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268830  grizzly: For the glory of Satan, of course!

268838  Not A Bot: Cat does not look happy with that description, but is taking it in stride.

268837  Felicity: Reminds me of that summer I was so poor all I had to eat in the kitchen was cake decorations that looked like these

268795  a robot: @hajjpodge Ms. Kitty sounds awesome :3 My cat will also play fetch sometimes and it's great

39317  WannaBee: Return #268836

268836  WannaBee: Is this #39317?

268824  Felicity: Remember Mac evangelism?

268831  Felicity: I'm in the black lodge...with...dog...Cooper

268822  a robot: *causes traffic accident waving at Wolfie*

268833  Felicity: What

268826  a robot: Subversive cross stitch! I have this book

268830  a robot: Doesn't matter, got petted

268833  a robot: Yahoo Serious Film Festival

268747  a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268830  Sage: He just looks so proud of himself.

268784  Dreforian: Every rose has its brown mustard

268785  Dreforian: "I believe you have my stapler"

268829  square44: toblekorne

268822  BavidDowie: checks out

268828  bug: I hope you choose to dance with a strap-on.

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268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity



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11. frenk: 1499 points
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14. Sydney: 1389 points
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Score:
302
 
 SpaceCow: "I still don't think I'm carry on sized."
 whiplash: Pet Burka: dogs love it!
 redmonkey3: First glance - party goer with Super Excellent green hair passed out on floor; second glance / zoom...mucho menos interesante.
Image 131149   09-12-16   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
467
 
 Mr. Shine: Mitch Hedberg had a great joke about a frog in a jar, but I can't be bothered to type the whole thing out. It was pretty good, though. Ya'll would have enjoyed it.
 redmonkey3: Nice One!
 Teechur: How can I feel so trapped in such a happy place?
Image 131148   09-12-16   Uploaded by    RinRin
Score:
335
 
 petepuma: We're gonna need some more FBI guys
 Science: Nakatomi Nakatomi Nakatomi
 Fett4life: Now Godamnit, NOW!!!
 crudites: Gozer the Gozerian, good evening. As a duly designated representative of the city, county, and state of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.
 Borkf: 12/24 Never forget
 Frank herbert: @Darkasnoon i want to see the tv version of scarface
 Cami: The penthouse party has gotten to the point they're lighting off blue angels.
 Darkasnoon: @Winterneuro Yippee Ki Yay FALCON (as the tv edit actually goes)
 Winterneuro: Yippee Ki Yay fother mucker
Image 131147   09-11-16   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
475
 
 SpaceCow: He's the guy who's the talk of the town.
 ShoKusogi: You're sniffling too much. If you don't blow your nose, I will.
 TFChicken: Boop!
 AverageJoe: @fumbduck Rad for Terence Hill
 A duck: "Here, lemme get that booger for you."
 Cami: I love their buddy movie but the Trinity westerns are the best.
 fumbduck: Rad for Bud Spencer
 Back Door Dan: Nasal aspiration in the Old West.
 Skinr: Go ahead. Make my day. Just a Saturday, even.
Image 131146   09-11-16   Uploaded by    John Singapore
Score:
700
 
 Soviette: No.
 Trick Question: Why does this have a score of 489? Anybody?
 bigbison: I'm cool with this because it doesn't stop traffic for 10 minutes during workday rush hour..
 Fett4life: @hex0 nope.
 eradicator: what the shit
 Darkasnoon: Just late, still rad
 redmonkey3: Marinara sauce can't melt steel beams!
 Skinr: won't the real al-Qaeda please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?
Image 131145   09-11-16   Uploaded by    hex0
Score:
285
 
 Gomi Day: no case mounted key lock or turbo button. this is a modern computer.
 a sedated moose: I remember these ads, they used to have them on the back of Computer Gaming World. Back when people used to read magazines about computers and computer shit.
 Warrax: Currently 15 years in to a 25 to life sentence. And it's for what she did to her friends, not her enemies.
 Darkasnoon: So this is advertisers predicting We'd all become loners on PC's, good call advertisers
 PrimeValkyrie: Archie & Edith Bunker: "Those were the dayyyyyyyyyyys!"
 Xeno: Used to overclock my 10 MHz 286 to 11 MHz.
 Slowpoke: ... for all of 2 seconds when your computer becomes obsolete.
Image 131144   09-11-16   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Score:
634
 
 Ukulelemike: It's the Pupper Picker-Upper!
 a robot: I have the lab results here in this briefcase.
 duckfarts: @PrimeValkyrie eh, it's a living
 PrimeValkyrie: The dignity seeps out of his eyes, replaced only with empty shame. Poor pooch.
 Mexico: The Portable Pupper is there for all of your pupper-related needs. Need someone to watch your house? Portable Pupper has your back! Bessie won't come home? Portable Pupper to the rescue! Want some cuddles? Portable Pupper is there for you! Buy a Portable Pupper today and get a bonus Portable Pupper for the same price! Don't wait! Call now!
 LogicKitty: The new portable pupper
Image 131143   09-11-16   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
Score:
695
 
 SpaceCow: "Don't be a sour puss, take a selfie with me!"
 tib gubb: they have a good dynamic
 a sedated moose: Auto-rad for happy pitbull.
 AverageJoe: We all have "that" friend... and if you don't, you are "that" friend
 Himesama: @LogicKitty My baby daddy has OCD so pets are too unpredictable and dirty for his routines. He really likes animals too but from a distance.
 redmonkey3: "awww, c'mon Bob, smile" - "i AM smiling Bruce"
 Cami: The clown/straight guy comedy duo is as old as the hills.
 LogicKitty: @Himesama I feel your pain. My new place doesn't allow pets either :(
Image 131142   09-11-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
448
 
 petepuma: the mid-70's were a weird time for Hall and Oates
 hex0: We all have hobbies
 whiplash: 10 seconds later: "OK Bruce, release the parrot!" BLAM!
 duckfarts: @Air Biscuit voom
 Air Biscuit: Dont be fooled, thats a trained and deadly attack parrot.
 Wet farts: I don't think I've ever seen a scope mounted on the gas tube of an AK
 SoyUnPerdedor: Is the scope for sniper bayoneting?
 underwear: Relationship goals.
 originaluser: @a sedated moose Polly wanna crackpipe?
 a sedated moose: "Idunno, seemed like a good idea at the time? There was a lotta cocaine around back then."
Image 131141   09-11-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
235
 
 redmonkey3: also - want to see related diagram for "throwing poo"
 redmonkey3: Yay Mud!
Image 131140   09-11-16   Uploaded by    Horatio
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