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268544  Nope: *boom tsk boom tsk boom tsk Boom boom Tsk Boom Tsk*

268525  Not A Bot: The 1950s were kind of boring

268353  mackdaddy: @a robot Come on

268533  lecj07: The Missus has some 'splaining to do.

268534  lecj07: @WannaBee Perhaps it's her man friend getting a bit handsy then

268538  lecj07: @wootman Thanks, my tired brain was refusing to process it til you explained. No sarcasm at all.

268517  Air Biscuit: Silent hill county line

268433  fanny: @Annoying Vegan are you on craftster? I was years ago, but I don't really check in anymore. lots of cool stuff there :) (craft swaps were fun too)

268541  Zaxxoff: she's singing the national anthem at him

268539  Zaxxoff: I'm not going to imprison, torture, and murder any more teenage runaways

268516  Sadpygmy: Them sox don't match

268548  kate shutupton: He looks like Kimbo Slice

268516  Sadpygmy: Them sox don't match

268539  grizzly: I'm going to find a way to be happy.

268534  WannaBee: She had man hands!

268514  Not A Bot: It's a dick trapped in a pipe, eaten by an alligator in the middle of the night.

268539  Mexico: I'm not going to sit inside and play video games all day

268539  Mexico: I'm going to start dating other people

268526  Gomi Day: i like your doggo, gaben.

268539  Mexico: I'm going to lose weight and keep it off

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9. Annoying Vegan
10. Shay

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268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad


268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

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 6. time is wastin: 1714 points
 7. Stoner: 1708 points
 8. east bay: 1618 points
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10. dangerkeith3000: 1516 points
11. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
12. Sydney: 1451 points
13. toad: 1428 points
14. fisto: 1400 points
15. frenk: 1387 points
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 Science: Donut roulette
 Yttermayn : Can you spot the one Ron Jeremy had?
 Slamajama: Murray never did fit in with the others, and was always picked last
 skillet: Day 28. They still don't know I'm a bagel.
 redmonkey3: @Firm Buttocks - heresy.
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 tib gubb: go home, bagel, you're drunk
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 redmonkey3: on Mr. Gates' tab ?
 Firm Buttocks: Rad just for the effort
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 Cami: @WTF So? I will too. This reply is an example.
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 redmonkey3: @Firm Buttocks - Ewww.
 Firm Buttocks: Fuck this cunt
 Mr. Shine: @necronomicon *Ricardo Montalban voice* "Rich Kardashian leather."
 necronomicon: @jochenau "Is that book bound in human skin?" Yes but I prefer to call it Kardashian leather.
 tea: Oh hey there! Just reading the necronomicon in this nightclub.
Image 131576   09-14-16   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
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 redmonkey3: I'll have what he's having.
 Fancy Clown: Same
Image 131575   09-14-16   Uploaded by    luxbu
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 Cami: Douchebags aren't made; they're created.
 crudites: Clearly, dad is still breathing air, a mistake the artist made as well.
 Quackzy: Whoooooaaa vector!!!belly becomes "thief" now? Mike Rosenthal would be like, "hey naw man"
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 Mextreme Enchirito: where are you getting these because it is the wrong place
 A duck: LOL now hit the purple button. This is called a radvote.
Image 131574   09-14-16   Uploaded by    saluted
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 ShoKusogi: Raar! I'm Godzilla
 redmonkey3: Gimme Paw!
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 doindabs: this is called a high five
Image 131573   09-14-16   Uploaded by    soccer
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 Trick Question: 1900 saves
 ShoKusogi: Once you've paid for the cash gun, you don't have anything left for ammo
 WTF: Fill it with silver dollars for even more fun!
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 Mr. Shine: Have fun frantically explaining that it's not a real gun everytime people panic in the dimly-lit room.
 Extreme Locorito: Sounds like a job for Monopoly money!
 Rorel: *plays cash tag with other patrons*
 AverageJoe: for somebody who wants to throw away his money, I think $60 is not expensive enough
Image 131572   09-14-16   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
 msmstud: That's a penis.
 mutantmoose: Dude, you could just look it up on the internet.
 Musician: Art lover. No really, this is Art's husband
 redmonkey3: @ch - Edith's desktop and homescreen
 ch: "Didja get it, Frank? Didja get the paynus?" "Yeah, yeah Edith, I got it already"
 AverageJoe: *morale
 AverageJoe: Seing somebody with a penis smaller than mine boosts my moral
 Nymphomania: ISIS must be quaking in their boots now that these people are after them.
Image 131571   09-14-16   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
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 ch: Place your own mask on first; you may proceed to inhale the dank memes once the mask has been fitted properly
 A duck: All Day I Dream About Memes
 petunias: He appears to be acquiring the normal amount of amusement from the memes.
 DrinkMixMan: it's my tank meme stash
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