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233938  Robespierre: Five'll get'cha fifty the cat's name is Dave.

233939  Robespierre: Laziness taken to a whole new level - and I'll bet it's loud as fuck, too

233941  Jabberwikket: Is this about Milkman Dan? Cause if its not about him, I'm not gonna get my ant to read it to me.

233926  trelyate: test taker: Donald Trump

233941  a robot: What the hell is the point of this

233922  WTF: So good you won't believe it's not Spam!

233940  Robespierre: Guess those Volvos really aren't all THAT safe after all

233944  sparename: This missile follows the little red dot

233924  WTF: Sleeps through the routine and Russia still gives her a 10.0

233942  Robespierre: Hm. I want this wall cloud in my living room. And those mammatus would make for a pretty cool ceiling, too

233926  9mm: this is me

233937  WTF: Reducing the Oval Office down to the level of a Wal-Mart bathroom.

233941  Shay: Something something milk and then I nodded off to sleep.

233937  Ulillillia: It's rare when Sarah Palin is the smartest person in a room.

233941  Ulillillia: tinytxt.jpg

233939  Sadbot: A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

233939  Scoo: Edison invented that, didn't he?

233940  Scoo: Now you can party all day

233930  Robespierre: "Everybody says she's lookin' good / And the lady knows it's understood / Strutter..."

233914  Not A Bot: They're all on A-G! Just kidding you're gonna die alone like me.

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9. Side Boob
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233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233737 Wooden Spoon: Louis CK quote in a less repugnant package.

233910 Felicity: In Soviet Russia, food smells you

233730 White Rice: @barfolomew @jochenau happy to be of service (but not as happy as the creator has been...ugh, I made myself a little sick thinking about that :-P)

233742 Teechur: @Robespierre Or Sammy Davis Jr.!

233819 Felicity: @Beef Supreme To paraphrase an old quote, Aspergers is Gods way of insuring that the truly gifted arent burdened with children

233762 Science: GIS results are inconclusive, but look like Track Cyclist. When I rode a bike, my calves were huge, but I never had thighs like these...

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233880 FatTigerWoods: Cover up, your genius is showing



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Score:
524
 
 square44: "...now get killing"
 Himesama: He read the script of The Witch.
 Shay: Now this is the story of how my life got flipped-turned upside down.
 San DoDo: Button stuc cos of overuse, halp
 Ukulelemike: Sorry, tht's a sheep, not a goat. A Jacob's Sheep.
 a robot: Is it a story about goats or by goats? Either way I'M IN
 Knice: @Peter Pantsless I'd listen to it. :-)
 Peter Pantsless: It's just a list of weird stuff he ate
 fanny: baaaaaaaa baaaa baaaaa ba ba! baaaaa baaaaaaaa ba. baaa baaaaaa ba ba baaa. BAAAAAAAAAA! baaaaaa baaaaa? baaaa baaaaaaaaa.
 Amy Housewine: Once upon a time, there was a goat. The end.
 ch: "So me and Jimmy were talking the other day and Jimmy's all like 'let's justs bite people's hands, like really chomp down' and I was all 'yeah, totally'"
 melted plastic: Isn't that the goat from jurassic park?
Image 131455   09-13-16   Uploaded by    edvard
Image 131454 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by The Bees. Boo, The Bees.
Score:
607
 
 Firm Buttocks: And there'll be a great rebirth
 sparename: I know they're dandelions... but that wasn't a film
 sparename: Dog Daisy Afternoon
 SomeOtherCanadian: Hippygiraffe.dog
Image 131453   09-13-16   Uploaded by    static xyz
Score:
217
 
 square44: @jochenau the trouble is this poor family can't afford a working pants dispenser
 bug: I first thought this was the work of David Thorne.
 guest: my name is maxwell and i only wear grey pants. this is a true thing about me. even jeans it's like, i'm not going to go around wearing blue pants. i'm not a clown. like, would you wear red pants?
 jochenau: Am I missing something, or is the color of a small child's pants seriously An Issue of Concern that Needs to be Addressed?
 ch: get those pants straightened out, dalton
 Scoo: Nobody read it, because it didn't concern anyone
Image 131452   09-13-16   Uploaded by    bigjim
Score:
446
 
 Phum Munts: Image needs flipping
 hurr: fez has grown up
 Agamemnon Triforce: It seems Disney has a few surprises for visiting Jews.
 DrinkMixMan: Beauty on the streets, beast in the sheets
 Penultimate Grunongo: In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston. Rawr.
 Otterman: No one persecutes random Jews like Gaston!
 SomeCanadian: @fenrisw01f Looks like Gaston has a ting for dudes in general
 fenrisw01f: So Gaston has a thing for Jew dudes?
Image 131451   09-13-16   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
452
 
 ShoKusogi: Call my lawyer! Call my insurance company!
 SomeCanadian: @A duck Same.
 A duck: Blargh I am dead
Image 131450   09-13-16   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
794
 
 midnightmosesuk: Yes please.
 A duck: If a bird looks up with an open mouth, will another bird shit in it?
 San DoDo: I dared him to shit in @Amy Housewine 's mouth, I thought he was bluffing..
 A duck: Pro tip: do not look up with an open mouth: youtu.be/…
 Amy Housewine: I da... OH BY GOD HE SHIT IN MY MOUTH
 5 Headed Snake God: I dare you.
 fink: And I will shit in your heart. Bring it.
Image 131449   09-13-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
329
 
 Niels Bohr: @fanny I think i first saw him in one of the spaghetti westerns he did, definitely a great actor.
 fanny: @Niels Bohr he was such a great actor, though. the craziness helped him I think :)
 itskando: The thing
 Niels Bohr: @fanny Klaus Kinski was bat shit crazy in real life too.
 Hosebag: Is this "fracking"? Because if it is, I can understand why people hate it.
 TurkeyVulture: Shackled to the grind.
 Butcherboy: hire local penguins! quit bringing in outside labor
 WaffleIron: God does portaging suck or what?
 fanny: Fitzcarraldo II: Into the Arctic
 Ratty: Me? I'm supervising in my grey supervisors jacket
 SunWukong: Who forgot to bring the sea?
 redmonkey3: Mabel was never again allowed to book the ladies group outings
 Scoo: Mush! Mush!
Image 131448   09-13-16   Uploaded by    antipatterns
Score:
599
 
 Wolfechu: @midnightmosesuk Well, damn, this is a cornucopia of puns
 Wolfechu: Owl-ple
 midnightmosesuk: It's an app-owl.
 XLY: Natural selfie
 jochenau: Owl seems very pleased.
 ch: seriously dude. DUDE.
 Scoo: Well owl be damned
Image 131447   09-13-16   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
Score:
353
 
 AverageJoe: all job and no play makes jack a dull boy
 San DoDo: Plz don't
 DrinkMixMan: What are you going to do, stab me?
 Peter Pantsless: And now I can't stop hearing the string part from Psycho
 ch: honey i got you some knives oh thank you i needed them
 A duck: Ugh. If you really wanted to surprise her, you'd get her a Cadillac El Dorado. The steak knives were the second-place prize. (Third place prize is you're fucking fired)
 redmonkey3: Juicy!
 Supermansbrother: Surprise, I made a steak.
 Amiga 1000: Make her show he O face. Her "Oh shit, I'm being stabbed" face
Image 131446   09-13-16   Uploaded by    Fiasco
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