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233231  ignatz: Dyou think I've blown my chances of winning?

233194  mexican: HEY! KEEP IT DOWN OUT THERE! SOME OF US HAVE TO WORK IN THE MORNING!

233218  ignatz: Welp, you might as well run with it..

233203  mexican: Rude.

233225  Not A Bot: weakest gun show ever

233206  a robot: *sung to the tune of Bow Wow Wow's 'I Want Candy'* I HATE CHRISTMAS

233220  Shay: I don't know what's more confusing: the cutout anime guy or being served a tin bowl of Jiffy Pop for dinner.

233217  a robot: @Peter Pantsless Yay, you're purple again! :D

233195  kornisjon: Morbid sense of humour detected, which is rad!

233149  piratepom: Rad for this @Captain Marsupial!

233203  ignatz: #140975

233219  Derp Herpigan: BAD for Alexisyd.

233217  Peter Pantsless: "Aren't you going to frisk me?" "Sir, you're not under arrest." "...can you do it anyway?"

233217  GoGo Robotto: Police Stripper Squad

233212  kornisjon: If that's for one brownie, I do expect them to be 4:20 related.

233175  trelyate: just because you can doesn't mean you should

233217  Ulillillia: Eins, zwei,

233179  trelyate: this isn't Narnia...

233181  Ulillillia: We miss you in the Senate, doggo

233203  NoRagrets: Apparently Im too colorblind to read this.

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3. Teechur
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9. carpwoman
10. Yurishiro



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233032 zrj235: i invented one recently called KUNG FU KITCHEN. 523 bonus points if you can guess how to play.

233103 Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE youtube.com/…

233166 Mr. Whiskers: Hep the titis

233068 Mr. Shine: @Teechur Version 2: Famous actor Henry Fonda was having health problems, so he went to his doctor, who diagnosed him with dilated cardiomyopathy, that is, an enlarged heart, when the chambers become too weak to properly pump blood. After questioning him about his habits, upon finding out Mr. Fonda enjoyed drinking absinthe in the evenings after dinner, the doctor angrily demanded he stop immediately. When the great actor asked why that mattered, the doctor looked at him and said "EVERBODY knows, absinthe makes the heart grow, Fonda."

233055 Mr Bleak: Boaty McBoat ... waddya mean, it's been done?

233022 glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233067 ping: @copunter Not a position I would want or be any good at. Am very content standing on the shore, throwing pebbles in, and watching the ripples spread. Thanks, though.

233072 sparename: Mannequinned Mission to Mars

233185 Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233157 Scoo: @Felicity Appears to just be a broken alias to ResEdit; it's not rocking the awesome Mac-in-the-Box icon



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ping uploaded 232800 (1282 points)
ping uploaded 233067 (1275 points)
phil uploaded 233036 (1248 points)
PlzPlzMe uploaded 232775 (1240 points)
Peter Pantsless uploaded 233103 (1144 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 232767 (1138 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232888 (1119 points)
rubix1924 uploaded 232740 (1066 points)
KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 232766 (1052 points)
au bon pain uploaded 233034 (1030 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1019 points)
Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1002 points)
grizzly uploaded 233074 (998 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232705 (987 points)


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 2. Yurishiro: 7772 points
 3. ping: 6690 points
 4. Peter Pantsless: 4996 points
 5. HatStand: 3568 points
 6. E. HONDA: 3400 points
 7. Mr. Shine: 3184 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2721 points
 9. Side Boob: 2258 points
10. barfolomew: 2147 points
11. Annoying Vegan : 2105 points
12. topcity: 2067 points
13. Bagels: 2013 points
14. fanny: 1917 points
15. frankie: 1910 points
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Score:
302
 
 HighCactus: Agreed @Knice
 Shay: @Fishy Actually that was from The Chris Rock Show.
 msmstud: Remembering the SNL commercial, "Ni---- Please".
 Fishy: I miss Chapelle show.
 Noremak: "Fuck off."
 Scoo: Chappelle's Show did it better
 Donut: This. *holds up box* It's actually quite tasty. Do you want a bowl?
 Sadbot: Growing up and absorbing baby boomer "comedy" like this, I came to the conclusion that nobody from that generation had a happy marriage
 Knice: By being unobservant? Or by having a nicer rack than your wife?
Image 130401   09-08-16   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
Image 130400 is unbelievably bad (score -16) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by east bay. Your image was bad, east bay.
Score:
1180
 
 Korrok: Coooooooool!
 Flirb Dampumple: FORE!!!
 Sadbot: SETI instructions unclear, moon now stuck in dish
 Firm Buttocks: TV-am copyright 1983
 a sedated moose: SUPER BALL-IN-A-CUP
 tamarindo: Brought a dish of cheese big enough for everyone at this here party.
 Knice: Oh shit, Moon is looking at our texting history. We're going to have some tough questions to answer
Image 130399   09-08-16   Uploaded by    5 Headed Snake God
Image 130398 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Soviette. You have brought shame on us, Soviette.
Score:
588
 
 Bert Bertbert: Meat me in my dreams
 Murdertaco: Confirmed real.
 cmd: Odin Quincanon's summer home
 flatluigi: I'm more of a Noh buff myself.
 hearsegirl: think of the mosquitos...
 SomeCanadian: This is what unsustainable food and argicultural subsidies gets you.
 Side Boob: Where is this magical land?
 Donut: Bay of Processed Pigs
 dorian: Privileged kids, now bandwagon jumpers
 Supermansbrother: The chop suey meat holding up the hams looks unstable.
 duckfarts: breakfast is gonna be of epic proportions
 Otterman: Meatzilla
 fumbduck: I never dreamed that I'd meat somebody like you
 sparename: That lake isn't wine
Image 130397   09-08-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
435
 
 willowsprite: Letting your kid get that fat is abusive and setting them up for major health problems in the future.
 hearsegirl: drove 3 extra blocks to give him some exercise
 pastme: Hey Kid.. get off my rug!
 petepuma: size 62 waist
 jochenau: "Crap, Bobby's coming, get the towel!"
 NoRagrets: We're all on a watchlist now.
 rennis938: Dare to dream
 fanny: should we be looking at this? I don't think we should be looking at this.
 Turts: Well his mom is smart enough to not let him ruin his clothes at least
 Side Boob: Follow your dreams. You can reach your goals. I'm living proof. Beefcake. BEEFCAKE!!!
 San DoDo: I ragret nothing
 harpooneer: @a sedated moose Christ I hope so.
 duckfarts: Good Humor, Bad Diet
 a sedated moose: Does that kid have a sweet mullet?
 Firm Buttocks: The Good Humor man he sees everything like this
 rennis938: Dare to dream
 WTF: Now there's a frood who really knows where his towel is!
 Knice: Exhibit B.
Image 130396   09-08-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
376
 
 Snix: This is why I wont go anywhere near the ocean. NOPE NOPE NOPE
 a robot: I know an orca isn't that likely to kill me, but I still find them (and this picture) terrifying
 Teh Simpson: Best use of a 3-D printer ever.
Image 130395   09-08-16   Uploaded by    willowsprite
Score:
316
 
 willowsprite: @Scoo why is that amazing?
 jochenau: @Skaalar The youngest will be in his teens when they finally finish the game.
 Skaalar: Some people just like to dress up for their games of Civilization.
 Butcherboy: @Nothing thanks for calling that. Made the group costume make sense
 Nothing: Where are Bill and Ted?
 Scoo: @Scoo Unless the one on the right is Joan of Arc, I suppose
 Scoo: 4 kids and none of you are dressed as anyone religious. Amazing.
Image 130394   09-08-16   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
436
 
 San DoDo: They do say that
 Flirb Dampumple: I liked Puddy as The Tick
 Scoo: One engorges a man, fills him with fiery passion and unstoppable urges, and the other one's love
 Sadbot: @tamarindo I second this recommendation. Also, Serafinowicz is the Tick on Amazon's new series, and he is surprisingly good in that role
 Amy Housewine: No hard feelings.
 tamarindo: Spaced! Great show, two 6-episode seasons. The guy on top is Peter Serafinowicz who voiced Darth Maul and is now The Tick on Amazon. Future Star Trek Scotty, Simon Pegg is on the bottom.
Image 130393   09-08-16   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Score:
240
 
 trelyate: So this is what Peyton is up to now that he's retired.
 Micro Jackson: We're a happy family
 SomeCanadian: @Off Topic The horning process was especially difficult.
 Off Topic: Mascot's childhood years
 Rorel: Foster's Home of Imaginary Pets?
Image 130392   09-08-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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