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249660  tib gubb: so if you're wondering how pooping is handled on the side of a sheer mountain face, here you go

249709  OldKentuckyShark: General Tarkin!

249693  GoGo Robotto: I want a giant and gentle DOG as companion!!!

249696  GoGo Robotto: @Joseph Stupid sexy fucking miata...

249700  grizzly: Likely story! Get a job, you bum!

249689  GoGo Robotto: Just looked it up, yes it's a dwarven planet. In Illinois it's a real planet, though.

249696  Joseph: Now I want to know what happened to that miata

249697  Joseph: This fish is not happy

249698  Air Biscuit: "I aint no scrub! Im on the drivers side of my best friends ride!"

249698  Joseph: This dog is happy

249699  Joseph: This cat is happy

249673  Joseph: This saves the planet, but kills my will to live.

249697  grizzly: Death from above.

249692  Air Biscuit: "E ust umped n ere by mselff. I shwere"

249675  sparename: It's the time of year to play Secret Sanitation

249695  well duh: Squompas

249696  FabricMan: Somewhere, the Emperor is cackling

249696  Shay: Here honey, drink some more Haterade.

224598  Air Biscuit: @ignatz themilkshake IS the salad.

249686  Not A Bot: Problem, officer?

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249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249635 Vinochet: no left turns in Albania

249591 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.

249660 Lunimeow: Oh man... I really need my anxiety companion honey badger now...

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249643 Shay: What's Eating Gilbert's Grape?

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249608 Prostata: BRB...



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Score:
302
 
 HighCactus: Agreed @Knice
 Shay: @Fishy Actually that was from The Chris Rock Show.
 msmstud: Remembering the SNL commercial, "Ni---- Please".
 Fishy: I miss Chapelle show.
 Noremak: "Fuck off."
 Scoo: Chappelle's Show did it better
 Donut: This. *holds up box* It's actually quite tasty. Do you want a bowl?
 Sadbot: Growing up and absorbing baby boomer "comedy" like this, I came to the conclusion that nobody from that generation had a happy marriage
 Knice: By being unobservant? Or by having a nicer rack than your wife?
Image 130401   09-08-16   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
Image 130400 is unbelievably bad (score -16) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by east bay. You have brought shame on us, east bay.
Score:
1180
 
 Korrok: Coooooooool!
 Flirb Dampumple: FORE!!!
 Sadbot: SETI instructions unclear, moon now stuck in dish
 Firm Buttocks: TV-am copyright 1983
 a sedated moose: SUPER BALL-IN-A-CUP
 tamarindo: Brought a dish of cheese big enough for everyone at this here party.
 Knice: Oh shit, Moon is looking at our texting history. We're going to have some tough questions to answer
Image 130399   09-08-16   Uploaded by    5 Headed Snake God
Image 130398 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Soviette. Your image was bad, Soviette.
Score:
588
 
 Bert Bertbert: Meat me in my dreams
 Murdertaco: Confirmed real.
 cmd: Odin Quincanon's summer home
 flatluigi: I'm more of a Noh buff myself.
 hearsegirl: think of the mosquitos...
 SomeCanadian: This is what unsustainable food and argicultural subsidies gets you.
 Side Boob: Where is this magical land?
 Donut: Bay of Processed Pigs
 dorian: Privileged kids, now bandwagon jumpers
 Supermansbrother: The chop suey meat holding up the hams looks unstable.
 duckfarts: breakfast is gonna be of epic proportions
 Otterman: Meatzilla
 fumbduck: I never dreamed that I'd meat somebody like you
 sparename: That lake isn't wine
Image 130397   09-08-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
435
 
 willowsprite: Letting your kid get that fat is abusive and setting them up for major health problems in the future.
 hearsegirl: drove 3 extra blocks to give him some exercise
 pastme: Hey Kid.. get off my rug!
 petepuma: size 62 waist
 jochenau: "Crap, Bobby's coming, get the towel!"
 NoRagrets: We're all on a watchlist now.
 rennis938: Dare to dream
 fanny: should we be looking at this? I don't think we should be looking at this.
 Turts: Well his mom is smart enough to not let him ruin his clothes at least
 Side Boob: Follow your dreams. You can reach your goals. I'm living proof. Beefcake. BEEFCAKE!!!
 San DoDo: I ragret nothing
 harpooneer: @a sedated moose Christ I hope so.
 duckfarts: Good Humor, Bad Diet
 a sedated moose: Does that kid have a sweet mullet?
 Firm Buttocks: The Good Humor man he sees everything like this
 rennis938: Dare to dream
 WTF: Now there's a frood who really knows where his towel is!
 Knice: Exhibit B.
Image 130396   09-08-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
376
 
 Snix: This is why I wont go anywhere near the ocean. NOPE NOPE NOPE
 a robot: I know an orca isn't that likely to kill me, but I still find them (and this picture) terrifying
 Teh Simpson: Best use of a 3-D printer ever.
Image 130395   09-08-16   Uploaded by    willowsprite
Score:
316
 
 willowsprite: @Scoo why is that amazing?
 jochenau: @Skaalar The youngest will be in his teens when they finally finish the game.
 Skaalar: Some people just like to dress up for their games of Civilization.
 Butcherboy: @Nothing thanks for calling that. Made the group costume make sense
 Nothing: Where are Bill and Ted?
 Scoo: @Scoo Unless the one on the right is Joan of Arc, I suppose
 Scoo: 4 kids and none of you are dressed as anyone religious. Amazing.
Image 130394   09-08-16   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
436
 
 San DoDo: They do say that
 Flirb Dampumple: I liked Puddy as The Tick
 Scoo: One engorges a man, fills him with fiery passion and unstoppable urges, and the other one's love
 Sadbot: @tamarindo I second this recommendation. Also, Serafinowicz is the Tick on Amazon's new series, and he is surprisingly good in that role
 Amy Housewine: No hard feelings.
 tamarindo: Spaced! Great show, two 6-episode seasons. The guy on top is Peter Serafinowicz who voiced Darth Maul and is now The Tick on Amazon. Future Star Trek Scotty, Simon Pegg is on the bottom.
Image 130393   09-08-16   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Score:
240
 
 trelyate: So this is what Peyton is up to now that he's retired.
 Micro Jackson: We're a happy family
 SomeCanadian: @Off Topic The horning process was especially difficult.
 Off Topic: Mascot's childhood years
 Rorel: Foster's Home of Imaginary Pets?
Image 130392   09-08-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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