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254029  Amy Housewine: Sticks and stones may break my bones/in Area Six they throw bottles and bricks and kicks

254026  Greifer: something died on your plate

254032  Laree: Gather round, children, for the legend of El Chupanibre.

254029  jochenau: Welcome to Still New Mexico, leaving Also New Mexico

254031  jochenau: @addend That'd be a good book title, I think.

254032  jochenau: Why are there so many songs about rainbows / and what's on the other side?

254041  OldKentuckyShark: Cannibalism? I mean, yeah, I'm not super hungry, but I could eat

254013  addend: *cloaca.

254016  addend: Don't have a clot, man.

254021  addend: @BavidDowie (Ricardo Montalban fakes cough, distracts doctor.)

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254024  addend: Not featuring the singular feature of the swan, the elegantly curved neck.

254025  addend: *bad-ass.

253956  m o l e m a n: @Mr. Shine Lolz

254027  addend: "Heyyy, buuuddy."

254031  addend: (Silence at the equator.)

253931  a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine srsly

253994  raditzu: There is nothing ugly spoiling the general beauty of the surrounding.

253996  raditzu: Zatoichi's samurai dog.

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253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

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 hex0: "A Botanic Scams King"
 hex0: If the metrics were different we would have 'smacking into a scab'. That is scarier to me...
 edgarallendoh: Lol @XLY
 Urchin: Satan is the hot new Fall fashion
 Niels Bohr: @scribbs plot twist: he's running against Martin Shkreli.
 AdaMan: He comes back when Sri Lanka is at #1 so we have a bit still
 XLY: bs none of those are 0,666
 Christina: ...or nuke one, anything that breaks the spell.
 Christina: gotta help some of these countries to develop, just to be safe.
 scribbs: I still ain't voting for him!
 Korrok: That's 'Mister Satan is coming backepu' to you!
 AverageJoe: America is satan
 Rorel: You ever think that patterns and prophetic things are really real and put there by the divine... But, like, the divine is just totally messing with people and the signs are just meant to rile people up for fun? The Sims style, with less ovens and fireplaces, and more numbers and face imprints.
 Amy Housewine: He never left, baby.
Image 130353   09-08-16   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
 WaffleIron: Unrealistic JPEG compression standards.
 Mitchell: @Jayfu Well, that IS her full time job: being looked at.
 Jayfu: She looks great for 60
 Butcherboy: @A duck careful, i dont think most of that body is 18yrs old
 A duck: Yowza
Image 130352   09-08-16   Uploaded by    bubbles
 hearsegirl: ready for their soccer balls
 sporky: Put your head on my head.
 sporky: I'm here to soothe you to sleep.
 sporky: Hello pillows, I'm dad.
 Fugative: Heads again for dinner
 Radstarboom: "I will wear your face as a hockey mask" is my only pickup line.
Image 130351   09-08-16   Uploaded by    teletub
 carpwoman: *doink
 itskando: Triple dundy it is not
 Fett4life: Scorpion in 3..2..1
 Amy Housewine: She's not falling, she just showing us how well she can balance right on the end of the board.
 Bluetocracy: board as fuck
 Borkf: Facit sejam
Image 130350   09-08-16   Uploaded by    theaquaman
Image 130349 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by titular role. We'll pray for you, titular role.
 tib gubb: like hell it isn't
 Jaktai: It's the overflow drain for the toilet.
 sumodrsn: Everything is a urinal.
 duckfarts: it's true though; it's a photo of a urinal
 tamarindo: It's a regular toilet? :gets out potato masher:
 Trick Question: Counterpoint: (pees)
 Supermansbrother: The sign has a point.
 Jayfu: Yes it is
 Korrok: @Borkf No truer words have yet been spoken.
 Wolfechu: Are you sure?
 AverageJoe: I want to know the story behind that poster
 fumbduck: Thirsty boy
 Air Biscuit: Better there than the sink
 Borkf: Anything's a urinal if you pee in it
 Amy Housewine: C'mon Magritte, this is getting feeble now.
 Theta Zero: That sounds like a challenge.
Image 130348   09-08-16   Uploaded by    Mike Michael
 Micro Jackson: I got that Memorex app it is the bomb
 sparename: Is that the ANCIENT iphone with a jack? just have a plug in the cassette 'ole, being aware of the frequency response of the amplifier expecting the roll-off from the head gap
 WaffleIron: @Scoo : Or if you built a tape head into the iphone so it's compatible in the other direction.
 Scoo: It would actually be impressive if you built a dock into it, but that's clearly not what's happening here
 Fett4life: Seems logical.
 Air Biscuit: "It works because magnets"
 Chest Rockwell: This is how you fuck up two devices at once.
Image 130347   09-08-16   Uploaded by    gutwheat
 Supermansbrother: They have pretty good beer.
 Borkf: Twater
 dobbiesdoogs: a business plan i can respect
Image 130346   09-08-16   Uploaded by    grid
 Scoo: Foam-foam-foam
 Side Boob: We need sensible ear plug registration.
 Mr. Shine: RIP Huffington Post "I believe these to be rubber bullets can anyone confirm?!"
 Jayfu: @dobbiesdoogs best god damned pun ever
 Fett4life: @Theta Zero Yes, this will silence a gun.
 Theta Zero: That's not how you silence a gun.
 dobbiesdoogs: did you hear? joey got plugged
Image 130345   09-08-16   Uploaded by    elahabdh
 Borkf: @Flarmie There's a lemonade factory right around the corner as well.
 Flarmie: I hear they have a new state-of-the-art fudge manufacturing facility.
 Theta Zero: Take a right here and then go around the corner.
Image 130344   09-08-16   Uploaded by    Vivian
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