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273699  tib gubb: "a... a... anime was a mistake..."

273675  weed poop: Never thought that the call center guy was also simultaneously driving a cab

273696  some guy : Meowlbert Einstein

273685  sir toke a lot: I'ma cut you puppymonkeybaby

273690  hajjpodge: Suddenly I have a favorite store.

273687  WTF: Mr. Freeze finally got him.

273691  Greifer: OVLOV i get it whuahaha

273686  sparename: "That's an incredible story." said the priest. "Is there no way of reversing this spell that the witch has cast upon you?." "Yes" said the frog, "It is said, that if a nice kind person would pick me up, take me home and give me food & warmth, with a good nights sleep I would wake up a boy once again." "Today's your lucky day!" said the priest, and picked up the frog and took him home. The priest gave the frog lots of food, placed him by the fire and at bedtime put the frog on the pillow beside him. When the priest awoke, he saw the 11-year-old Choirboy beside him in bed. And that my lord is the case for the Defense....

273693  Sage: @dobbiesdoogs Poirot keeps his moustaches expertly trimmed and groomed, thank you very much!

273686  sparename: One fine sunny morning, a priest took a walk in the local forest. He had been walking by the small stream when he noticed a sad, sad looking frog sitting on a toadstool. "What's wrong with you?" said the priest. "Well," said the frog, "the reason I am so sad on this fine day is because I wasn't always a frog." "Really!" said the priest. "Can you explain?" "Once upon a time I was an 11 year old Choir boy at the local church. I too was walking through this forest when I was confronted by the wicked witch of the forest. 'Let me pass!' I yelled, but to no avail. She called me a cheeky little boy and with a flash of her wand, turned me into this frog you see before you."..

273695  Mr. Butt: PEPPA IS LIFE.

273702  betamax: He looks slightly moist

273691  SuedeOxford: @ignatz BTCC fan

273687  fanny: I'm sad at myself for having to read this three times to get it :(

273693  dobbiesdoogs: her-cule poirot

273695  sparename: At least it includes the "puzzle" when not describing the woodworking tool

273683  dobbiesdoogs: modern fairy tales are depressing

273670  Not A Bot: Awesome to always have some warm brandy at the ready on cold winter nights.

273680  Prostata: @WannaBee NO REGERTS!

273684  Teechur: And if you hit the trunk release twice, it re-boots.

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273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273336 Side Boob: @Mr. Butt Hahaha! That was the best laugh Ive had in weeks.

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273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

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273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

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273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273555 tib gubb: I do love me some hot wheelz

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 Bonecollector: "Hang in there!"
 petepuma: thinkin about thos bats
 whiplash: "Should I? Should I? I should!"
 fatman: got another one in the sticky traps..
 AverageJoe: You just had to give him some motivation
 duckfarts: land fishing
 Wet farts: Cats are unts
 a sedated moose: Life finds a way.
Image 131127   09-11-16   Uploaded by    fanny
 Jalamunch Totorito: ummmmmm @WTF
 scribbs: Standard playing-with-balls joke here.
 SpaceCow: If you insist...(opens new tab)
 duckfarts: I GOT IT I GOT IT OK JEEZ
 Warrax: One of these men is lying.
 WTF: Is it a foul if they use their hands?
 SomeCanadian: It's not usually a team sport, but whatever man
Image 131126   09-11-16   Uploaded by    gggina
 scribbs: @Korrok Going by the name "Nick Soapdish."
 ShoKusogi: Hasn't anybody told the Tick that spooning aften leads to forking?
 petepuma: GOOD BOY, SPEAK
 Science: Rad for this image, Bad for the Amazon Pilot.
 Korrok: @LogicKitty @a robot He's gonna be the new head of the Secret Service.
 Air Biscuit: "Going sane in a crazy world"
 LogicKitty: @a robot Can they be running mates? I will absolutely vote for Korrok/Tick 2016
 a robot: The Tick 2016! The second best choice after @Korrok
 sparename: Neo denies you
Image 131125   09-11-16   Uploaded by    scribbs
 donhomero: @Mr. Shine Because I'm a trendsetter!
 smusher: galopagos strawberry massacre
 XLY: Carnage incarnate, O the humanity!
 sparename: Strawberry Shortoise
Image 131124   09-11-16   Uploaded by    Horatio
 grizzly: Protect ya neck!
 Whatever: Do you suppose giraffes get sore throats?
 hex0: I'm not going to fuck with this giraffe.
 shark: G.R.E.A.M.
 sparename: Stan is trying to get the brandy
Image 131123   09-11-16   Uploaded by    runny999
 Quackzy: Twitter the comic, at VectorBelly. Dialogue taken directly from a tweet. With character restraints, you can't waste your time with apostrophes or silent e's
 Ulillillia: @AstoriaBum Jinx
 AstoriaBum: You're
 XLY: I literally can't believe this is a thing
 Ulillillia: You're*
 sparename: My literally hasn't got an obsession
Image 131122   09-11-16   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
 redmonkey3: @Nope - of course it was nice... it was Canada.
 Nope: See target stores in Canada got shut down due to logistical issues (taking over roughly 120 stores without out a proper logistical chain left empty shelves and inconsistent product offerings) they decided to shut down. Everyone kinda felt bad for them so although this sign seems jerkish it was nice at the time.
Image 131121   09-11-16   Uploaded by    professorpig
 Korrok: @Borkf Sure, why not?
 Borkf: @Korrok Campaign slogan?
 Horp Lello: so a war on cars should be fairly quick?
 Korrok: If death is so certain, does it really matter when or why?
 Borkf: Just had a horrid thought: If self driving cars become ubiquitous in the coming years, traffic accidents will fall to effectively zero and the population will start growing more quickly.
 redmonkey3: @sparename - welll "On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone falls to Zero."
 Air Biscuit: How likely is it if vending machines become terrorists?
 duckfarts: @Nope good god
 Horatio: @AdaMan grunt no read gud. Bangbang betterer.
 AdaMan: Also infanteers cant spell unless
 AdaMan: Unpess you're in the infantry
 PrimeValkyrie: Illuminati confirmed.
 sparename: I blame Edward Norton
 square44: like sticky gas pedals? yep. Takata airbags? totally a terror cell behind those.
 square44: al-Qaeda is behind all the fatal car defects you keep hearing about
 Nope: War HUH what is it good for statistically nothing!
Image 131120   09-11-16   Uploaded by    scribbs
 whiplash: Plumber: "We figured out what was clogging your pipe, sir."
 foreversmug: Hey! look what I found #78863 .....someones fetish?
 Borkf: This is very accurate if they were going for the logo of my local brewery: see above, it won't allow percent signs in URLs and switcherinos on editing
 LogicKitty: @PrimeValkyrie Taxidery has a lot of D students
 a robot: @Niels Bohr I'm strangely glad to know that the Spaceship still assigns bizarre random names to unregistered users :)
 Niels Bohr: @Theft Dampombies whoops, forgot to log in.
 Theft Dampombies: this is why the number of significant digits is so important when rounding.
 PrimeValkyrie: Even taxidermy has its D students.
 sparename: Roundabout Zoo
 a robot: I am become long foxxo
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 Thyming: What the world looks like when you dig your way to China.
 electrode: Shit's upside-down, yo
 Niels Bohr: the can am spyder in its natural habitat.
 sparename: " # Things fall into place, You got the joke, Fall into place # "
 Nope: Fucking Australians
 Derp Herpigan: A unique perspective on life, to be sure.
Image 131118   09-11-16   Uploaded by    EH
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