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263278  Not A Bot: this is both cool and sad

263262  wolfpk: Ethics!?

263304  VoR: You know someone would

263301  Butcherboy: And then Aristotle taught Alexander the Great. Not much of a philosopher but quite the ambitious young man

263281  wolfpk: Increase your odds of someone saying yes by offering to share the mushrooms.

263297  Scoo: In 5.1 Surround Sound!

263292  wolfpk: How about #261373

263306  sparename: A Regular Occurrence

263302  Robespierre: Lookit! Lookit my tongue! LOOKIT!!!

263297  Robespierre: Any minute now these three will be partying with Cardi B and the Kardashians.

263299  Robespierre: Take the quiz and get offers.

263301  Robespierre: When it comes to ethics, be like 49.95% of Today's Nu-Perfect Americans and listen to Trump.

263216  Robespierre: @Knice From the setting, the shirts, the ties, the "diversity training"/"team building exercise", I'd say it is somewhat like The Orifice (US), or some variation thereupon.

263246  trelyate: car comes with one subwoofer

263252  trelyate: Netflix marathoners are the right group to target

263260  trelyate: this makes cats Neutral Evil. Sounds about right

263272  AdaMan: They did a TV show of this called the Almighty Johnsons

263279  trelyate: and then it whispered to me, "Bring back 80's speed metal."

263281  trelyate: I usually just watch Adult Swim's Off the Air when I want to see something crazy while tripping

263293  Bohab: If your entire "coitus" is only 2/3rds the length of your "climax" I'm not sure how your wife is getting "satisfaction"

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

263274 dangerkeith3000: Somebody just watched a live birth.

263009 Science: This is code for "We got shut down by the health department"

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA



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 ShoKusogi: The NSA knows exactly where you are...
 jayjay: quack?
 frenchrevolution: "Can you hear me now?"
 bug: Crap. That's where I left it.
 WaffleIron: Have a grand adventure little guy, but be sure to call home once in a while.
Image 129425   09-03-16   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
161
 
 IAmFat: So right now the future is internet porn. Seems legit.
 Cami: Cougar credo.
 a robot: @WaffleIron The revolution WILL be Instagrammed
 bug: The youth must flow?
 WaffleIron: Taylor swift is going to start a revolution.
Image 129424   09-03-16   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Score:
288
 
 Jeannie C: Oh nothing, just hangin' out.
 Musician: a fire hydrant sitting in the middle of grass is so enticing it even makes me want to pee on it.
Image 129423   09-03-16   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
439
 
 Korrok: @sporky For example?
 Butcherboy: @Korrok I'll take one korrok of gold when your elected
 sporky: The idea that korrok is somehow the dark evil one on this site is being perpetuated by people who have apparently never seen a completely fucking terrifying HAT THRAB post.
 scribbs: @Butcherboy @Korrok So energy will be measured in Korrok-Korrok, but torque will be measured in Korrok-Korrok? If so, I'm in.
 Korrok: @Butcherboy I like it!
 Butcherboy: @Korrok i suggest everything be measured in Korroks. can i have 1/165 of a korrok of ground beef please.
 Korrok: @Butcherboy @scribbs We won't be implementing it. I just think it's quaint the way scientists measure things. No, we'll be using units of measure from various Sci-fi movies and tv shows. For instance, a parsec will be a measure of time equal to slightly more than one twelfth the time it takes for a suped up freighter to make the Kessel Run.
 scribbs: @Butcherboy I wish I had seen this 27 minutes ago, before I pledged my vote to him.
 Butcherboy: @Korrok supporting the metric system may tank your campaign
 Wet farts: I was unaware that fucks were measured in grams.
 runny999: Rodney, old friend! Troubles?
 Arthur Dent: Green with envy...
 Korrok: Rad for use of metrics.
Image 129422   09-03-16   Uploaded by    Call Of Pooty
Score:
169
 
 trelyate: is he eating her hair?
 whiplash: My "hover hands" are cured! Hallelujah!
 Hosebag: Whoop whooooop woooooop.
 Kohapi: Abbey and her brother have that special sort of connection.
 balloonKnot: Atta boy!
Image 129421   09-03-16   Uploaded by    twisty
Score:
655
 
 wolfskin: One on right KNOWS this is going on internet
 Kess: This just got me. Love it.
Image 129420   09-03-16   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
231
 
 Kohapi: @Teechur I consider myself an honorary member of the Society for Creative Anachronism.
 Teechur: @Kohapi It's a good thing my computer is 12 years old, so your comment is totally not anachronistic at all.
 Kohapi: Hillary hates it when Bill takes his "me time" in the front yard.
Image 129419   09-03-16   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
433
 
 Cami: So....single, eh? How did you know?
 burritos: As long as it tastes like Pho, it's alright in my book
 whiplash: Yeah, she's single.
 quertyP: I can see how you have won the respect of these cats...
 WTF: I can smell the cat pee soaked carpet from here.
 Arthur Dent: I can see you have won the respect of these cats...
 a robot: Cat owner dot jpeg
Image 129418   09-03-16   Uploaded by    Whorelock
Image 129417 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by courtney. You have brought shame on us, courtney.
Score:
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 Arthur Dent: Unicorn horn is no more effective than human horn... They ran a lot of tests Omicron Persei 8
Image 129416   09-03-16   Uploaded by    topcity
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