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253971  White Rice: False. Fact: you can't get sick if you're dead.

253985  White Rice: @Sadbot @barfolomew people seem to think Star Wars was ever not campy & goofy, but that's a recent event (and only really in rogue one, which still had some humor tossed in with the war movie set in space). I also liked it, and am looking forward to everything else thats in the works (and even though the movie was less "origin" and more "here's a crazy thing that happened" Solo was alright)

253964  Scoo: Buckle up, Buttercup!

253968  Scoo: We need to talk about @Kevin II

253973  Scoo: Whert, whert in the Bert

253979  Scoo: Fuck off, Cis-th Lord!

253986  Scoo: Boop!

253987  Scoo: No, but I've left it on the top of my car and driven off...

253990  Scoo: Timely!

253992  Scoo: Well owl be damned

253961  tib gubb: this sign is positively spectacular

253971  tib gubb: no, no... without proof, that's an opinion

253973  tib gubb: lol-worthy

253978  tib gubb: statistics don't lie

253983  tib gubb: the cat is in charge, the soldier is just hired muscle

253985  Sadbot: @barfolomew I enjoyed it also. High five for not letting nostalgia create unrealistic expectations!

253969  Not A Bot: the cat not named Mint Rose. Pretty sure the cat's name is Mint Rose and the soap would smell as fishy as the packaging looks.

253988  sparename: "What do David Beckham and Ferrero Rocher have in common?" .. "They both come in posh boxes..."

253996  OldKentuckyShark: Oohhh, poor thing

253984  Sadbot: That is a belief, of sorts.

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253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

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253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

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 carpwoman: Reminds me I haven't gotten my 6 year AA medallion yet.
 Quackzy: Dad is trying to enjoy a cup of video
 jochenau: @Peter Pantsless The magic tea ball never lies!
 Peter Pantsless: @jochenau @Fiasco judging by the current score, I'd say you're right
 jochenau: outlook not so good
 ignatz: illuminatea
Image 131177   09-12-16   Uploaded by    celtic
 carpwoman: @SomeCanadian - I did. It worked.
 betamax: woooooo @1979
 1979: "The cloning program?" the Director coughed, feigning ignorance, as he shuffled the relevant paperwork away. "Uh, no idea how things are going down there... probably good right? I mean, how hard can cloning be ha ha right?"
 Niels Bohr: Yid is acceptable, which doesn't really make sense.
 Trick Question: Okay
 mrwiffler: Said Joseph Goebbels
 ModelTRex: Proper noun, innit?
 appealus: Goodbye Jews!
 SomeCanadian: Play something better. Like DILDOS.
 midnightmosesuk: Fascists!
 whiplash: Why not? Use it in a sentence? "I had a big glass of orange jews for breakfast this morning."
 ArchStanton: It is a legal word in Scrabble tournaments though.
 ignatz: Caitalized, fair enough..
Image 131176   09-12-16   Uploaded by    SaltLick
 mrwiffler: har har...oh fuck I accidentally radded the fucking thing...
 a sedated moose: @Fiasco you should be off pudding.
 Fiasco: Don't say that. That's off-putting.
Image 131175   09-12-16   Uploaded by    trepanation
Image 131174 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by rory. Boo, rory.
 Peter Pantsless: Bound to happen
Image 131173   09-12-16   Uploaded by    lionstrong
 arctic fox: Noooope nope nope nope
 Niels Bohr: @Trick Question you'll wish you had Yoshi when you don't jump far enough and could have jumped off him to get the extra distance.
 Trick Question: I'd rather have regular Green Yoshi. These new White Yoshis are freaking me out.
 DarkTeddy: Screenshot of an imessage which was a screenshot.
 crudites: @jochenau Dammit...
 crudites: 2 kilometers away doesn't seem far enough.
 petepuma: @p-niiice It's not water, it's gelatin
 Fiasco: @p-niiice You noticing that detail makes it considerably worse.
 jochenau: I don't know how many miles that is but it's not enough.
 p-niiice: jesus, he laid there until the water was absolutely still. fuck all that.
 a sedated moose: "Piggle Giggle" is my new dancing name.
 whiplash: Chairman Mao's skin-care secret: submerge yourself in vinegar each night.
 midnightmosesuk: Someone needs to throw an electric heater in there with him, quickly, before he hurts someone.
 tib gubb: i didn't plan on sleeping tonight anyways
 VoR: @VoR or pickled
 VoR: He Ded
Image 131172   09-12-16   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
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It was uploaded by McBomalds. Boo, McBomalds.
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It was uploaded by tacticaljay. We'll pray for you, tacticaljay.
Image 131169 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Uncle Larry. We'll pray for you, Uncle Larry.
 cj22: This is just grizzly. A real Kodiak moment
 SpaceCow: "Damn it Ethel, your anti-aging potion didn't work proportionately!"
 willowsprite: Are their faces swapped? Wondering why the older one has the chubbier cheeks.
 jochenau: I'm not sure I see the point of the giant face-bashing bar, it seems like a safety hazard.
 annterland: Let's say terrible things about little kids
 Mr. Shine: @midnightmosesuk Midget is an inflammatory word, I think we're supposed to call them elves now.
 Borkf: @crudites The one on the left looks like Susan Boyle, so Scottish maybe?
 midnightmosesuk: Jesus, those kids look like 40 year old midgets.
 crudites: These are British babies, aren't they?
 a robot: Sorry your kids are so unfortunate-looking.
 luxuslurch: ewwww
 ignatz: Destined for politics?
Image 131168   09-12-16   Uploaded by    reagan
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