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263306  lecj07: The drugs wore off. Or the reality check cleared.

263304  Amy Housewine: Mid-air refuelling for the actual pilots.

263305  Amy Housewine: I would like to join your pig club.

263307  Amy Housewine: Something about that bitch having a nice pair of hooters.

263278  Not A Bot: this is both cool and sad

263262  wolfpk: Ethics!?

263304  VoR: You know someone would

263301  Butcherboy: And then Aristotle taught Alexander the Great. Not much of a philosopher but quite the ambitious young man

263281  wolfpk: Increase your odds of someone saying yes by offering to share the mushrooms.

263297  Scoo: In 5.1 Surround Sound!

263292  wolfpk: How about #261373

263306  sparename: A Regular Occurrence

263302  Robespierre: Lookit! Lookit my tongue! LOOKIT!!!

263297  Robespierre: Any minute now these three will be partying with Cardi B and the Kardashians.

263299  Robespierre: Take the quiz and get offers.

263301  Robespierre: When it comes to ethics, be like 49.95% of Today's Nu-Perfect Americans and listen to Trump.

263216  Robespierre: @Knice From the setting, the shirts, the ties, the "diversity training"/"team building exercise", I'd say it is somewhat like The Orifice (US), or some variation thereupon.

263246  trelyate: car comes with one subwoofer

263252  trelyate: Netflix marathoners are the right group to target

263260  trelyate: this makes cats Neutral Evil. Sounds about right

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263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

263009 Science: This is code for "We got shut down by the health department"

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

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263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

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Score:
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 HighCactus: Agreed @Knice
 Shay: @Fishy Actually that was from The Chris Rock Show.
 msmstud: Remembering the SNL commercial, "Ni---- Please".
 Fishy: I miss Chapelle show.
 Noremak: "Fuck off."
 Scoo: Chappelle's Show did it better
 Donut: This. *holds up box* It's actually quite tasty. Do you want a bowl?
 Sadbot: Growing up and absorbing baby boomer "comedy" like this, I came to the conclusion that nobody from that generation had a happy marriage
 Knice: By being unobservant? Or by having a nicer rack than your wife?
Image 130401   09-08-16   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
Image 130400 is unbelievably bad (score -16) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by east bay. We'll pray for you, east bay.
Score:
1180
 
 Korrok: Coooooooool!
 Flirb Dampumple: FORE!!!
 Sadbot: SETI instructions unclear, moon now stuck in dish
 Firm Buttocks: TV-am copyright 1983
 a sedated moose: SUPER BALL-IN-A-CUP
 tamarindo: Brought a dish of cheese big enough for everyone at this here party.
 Knice: Oh shit, Moon is looking at our texting history. We're going to have some tough questions to answer
Image 130399   09-08-16   Uploaded by    5 Headed Snake God
Image 130398 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Soviette. Boo, Soviette.
Score:
588
 
 Bert Bertbert: Meat me in my dreams
 Murdertaco: Confirmed real.
 cmd: Odin Quincanon's summer home
 flatluigi: I'm more of a Noh buff myself.
 hearsegirl: think of the mosquitos...
 SomeCanadian: This is what unsustainable food and argicultural subsidies gets you.
 Side Boob: Where is this magical land?
 Donut: Bay of Processed Pigs
 dorian: Privileged kids, now bandwagon jumpers
 Supermansbrother: The chop suey meat holding up the hams looks unstable.
 duckfarts: breakfast is gonna be of epic proportions
 Otterman: Meatzilla
 fumbduck: I never dreamed that I'd meat somebody like you
 sparename: That lake isn't wine
Image 130397   09-08-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
435
 
 willowsprite: Letting your kid get that fat is abusive and setting them up for major health problems in the future.
 hearsegirl: drove 3 extra blocks to give him some exercise
 pastme: Hey Kid.. get off my rug!
 petepuma: size 62 waist
 highdra: "Crap, Bobby's coming, get the towel!"
 NoRagrets: We're all on a watchlist now.
 rennis938: Dare to dream
 fanny: should we be looking at this? I don't think we should be looking at this.
 Turts: Well his mom is smart enough to not let him ruin his clothes at least
 Side Boob: Follow your dreams. You can reach your goals. I'm living proof. Beefcake. BEEFCAKE!!!
 San DoDo: I ragret nothing
 harpooneer: @a sedated moose Christ I hope so.
 duckfarts: Good Humor, Bad Diet
 a sedated moose: Does that kid have a sweet mullet?
 Firm Buttocks: The Good Humor man he sees everything like this
 rennis938: Dare to dream
 WTF: Now there's a frood who really knows where his towel is!
 Knice: Exhibit B.
Image 130396   09-08-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
376
 
 Snix: This is why I wont go anywhere near the ocean. NOPE NOPE NOPE
 a robot: I know an orca isn't that likely to kill me, but I still find them (and this picture) terrifying
 Teh Simpson: Best use of a 3-D printer ever.
Image 130395   09-08-16   Uploaded by    willowsprite
Score:
316
 
 willowsprite: @Scoo why is that amazing?
 whaleshark: @Skaalar The youngest will be in his teens when they finally finish the game.
 Skaalar: Some people just like to dress up for their games of Civilization.
 Butcherboy: @Nothing thanks for calling that. Made the group costume make sense
 Nothing: Where are Bill and Ted?
 Scoo: @Scoo Unless the one on the right is Joan of Arc, I suppose
 Scoo: 4 kids and none of you are dressed as anyone religious. Amazing.
Image 130394   09-08-16   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
436
 
 San DoDo: They do say that
 Flirb Dampumple: I liked Puddy as The Tick
 Scoo: One engorges a man, fills him with fiery passion and unstoppable urges, and the other one's love
 Sadbot: @tamarindo I second this recommendation. Also, Serafinowicz is the Tick on Amazon's new series, and he is surprisingly good in that role
 Amy Housewine: No hard feelings.
 tamarindo: Spaced! Great show, two 6-episode seasons. The guy on top is Peter Serafinowicz who voiced Darth Maul and is now The Tick on Amazon. Future Star Trek Scotty, Simon Pegg is on the bottom.
Image 130393   09-08-16   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Score:
240
 
 trelyate: So this is what Peyton is up to now that he's retired.
 Micro Jackson: We're a happy family
 SomeCanadian: @Off Topic The horning process was especially difficult.
 Off Topic: Mascot's childhood years
 Rorel: Foster's Home of Imaginary Pets?
Image 130392   09-08-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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