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267964  shadebane: Hard to believe the hard working honest men at a car dealership could miss that mistake.

267908  Shay: IT'S BACON!!!!!!

267928  White Rice: God, finally!

267858  Shay: @Spazstatic Worse: youtu.be/…

267940  Eleftheros: they misaligned the screenprinting

267951  Eleftheros: "I'm an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it"

267953  Side Boob: Silly foreigners driving on the wrong side :P

267930  Mad Collager: My, she has lots of spirit!

267934  Mad Collager: Donald Trump's chihuahua.

267945  Mad Collager: @Knice ...flooded because of FEMA money transfers to ICE.

267921  Not A Bot: Oh, my?

267946  Jotun: She looks nice.

267951  Mad Collager: Don't look now, but I think your system has a bug.

267952  Eleftheros: *clicks headphones*

267949  Side Boob: @Spazstatic Ra-men, brother.

267823  LurkedMoar: @dangerkeith3000 Firefly Trek Wars GATE

267949  Spazstatic: Blessed is he who may be touched by His Noodly Appendage.

267948  PenguinBartender: Cat ambush imminent.

267946  barfolomew: @fanny now, where could my pipe be

267889  Korrok: Convenient.

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2. DrNinjaman
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267565 Bluetocracy: In reality, there would only be one tiny piece of tp on the crooked roll, but you wouldn't notice until it was too late.

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267582 antipatterns: It will always smell like this

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267930 Mad Collager: My, she has lots of spirit!

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.



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The Bees uploaded 267439 (781 points)
sundragon uploaded 267499 (770 points)
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Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (749 points)
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 7. Nope: 1858 points
 8. time is wastin: 1673 points
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10. Shay: 1535 points
11. bbbrandon: 1530 points
12. Mustyrats: 1524 points
13. Double-Munched Tacotito: 1460 points
14. Annoying Vegan : 1454 points
15. Mexico: 1436 points
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Score:
272
 
 hex0: "A Botanic Scams King"
 hex0: If the metrics were different we would have 'smacking into a scab'. That is scarier to me...
 edgarallendoh: Lol @XLY
 Urchin: Satan is the hot new Fall fashion
 Niels Bohr: @scribbs plot twist: he's running against Martin Shkreli.
 AdaMan: He comes back when Sri Lanka is at #1 so we have a bit still
 XLY: bs none of those are 0,666
 Christina: ...or nuke one, anything that breaks the spell.
 Christina: gotta help some of these countries to develop, just to be safe.
 scribbs: I still ain't voting for him!
 Korrok: That's 'Mister Satan is coming backepu' to you!
 AverageJoe: America is satan
 Rorel: You ever think that patterns and prophetic things are really real and put there by the divine... But, like, the divine is just totally messing with people and the signs are just meant to rile people up for fun? The Sims style, with less ovens and fireplaces, and more numbers and face imprints.
 Amy Housewine: He never left, baby.
Image 130353   09-08-16   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
164
 
 WaffleIron: Unrealistic JPEG compression standards.
 Mitchell: @Jayfu Well, that IS her full time job: being looked at.
 Jayfu: She looks great for 60
 Butcherboy: @A duck careful, i dont think most of that body is 18yrs old
 A duck: Yowza
Image 130352   09-08-16   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
265
 
 hearsegirl: ready for their soccer balls
 sporky: Put your head on my head.
 sporky: I'm here to soothe you to sleep.
 sporky: Hello pillows, I'm dad.
 Fugative: Heads again for dinner
 Radstarboom: "I will wear your face as a hockey mask" is my only pickup line.
Image 130351   09-08-16   Uploaded by    teletub
Score:
182
 
 Gringos: *doink
 itskando: Triple dundy it is not
 Fett4life: Scorpion in 3..2..1
 Amy Housewine: She's not falling, she just showing us how well she can balance right on the end of the board.
 Bluetocracy: board as fuck
 Borkf: Facit sejam
Image 130350   09-08-16   Uploaded by    theaquaman
Image 130349 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by titular role. Your image was bad, titular role.
Score:
248
 
 tib gubb: like hell it isn't
 Jaktai: It's the overflow drain for the toilet.
 sumodrsn: Everything is a urinal.
 duckfarts: it's true though; it's a photo of a urinal
 tamarindo: It's a regular toilet? :gets out potato masher:
 Trick Question: Counterpoint: (pees)
 Supermansbrother: The sign has a point.
 Jayfu: Yes it is
 Korrok: @Borkf No truer words have yet been spoken.
 Wolfechu: Are you sure?
 AverageJoe: I want to know the story behind that poster
 fumbduck: Thirsty boy
 Air Biscuit: Better there than the sink
 Borkf: Anything's a urinal if you pee in it
 Amy Housewine: C'mon Magritte, this is getting feeble now.
 shadebane: That sounds like a challenge.
Image 130348   09-08-16   Uploaded by    Mike Michael
Score:
248
 
 Micro Jackson: I got that Memorex app it is the bomb
 sparename: Is that the ANCIENT iphone with a jack? just have a plug in the cassette 'ole, being aware of the frequency response of the amplifier expecting the roll-off from the head gap
 WaffleIron: @Scoo : Or if you built a tape head into the iphone so it's compatible in the other direction.
 Scoo: It would actually be impressive if you built a dock into it, but that's clearly not what's happening here
 Fett4life: Seems logical.
 Air Biscuit: "It works because magnets"
 Chest Rockwell: This is how you fuck up two devices at once.
Image 130347   09-08-16   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
257
 
 Supermansbrother: They have pretty good beer.
 Borkf: Twater
 dobbiesdoogs: a business plan i can respect
Image 130346   09-08-16   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
325
 
 Scoo: Foam-foam-foam
 Side Boob: We need sensible ear plug registration.
 Mr. Shine: RIP Huffington Post "I believe these to be rubber bullets can anyone confirm?!"
 Jayfu: @dobbiesdoogs best god damned pun ever
 Fett4life: @Theta Zero Yes, this will silence a gun.
 Bro Bro: That's not how you silence a gun.
 dobbiesdoogs: did you hear? joey got plugged
Image 130345   09-08-16   Uploaded by    elahabdh
Score:
240
 
 Borkf: @Flarmie There's a lemonade factory right around the corner as well.
 Flarmie: I hear they have a new state-of-the-art fudge manufacturing facility.
 eykei: Take a right here and then go around the corner.
Image 130344   09-08-16   Uploaded by    Vivian
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