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249401  sparename: "Show Daddy EXACTLY where you found it.."

249388  sparename: Go home dog, you're blurred

249388  square44: isn't it illegal to chase cars under the influence?

249390  square44: yep. that's a coupon, alright.

249383  a robot: Well he's a monkey, so he probably picks it in the wild.

249381  sparename: @Yam As an example - Eric Prydz - Call On Me, sounds terrible enough when played on radio with analogue compression for broadcast but when digitised as well is just nasty.. I never liked the song but just like being reminded of the video..

249382  Mr. Whiskers: You cant say "doot" if theres no skeleton. Thats just science.

249390  Not A Bot: FINISH HER!

249384  barfolomew: They don't make "skin" crayons anymore, for exactly this reason.

249367  Air Biscuit: These 3d glasses are off somehow...

249389  sparename: Yes, the nanobots have increased the size of my red blood cells too.

249336  wolfpk: Connection to #249357

249361  wolfpk: *Temp workers

249387  sparenamelaptopdied: I hate to think what's at the other side..

249374  Zaxxoff: you think that's stealthy? wait till you find the hand dryer!

249375  wolfpk: Hint #249377

249378  wolfpk: @funny in the wall All the mogwai came from Gizmo. Mogwais are naturally evil, with a very few exceptions like Gizmo.

249385  Zaxxoff: lifehack #22

249387  Zaxxoff: everything they told me about marine biology is a lie!

249387  Side Boob: Dont fish near nuclear power plants (owned by Montgomery Burns).

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249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249333 dobbiesdoogs: @Amy Housewine more like pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249351 Telkwa: Too late for magikarp.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

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11. Warrax: 1963 points
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15. Bad Dad: 1622 points
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 square44: " get killing"
 Himesama: He read the script of The Witch.
 Shay: Now this is the story of how my life got flipped-turned upside down.
 San DoDo: Button stuc cos of overuse, halp
 Ukulelemike: Sorry, tht's a sheep, not a goat. A Jacob's Sheep.
 a robot: Is it a story about goats or by goats? Either way I'M IN
 Knice: @Peter Pantsless I'd listen to it. :-)
 Peter Pantsless: It's just a list of weird stuff he ate
 fanny: baaaaaaaa baaaa baaaaa ba ba! baaaaa baaaaaaaa ba. baaa baaaaaa ba ba baaa. BAAAAAAAAAA! baaaaaa baaaaa? baaaa baaaaaaaaa.
 Amy Housewine: Once upon a time, there was a goat. The end.
 ch: "So me and Jimmy were talking the other day and Jimmy's all like 'let's justs bite people's hands, like really chomp down' and I was all 'yeah, totally'"
 melted plastic: Isn't that the goat from jurassic park?
Image 131455   09-13-16   Uploaded by    edvard
Image 131454 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by The Bees. We'll pray for you, The Bees.
 Firm Buttocks: And there'll be a great rebirth
 sparename: I know they're dandelions... but that wasn't a film
 sparename: Dog Daisy Afternoon
Image 131453   09-13-16   Uploaded by    static xyz
 square44: @jochenau the trouble is this poor family can't afford a working pants dispenser
 bug: I first thought this was the work of David Thorne.
 guest: my name is maxwell and i only wear grey pants. this is a true thing about me. even jeans it's like, i'm not going to go around wearing blue pants. i'm not a clown. like, would you wear red pants?
 jochenau: Am I missing something, or is the color of a small child's pants seriously An Issue of Concern that Needs to be Addressed?
 ch: get those pants straightened out, dalton
 Scoo: Nobody read it, because it didn't concern anyone
Image 131452   09-13-16   Uploaded by    bigjim
 Phum Munts: Image needs flipping
 hurr: fez has grown up
 Agamemnon Triforce: It seems Disney has a few surprises for visiting Jews.
 DrinkMixMan: Beauty on the streets, beast in the sheets
 Penultimate Grunongo: In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston. Rawr.
 Otterman: No one persecutes random Jews like Gaston!
 SomeCanadian: @fenrisw01f Looks like Gaston has a ting for dudes in general
 fenrisw01f: So Gaston has a thing for Jew dudes?
Image 131451   09-13-16   Uploaded by    inthrees
 ShoKusogi: Call my lawyer! Call my insurance company!
 SomeCanadian: @A duck Same.
 A duck: Blargh I am dead
Image 131450   09-13-16   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
 midnightmosesuk: Yes please.
 A duck: If a bird looks up with an open mouth, will another bird shit in it?
 San DoDo: I dared him to shit in @Amy Housewine 's mouth, I thought he was bluffing..
 A duck: Pro tip: do not look up with an open mouth:…
 Amy Housewine: I da... OH BY GOD HE SHIT IN MY MOUTH
 5 Headed Snake God: I dare you.
 fink: And I will shit in your heart. Bring it.
Image 131449   09-13-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
 Niels Bohr: @fanny I think i first saw him in one of the spaghetti westerns he did, definitely a great actor.
 fanny: @Niels Bohr he was such a great actor, though. the craziness helped him I think :)
 itskando: The thing
 Niels Bohr: @fanny Klaus Kinski was bat shit crazy in real life too.
 Hosebag: Is this "fracking"? Because if it is, I can understand why people hate it.
 TurkeyVulture: Shackled to the grind.
 Butcherboy: hire local penguins! quit bringing in outside labor
 WaffleIron: God does portaging suck or what?
 fanny: Fitzcarraldo II: Into the Arctic
 Ratty: Me? I'm supervising in my grey supervisors jacket
 SunWukong: Who forgot to bring the sea?
 redmonkey3: Mabel was never again allowed to book the ladies group outings
 Scoo: Mush! Mush!
Image 131448   09-13-16   Uploaded by    antipatterns
 Wolfechu: @midnightmosesuk Well, damn, this is a cornucopia of puns
 Wolfechu: Owl-ple
 midnightmosesuk: It's an app-owl.
 XLY: Natural selfie
 jochenau: Owl seems very pleased.
 ch: seriously dude. DUDE.
 Scoo: Well owl be damned
Image 131447   09-13-16   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
 AverageJoe: all job and no play makes jack a dull boy
 San DoDo: Plz don't
 DrinkMixMan: What are you going to do, stab me?
 Peter Pantsless: And now I can't stop hearing the string part from Psycho
 ch: honey i got you some knives oh thank you i needed them
 A duck: Ugh. If you really wanted to surprise her, you'd get her a Cadillac El Dorado. The steak knives were the second-place prize. (Third place prize is you're fucking fired)
 redmonkey3: Juicy!
 Supermansbrother: Surprise, I made a steak.
 Amiga 1000: Make her show he O face. Her "Oh shit, I'm being stabbed" face
Image 131446   09-13-16   Uploaded by    Fiasco
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