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262838  Felicity: lxc luau

262841  Felicity: Other side of the block from Beaver Liquors

262842  Felicity: Was this badded because there was a volcano recently IRL?

262881  Sage: I don't get it.

262870  Spazstatic: @Fiveninety Ugh, I actually had to do this today. Not the butt part, but the grass in 98 degree weather. Also, it was actually 99 with a heat index of about 104. That being said, a lightweight, light colored, moisture wicking shirt pulled my sweat and evaporated it faster probably helping keep me cooler than if I had more skin directly exposed to the sun and sweat dripping instead of evaporating.

262844  Felicity: @addend Stage left or camera left?

262846  Felicity: This kitten's favourite member of Kiss is Paul

262836  Annoying Vegan : My dog has that same bowl.

262859  Felicity: I need to find a new way of looking at life. As it stands currently I am scared and depressed all of the time

262861  Felicity: Modest prices

262866  Felicity: This reminds me of how Roger on 'American Dad!' used to call his hosts Staniel and Franiel

262878  ChubbyBuddy: both are beautiful imo

262867  Felicity: Rad for gloves

262868  Felicity: Actually, the floor does look a little like lava

262869  Felicity: Where are the giant people holding it up?

262870  Felicity: Well, not in public, but maybe someday if I really apply myself and work towards an awesome body

262871  Felicity: Don't punch down, Louis

262873  Felicity: All the Flash video downloader extensions have stopped working, too. These are dark times

262878  Felicity: Boobswap?

262866  a sedated moose: I chuckled too much at this

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262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

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262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262806 smusher: ... ? ...

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 Peter Pantsless: "Remember, don't look too excited to see them. This is a power pla- oh goddammit."
 Cami: My boys gonna mess you up.
 mrwiffler: (bottom right)David Bowow
 duckfarts: @a robot wouldn't that be a benefit
 a robot: "See the shit I have to put up with?"
 duckfarts: giving me the ol' stinkeye I see
 mwoody: "We don't like your kind around he-" "YES WE DO! YES WE DO!"
Image 129943   09-06-16   Uploaded by    karpeles
 wakkawakka: Better than my bank, which is sub-standard.
 Borkf: @ModelTRex Geeze, I though I was on the InTeRnEt iN ThE 90s for a moment then.
 ModelTRex: I prefer Unprofessional Building and CrAzY BaNk!
 scribbs: Typical Town, USA
 WaffleIron: Usual post.
 static xyz: generic car
Image 129942   09-06-16   Uploaded by    genius
 lecj07: Cute little murder machine to be.
 Trick Question: "Dad's milk isn't nearly as tasty." (Nu Regrets)
 a robot: @Mominous I guess she likes porridge that's half bear spit
 Mominous: This is right before that little bitch Goldilocks comes along and ruins everything
 VoR: Aw Yiss! Milk.
Image 129941   09-06-16   Uploaded by    youshall
 antipatterns: Ill dig yer grave gramps
 Beef Supreme: Grow thicker skin, younger generations.
 scribbs: @Gowenmark I won't judge.
 Gowenmark: @scribbs Mom's boots are kinda' turnin' me on.
 Air Biscuit: Why arent there more black bars on this image!?!
 dingding: Eat while you drive, scrub.
 thoehn: I read this with a William Shatner voice over in my head.
 ModelTRex: Your offense offends me. Please refrain from being offended in the future.
 Trick Question: TRIGGERED
 San DoDo: I'm offended
 Christina: But are likely to be offended by sexist pigs.
 scribbs: I'm offended by mom's boots.
 VoR: I'm offended by its drab.
 Borkf: I'm offended by the line spacing on this.
Image 129940   09-06-16   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
 Rorel: If he's too awesome, he may go missing.
 Christina: This dog is awesome!
 scribbs: Signs like this boost your dog's self esteem. Fact.
Image 129939   09-06-16   Uploaded by    pusha p
Image 129938 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by steve. We'll pray for you, steve.
 Mominous: @jochenau That might work.....I'm considering having that tattooed on my neck now so everyone will knows its name
 Urchin: You're not you without your neck name badge holder. Grab a Snickers.
 Callahan: I be rollin' ... they be laughin'
 Trick Question: Neck name badge holders? Neck badge name holders? Sneckers-named bulk holder badges?!
 entropy: @Mominous Lady Snickers von Doodleneck, Duchess of Spaceshipshireham
 Supermansbrother: My neck's name is Gary.
 Butcherboy: @ping thanks. sometimes it all falls into place
 Mominous: I know some people name certain body parts, but I'm not sure what I should name my neck.....any suggestions??
 ping: @Butcherboy I wish I could rad that more than once.
 Butcherboy: name holders badge neck french whittling knife
Image 129937   09-06-16   Uploaded by    logono
 AverageJoe: child molester spotted
 Dick Inspector: Let me guess, Arizona?
 sparename: @scribbs "Manifiold Destiny" - recipes for all parts of the engine
 scribbs: I've heard about engine-block baking for a tasty finish to a boring commute. This? Never heard of this.
 DeeeeeeeezNutz: This way little Sally has something nice to eat while she roasts to death.
 Red: someone should smash the window to let them out
 ping: Mmmm... car cookies.
 luxuslurch: And if you leave a pig in the trunk, you may experience the miracle of baconizing
 annterland: Nonsense. Tasty, tasty nonsense.
Image 129936   09-06-16   Uploaded by    grandma
 Urchin: The Final Deletion 2: Mr. Hardy Goes To Washington
 Mr Mumble: @SomeCanadian ...fair point. Can my room be in Canada instead?
 SomeCanadian: @jochenau You're close to electing Trump. You clearly can't handle the responsibility. No go to your room and think about what you've done.
 Bob: Maybe just turn them off and back on again
 Christina: Yes!
 MyPasswordAintPassword: @SomeCanadian Hands off, foul Canadian! No one deletes our government but us!
 SomeCanadian: Yes pls
Image 129935   09-06-16   Uploaded by    IM AN ASSHOLE
 lecj07: The fudge recipe is divine!
 DrinkMixMan: Now you're cooking with Poo
 Oober: Step 1: Use giant meat cleaver to chop small vegetables
 hat thrab: Welp, now someone needs to make a shit sandwich and post it.
Image 129934   09-06-16   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
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