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234077  DrNinjaman: Leela, that's real velour. Let yourself go.

234100  sparename: It's cold in the pantry

234095  Matricii: Time though... you can flush your time down the toilet...

234096  Matricii: I'd say "Good Luck losing your virginity son..." but I'm sure this exact thing is some poor woman's fetish.

234098  Matricii: I'm honestly confused by what I see here.

234099  Matricii: When did "Modern Art" start translating into "Trashy Shock Value"

234082  DrNinjaman: She had one day left 'til retirement.

234100  Matricii: This local Ent got a little confused when trying to replant himself.

234101  Matricii: No Smoking, No Littering, No Nazis, No Service

234102  Matricii: Amityville: Inner City Edition

234103  Matricii: @jochenau They're called Beholders(c). =D

234083  Matricii: @Robespierre I have a couple of timeshares at Jockey Club so I can be on the strip, but not have to actually stay in one of the hotels.

234067  Wooden Spoon: Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

234082  ping: @hajjpodge I shouldn't laugh at comments like that, but that forced a laugh-snort out of me.

233796  redmonkey3: Please be a fetish dare - Please.

234103  jochenau: "Now go to sleep, Kevin--or once again I'll have to knock three times and summon the Floating Head of Death."

234069  Wooden Spoon: @sparename: Trash Panda?

234100  barfolomew: Hey, tree, I think I see a lady who needs those...

234096  hajjpodge: @Dr Awkward Jon Snow Wight*

234100  tib gubb: that answers that

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233925 Fiveninety: @Teechur yeah i have 200A service so not much dims the lights.. though that monitor does cause a slight flicker when i first turn it on, now that you mention it.. it's also got bad vertical hold until it warms up

233924 Yurishiro: 10

233910 addend: "Go ahead, pick, then eat."

233901 Jabberwikket: @fanny, Dancing with Himself (Myself)

234065 Felicity: * a onesie

234010 Felicity: OYTO?

233922 smusher: Canny new idea...

233941 FabricMan: Don't the Mongolians have some fermented milk drink?

233978 KyleisBobDole: @Robespierre I mean, I totally didn't reply to myself and definitely replied to you. Nothing else to see here.



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Score:
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 nuke em: Indeed @Meow!
 perd hapley: Pizza girl is sensibly dressed, you don't see that too often in porn
 petepuma: you've got 30 minutes or it's free
 Micro Jackson: Six extra-greasies? Yeah that's me
 Horatio: I ordered sausage, not anchovies.
 Side Boob: This porn is intriguing
 SomeCanadian: *Heavy breathing intensifies*
 guest: that's not a big sausage pizza, that's your vagina
 funny in the wall: oh look, a colorado deuche
 Skaalar: Oh no Miss Pizza Girl... I don't have aaaannnnny money for all this pizza.
 Meow: pizza* damn
 Meow: The oizza in her right hand is ruined
Image 131638   09-14-16   Uploaded by    Bartleby
Score:
26
 
 sumodrsn: Note: Do not hand these out on school property.
 XLY: ewwwww
 deeeeeeeez: The crown confirms that this was certainly doled out by a guy wearing white sunglasses. And he wasted it on a girl with busted nails.
 Borkf: I assume this is something to do with The Chive, which is both a good and awful website simultaneously.
 petepuma: is this how you approach a woman wearing headphones?
 Micro Jackson: Hello, is it me you're looking for?
 Air Biscuit: @Knice something you do while keeping calm.
 Amy Housewine: If you chive, you can acquire a wive (singular);
 Sadbot: @Knice it's like being an Aggronaut with a popped collar
 WTF: @Knice - I thought it was a thing from the "Iron Chef".
 Knice: What is "chiving on?"
 Meow: One easy trick to make your next elevator ride as awkward as possible
Image 131637   09-14-16   Uploaded by    Chocolate Pain
Score:
372
 
 Cami: Pedo bear or not, that cat should stay away from my family.
 a robot: @kinggheedra I was just thinking that! Rilakkuma is NOT pedo-bear
 kinggheedra: This is rilakkuma. its very important to me that you all know that
 Horatio: About to go trollin for some kittens.
 SomeCanadian: @harpooneer Seems more like Pedobear killed it, but okay.
 hearsegirl: Pedo-Cat
 harpooneer: @SomeCanadian @a sedated moose Curiosity killed the cat, duh.
 a sedated moose: This gets the cat killed.
 SomeCanadian: This kills the cat.
Image 131636   09-14-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
13
 
 crudites: Oh so this explosm thing is to blame?
 sparename: "My wife went out for milk last week and I haven't seen her since.."....... "Oh, that's awful, what're you doing about it?"...... "Well I'm using the powdered stuff for now..."
 Jayfu: I said lol motherfucker
Image 131635   09-14-16   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
290
 
 Science: *BLOOP*
 WaffleIron: I must have missed this episode of M.A.S.H.
 frenchrevolution: "Humans, making us dogs be the ones to pick up the catch. Well why don't you go get it now? RUN HUMAN RUN!"
 PenguinBartender: "'Retrieve?' Oh, 'retrieve' the duck! Ha, ha, ha, I thought you said 'obliterate.' Where did I get that from?"
 midnightmosesuk: Hunter S. Thompson has been reincarnated.
 Micro Jackson: Borkf gun
 harpooneer: "Soldier, do you know who's in command here?"
 Starky15: The 1000 yard stare in black and white.
 mike58: I've seen some shit, man.
 Amy Housewine: Commandog.
Image 131634   09-14-16   Uploaded by    KyleisBobDole
Score:
400
 
 petepuma: this determines which kind of "chill" you get
 sparename: @Retromancer I'm a drunk, alcoholics go to meetings... That must've appeared here somewhen
 Retromancer: I love when people blame things on "drunk *themselves*" so they don't have to take responsibility for their alcoholism.
 Scoo: Jokes on you, Netflix! I only watch you drunk!
Image 131633   09-14-16   Uploaded by    logan
Score:
498
 
 XLY: Good dog
 pastme: And people wonder why cats are responsible for so many dead birds each year.
 PrimeValkyrie: Spontaneous Limericks!
 hearsegirl: A wonderful bird is the Pelican. His beak can hold more than his belly can. His beak seems to say, Cat, come right this way. But Cat says Uh-uhh, No way in hell i can.
 harpooneer: Now *this* kills the cat.
 SomeCanadian: Pelicans are assholes.
 Amy Housewine: Pelican't.
 Knice: "HAWMP"
Image 131632   09-14-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
273
 
 petepuma: he died mixing Miller Lite with pop rocks
 guest: looks like pete rose
 Meow: That poor kid! Miller Lite is terrible
 A duck: Hooray for going to elementary school in the 80s and early 90s.
 A duck: I'm kinda thinking I should've put "accidentally" in quotes because I vaguely remember him being "accidentally" shot more than once (he lived).
 A duck: The kid's brother wound up accidentally shooting him in the face, when they found their dad's gun and decided to play with it.
 A duck: When I was in elementary school, a kid turned in an assignment after Thanksgiving that smelled like smoke. When the teacher asked why, he said it was because on Thanksgiving his dad let he and his brother drink a beer and smoke cigarettes, to teach them how to be men. :(
 Scoo: @Supermansbrother Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-Mitchell!
 Supermansbrother: Mitchell, the Early Years.
Image 131631   09-14-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
453
 
 SunWukong: @a sedated moose earth somewhere, probably. Sorry.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
 chhumphrey: And that driver just made a huge mess
 a sedated moose: What/where is this?
Image 131630   09-14-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
385
 
 a robot: Why though.
 Eleftheros: Always wearing two undershirts
 Eleftheros: Always wearing two undershirts
 VoR: Bald under hat though
 Firm Buttocks: what a stupid thing to do
 AverageJoe: yeah, pretty much...
 ignatz: 2nd ammendment?
Image 131629   09-14-16   Uploaded by    Emoji
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