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257606  Knice: *hits This is BAD*

257583  Shay: At least there's one benefit to live in NY.

257483  Science: @hajjpodge: You do realize that people of all races sag their pants, right? I don't care what color, creed, or religion you are, I don't want to see your ass while I'm trying to eat a meal.

257516  Science: Well, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one / It's a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister) / Yeah, all the girls and homeboys / Playin' Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister!) / Spin the spinner and call the shot / Twister ties you up in a knot

257609  rachel: Also, just wanted to mention that Mike did an amazing job. He gave that kid the works! Hot lather, full face shave, aftershave, and a hot towel treatment, as well as the back massage that comes with every shave!

257597  Shay: "Wait, this tastes funny. Oh crap, it's poison ivy."

257545  Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257561  Science: @Fiveninety: Some clocks are secured to the wall.

257487  bubbles: @Side Boob huh?

257598  WTF: "Your dog's bark sounds a little off." "Yeah, today he's a little hoarse."

257599  Knice: That's nice, dear.

257598  Teechur: Bye bye, Lil' Sebastian....

257442  Teechur: There should be a moooon orbiting her.

257586  Teechur: I hope you find your Dad, Buddy. Thanks, Mr. Narwhal.

257592  Teechur: A little Viagra and he should be up in no time.

257593  Teechur: Oh hai!

257597  Bohab: Bun-bun?

257574  WTF: I didn't think it possible but Melania looks even trashier.

257536  Side Boob: @Mr. Shine MUHAHAHAHA! *tents fingers evilly*

257545  Side Boob: Before joining Starfleet, Montgomery Scott was a cop.

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257326 Not A Bot: So instead of smothering my victims with their pillow, I can just shoot them with their freedom blanket

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

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257558 Spazstatic: @a sedated moose thank goodness. Enjoy your vacation and drunkenness!

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257513 MasterTwig: People like this are 10 times more obnoxious than any so called "jocks".

257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257545 Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.



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 AdaMan: Despite all my rage I'm still just a bobcat in a cage
 sparename: releasing Bobcats back to the wild
Image 131117   09-11-16   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
522
 
 VoR: And squeezing it out the nips of other species isn't as disgusting? Weird considering getting from people is often seen as disgusting? This place makes me laugh. Long live friendly spaceship.
 duckfarts: well, it's not gonna regurgitate itself
 dobbiesdoogs: god bless you milkman bob
 ModelTRex: Could be worse.
 jochenau: This is also how mothers feed their babies.
 scribbs: justbulimiajobs . jpg
Image 131116   09-11-16   Uploaded by    Horatio
Score:
530
 
 petepuma: You have been randomly selected for security screening
 Skaalar: I just gotta be me
 VoR: Minorities.jpg
 Cami: Buffet dining.
 willowsprite: All around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces...
 willowsprite: How tall people feel
 frenchrevolution: Day 74: They still don't see-l me.
 Derp Herpigan: Your first day in a new school and you be like
Image 131115   09-11-16   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
334
 
 Skaalar: @hex0 Dicks out!!
 hex0: Harambe?
 VoR: BANANA!
 dorian: Fumito Ueda made sure everyone understood that killing the colossus was wrong in the sequel
 mission2mars: Worst e-harmony blind date ever.
 Yttermayn : Damnit Aggrogator!
 Yttermayn : Jesus Christ, quit playing with your apple!
 PrimeValkyrie: There's a line of 2,000 people just out of the frame who are waiting to prostrate themselves before this.
 Ulillillia: This is bananas
 Red: ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)
Image 131114   09-11-16   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
352
 
 VoR: BANANA!
 Horatio: Kayak for scale
 Mr. Whiskers: Awesome terrible carpet
 Dominus Umbrae: Is that an evil blue meanie next to the Elephant?
 sparename: Jeremy Hillary Boob
Image 131113   09-11-16   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
331
 
 werterland: Did the pumps and store remain close following the 29th, or did their relationship begin to fall apart after that?
 Knice: *upgrayedd
 Derp Herpigan: You're close. Too close. Back off.
 fanny: we's gonna add that spelchek
Image 131112   09-11-16   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
Score:
657
 
 5 Headed Snake God: This is not very timely, but I'll Rad it for Shel Silverstein anyway.
 DrinkMixMan: Is October already here?
 Niels Bohr: uncle shelby gets an autorad.
 frenchrevolution: All the decorations are up! Now there's just one more thing to hang
 guest: correct me if i'm wrong but nobody was celebrating christmas in the silverstein household
 Knice: ...except on the Spaceship.
 sparename: " # No-one's knockin' at the do-or, Nobody's ringin' the bell # "
Image 131111   09-11-16   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
525
 
 whiplash: RAD for Carleton.
 Starky15: She's like... Do the dance, do the dance.. He's like .. Crazy bitch, get offa me
Image 131110   09-11-16   Uploaded by    claphands
Score:
293
 
 wakkawakka: this... is this a homestuck reference?
 Skaalar: Fuck yes, I remember dunk-a-roos. Easily the best snack on the market with a kangaroo mascot.
 hex0: Brb gotta get fat from Dunk-a-roos
 underwear: My weekly grocery list. I like to stick to the staples.
 Headoftheclass: The drones are the healthiest things on the list.
 Red: capitalism
 ThoughtlessGentleman: One of these things is not like the others.
 Jaunty Shrimp: I could live off tuna helper
Image 131109   09-11-16   Uploaded by    EH
Score:
414
 
 petepuma: Violet Horsegard
 duckfarts: i'm sorry wilbur, i was so hungry
 Slowpoke: Rollin' Wild!
 Kim: Kevin Smith's Tusk sequel looking mediocre
 willowsprite: @fanny well, Veruca Salt was the one who had a horse...she also had everything else...
 Niels Bohr: dead livestock will bloat in the sun until they eventually explode.
 XLY: I could live off hamburger helper
 a robot: @Shay This is the Internet, so I'm 1000% sure it is.
 Ulillillia: Real girlfriends have curves
 fanny: @guest ah yes, violet you're turning violet, violet! how could I forget!
 guest: @fanny i think violet is the one who becomes blown up
 Shay: This seems like someone's horrible fetish.
 blargruck: Viva Piata!
 Jaunty Shrimp: @fanny I've got a hankerin' for a snozzbery gobstoppper
 fanny: is Veruca Salt a horse?
Image 131108   09-11-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
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