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249172  VeeKay: Look for the girl with the broken smile

249149  Dresdenkeogh: @fanny @Side Boob I agree, he's one of my personal heroes, I kinda like this one though, and in the words of another hero of mine, it's,"mostly harmless. "

249173  VeeKay: Dr Eleanor Abernathy MD JD.

249126  Sadpygmy: She seems nice

249152  Dresdenkeogh: @Robespierre @a sedated moose this aggression will not stand, Bud.

249152  tib gubb: that kid looks mighty insufferable; i'm cheering for bud.

249155  Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew and his mother's conical ears and itty-bitty nips

168151  Felicity: I miss square spaceships

249156  Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew same, a solidarity of sorts. An "i'm not the only one to feel like this and somebody made something beautiful out of this feeling, so maybe I can too. "

249158  Dresdenkeogh: Mother earth's political cartoon on the "drain the swamp" campaign promise. Hard to drain anything when you put yourself above it all.

249169  VoR: ...huh, the more you know...

249168  Felicity: @Robespierre I*ve seen worse. At least it has a convex hairline and not bangs

249173  Dresdenkeogh: My dad has a saying that I have adopted. "Bumper stickers are like cats, with every one you have over two, the crazy starts going up exponentially.

249169  Not A Bot: Still smiling despite fucking cancer? Have a radvote, my friend.

249171  Felicity: @Christina Is that true?

249173  Felicity: When she only had ten cats

249168  Shay: Ironically, Johnny Cash's darkest days was when he wasn't the man in black.

249166  Dresdenkeogh: Jake the dog , and fins the human

249172  Dresdenkeogh: Tonight a comedian died in the streets of New York. I took his coffee mug.

249159  Dresdenkeogh: @Robespierre protection. "That's a nice leg you got there, would be a real shame if someone were to chomp down on it with bite force of roughly 3,700 psi and shake it around like a terrier killing a rat. That'd be a real shame. " ( I googled the bite force and couldn't find a funny equivalent that was easily rephrased in this context. But I did find out that an adult male walrus weighs in at roughly 3700 lbs, so that's an adult male walrus per square inch.)

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248965 glenalec: I'm always understandably relieved when my pee is clear thru yellow because it's like fuck year my kidneys aren't bleeding today.

249040 DrNinjaman: @savvoy I wouldn't mind being dropped on that bottom, if you know what I mean! Getting sucked away sounds pretty good too, in an ethnic sort of way.

249016 Ironass: I like someone with a little more enthusiasm than that.

248999 Entertainmentalist: Stays mostly within the mammalian phylum!

248935 glenalec: @savvoy - Genuine LOL. Nice one!

249142 funny in the wall: It doesnt, they usually come on the side. @dangerkeith3000

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

248966 raditzu: still better than tidepods

248937 Spazstatic: @Science @Side Boob thank you both.

248968 Christina: @raditzu rly!



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Score:
464
 
 Peter Pantsless: "Remember, don't look too excited to see them. This is a power pla- oh goddammit."
 Cami: My boys gonna mess you up.
 mrwiffler: (bottom right)David Bowow
 duckfarts: @a robot wouldn't that be a benefit
 a robot: "See the shit I have to put up with?"
 duckfarts: giving me the ol' stinkeye I see
 mwoody: "We don't like your kind around he-" "YES WE DO! YES WE DO!"
Image 129943   09-06-16   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
417
 
 wakkawakka: Better than my bank, which is sub-standard.
 Borkf: @ModelTRex Geeze, I though I was on the InTeRnEt iN ThE 90s for a moment then.
 ModelTRex: I prefer Unprofessional Building and CrAzY BaNk!
 scribbs: Typical Town, USA
 WaffleIron: Usual post.
 ignatz: generic car
Image 129942   09-06-16   Uploaded by    genius
Score:
467
 
 lecj07: Cute little murder machine to be.
 Trick Question: "Dad's milk isn't nearly as tasty." (Nu Regrets)
 a robot: @Mominous I guess she likes porridge that's half bear spit
 Mominous: This is right before that little bitch Goldilocks comes along and ruins everything
 VoR: Aw Yiss! Milk.
Image 129941   09-06-16   Uploaded by    youshall
Score:
690
 
 antipatterns: Ill dig yer grave gramps
 Beef Supreme: Grow thicker skin, younger generations.
 scribbs: @Gowenmark I won't judge.
 Gowenmark: @scribbs Mom's boots are kinda' turnin' me on.
 Air Biscuit: Why arent there more black bars on this image!?!
 dingding: Eat while you drive, scrub.
 thoehn: I read this with a William Shatner voice over in my head.
 ModelTRex: Your offense offends me. Please refrain from being offended in the future.
 Trick Question: TRIGGERED
 San DoDo: I'm offended
 Christina: But are likely to be offended by sexist pigs.
 scribbs: I'm offended by mom's boots.
 VoR: I'm offended by its drab.
 Borkf: I'm offended by the line spacing on this.
Image 129940   09-06-16   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Score:
589
 
 Rorel: If he's too awesome, he may go missing.
 Christina: This dog is awesome!
 scribbs: Signs like this boost your dog's self esteem. Fact.
Image 129939   09-06-16   Uploaded by    pusha p
Image 129938 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by steve. You have brought shame on us, steve.
Score:
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 Mominous: @jochenau That might work.....I'm considering having that tattooed on my neck now so everyone will knows its name
 Urchin: You're not you without your neck name badge holder. Grab a Snickers.
 Callahan: I be rollin' ... they be laughin'
 Trick Question: Neck name badge holders? Neck badge name holders? Sneckers-named bulk holder badges?!
 jochenau: @Mominous Lady Snickers von Doodleneck, Duchess of Spaceshipshireham
 Supermansbrother: My neck's name is Gary.
 Butcherboy: @ping thanks. sometimes it all falls into place
 Mominous: I know some people name certain body parts, but I'm not sure what I should name my neck.....any suggestions??
 ping: @Butcherboy I wish I could rad that more than once.
 Butcherboy: name holders badge neck french whittling knife
Image 129937   09-06-16   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
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 AverageJoe: child molester spotted
 Dick Inspector: Let me guess, Arizona?
 sparename: @scribbs "Manifiold Destiny" - recipes for all parts of the engine
 scribbs: I've heard about engine-block baking for a tasty finish to a boring commute. This? Never heard of this.
 jochenau: This way little Sally has something nice to eat while she roasts to death.
 Red: someone should smash the window to let them out
 ping: Mmmm... car cookies.
 luxuslurch: And if you leave a pig in the trunk, you may experience the miracle of baconizing
 annterland: Nonsense. Tasty, tasty nonsense.
Image 129936   09-06-16   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
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 Urchin: The Final Deletion 2: Mr. Hardy Goes To Washington
 jochenau: @SomeCanadian ...fair point. Can my room be in Canada instead?
 SomeCanadian: @jochenau You're close to electing Trump. You clearly can't handle the responsibility. No go to your room and think about what you've done.
 Bob: Maybe just turn them off and back on again
 Christina: Yes!
 jochenau: @SomeCanadian Hands off, foul Canadian! No one deletes our government but us!
 SomeCanadian: Yes pls
Image 129935   09-06-16   Uploaded by    IM AN ASSHOLE
Score:
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 lecj07: The fudge recipe is divine!
 DrinkMixMan: Now you're cooking with Poo
 jochenau: Step 1: Use giant meat cleaver to chop small vegetables
 hat thrab: Welp, now someone needs to make a shit sandwich and post it.
Image 129934   09-06-16   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
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