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262473  dangerkeith3000: This would be a good part time job if you worked nights full time and needed a little extra cash.

262463  dangerkeith3000: This makes me laugh every time I see it.

262465  dangerkeith3000: Also EAT MOR CHICKN

262466  dangerkeith3000: What'll it be, Norm?

262471  Robespierre: It appears that "Red Rank Fascination" has run its course. Next...

262467  dangerkeith3000: Whoa whoa whoa! A little harsh my dudes.

262469  Robespierre: Original poster is just jealous

262468  dangerkeith3000: I wonder how Kit would feel knowing his likeness is on a dude's appendage. (quite a good likeness, it's a well done tat)

262466  Robespierre: So THIS is what "partying with the Kardashians" is all about.

262470  dangerkeith3000: Howard the Duck reboot looking A LOT better than the original.

262468  Butcherboy: Id like that Hawaiian shirt

262471  dangerkeith3000: What an ass.

262476  ignatz: Platypup

262447  fanny: aww, another kitty that looks like my famous did. thanks for the saddness, spaceship.

262478  ignatz: Spice is one helluva drug

262479  ignatz: Library not found

262469  skillet: Looks like one of those Geico more commercials

262457  fanny: fuck off, trumpillar!

262473  ignatz: Rules me out..

262468  Scoo: Hawaiian Snow

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262425 dangerkeith3000: This is the most awesome thing I will probably see today.

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262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

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262377 Side Boob: @Luft Cremombies I never said it wasn't necessary, now did I?

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262235 dangerkeith3000: @Shay lolol

262195 Science: @Rart Brongo: It's not your job to police the highway - if someone wants to go 150, get the hell out of their way and let them pass.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

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 Trungo Cremongus: " get killing"
 Deft Morpungo: He read the script of The Witch.
 Galm Flungus: Now this is the story of how my life got flipped-turned upside down.
 Mongo Grungus: Button stuc cos of overuse, halp
 Varbo Gruble: Sorry, tht's a sheep, not a goat. A Jacob's Sheep.
 Trerm Albombies: Is it a story about goats or by goats? Either way I'M IN
 Trongo Plemoble: @Peter Pantsless I'd listen to it. :-)
 Thang Flumoble: It's just a list of weird stuff he ate
 Thing Grunuble: baaaaaaaa baaaa baaaaa ba ba! baaaaa baaaaaaaa ba. baaa baaaaaa ba ba baaa. BAAAAAAAAAA! baaaaaa baaaaa? baaaa baaaaaaaaa.
 Jift Grunuble: Once upon a time, there was a goat. The end.
 Thampo Drumombies: "So me and Jimmy were talking the other day and Jimmy's all like 'let's justs bite people's hands, like really chomp down' and I was all 'yeah, totally'"
 Crirm Morpomple: Isn't that the goat from jurassic park?
Image 131455   09-13-16   Uploaded by    Hoft Bromple
Image 131454 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by The Bees. Boo, The Bees.
 Therb Plemombies: And there'll be a great rebirth
 Pirm Grupert: I know they're dandelions... but that wasn't a film
 Vuft Grunomple: Dog Daisy Afternoon
 Lempo Plemongus:
Image 131453   09-13-16   Uploaded by    Duple Morpombies
 Thold Albongo: @jochenau the trouble is this poor family can't afford a working pants dispenser
 Durt Grunupert: I first thought this was the work of David Thorne.
 Garm Grongus: my name is maxwell and i only wear grey pants. this is a true thing about me. even jeans it's like, i'm not going to go around wearing blue pants. i'm not a clown. like, would you wear red pants?
 Port Albuble: Am I missing something, or is the color of a small child's pants seriously An Issue of Concern that Needs to be Addressed?
 Lumpo Grunumple: get those pants straightened out, dalton
 Pople Dampungus: Nobody read it, because it didn't concern anyone
Image 131452   09-13-16   Uploaded by    Mungo Dampungus
 Tharb Plungus: Image needs flipping
 Puld Plemopert: fez has grown up
 Croft Brungus: It seems Disney has a few surprises for visiting Jews.
 Gengo Brupert: Beauty on the streets, beast in the sheets
 Rert Albuble: In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston. Rawr.
 Gorbo Cremongus: No one persecutes random Jews like Gaston!
 Joft Albuble: @fenrisw01f Looks like Gaston has a ting for dudes in general
 Laft Grunupert: So Gaston has a thing for Jew dudes?
Image 131451   09-13-16   Uploaded by    Muft Alboble
 Varb Rempumbies: Call my lawyer! Call my insurance company!
 Thart Plopert: @A duck Same.
 Fleng Cremombies: Blargh I am dead
Image 131450   09-13-16   Uploaded by    Flarm Grunupert
 Rump Flumbies: Yes please.
 Pulm Horpumple: If a bird looks up with an open mouth, will another bird shit in it?
 Thomp Flopert: I dared him to shit in @Amy Housewine 's mouth, I thought he was bluffing..
 Mompo Cremongo: Pro tip: do not look up with an open mouth:…
 Treld Brongus: I da... OH BY GOD HE SHIT IN MY MOUTH
 Deple Grunumple: I dare you.
 Vengo Flumungus: And I will shit in your heart. Bring it.
Image 131449   09-13-16   Uploaded by    Crurm Horpumple
 Gople Gromple: @fanny I think i first saw him in one of the spaghetti westerns he did, definitely a great actor.
 Pirb Alboble: @Niels Bohr he was such a great actor, though. the craziness helped him I think :)
 Lawn Rempoble: The thing
 Vimpo Grunongo: @fanny Klaus Kinski was bat shit crazy in real life too.
 Gift Plemumbies: Is this "fracking"? Because if it is, I can understand why people hate it.
 Lempo Dampupert: Shackled to the grind.
 Gompo Drumoble: hire local penguins! quit bringing in outside labor
 Diple Fluble: God does portaging suck or what?
 Flild Plemungo: Fitzcarraldo II: Into the Arctic
 Flumpo Morpongo: Me? I'm supervising in my grey supervisors jacket
 Leld Drumomple: Who forgot to bring the sea?
 Jemp Rempumple: Mabel was never again allowed to book the ladies group outings
 Thorbo Albongus: Mush! Mush!
Image 131448   09-13-16   Uploaded by    Hampo Horpomple
 Tromp Plemumple: @midnightmosesuk Well, damn, this is a cornucopia of puns
 Pift Plemomple: Owl-ple
 Perb Albumple: It's an app-owl.
 Crald Gropert: Natural selfie
 Mewn Plemombies: Owl seems very pleased.
 Trirb Pluble: seriously dude. DUDE.
 Lurb Plemumbies: Well owl be damned
Image 131447   09-13-16   Uploaded by    Frulm Grunoble
 Mown Brongus: all job and no play makes jack a dull boy
 Peld Drumoble: Plz don't
 Mango Grumbies: What are you going to do, stab me?
 Duld Grunungus: And now I can't stop hearing the string part from Psycho
 Buwn Rempuble: honey i got you some knives oh thank you i needed them
 Borb Horpoble: Ugh. If you really wanted to surprise her, you'd get her a Cadillac El Dorado. The steak knives were the second-place prize. (Third place prize is you're fucking fired)
 Damp Flumongo: Juicy!
 Mampo Cremupert: Surprise, I made a steak.
 Trompo Dampopert: Make her show he O face. Her "Oh shit, I'm being stabbed" face
Image 131446   09-13-16   Uploaded by    Mango Rempumbies
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