and early 90s.
 A duck: I'm kinda thinking I should've put "accidentally" in quotes because I vaguely remember him being "accidentally" shot more than once (he lived).
 A duck: The kid's brother wound up accidentally shooting him in the face, when they found their dad's gun and decided to play with it.
 A duck: When I was in elementary school, a kid turned in an assignment after Thanksgiving that smelled like smoke. When the teacher asked why, he said it was because on Thanksgiving his dad let he and his brother drink a beer and smoke cigarettes, to teach them how to be men. :(
 Scoo: @Supermansbrother Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-Mitchell!
 Supermansbrother: Mitchell, the Early Years.
Image 131631   09-14-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
453
 
 SunWukong: @a sedated moose earth somewhere, probably. Sorry.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
 chhumphrey: And that driver just made a huge mess
 a sedated moose: What/where is this?
Image 131630   09-14-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
385
 
 a robot: Why though.
 Eleftheros: Always wearing two undershirts
 Eleftheros: Always wearing two undershirts
 VoR: Bald under hat though
 Firm Buttocks: what a stupid thing to do
 AverageJoe: yeah, pretty much...
 ptrain: 2nd ammendment?
Image 131629   09-14-16   Uploaded by    Emoji
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