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210580  Dr Awkward: Reach (Around) For the Stars

210578  Ulillillia: No son of mine will be a brony

210580  Ulillillia: Whack off first

210569  VeeKay: When you wake up after a massive bender in the bathroom showroom.

210589  prius: Probably some feeble attempt to protect her hair from water.

210574  VeeKay: Go on dude, puke!

210582  dobbiesdoogs: "i have an idea for a prank" #210583

210579  VeeKay: Baby light my (oilwell on) fire

210578  dobbiesdoogs: "drop the pony business, or you won't be allowed to stay up pasteur bedtime"

210580  dobbiesdoogs: nice, cazh peen

210584  icloud: more like 'best 2 minutes of your life'

210501  Jabberwikket: @Christina probably laminated sticky notes...

210577  kazzy94: Haha yeah

210567  Annoying Vegan : Some robots have excellent taste in dog photos.

210584  tane: 2 minutes in heaven is better than 1 minute in heaven.

210491  apoxia: @Christina Cats are crepuscular, not nocturnal.

210562  Teechur: Do her pants have a camera-friendly hole?

210563  Teechur: Perhaps the wavy ones are just more outgoing.

210569  funny in the wall: like the naked lady but what' with all the sinks/toilets/bidets?

210567  Teechur: @PenguinBartender Yes, definitely mlem.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

210467 Yurishiro: Cut the cord you baby planet!

210451 Niels Bohr: Hey there love angle.

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210491 apoxia: @Christina Cats are crepuscular, not nocturnal.

210528 Cami: @Yurishiro I like that reply. Another good one I've heard was that from the cover you can see what it's going to cost.

210563 Teechur: Perhaps the wavy ones are just more outgoing.

210512 sirgallium: The weinermobile is in trouble

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210540 wolfpk: When there is a will there's a way... unfortunately that phrase is attached to the phrase "famous last words".

210508 Cami: @tess Remember pagers? Bike couriers and drug dealers...



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NO JOKES uploaded 210205 (690 points)
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PygmyGremlin uploaded 210425 (652 points)
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eradicator uploaded 210303 (638 points)
gggina uploaded 210350 (633 points)
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10. carlin: 1219 points
11. cybeq: 1144 points
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14. duckybox: 1053 points
15. electrode: 1022 points
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Score:
272
 
 hex0: "A Botanic Scams King"
 hex0: If the metrics were different we would have 'smacking into a scab'. That is scarier to me...
 edgarallendoh: Lol @XLY
 Urchin: Satan is the hot new Fall fashion
 Niels Bohr: @scribbs plot twist: he's running against Martin Shkreli.
 AdaMan: He comes back when Sri Lanka is at #1 so we have a bit still
 XLY: bs none of those are 0,666
 Christina: ...or nuke one, anything that breaks the spell.
 Christina: gotta help some of these countries to develop, just to be safe.
 scribbs: I still ain't voting for him!
 Korrok: That's 'Mister Satan is coming backepu' to you!
 AverageJoe: America is satan
 Rorel: You ever think that patterns and prophetic things are really real and put there by the divine... But, like, the divine is just totally messing with people and the signs are just meant to rile people up for fun? The Sims style, with less ovens and fireplaces, and more numbers and face imprints.
 Amy Housewine: He never left, baby.
Image 130353   09-08-16   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
164
 
 WaffleIron: Unrealistic JPEG compression standards.
 Mitchell: @Jayfu Well, that IS her full time job: being looked at.
 Jayfu: She looks great for 60
 Butcherboy: @A duck careful, i dont think most of that body is 18yrs old
 A duck: Yowza
Image 130352   09-08-16   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
265
 
 hearsegirl: ready for their soccer balls
 sporky: Put your head on my head.
 sporky: I'm here to soothe you to sleep.
 sporky: Hello pillows, I'm dad.
 Fugative: Heads again for dinner
 Radstarboom: "I will wear your face as a hockey mask" is my only pickup line.
Image 130351   09-08-16   Uploaded by    teletub
Score:
182
 
 carpwoman: *doink
 itskando: Triple dundy it is not
 Fett4life: Scorpion in 3..2..1
 Amy Housewine: She's not falling, she just showing us how well she can balance right on the end of the board.
 Bluetocracy: board as fuck
 Borkf: Facit sejam
Image 130350   09-08-16   Uploaded by    theaquaman
Image 130349 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by titular role. You have brought shame on us, titular role.
Score:
248
 
 tib gubb: like hell it isn't
 Jaktai: It's the overflow drain for the toilet.
 sumodrsn: Everything is a urinal.
 duckfarts: it's true though; it's a photo of a urinal
 tamarindo: It's a regular toilet? :gets out potato masher:
 Trick Question: Counterpoint: (pees)
 Supermansbrother: The sign has a point.
 Jayfu: Yes it is
 Korrok: @Borkf No truer words have yet been spoken.
 Wolfechu: Are you sure?
 AverageJoe: I want to know the story behind that poster
 fumbduck: Thirsty boy
 Air Biscuit: Better there than the sink
 Borkf: Anything's a urinal if you pee in it
 Amy Housewine: C'mon Magritte, this is getting feeble now.
 Theta Zero: That sounds like a challenge.
Image 130348   09-08-16   Uploaded by    Mike Michael
Score:
248
 
 Micro Jackson: I got that Memorex app it is the bomb
 sparename: Is that the ANCIENT iphone with a jack? just have a plug in the cassette 'ole, being aware of the frequency response of the amplifier expecting the roll-off from the head gap
 WaffleIron: @Scoo : Or if you built a tape head into the iphone so it's compatible in the other direction.
 Scoo: It would actually be impressive if you built a dock into it, but that's clearly not what's happening here
 Fett4life: Seems logical.
 Air Biscuit: "It works because magnets"
 Chest Rockwell: This is how you fuck up two devices at once.
Image 130347   09-08-16   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
257
 
 Supermansbrother: They have pretty good beer.
 Borkf: Twater
 dobbiesdoogs: a business plan i can respect
Image 130346   09-08-16   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
325
 
 Scoo: Foam-foam-foam
 Side Boob: We need sensible ear plug registration.
 Mr. Shine: RIP Huffington Post "I believe these to be rubber bullets can anyone confirm?!"
 Jayfu: @dobbiesdoogs best god damned pun ever
 Fett4life: @Theta Zero Yes, this will silence a gun.
 Theta Zero: That's not how you silence a gun.
 dobbiesdoogs: did you hear? joey got plugged
Image 130345   09-08-16   Uploaded by    elahabdh
Score:
240
 
 Borkf: @Flarmie There's a lemonade factory right around the corner as well.
 Flarmie: I hear they have a new state-of-the-art fudge manufacturing facility.
 Theta Zero: Take a right here and then go around the corner.
Image 130344   09-08-16   Uploaded by    Vivian
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